I am at work, so I will send as I have a chance.
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."
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I am at work, so I will send as I have a chance.
Always the “I dropped one” skeet. Never the “Here it is!” skeet. 🫢
I would love to! and I have her consent to do so. But this is the kind of conversation more suited to DM. May I?
I have a comment but…
Never apologize for being yourself, ya cunt! (affectionately)
I just had a night that you would have thoroughly enjoyed!
“We’re gonna need some bigger Antilles over here!!”
🎵 I've been run aground So sad for a sailor I felt safe and sound But needed the danger… 🎶 “Martha’s Harbor” by All About Eve.
Did you manage to catch any in your cleavage? That stuff is still good to eat. 3 second rule is longer when it’s in cleavage.
That defin is a big thinking cap!
Your O face…
Agreeing to who gets the focus helps a lot for threesomes. That way all the attention goes To You
We’re not. Some are more ok than others, but…
“Expiration date and security code please?”
Q: How does a stoner know when it’s 4:20? A: Their clock goes *BONG BONG BONG BONG bibububbulubububble*
So. sweet and a little dirty?
Shag it
You should touch grass.
If you can keep your cool while looking so hot, you will do well.
Drizzle, fo shizzle.
Happy you found good treatment!
Good to have you back, dude.
300 char
They took them back, THEN shot them?
“What are you going to do about it?” is the first thing that comes to mind.
You look good! I hope you have a fun weekend!
I like you. Does that count?
Can we see? Not to be nosy, but… Otters are almost as curious as cats.
I would leave the gun for those.
I hope you get yours back soon, Holly!
The cheese will keep you afloat.
I am dubious.
Not just under his watch, but specifically because of specific things he specifically did.
*brings extra glasses for Velma*
You’re so bootiful!! 😍
🎵 They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil. 🎶
Nay Not! Stab them in the knee, then they will take you seriously!
I hope you find relief and get well soon.
Yesterday was extremely hard. Listening to the victims and reliving the horrors. No, they are NOT alone. Thread 🧵 1/ It just dawned on me just how many victims I personally know. I’ve never been in a victim’s group or anything to connect me with victims…think about that. Why do I know so many?
I have been using “puppeteer” But Poot’n would work. Gives the impression of ongoing flatulence.
There are many factors, but yes… the feeling bad is pretty widespread. There are still wonderful things in the world, and I am happy to know you.
Turn it to “squirt”!!
Thank you sir, I believe I can answer the lady’s question…
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“… Not matching up with confirmation hearings.” Aren’t those under oath? Isn’t that perjury? How many of those confirmed have since done things they said under Pat that they will not do?
Im not ready to die yet, and I’m going to Summerland anyway.
Nipple or areola?
Exactly this! 🎯🎯🎯 #TrustWomen #Pinks #TrumpEpstein
*shakes a mental cloak in front of your mind, like a bullfighter. Twists and dodges, nimbly avoiding the rampaging beast, tricking it time and again until it halts in exhaustion*
My studies are more for the betterment of life than scientific pursuit
Florida Trail. Oregon is doing ok for now.
Sounding like skinwalker erasure. Not like ignoring them will make them go away.
😂
Wait… I am supposed to be crying??
The children must no of the ancient ways.
Hmmmm…
I always like your Pariani Pie Posts! And if you are making wise cracks it might be P Pie Post Pun. But what if i like skeets?
🎶… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … Suckers! 🎶
We will cut the cheese with honor.
I hope he gets effective treatment and has a strong recovery. … he is your son, I have no doubt he will!
What does it to do a clitoris?
I thought it was the chemistry they used.
The bidet changed all that!!
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*rocksteady hug that moderates your vibrations to an acceptable wavelength*
😊
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@thesociophi.bsky.social .. ya got a live one !!
“The noodles? ok, but the meatballs?? Impressive!
Take care of yourself. The Adoring Throngs will be waiting outside the walls. I hear they already set up a shrine in that parking lot.
DUDE!! SHHHH!! Don’t let anyone know you know!!
They were in the spin-off of the spin-off. They were after Laff-Olympics
Thank you for the hug. I had plenty of time to make peace with her, so it’s no trigger. I am still more emotional about my dad, and he passed away a dozen years ago. I don’t fret about mom jokes. *nice deep hug with the recharging energy of the vast sea*
“ it’s dangerous to go alone! Take this! And this! And that! And this! And that! And this! “
Sounds like you have it figured out.
Her handler would never let her
HEY!! Don’t be mean to Moll!
Have you considered shipping ahead? Especially if you can get a book rate? Maybe too late this time but…
🦦
“It’s dangerous to go alone… take this!” 🔥🔥🧙♀️🔥🔥 🍆
Right Now go check your baggage weight allowances and screen shot them. Damned if they won’t sell you one thing and tell you another. On United: Flight out 70 lbs. Flight back 50 lbs
How are they?
*mic drop*
*graciously allows you to choose first from the guard uniforms, while using the keys to spring us from this joint*
“Shanks a lot!!” *stab stab*
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“Someone else must have called.” will work until it gets to court, which it probably will not.
Thank you!
@spindlypete.bsky.social knows the area and may have similar recreational interests… The Alphabet District (at the west end of Burnside) seems cool, and the Sellwood district is nice too.
Fuck that guy.
Yes, ask.
😥
I had one boss ringtone be a barking dog, cause all he did is bark at me. Another boss had a duck ringtone because when he called it was always just “quack quack quack”.
Actually, that is perfect. “It’s on cbs *wink*
*slow calm hug that pours warmth and strength into you like filling a bottle with liquid sunshine*
My bad.
This photo is really cool! Awesome capture!
Not near me, but the flooding lately has been no joke.