surely he can just web a little splooge container on the end of it there
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surely he can just web a little splooge container on the end of it there
As a human being, I am inclined to believe that her reaction is sincere, and the bar is low, but I appreciate seeing it. Depends on which way she runs with the ball, I reckon.
I'm on a corner lot with a concrete rear wall. It's going to be pretty active around here.
either this gets the names read in public or gets three legitimately psychotic republican house reps assassinated I don't like feeling as torn as I am about which is most likely and which I'd prefer, but I didn't ask to be here.
A wall of libraries and coffee shops.
Definitely
I'm a huge heavy music guy but haven't listened to much old fashioned metal in a while, and this stuff is good. Amazing drumming. Duplantier is one of the few guys rn routinely releasing drum solos.
I still don't let them cite it -they must find the primary, but turns out letting a specific type of nerd lord over a very specific sliver of information, like Smaug over a pile of treasure but on a global scale, is actually a pretty good way of insuring its accuracy. Who would have guessed....
Wild to me that in 20 years Wikipedia has gone from being the butt of Stephen Colbert pranks to me, a college English and media literacy instructor, saying "this is actually one of the best portals to good information on a topic that you can find."
My eye doctor went to Harvard and still pulls this shit.
I'll give Rand credit for never being a fan of the cops.
Smokin on a g of that Zero G
Had the fortune today of accidentally giving a limp grip handshake but being able to make it up later with good firm grip handshake. Reputation saved.
Jonas looks like a different guy from the tdf.
I don't think it's a bad idea, but I would imagine that a city big enough to have an indoor mall probably already has a community college?
I find myself defaulting to videos with actual hosts as a method of sorting.
Holy hell, more like this:
perfectly fine with giving all these people free land in Oklahoma
"never agreed to welcome" - buddy wait'll you learn about taxes
the Persian Army: "ok"
Needs to get into the Chris Christie playbook. But for good reasons.
Slept in a Cannibal Corpse shirt, woke up cumming blood.
I grew up around there. Always felt like one big suburb.
Huntsville has the highest concentration of phds in the Southeast. I saw my first concert there at Werner Von Braun arena. It leans conservative but it's definitely not a place full of backwards hillbillies. You have to go at least 10-15 miles out of town for that.
Getting a new eyeglass prescription the same week you start daily allergy meds is a surefire way to make yourself feel genuinely and unpleasantly disoriented.
Being concerned over declining birth rate seems kind of dumb in the first place like people are going to have sex and have babies. They've never not done that.
I think this is Tommy Tuberville's big project, trying to get it moved to Huntsville, Alabama.
That raisin headed motherfucker wants to judge MY appearance?
A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
singing from the old hymnals
Will these guys charge you with everything they can? Yes. Will the charges be legit? Idk, but recent history shows them overcharging. Will you get a sympathetic judge and jury? Maybe. Will your shit be severely disrupted in either case? Absolutely.
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Goth Dog
Y'all look at this.
When Mobile boasts about being the Family Friendly Mardi Gras, this is basically what they're admitting to. They're all Baptist now. It's Lent year round.
I like a cortado for that
I don't think McCain could have seen the consequences of selecting Palin and legitimizing the "I dunno nuthin bout nuthin but I have common sense" brand of Republicanism, but I'll always blame him for it.
Ok thank you for that Planned Parenthood.
You're welcome. Highly recommend listening to her first two back to back.
15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo
Foucault had a point about punishment being relocated behind closed doors. Should this guy go to jail? No. But a couple of hours of being spit on in the stocks might turn him around.
As US Grant said about Robert E Lee, "Stop thinking about what he's going to do to you, and start thinking about what you're going to do to him."
still slaps
i think you'll find most problems can be solved by time traveling back a few hundred years and killing some white men
Sorry girls, he's into underage boys
I know bongos not a lawyer but show a grace for the joke.
...I repeat to myself as I pass into a fitful sleep.
