Great list tbh
Millennial. Judoka, boomer-hater, genius. Harris/Walz "repubs are weird" messaging was working, and we should keep it up. Bipolar advocate. Protect Trans Kids.
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Great list tbh
It’s ok to not know who Candy Cartwright is. It’s ok to not know that Matt Riddle and the WWE sued an indy wrestler out of existence for speaking out about being raped. It’s ok to not know this story isn’t even 5 years old. It’s not ok to ignore it once you know, though
Fuck Matt Riddle. You no show a show, whatever. You no show a charity show and didn’t give back the deposit? Scumbag. I’m done with this asshat.
I really, really don't get how some people choose to engage with the topic of Matt Riddle. Why'd it take Seth Rollins calling him a deadbeat dad in a heel rasslin' promo for fans to finally turn on him? Why'd it take him calling the #MeToo movement "bullshit" for that con to cancel his appearance?
Imagine you and your boys taking the boat out, just drifting along not a care in the world and instead of scoring some fresh crab or clams you get your brain canoed and lungs punctured by a meth addicted operator sucking on a Zynn because their recon was so shitty
[Guy who constantly posts on the fascism app]: The problem is the anti-fascism app
As Trump was threatening to militarily invade and occupy the city I live in, the leader of the opposition party offered to find common ground with him. I fucking hate these people. They are worse than useless.
The Democratic Party (2025)
excuse me? EXCUSE ME???
Yeah in 2009 all the big banks made a bad bet on sub prime mortgages and nearly collapsed the US economy, but a government bailout saved them. This wasn't that long ago, Axios.
In case it still isn’t clear A vote for Cuomo is a vote for Trump 👇🏽 Per NYT, Trump is discussing giving jobs to Eric Adams & Curtis Sliwa to make Cuomo vs. Zohran a 1 on 1 race. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...
Hakeem Jeffries is now throwing shade at Zohran Mamdani: My average donor contribution of $28 per person is lower than any of the nominees running for Mayor in New York City.
this white american lady got her purse stolen in venice, found the pickpocketer, and gripped her by the hair so hard the girl screamed for her life. lmao. I need people to understand that americans DO NOT CARE.
the final boss of the karens is the karen who decides that she *is* the manager
The one way in which I'm apparently 🇺🇸🦅-pilled is that I think if an adult tries to pickpocket you, they're practically begging you to beat them senseless www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BaVjTN/ I don't even know what the other options would be Like just being like "aww almost, maybe next time champ! 😎👉🏽👉🏽" ?
Im seeing that video of that pickpocket girl in Italy getting dragged by her ponytail and lmaoooo Girl hollering police and baby that is an American white woman. You are lucky you didnt get ya ass beat like the parisian pickpockets during the Olympics
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
The oft-lauded scene where M tells James Bond off in Goldeneye ("You're a sexist, misogynistic dinosaur, a relic of the cold war") would have actually been interesting if she had meant it.
Die Another Day is a great film with fantastic locations and set pieces, that presented the idea of a broken Bond a full decade before Skyfall. I'll go one step further. Skyfall might be the best one made, but DAD is the most rewatchable. ONE STEP FURTHER. Die Another Day is the best Brosnan film.
Daniel Craig isn't a great Bond but Skyfall was fun and Walken and Grace Jones in View to a Kill are the best villain/henchman combo
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
“I kissed a dead bird I found on the side of the road once and got chirpes, which is a canarial disease.”
Jesse Watters: “You weren’t ever on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.” Release the freaking Epstein Files. Believe the survivors and their families. We want accountability.
The Newsom bots (and many of them are indeed bots) are so funny b/c they act like the left is saying "Bernie or bust," when in reality, we're mostly saying "this guy in particular sucks, but we would compromise & be cool with Pritzker"
"We should steal from the poor, sick and vulnerable if it defeats fascism" is a sentence that fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of why we are fighting, which is to enrich the poor, heal the sick, and protect the vulnerable.
