We know how this ends
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We know how this ends
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
The Mās collectively look gassed.
MSM
letās clean up the skyline with 24-seconds of the prettiest swing in major league baseball history
That's a solid ad!
20 minutes in, he will make some blood and soil comment and we'll watch the MSM debase themselves for a few news cycles.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. NŹkiāwah brother.
Tyler Childers single
Cool for Randy!
Stephen Miller, sobbing, throwing Katie's shit out
baron harkonnen lookin ass this man is hanging by a thread
Coronation Day!
Thatās not Trump
Macron talks shit on Trump and Putin and thereās no Trump response?!?! He might actually be cooked.
Wouldāve been dope! āBefore These Crowded Streetsā is a banger!
But who are your witnesses? @darthbluesky.bsky.social? @edsbs.bsky.social? Itās not what you know. Itās what you can prove.
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Shea āthe pen is mightier than the sword unless it comes to these fistsā Serrano
Skye fuckin rules!
Go Vandals!!
When you ask Mississippi State why they're playing Southern Miss in Hattiesbrug.
Kickin it!
Modelo Recruiters can only come in if you let them soā¦.
Because God, Justly, hates the Cats and Bozeman.
@landonhowell.com Southern Miss?
The irony of cleaning my toilet with a product whose first ingredient is lactose
Was that a doobie in Corsoās pencil holder?!
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
LFG!
Jan 6 ass show
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
My God!
Gameday taking a page out of a Trump Cabinet meeting
You know who else rose after three days?
Dude understood the assignment!
The amount of money the United States tax payer will payout over the next decade will be the Worldās third largest economy. (You can use that, Dems)
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
I bet a million dollars there will be a reply to this that ends up in the Bluesky Louvre
I hope they address Corso being a Quil Head
Personally, if he wants to be lazy and miss the press for multiple days, fine by me.
So, heās not dead, heās just lazy?
You guys, heās gonna be fine
Is this like BoobsDoc because Melania couldnāt keep quiet?
It remains incredible to me that this is not the top story, every night.
Wild!
When is Castellanos up?!
me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal
Got a legit, āAre you serious?ā Out of me.
Fuckin beautiful!
We should go back to the Silver and Gold.
Holy tease, Batman
I would hope lawsuits.
Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-tells-brittany-mahomes-she-not-having-bridesmaids/
You know heād go off in a revenge game
Iām glad the Mās arenāt playing the Rangers tonight
So, the Department of Defense is to revert back to the War Department and the CDC is now the CD.
I am a relatively new suburbs resident and wasnāt 100% sure why everybody was so mad at people who back into parking spots but I just watched a guy in a Tesla brick 3 attempts at it (got it on the 4th) and now I instantly get it 100%
This is at the top of Stephen Millerās spank bank
Hate to say itā¦yeah!
Wow! Thats quite a coincidence
Even when Ohtani spikes a pitch, itās impressive!
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
Gyro Jury?!
I love how Rizzs says āVolvoā
Bring on the meteor. Iām ready.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Great day to contact you reps
Namely, a dude who has bankrupt numerous companies thinks HE not the US has purchased 10% of your company.
Welcome back to school, Kiddos! Reminder, you're not safe and we likely won't do anything about it!
That is a hell of a quote.
Letās Fāin go, Mās!
The photographerās name is Ray Giubilo and this is one of the most unique shots youāll ever see
ššš
EEENNNNNNNNHANCE!
Looking for 12 more bots to get me to 400 followers!!
This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)
94th time is the charm! #BraveAndBold
the lawyers coming in to write the swift-kelce prenup
Wait, reporters and stenographers are the same thing?!?!
The President is going to finally invade Canada to get the media focus back on him
lol
Vedder Cup is a three game set this year so, let the best Eddie, Vedder!
Watching Golden Girls
"ITS DOUG THE PUG!"
(three hours earlier) All right, I'm here, the vibe is right, let's try that acid I've been hearing about
@msnbc.com āDiscussesā is carrying a lot of weight here.
Unbelievable talent being showcased in this mariners game
The look Adrian Beltre gives Elvis Andrus š (via Rangers)
Reading is hard for me. Apologies. I got excited for an early pacific kickoff, which is ānormalā
It is. You mentioned it was in the Pacific so I was confused
Is the first game not the one in Ireland?
College football?!
Norm Charlatan 