Overheard on TV: "I hear you're reading Harry P*tter in French. Why?" Probably because reading it in English wasn't a big enough wanker move
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Overheard on TV: "I hear you're reading Harry P*tter in French. Why?" Probably because reading it in English wasn't a big enough wanker move
Dogsquito ❤️ Tape tiny dog treats to your arm for him
Scott Bakula is a timelord.
#England A little test: if #flag #wankers tell you they're patriotic, ask them what they know about St Edmund and watch em panic
@seanseanson.bsky.social one for you I feel
I get the feeling bluesky will appreciate this portrait in my local.
I require
You're a witch, Luz*
1992 Hip hop duo publicity photo
All jokes aside lemon and cucumber sounds ace
Norway is that one responsible festival-goer trying to clean up the absolute state that the other countries have left the campsite in
*AGGRESSIVE AIR-BASS INTENSIFIES* #vgmusic #vgm #sega #videogamemusic #earnestfkinevans www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFoA...
Only way to play
I wish nanomachines were real just so I could track down the hyperflange who gave me covid.
Hauling myself out of my sick bed because I'm the only one who can get the family dog medical attention does make me feel a bit like when they brought the green ranger back at half power to save the day. #modesty
Just passed a place called Flagstone Studio, but so many letters were missing from the sign that it said only St Dio. 🤘
Ah I'll treat myself to a slice of cake with medication on standby 😆
The thought to be long lost extra verse to Anarchy Burger
Cries in diabetic
Didn't help mind when I got a little lost on the world map early on, looked up an answer online and got a page where someone said, "no spoilers but (late game party member)". Rage
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I find that this post was followed on my feed by this one rather amusing.
The bribe scene 😁
Any Kirby film needs serious Return to Oz energy
Fuck yeah Ocean Loader 4
"Hellew"
I thought Harry Potter was the terribly mediocre Harry Potter lol
We have lots of trains in the UK, unfortunately they're our equivalent of US healthcare when it comes to price gouging.
This is why I left imgur. You ask for them to just tag their politics so as to be considerate to vulnerable users and you get a deluge of hostile shite back. Not surprising many people who would be on the left get taken in by these alt right nutjobs
Yes I'm a human being. Yes I think SpongeBob is dog shit. We exist.
ACTUALLY I think you'll find I fell into an illness induced stupor clutching a box of ibuprofen in one hand and my phone playing dragon quest v in the other. #partyman
It's a Castlevania Pot Roast you uncultured swine. (Or leg of werewolf 🍗)
you're an artist damn it, not a "content creator"
"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993) All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...
Why yes I did read that dialogue in the voice of Joe Cocker 👍
Since this bug has me overheating, I stood a turbofan on the floor facing the toilet while I used it. It's an absolute game changer. 👌
How dare you
Me neither 👀
I'd love to see a speedpaint of this :o
Ugh I feel like that bloke when the thing busts out of his back in Eternal Darkness Ugh I feel like that lass when the nutcase cuts her to death in Eternal Darkness Ugh I feel like that bloke when he gets hexed and starts withering away in Eternal Darkness Etc
Early 90s Eurodance Sonic
Friend
I mean this in the nicest and most loving way, but she looks like a cartoon bomb went off in her face :D
Vertigo ❤️
Nah that's ace but have you also considered a wholly unnecessary and ridiculously overpowered POWER TOOL
Combine them with a hairdryer and a coathanger for speedy dispersal
What the fuck is a doja cat
... You win this round. 🫡
I mean this in the nicest way but I've never heard anyone call it N64 Mario before
Hell yeah gunge lance
Believe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaCz...
Curses, foiled again
Can you pick me up some beers from the Glasgow Vault City shop plz
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here masturbating the war god No wait
Do you have angles again yet? Used to love sitting with the sibs watching The Practice.
I swear this better not be the rona I've caught. 🤧
Watching with grim satisfaction as the imgur "community" accuses the site owners of ruining it, and not the absolute dickheads in said community who caused me to delete my account ages ago.
youtu.be/hQVBUX_07yA?... 🤘🤘
@lizardcube.bsky.social need to make a new Ninja Golf. Yes I'm serious. Neo Turf Masters with Dragon's Trap or SOR4 bits between shots. Shorter shots mean less distance fighting, but makes it more difficult to stay under par. #MONEY @dotemu.bsky.social @gamesack.net
I thought thought, "oh hey, three years until Windows 98's birthday." I need sleep
Now I like Jewel Master but what lunatic is picking that over Ecco D8
Advert for a school of higher education Basic grammar error 👍
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"
300 characters isn't enough.
Listening to music and feeling the mood of said music, I am pretty sure I have had a eureka moment about the very end of Deltarune. I'm unnaturally confident about this. No I will not share it. #smug
Clarification: they do way more work than he ever gives them credit for. Too busy getting fellated by Geoff
"hideo and his team" is what's wrong these days.
Dancing in the moonlight by toploader is the paradoxical worst song ever: it's not actually THE worst song, but when you have to listen to it you get the urge to cut off your penis with a rusty bread knife.
Wishing I had technopathic powers so I could skip all this shite in the jukebox 👍 you?
Just another day in the sloth circle of hell 👍
Depeche mode 🥇
Do you reckon van Damme gets a load of "hey this isn't an RV parked near a river stopping structure" posts 👀
Hell yeah pong
If there's a character who is friendly with both you could call him Ice V 👀
MAN: The superhero with the combined strength of one man. #MONEY
A most wonderful game
For the game show contestants, the day this came up as the category was the most important day of their lives. But for me...
It does almost everything right
I dunno how it works but due to it finally feeling like autumn I've had what I can only call "autumnal euphoria" for the past two days. I'm feeling very snug, comfy & just feeling wave after wave of something like the "it's Christmas Eve!" excitement I had as a kid but... More cosy? It's nice :)
I require
I cannot describe how much it annoys me when youtubers pull this shit. Way to be ungrateful for the subscribers you have.
Seeing so much Harry Pisser merch in public that seeing a giant neon swastika would actually be a nice change of pace.
If you see this post a wizard.
I saw the start of dark souls and the start of elden Ring They're exactly the fucking same
I like Hollow Knight. I like Dead Cells. I like Rogue Legacy.I'll probably like Blasphemous. But dear God can we please stop with the giving Metroidvania/adjacent games absolutely miserable atmospheres?
Yes :| I think Nioh is the only one I like because it isn't copy and paste.
So smug 😏
Fuck game key cards.
Not what I meant and I suspect you knew that 😉 But yes while it does try to be "esports" it's way less detrimental to the game itself. Also story modes.
This is why modern MK beats Street Fighter.
Show me your getaway vehicle
I don't know how you'd do it but if anyone can somehow get Panzer Dragoon Saga onto modern platforms it's you.