I sincerely believe this is Gavin Newsom's inner monologue:
Sorry. Then I will be absolutely clear. Would I vote for Newsome for president ? Probably not. He lost me with his embrace of trump bro podcasters and his distancing from Trans rights. But do I support him on fighting against Republican gerrymanders ? Abso fucking lutely. Clear enough for you ?
im so tired of hearing about how we have to support gavin newsome for president. i think i should be president. get behind me immediately or you are supporting trump
If Newsome and Vance ended up running against each other they could replace debates with a "be authentic for 5 seconds" contest and they'd both fail out and the world would be better for it
Here's my take on Newsome running for president: the amount of time ot would take for Newsome to betray every principle he has ever seemed to hold once he wins a primary and needs to prove he's a complete piece of shit to appeal to "independents" could only be measured in planck units.
Representatives on-site bringing a small gift received Proof of Life from the White House early this morning.
The ABCs of Things Never Getting Better: A Town Hall for KIds & Families (2025)
The ABCs of January 6: A Town Hall for Kids & Families (2021)
The ABCs of Measles: A Town Hall for Kids & Families (2025)
may i suggest reading Transmetropolitan to anyone who's bored and wants to look it up on the Internet archive cuz newsome IS LITERALLY THE SMILER
Everyone Who Isn't In A Cult: If you nominate gavin newsom you will lose Dem Party: Oh thank god i wasn't sure we could manage it this time
Perhaps you are unmoved by Gov Gav’s shittiness toward trans people? Well, fear not! There are so many other ways he’s terrible!
“officer i was robbed! he said he was a wallet inspector”
Teared up watching Adam Friedland interviewing Richie Torres. These people don't have an ounce of humanity left. Absolutely horrifying
It's a good watch but it is painful to see Adam getting really emotional and introspective while Torres stays stonefaced and runs through the programmed dialog tree he's said about this on tv news a thousand times. Just a guy completely incapable of humanity
Richie Torres is a massive piece of shit, even by congressional standards.
"crime prevention" is so fucking funny when we watch DHS supported by local law enforcement break laws at least 10 times a day
there's a reason neither nazis or klansmen have ever had the shit beat out of them by the cops and it's exactly what it looks like
I dunno man, I typically dont say "fuck around and find out" when a bunch of 13 year olds drown in a flash flood but im also not an enormous pile of chickenshit
Who Shot Ashli Babbit? (2021)
Watch. If you claim one of these to get a vaccine, they’ll use it later as a preexisting condition to crank up your health premium or kick you off your plan.
“It’s the goddamn guns!” RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue Also RFK Jr:
John Bolton is a piece of shit. Defend him anyway but don’t glaze him up.
I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes. Just thought I’d mention that
Michaels: It’s fascinating to me to hear people in charge of our country say they’re listening to a convicted pedophile—someone with multiple perjury charges—and taking her word as gospel, rather than listening to the victims.
Dems on here were glazing this piece of shit, I can probably find receipts.
Rep. Ritchie Torres of #NY15 owned stock in defense contractors profiting from the military spending, while he was criticizing calls for a ceasefire in Gaza. Torres just disclosed the assets, nearly a year late. His spox says the stocks were bought by an independent manager without his knowledge.
It’s German for ‘The Boomer, The.’
Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.
Bill Kristol should be in jail RE: Iraq but he’s 10000% correct
I want to congratulate leading Democrats’ for their insistence on saying the takeover of DC is a “stunt” or a “distraction.” It’s a rare trifecta of intellectual failure, political stupidity, and moral obtuseness.
I really, really don’t think what blue voters want to hear right now is “military takeover is redundant because we can crack down on crime more effectively.” They want to hear “this is fascism and we won’t stand for it” and vanishingly few national dems are doing that
So, fascism came for John Bolton. God is an iron.
John Bolton has killed millions of people. This is not hyperbole.
I would like to be out of the timeline where I am continuously forced to agree with John Bolton.
