Can I throw in a "same goes for a man whose new GF tells him to cut ties with his buddies and leave his old life behind"?
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Can I throw in a "same goes for a man whose new GF tells him to cut ties with his buddies and leave his old life behind"?
I wasn't aware you were this funny. Consider me schooled.
The second image was a drawing of fingers crossed - not meant to show up as an ominous all black image!
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So THAT explains your mood last week! 🤪
How is it not 100% of the value by now? Oh wait, boycotting Tesla is *bad* but boycotting Bud Light is *good*
Most of what the US knows about Nigeria comes from the Wealthy Prince and Dating scams.
Soon it won't matter, with nation after nation issuing Extreme Travel Warnings for visiting the United States... especially now that you can be here on vacation and get nabbed by ICE for months.
That took a sec, but I got it.
Whew, that was a close call!
Strange dream time. Had a paper full of mysterious clues in a strange theme park with a LOT of unique people who each held the answer for one clue. Eventually solved all only to find out - "none of these answers will help solve the puzzle." Now I have to figure out what the actual puzzle is? 😵🥺😲
Generally a pretty crappy day, but made nearly bearable by your online aura. Thanks for hanging out and digging in - there may not be safety in numbers but there is a little bit of sanity there, so hang in and hang on.
I recognize and appreciate the extreme restraint shown by choosing the word "jazz" over the numerous other possibilities. 🤪
I'm seeing temperatures charting into the 80's over the next two weeks. What happened to 60's in the spring? (My age not withstanding.)
I use my words for my profession and my hobbies and yet...
He's already posted about this guy. The home office has fired him.
Always figured he had better taste than that anyway.
If it in any way matters, I totally dig you for your brain. Disclosure: I barely look at your pictures.
Why couldn't he just "laugh it off"?
Pretty sure they've lost the ability to dictate how already purchased items are used. No take-backs.
I'll presume you're talking about your publicly viewable lip; perhaps "pleasingly plump" would suffice?
You used "scurrilous" in a sentence. I think that means I owe you a Life Debt.
So it is written...
What I got out of all that is you don't deny it.
Mysterious.
Fortunately we have your smile as a brief buffer between inner peace and stark reality. Now, I guess, back to those eggs... *sigh*
Are you SURE?
And the CCP does not own Tik Tok, but facts? Who cares?!
And yet, how many users does it have? How many businesses are run on the platform? How many MILLION$ of dollars are generated through there? Sounds like maybe you've got no idea what you're saying in your rush to own the lefties. Your lack of information isn't really surprising, given that.
Yet all I've been reading is that the Chinese government really has nothing to do with Tik Tok and that it was banned by congressmen who had bought shares in Meta. So.... which is it, then?
Good point. He's in the wrong neighborhood anyway.
You're kidding, right? He reminds us of Chief Inspector Dreyfus from the Pink Panther movies. Definitely NOT the pinnacle of strength nor sanity.
More than 4 less than 10?
Just to clear the air... you HAVE heard of Pompeii, right? I mean, I'd bet cash money on that.
You're my hero -- oh, wait.
Is this one of those things you do when "your soul leaves your body" after some mortifying event?
NOW I'm scared!
I wish I enjoyed New Year's the way other people can... but it's just just a hollow echo of the empty space in my arms for yet another year.
What's the over/under on when a Trump Supporter tries to buy something with this and has a hissy fit when it's not accepted as Legal Tender?
This week is sort of like the "taint" of the annual calendar.
It's about time to post one of my brief forays into the visual arts; I long ago realized I paint better pictures with words, but this doesn't suck much. Uh, I mean, Happy Holidays?
Never given or returned in any severance packages, which ranged from 1 week salary for every year worked (13) to "What 2 weeks? No, get out and also we're not paying out your unused vacation."
Pretty sure I used to have one of those. It was either stolen or hidden during several tours of duty in Corporate America. I'm currently operating on Soul Fumes... I *think* I remember what having one was like.
Off to the hospital and the dentist for a swallowed tongue and all of my upper teeth turned sideways.
I think that might be topped by taking a sip and finding out that it's gone completely flat. At least water is mostly tasteless. Flat soda makes you wonder why it's even salvageable with carbonation.
I've been thinking about this for 2 days and realize I only have myself to blame. 🤪
If Junior really has dumpity-dumped her, could this be some kind of "keep your yap shut about what you saw" trade off?
And somehow NEVER enough of *these*:
While some may prefer it, I suggest you maybe *not* wear a skirt while soapboxing. 🤪
Lucky for us, you look *good* on a soapbox.
No fair peeking ahead at future episodes before the series is canceled!
I hate going to bed with empty arms. *sigh*
Did anyone ever wonder if when Marcie grew up she started using her middle name "Velma"?
I meant that you posted the Hamill thing and realized after that he's on the site and could be notified. It played out a lot funnier in my head. Clearly brain is too fried after 2 days of putting up inflatables and outside Christmas decorations for a subdivision contest I won't win. 🤪
Realized too late the tight spot you put yourself in? Story of my life.
So I stand a better chance if I invite you over for late night Bourbon BBQ sausages and Cheese Dip Crackers?
Using "cooking" is fine. If you were "smoking" your own turkey, then inquiring minds might wander.
Isn't "narcoterrorism" sleepwalking with firecrackers?
I think I still have the mostly full bottle from around 1995.
Your "glass of wine" post seems to have gotten more "likes" than the first ones in this comment topic. I think that's the point where we all seem to have something in common.
Might be one of the first times I haven't minded AI portraits. 🤪😍
I guess by not dating them like they... *think* they deserve?
I kinda like it when you feel joy.
How do you expect him to earn revenue from said venture? Why would he buy MSNBC otherwise?
Volunteers for the "Someone To Send Pics To" list incoming...
😲🥺😦 So jealous.
Including lights and ornaments?
You probably deserve more than your fair share of outrageous at this point, so kudos for scoring this one. Glad you're not dead; wish I could do more to help with the experience. 🤗🙂
You have to remember to LEAD with the *big ask* - although M. Hamill is pretty big.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi...
I would find nothing in the mirror interesting enough for it to be anything else. 😆
I'm good as long as I have a bottle of Windex to clean the mirror after.
I just got here. Was I supposed to be doing this? I never got the memo!
I mean, at least there's a list there all in one place. Oops, I blocked through the list before I blocked him and he got in one reply but it was humorously dumb, so it could be worse.
Le *Sigh*
The REAL question is - do you actually do that one important thing or is it still left over at the end of the day??
Names may be barely reworded or satirized to protect my feigned ignorance.
Surprise. YOU matter. You've been contacted.
See, now THAT is something you could put on a T-shirt. Brand Marketing FTW!
We live in an era that no longer teaches cursive and communicates with a letter-limit that promotes shortcuts. I no u no wut I mean. *Le Sigh* 🤔
Once upon a time, Star Wars fans actually *loved* Star Wars. We even offered what measly Geek Knowledge we could to authors. These are the two novels where I got a mention in the acknowledgements (and had the character Arly Bron named after me). @mikebeidler.bsky.social knows what I'm talking about.
So then you're ready for the amulet.
What part of yourself are you tasting!?!
They're mad and violent when they lose. They're mad and arrogant when they win. I grew up "on the right" (result of having GOP parents) - it was *never* like this.
Oh no - did someone turn "Joe" into a verb and no one told me!?!?
