But surely if it's "where the sun don't shine", the wheat won't grow.
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But surely if it's "where the sun don't shine", the wheat won't grow.
Go Edith!
Bravo!!!!
"I don't understand, George. How can we have _a roll in the hay_ when it's already rolled?" #GirlsOwnCC
EEEEEEP! (Oh well done, Kid!)
Considering the state of my fridge and pantry, it's dead easy. Just open the fridge door and whistle. Anything that whistles back is FOGOd.
... sometimes.
I've been known to take an unsuspecting friend's hand in a restaurant and sing "I hold your hand in mine" to them
Oh Brilliant! May I counter with one from the recently departed expert? www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6qF...
Reskeet with your mental state.
Heaven forfend when we get to marrow season.
Excellent
It'll be weak tea and insipid lemonade if we let them win .
Nice touch.
*innocent whistle* (I really do have one in mine).
His Nibs just sighed and left the room.
This time, the Daleks _suceeded_ with sneaking up on the Doctor! (From His Nibs) #GirlsOwnCC
"All right, you've got me. It's a fair cop. But how did you know I wasn't part of your secret society?" *Agatha looks her up and down, her dark solid coloured outfit conspicuous against the light stripes of the footsoldiers and the captain's checks* "You'll never know." #GirlsOwnCC
Is it currently a season? Then it's the right time for this movie.
Name a Comfort Film. Dave.
Nah. Some blighter tripped the fuses and I can't see a thing!
And the pool needed cleaning.
Sydney, Blue Mountains, Orange and Melbourne for me. Visited a lot of other places.
Yup! *waves from Melbourne*
Where in our beautiful country were you?
When one of the local sticky-footed natives come in, our cats make certain we know about it!
*Deservedly* insufferably smug.
AI can't even correctly tell me the four-letter elements. (Boron? Seriously???) So I'll not trust it for anything
If you lick it twice, do all our hands suddenly become the right shape?
Bravo!
Harsh, but probably totally deserved.
Aussie calls for the win!
Yay the *other* Victorian reference!
I feel your pain.
Excellent classical reference.
*claps*
Could whoever turned the moon off pls turn it on again? Thx.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
"I did warn you, Adelaide. Did I not say 'Don't yell out loud or you'll cause an avalanche?'" "But Doris! Those rocky spires are geologically impossible! I could never restrain myself around such grotesques!" #GirlsOwnCC
Ping @beanieflower.bsky.social
hey everyone, wanna watch my tv show “the middleman” on streaming with no added charges?
Your posts always bring me to quiet reflective tears of joy.
*clapping*
... fuck.
But do they like mushrooms?
It could be worse. She could be trying to fight for your honour.
Nicely done!
Oh excellent!
Oh I'm sure there's no reason why he has this problem. www.out.com/bisexuality/...
Lady of the Lake
And you support the squirrels in the great war between the bunnies and the Fudds.
Described as a mouldy mushroom, wasn't it?
It could be worse. He could be using Powerpoint.
Erbury? You know that "entrapment" is illegal, surely.
Oooooh I'm going to back away slowly from this one.
He's indicating something was Thiiiiiiiis long. Obviously a fishing tale.
*amused applause*
The waistline of his trousers, surely. If he can't easily remove them, how can he drop them?
"So it's agreed, gentlemen. Louisa is yours from Sunday to Tuesday, Frank. George, you have her from Wednesday to Friday. And I shall enjoy her delights on Saturdays." "If only we could all afford a bride, instead of sharing her." #GirlsOwnCC (Somehow the previous cartoon got deleted)
Rubbish, Fred. Eight foot long five inch diameter pythons just don't live in Britain. And Gerald was undoubtedly strangled by a fiend with a thick scarf. Stop wasting my time. I have to go and investigate the farmyard - something is eating the rabbits and the rats.
Thank you! I'm having a rotten morning (fighting with my ISP again) and this has made me smile.
He's talking about his top hat, surely!
@girlsown.bsky.social Thank you for providing some gentle entertainment while I hang online with my ISP's Helpdesk people who are incompetent as ever.
*glances in mirror* Er ... no, of course not.
@drcburton.bsky.social, meet @dylanmadeley.bsky.social . Dylan is an author who also fights in the Devilbunnies war. Dr C has just moved to Totonto.
If you want me to stop with the board games, you will have to pry my dice from my cold dead hands.
But ... but ... but ... he's only 8! Far too young for a formal, surely!
Read the thread. Just ... read the thread.
*claps*
"I've knitted you three beanies and a beret. I can assure you it's not the *hat* that's so flat."
*sigh*
No you're not and you shouldn't be.
Heh
*enthusiastic clapping* deserves more points.
She speaks truth. So much truth.
Look, it worked for Baden-Powell ...
So fricking true
But please, don't use the *good* needles.
Oh bravo!
Lucky her though. I can't keep up with demand. Anyone over 12 now gets a ball of wool and an offer of teaching.
Excellent!
Ow ... laughed so much I coughed and it hurt.
Fair.
You *do* have a reputation to keep ... (*checks notes*) ... down.
Not surprised. *sends hugs*
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
I love you for that.
"What was that? Goodness - I'm wearing my close-up glasses. Pass me my distance lenses and speak up - it was something about New Debating?"
*snigger*
"And that's how Amanda made me a Lesbian." "Goodness! I had no idea! So what sort of wool should I buy you so you can make me one now?" #GirlsOwnCC
Carrying on! And you?
That's all right. Call us when you're accepted into Eurovision, and *then* we'll talk.
Molesworth 2 taking bets on the side, and Fotherington-Thomas off dancing through the meadow flowers instead of keeping score.
Yay for Gussie and Sybil!
Oh very, very good. Well done!
At Rowany (Australian SCA Easter camp), my then-boyfriend fought for my honour. To my utter surprised and delight, he lasted about 3 seconds - which is 2.5 seconds more than I was hoping for. (Reader, I married him.)
Three kobolds in a smock?