Bolton had his chance to stop Trump dead in his tracks but decided the book deal was more important...
[The three richest people in the U.S. own more wealth than the bottom 50 percent of Americans combined] Democrats: We figured out our problem—we were being too nice to trans people 😊
So you're enacting Universal Healthcare? So you're guaranteeing everyone a home? So you're guaranteeing everyone a middle class universal income of $100k/year, non-means tested, direct from the government? So you're guaranteeing education? Or, are you just going to post some more on social?
*Record scratch* bsky.app/profile/mach...
Because of course he did. This is the piece of shit who is running for Mayor of NYC. Because we need ANOTHER scumbag NYC mayor.
Goody! That's the final nail in the coffin for him. He said it out loud.
It’s so Cuo-ver
Why do we have to listen to a guy who the DOJ said sexually harassed 13 women pretend like he’s scared of what will happen to his daughter on the subway. What will happen to people’s daughters if their careers & livelihoods require that they are proximal to him?
"We are charging Luigi Mangione, the murderer of a serial killer, with terrorism. Will that suffice?" -Both Democrats and Republicans, unanimously
I think this is egregious but also hate Bolton and am glad bad shit is happening to him.
JD Vance claims DC has seen a 35% drop in violent crime and a 50% drop in robberies. There's zero evidence to support his claim. He also falsely claims Union Station was unsafe for children. (Fact: It's one of the safest places in the entire city.)
give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money
Newsom should never, ever be president but he’s good at fighting back.
This is a basketball game where the refs have just stopped calling fouls. So the other side is just punching us in the face. And we're looking at the crowd saying 'isn't this awful?' But the other side just keeps punching us... so it's time to punch back and that is what Gavin Newsom is doing!
Our law enforcement/federal agents seem to be teeming/infested with proud boys now. It’s why Hegseth, Tulsi et al are firing all of the principled feds
and half of law enforcement seem to be “proud boys” anyway
General Zod!! Billy Budd! Fellini!
I would never thank a law enforcement officer in 2025 for any reason lol
Tough choice, NYC! (From @waltermasterson.bsky.social )
The Democratic Party leadership does not believe in the legitimacy of their own party’s primary for the largest city in the USA because they’re Islamophobic and anti-Arab racists who believe Mamdani is an illegitimate upstart who was not supposed to win. They are anti-democratic, in short.
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
You should be able to wish ill on anybody it’s just a wish it is not real
You can see the horror pooling in Tim's eyes with every word this flapjack speaks. Man who in the world voted for this guy? You all are right to feel embarrassed for yourselves.
"Vote blue no matter who- Unless Cuomo lost a humiliating defeat in the primary and won't take no for answer, and in that case, fuck blue and vote Cuomo" ...That's a lot harder to parse than just "vote for good candidates"
“Biggie, Jay-Z, and Nas” is such a fake New Yorker answer lmao. Just googling biggest rappers of the 90s
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Bernie Sanders: 70% approval (highest in the US) Elizabeth Warren: 68% approval (second highest) Zohran Mamdani: 64% approval (third highest) Gavin Newsom: 22% approval Chuck Schumer: 17% approval Hakeem Jeffries: 14% approval Pretty clear who needs to come around to "win elections."
The fake cheering while ICE is right outside the venue kidnapping innocent people - patting himself on the back while Californians can't afford food, housing, medicine, and refusing to actually stand against the fascists - Gavin Newsom is just Blue Trump. That's all he is. He had a Blue MAGA Rally.
Newsom can't be President because he's an asshole with bad politics but he can absolutely goad the current President into doing dumb and loud shit and there is no greater need in the moment than a loathsome fuck to anger and annoy the other loathsome fuck
The people telling you that "far left" Bernie Sanders, the most popular person in the entire US right now, and Zohran Mamdani, who is in the top 5, are causing Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who are ranked right next to asparagus ice cream, to lose, are delusional liars.