Yeah crime doesn't happen when people stay home and neither does business.
I turned 50 this summer. I've been an avid cyclist since my 20s, but more than a couple days off my routine and the mental and physical stiffness begins setting in. It's insidious. Having a loud, fun peer group helps w motivation.
Blocked
The right doesn't go for Ignatius Reilly types.
Oh yeah, I just tend to think of him as an Auburn problem.
Auburn is to coaching what Oprah is to mainstream medicine.
friggin Gus, man
Inflammation
God if you are REALLY real he'll die on top of loomer and suffocate her
Trump has an angry edge that his base taps into, one born of endless narcissism. Vance, for all his psychopathy, is still that nerdy fat poor kid trying to mask a deep lack of self esteem. It's all over his face and he'll never shake being the weird couch fucker guy because at heart, he's prey.
Extra points if they're archived in a sciascia inducing stack of business cards in an aging leather wallet.
As middle aged fella, this feels like my first real generational culture clash, something I see as a diminishing of quality and standards tailored specifically for people younger than me. Portnoy and McAfee remind me of the worst kind of guys I went to college with.
That's good context. I'll withhold my "the domestication of Metallica is complete" bit out of respect.
It's sad
Not to trivialize, but Mr. T gave this exact reasoning for his moniker choice.
Gene Simmons opposite Tom Selleck in Runaway
Cannibal Corpse in Ace Ventura get an honorable mention for non acting performance
Get Down on It is a jam
This high school marching band is playing Metallica's Enter Sandman.
You know I kind of respect this but this is also like a millionaire going I'm not shopping at Walmart anymore. Okay fine. Go do something else with all your money.
As a formerly poor, precocious, rural kid with insufficient parents, I feel he's done a disservice to the brand. I saw a lot of good people destroyed by terrible dysfunction exacerbated by the lack of sufficient safety nets. Chalking it up to disposition is cruel. My own success is a fluke.
Technically I cut off my aunt because she still uses the n-word, not bc she's maga, but that feels like splitting hairs.
oh so they died semi automatically instead much better
Number one indicator that this country is failing is that this woman isn't covered in spit every time she steps outside.
In Gadsden, packed hotels and roads clogged w LA tags all the way up the interstate from Bham. Went down for the first Mardi Gras in Houma after and from about Laurel, MS on, blue tarp after blue tarp ad infinitum. Wrote a column for the Gadsden Times about it.
There's a comma there. She beat her in Toronto, too.
I teach rhetoric. We're in week 2, talking about deductive and inductive argument interplay, so I went ahead and broke out the Declaration of Independence. Might do that once a week until retirement.
I can't imagine caring any less about any of that.
Nice. She's thrown in everything from Deftones and Slipknot to Billy Joel and Janet Jackson. She came home from the thrift store with a Cannibal Corpse shirt. She keeps me guessing.
My 17yo and I share a playlist, and I'm genuinely impressed with her selections most of the time - new and old. It's a fab bonding tool.
She did the meme! She literally did the actual meme.
The Pepper Keenan stuff is good. The eyehategod and crowbar guys seem cool enough. Phil is gonna be Phil tho
Get ready for a lot of eye roll worthy Phil Anselmo.
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Bomb squad chopping the most hectic funk jams
you pick the one right tool
ain't that something
Hot rod guys used to joke, maybe they still do, that stickers on the windshield were an inventory for thieves. Same is true for guns. Vanity is like that.
Yeah my dad hunted and still hunts and he has one gun for each of the three types of game he hunts. And a bow and arrow because he likes making hunting more challenging. Has no interest in going out and spraying a deer with a semi auto.
Huge part of it is just they're stupid and lack imagination and don't have real hobbies. It's an outgrowth of hunting culture, but mutated into something stupider and less constructive.
Fuck you I live here.
Got to admit the fainting goat impersonations were integral to spreading awareness.
Almost farted in class today. For clarity, I am the teacher.
you may...i do love some rice