Could they just … not? Ick factor X 100
Could they just … not? Ick factor X 100
Thanks man, was worried about him. Give my son a hug and send home home would you?
He’s right to say it, and he’s right to say it *now*. But this isn’t doomerism. Trump has not already stolen the 2026 elections. He has not already consolidated power. He couldn’t even get a comedian fired. We can, and therefore must, continue to exercise our rights defiantly.
no wrong answers honestly
one gotta go. Her or Nancy Mace: who ya got?
Finishing Move: The Hole Life™️
It's Jericho's List except it's an actuarial table
“he’s angry and he keeps receipts”
a wrestler called the underwriter
bsky.app/profile/rmj....
do you even know how old the nirvana baby is?
i bet the "I'll be back in three days" schtick gets old after a while
Does this make them contenders
Hell, yeah
that's fine, but the next time there's a high stakes lime juice sale in the Ozarks or a set of valuable 76ers jerseys transfer, I'll call someone else
point Steven Adams, please
what if your contract allows you to carry out 4 (four) obscure heists of your choosing every calendar year?
dudes rock
god dammit. that's awful
@teamziller.bsky.social didn't the heat ship out Highsmith to Brooklyn?
honestly, one of the more compelling videos I've watched in some time.
The signs are arguing with themselves.
No, YOU’RE crying during the movie, Nonnas.
really disappointed in you
nah
wyd russ
are you saying you don't want to hear from the dark meat
Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:
remember: in Canada its liviud
great work man! I may not agree with the premise - it was more Agent P than Perry - but you must’ve argued well to get a 100
Tariffs SUCK. Really an issue right now.
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
The censorship will continue until free speech improves
[watching the Fast and Furious, 20 minutes in] All this over a tuna sandwich??!
spouse: [drawing up divorce papers]
I simply don't see how getting stupendously drunk is going to help me solve this problem but if I must...
It's critically important we all know where we stand on Pete Myers career: key contributor or journeyman?
this is just a list of the 10 players that replaced Michael Jordan at shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls. actually that makes total sense.
I grow weary of people commenting how orange he looks - I get it! - but, like, he looks SUPER orange next to all that gold and the yellow of her dress. just could not look more orange.
ditto.
lol
(at least for the first 5 min)
This is the way I feel like @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social and @christhompson.bsky.social approach every GBBO at-home technical bake
"Everything goes downhill in the Party Tobogan"
[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
STATS NERD TAILORING HIS FORMULA TO COVER THE SPREAD: The dew point at ground level isn’t conducive to deep sinkers. Pitchers are disadvantaged when throwing north PITCHER WITH THE CLUBHOUSE NICKNAME “BIG WHITEY”: if I don’t shit before the game I bet I could huck this straight through a guy’s head
I bet they did ZERO nba podcasts.
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
or is he doing their bidding? not really clear to me.
distressed level: "I can't even..."
a pulse?
men would rather play video games than.. wait wtf??
reading this right now and giggling like a damned fool: www.sbnation.com/2014/3/3/546...
I rank it right up there with Stefan blowing up those fake fantasy football drafts. Slayed me every time.
please join me in denouncing this sentiment.
See? Agent P is doing a service by not only saving people in the tri state area but also by educating audience members of the likely failure rate for cops in general.
"Mental Health Counselor P" just doesn't fit into the jingle like "Agent P"
@ugarles.bsky.social did you see this
what about once he takes off the hat
you sonofa
fuck. shit. deleting it now.
i have no idea what this is, but my answer is unequivocally
RIP to Robert Redford
Seconded on the Sting. I saw it on on airplane a few years ago and it's really good. Sneakers is a weird one. I loved it as a teen but it bothered me as an adult.
I will devour any and all bad endorsements
Ok- this white bean and cottage cheese dip (I know) is pretty damn good and fairly healthy. the fam loves it www.forkinthekitchen.com/white-bean-d...
can I @ you with like, a really outstanding dip recipe though
Let's talk about the fashion at the EMMYS!
Gold-en shark doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Gold-en shark doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (I want to die.)
we're gonna need a bigger post
you stole this guys wife?
could house a bag of Bordeauxs in one sitting, easy
it, of course, being dead. he's a really awesome dead person
ah shit. RIP doug. one of the best to ever do it.
... except that one photo shoot in '97... the one with you and the sea otters.
It's seven years today since we posted on Twitter that Sting had been in to return his books.
Jane 'celebrates' this. "Jesus, Jane, TF is wrong with you."
she's the "Purple Stuff" from a Sunny D commercial
put on Taskmaster. available on youtube
Is it first class in spirit only
Queen Bee, bitches.
On the Trump administration's cruel disbanding of the Pediatric Brain Tumor Consortium: my op-ed @statnews.com My 12-year-old son died from brain cancer. This research would have helped children like him www.statnews.com/2025/09/15/p...
Watching the Great British Baking Show
A nightmare matchup
It’s good that at least one Jeopardy host isn’t offering up dogshit this afternoon
Good piece here; still feel like this should be refrain from Dems every single day. Literally no one would be honestly for it if they could be convinced its happening. [🎁]
Powerful new article in NYT Magazine on cancer research [Gift Link] www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/m...
311 - 310 =
Thanks. Man, glad it moved you.
Wife: “I could not fall asleep last night; I was too stressed.” Me: ”That’s awful. Do you want to take a nap?” Wife: “No. That sounds too stressful.”
instead of labeling manuals “quick guide” and “instructions”, they should say “ACTUALLY READ THIS” and “PUT THIS IN A DRAWER FOR 3 MONTHS THEN TOSS.”
Lol. Can’t believe those rubes! Those complete idiots, who had no idea what a [checks notes] gruyerepoor is! They um, had NO IDEA, it was related to uh cheese (???)
hell?
I just remembered him