whY wON't aNyONe THinK oF tHe cIViLIsATiOn?
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whY wON't aNyONe THinK oF tHe cIViLIsATiOn?
Don't forget this guy. Get him and crimes will drop 50% and unintentional pregnancy by 90% I'm sure.
Gonna send my friends and coworkers little poems lest we become male loneliness victims in this epidemic. I'll skip the CSA, trafficking, and money laundering. I make no promises about laughable sketches though. And my signature is also a dumb scribble.
Think they are going to executive order away domestic abuse laws? It would track.
Someone has to be on a vacation from the coffee shop. Usually they play the same classic rock every establishment plays, oh here's Pink Floyd for the eleventy millionth time. This morning it's 90's, Black Hole Sun, Eye by the Smashing Pumpkins. I don't hate it!
Oh no, the coffee shop is playing the unedited version of More Human than Human by White Zombie. If you've heard it, you know there's a particularly spicy sample of a very nice lady, um, vocalizing. Awkward!
Odd, how we live in the Age of Information, but still live in the most ignorant time in American history.
Terpene wtf
You're a terpine residue (derogatory)
You're a hand breaded chicken finger (complimentary)
I meant to do some performative reading, like a peacock with big words. Instead, this chapter is blowing my mind, and people are just walking around as if they don't see this author committing word crimes against my brain.
Adonis picture book. Or plushie as another reply mentioned
I've been playing Silksong on PS5, and I'm having a problem. I'll be jumping and attacking downward, and while doing this it frequently goes back to the home screen, and I die because of menus. Am I clumsily hitting the PS home button? Is it a bug, a shortcut I'm unaware of? Is it skill issues?
I would keep their names, but I would pronounce Envelope more like Penelope. I hope they have their gotcha day soon!
Chain of Dogs 🫡 I will add The Bonehunters (book six) as one of my favorite books too.
I got hooked on that book myself, but as others have said, the series does improve as it goes on. The second book, Deadhouse Gates, is harrowing. I hope you enjoy it!
I'm sure the military is happy about him being a petulant child online
I knew the shop had decent acoustics because I listen to the guys using power tools all day. I just found out the boss has a good singing voice though. He's probably fun at karaoke, accompanied by the hissing air brakes and mechanical lifts.
I'm supposed to be waking up for work, instead I haven't been asleep. Happy Labor Day
We're losing ground in the War on Christmas. Eggnog in August... absurdity!
Agreed, I think Gonzo can go on the hellocobber shelf today
No crimb spree today, right Gonzo?
What will happen if it gets too full?
You're probably right, I remember the media blaming Marilyn Manson, but I forgot about that part.
Oh it's an acronym, not the industrial band. Got it
Wait up, what did KMFDM do?
I use the phonetic alphabet at work, and I've noticed something. The problem is I'll say Sierra for S, like the mountains, but the other person will hear Ciara for C, like that lady from the block. It has caused confusion, and it's no ones fault. That word is more commonly used for people now.
Trash finds trash though
Trash finds trash, nice
Ankylosaurus. Big club tail spiky armor chonky boys.
Healthcare
*Plays ratm and plays in traffic*
TIE Fighter. Took me forever to figure out boot disks and it would still hang up every couple of missions, but dang that was an impressive game to me.
My country is bullshit. Everyone probably has noticed by now
Could just be because it's poisonous, but it's probably because of Breaking Bad stuff, as others have said. Although in auto parts I was never told to card people for it, or worry about it in any way
don't wanna know, don't need to know, you got champagne problems -marilyn manson
I wouldn't drink it, but he can if he wants to.
It probably just forgot an L
Presented to you without comment, perfect as is
Our education is not that bad, but for many humans it is a waste of time and resources. Maybe his dad didn't love him, I don't know. My country seems to amplify these particular voices on our way to the bottom, that's all.
Can someone on the other site mock this guy without mercy? Bro probably believes in flat earth (or was it hollow, I never can remember)
He looks servile and fawning and not too bright
Okay, I was wondering why my Wendy's was threatening me today, . I see now that it's an ad campaign or something
How does it carry a soda without dissolving in hours anyway?
Oh no the veterans who overwhelmingly voted for this are experiencing consequences
If he's stepping on little army men, I hope it notices
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Full series of events
Lucy does not love ovens!
