Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Legit can't wait for the Nic Cage as John Madden movie. Real cinema.
Glad to meet ya. Frank Catton can't get past the gaming board.
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Legit can't wait for the Nic Cage as John Madden movie. Real cinema.
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Good flick
Anchorage Man (@sethpartnow.bsky.social) reposted
This *was* a plot point in a Tom Clancy novel and the movie based on it. Ironically, it was called Clear and Present Danger.
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
gotta hit him with it while he's kicking imo
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Mike said if we hurry we can try and win Belichick's buyout at the tables
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lol
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"this is a long-term vision for north carolina" THE MAN IS 73 YEARS OLD IT CAN'T BE THAT LONG-TERM
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WHY ARE WE SHOWING THE MAX JOHNSON INJURY????
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
dawg this is the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that might've been the worst screen blocking i've ever seen
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
this has actually happened lmao
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
i think i could get some first downs runnin the ball for tcu tonight
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
we've reached the "5-minute long anecdote about a guy getting really bad poison ivy" portion of the blowout
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
basketball season starts in 64 days, heels
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahh
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
please tell me belichick had to do a walkoff interview with local radio after that half of football
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
belichick's team getting out-executed is very funny
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
plus territory punt on 4th and 3, hell yes bill belichick
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Sadd McConkey
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
The crowd shot montage there was spectacular
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
hey is it a bad sign if your team brings in tj finley after a week 1 loss
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Amusements worker (not a carnie, don't put it in the paper that i was a carnie). i think it was like $6.35 an hour? don't remember exactly, but it was a lil more than min wage at the time.
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That's right
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't want anymore saban alabama teams that are just execution monsters. it's far more fun when the best teams have coaches prone to hysterical mental mistakes that put their teams in a bind and make them talent their way out of it lol
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
i'm very excited to watch this miami team all season because we saw tonight that they are supremely talented, like very obviously national championship caliber talented, and we also confirmed mario did not learn anything about clock/situation management this summer. perfect combo.
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
hell yeah, young man
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
mario you beautiful content machine
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
at least flo does not show up to actual events and pretend to be a celebrity (at least that i've ever seen)
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
letting jake from state farm become a C-list celebrity was a moral failing, but we cannot let history repeat itself
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
capital one is trying to make their bank guy into a jake from state farm situation and we as a society must fight back
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
walked the dog after the ruben bain pick what the hell is miami doin
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1 for ND didn't get a block, didn't find the ball and didn't get the tackle once Bain got it lol. Tough play
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Ok now I think we're done
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Lmaooooooo
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Sick spin move to get into the pocket there. Beck had to pat it with the 8 dropping. Good design on the fake pressure.
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Think I could average 3 ypc behind this Miami OL
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Turf monster the best defender for the Irish and pls let Bell be alright
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Notre Dame isn't getting off blocks and is also not bringing anyone down on the first hit. That's a bad combo lol
Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted
miami's OL:
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
it's time to go Todd Grantham Mode
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
faking mesh with dueling pivot routes is diabolical and i love it
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
delay of game out of halftime hell yeah
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, i just think he didn't believe there was a world daniels could get to that football and if he waits he has a better chance of a potential pick-6 cause there wouldn't be any contact. and, to be fair, it took a truly outrageous play for him to be wrong but it looks bad to be hanging back
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but in theory (and i know sometimes there are wild targeting rulings), if you go up and make a play on the ball there you shouldn't be in danger of a targeting. can't go blow the receiver up, obviously, but that thing's hanging up there attack the ball and at worst that's gonna be incomplete
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
he's a legit delight to talk to
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
my most "former football coach" brain thing is that was my initial reaction and not to just hoot and holler about the catch lmao bsky.app/profile/did:...
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that was a sick ass catch but also 8 for notre dame go get the football don't wait for it to get to you son
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
"imma kill this mf"
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
98 for miami is gonna relive this play in his nightmares lol
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
boy i thought cj carr was about to lose a million yards but he made it work lmao
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
notre dame's ol is movin em on this drive
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
amazing that harold finally shows up when they let him rush the passer. weird how that happens
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
they ran a play for a td and not a play for a first there. alright!
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
clemson...
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that's a helluva ball under pressure there from cade
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Kinda can understand wanting a timeout just for the ability to regroup your guys as needed. 2 mins should be plenty to move it with tempo and might be better to have the TO further down the field than like 2 plays into the drive. That requires good execution tho so...we'll see lol
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
In fairness, I would've said this about Ted Lasso and yet
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HOSS CATCH
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Thankfully neither of these coaches would have a history of one of these
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
14 for LSU is a HOSS
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Tate Forcier
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Wilton Speight
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Remembering some Michigan QBs with @btrowland.bsky.social and hit him with John O'Korn. A real legend.
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Wait what?????
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
What on earth was that spot lol??? That's 6 or nothing (and definitely 6)
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Wooooofffff Klubnik
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Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Wouldn't you expect anything less from the team of the best golfin' coach in college football. A man of exquisite taste.
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
thank god we can stop watching alabama-fsu and turn our attention to a real game
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao and they got a 2 point to bust the total
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
goddammit
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
if anyone wants to sweat with me, nevada ttu 6.5. they have goal to go rn with 30 seconds left lol
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hey bill
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
I thought Kalen DeBoer was in for a tough time replacing Nick Saban but buddy it is going worse faster than I expected
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
fly it proudly
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
100% agree
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
you can kill the man (2012 nick saban) but not the idea
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
Bama is Runnin The Dang Ball right now
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
what are the odds of that
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
well now i'm just turning into dust
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
just remembered he spent 2 years behind quinn ewers and now the footwork issues make a ton of sense
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
footwork was a mess all day
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that was not a dot from arch
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that was a DOT from arch
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
dreadful possession from the buckeyes. that's the ryan day i remember. let's get some drama
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
kent state just got a kick return td from DA'REALYST CLARK
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
that crosser straight into his receiver's knee was rough
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
just what texas needed there, a 13 yard kick return
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social) reply parent
he is at 38 passing yards and 34 rushing yards this is gonna be an amazing sweat
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
can arch outgain tyrone swoopes is now all i care about
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
carnell tate that was sick as hell
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
arch...
Robby Kalland (@rkalland.bsky.social)
you're goddamn right and it has kept them in this game