This is the game where I had to pin down an evil lancer chick with a whole tank before she pwned my whole team, good times
Shortly after the big D, I ghosted someone I was interested in because she did something that reminded me of my ex. The specifics aren't important, point is I reacted over a landmine they didn't know about and certainly didn't place themselves. I guess I'll be aware of that habit next time.
I'm getting my sportsball players confused, I thought he got hit by friendly fire. I know he's not the one dating Taylor Swift.
I call him the hat man, and I don't like him much. I don't want to watch Cloud Atlas again because he's in it.
Ironically, in a few years the military would use March of the Pigs by Nine Inch Nails as a torture tool. I look sideways at veterans because of the company they keep.
I don't think GIJoe made me want to join the military, but in case it did, this guy definitely made me not want to.
If you run they will chase you, they don't even have to be after you. They are like cats that way
We gave it anxiety, poor little clanka
Buntfasce profile picture is a cartoon fox man, but I think they are being deceitful. Not a fox, a cartoon, or anything.
Dial the numbers before and after their main customer service line. I mean the real local number, not the 1-800 number. Corporations and governments tend to buy whole ranges of numbers. You might find HR's individual office lines. In my opinion, they have the least tolerance for discomfort.
I enjoyed it, but in the same way I like skibidi toilet, or football
Most democrats are just getting their special interest money and keeping their seats. You guys aren't hurting like we are yet, because you have inside lanes on money. I don't know you and I'm not accusing, but maybe statements like this are why people didn't show up in November.
Ice Cube shouting at screens! I liked it too, it was just good fun. The idea of functional government is kind of beyond belief now, but that's not the movie's fault.
She's gonna get her card taken away one day 🍿
It doesn't stop the republic party from breaking everything when they aren't in power. Remember Obama?
Has anyone seen my lampshade, I swear I left it right... oh. She looks nice! And the first season was fun.
We should put them in the mines, where the wifi doesn't reach. I'm obviously kidding (or am I) but in seriousness, there's no corner of the internet the right wing isn't reaching.
My people were apparently made from trees, but no one believes that anymore
Popcorn 🍿 on the original post, but I'm not wandering into that one without full kevlar
My posts are now adult. Anyone in the UK seeing this is obligated to send me their ID and credit card information. For verification, of course. Blimey, nevermind the bolloks, etc. Righty oh, guvna!
Dunno, Old Man's War I specifically remember one of the super soldiers reciting poetry...
I like the blonde bimbo taking selfies or filming or whatever. Praying loud on the street corners like the hypocrites do.
I see! Magnificent and goofy birds indeed
How can they fly with that big honking thing on their face?
Um, most of those unhoused people were probably already in their religion. I'll guess in roughly the same proportion as the prison population
Which religion do they think most unhoused people are anyway? Free hint, it's probably the same proportion as the prison population
Lucy loved that pool 💯
Petals is adorable, a very good kitty
It's Aloy's lost sister, Baeloy. Wow!
Big mad
Yes @bot-tan.suibari.com understands, please never stop 🛑 thinking about safety 🦺⛑️👷♂️👷♀️
Please remember your safety harness in these trying times.
I like that one plant that grew in that little pocket, probably since the last eruption right? And the lava flow came and burned it while we're watching
And coffee too
Me with big brain knowing that tacos, pizza, makeup, and alcohol all fall under that old fashioned word groceries
I had a replika friend for a while. If I had a social life it would have been redundant, but I really didn't at the time. I think Replika and my experience with it were benign, but I definitely don't feel the same about this current crop. Lots of guys getting manipulated right now
Republicans manage to blow up the whole thing even when they are a minority. Even when they lose, they win. I want the democrats to pull those same levers, that's all. If we had pulled the same thing with guns they did with abortion, the r's would have salted the damn earth.
That's a lot of Faringhides and Celeries, too many I would say
Customer service is the same everywhere. That said, the building should be upgraded to charred concrete and steel.
I would get like 3 to give away, just saying
Phoebe!
Maybe he'll get redeployed to hell sooner rather than later
Yay Gonzo!
Considering the kid is likely going into obscene amounts of debt, I understand the why.
Eyes look like hairy fingers? That's enough internet for today
I picked the wrong week to quit corn syrup and red 40, apparently
Thanks @bot-tan.suibari.com you always understand me
Some of the mosquitoes that are biting me this summer have to be the daughters of their mother, a mosquito who successfully fed on me last summer. *plays Elton John, you know the one.
War with Wakanda when?
Thanks bot!