RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
A legend has departed. #GrahamGreene
I cycle everywhere. Yes, the bus helps for the longer treks, because time is money. Being paid to do it is good. No swear word is off limits. Sorry.
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A legend has departed. #GrahamGreene
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
"I was never on his jet alone." #congress needs to #subpoena #rfk about a lot or things, but I haz question. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Then there will be a lineup of people waiting their turn to be wailed on by the hockey stick I keep at my front door.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans need to start reading and watching more news from other first world nations. It'll be so weird for them, seeing mostly competent journalism as well as a window into what adult-run countries looks like.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I don't think the #WhiteHouse understands how this paints them into a corner. Oh, so #trump wasn't involved in anything nefarious? Perfect. Then he won't have a problem. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. NOW!
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Hello #Wayfair, I would like to purchase AN log, please. I'm sorry, how much? Does it come with a free mouth hug?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Talk to most CEOs these days and they'll say this isn't a bug, it's a feature.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
A person like me who actually cares about politics doesn't worry which party someone represents. A rat is a rat. youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q?...
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That would be the day that they die.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
*cracks neck* Anyone surprised by this? #childendangerment #childrapist #AnotherChristian www.yahoo.com/news/fact-ch...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, I do need to grab that app!
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
To #Sobeys, #Loblaws, etc... we're watching you. #BuyCanadian #ReadTheFinePrint #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles (might as well) www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to be a fan, but he and I haven't had good interactions. It's a shame, because we're on the same team.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Lying to #Americans has become a sport to the #milleradministration.
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www.cnn.com/2025/08/31/u...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Consider this a political post, if you're an asshole. #Louisiana is already a third world nation, but being part of #America makes them even less safe thanks to #mikejohnston. Don't think so? Buy a passport. Travel. Learn. Oh no... yeah. Holy FK have you ever been living under a rock eh?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
It would track.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waiting to hear which exact individual was responsible for this decision.. Not that anyone in the #UCP is trustworthy, but a friend of mine who knows Cole Kander said he swore up and down that it was the school board's decision. But who created the list? That's who I want to e-mail.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
More like #AltRight logic, but yes. Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
You know what? It'd feel like I was punching down in this situation. I'm just going to stay out of it. #rudygiuliani
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically, no.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
His sudden refusal to breathe oxygen?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
"What theโ that ball glove talks!"
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I don't remember the last time I ate an apple. I don't remember the last time I picked an apple off of a tree, washed it and ate it. One of my clients has a tree that's lousy with apples, so naturally, I partook. That was glorious... Not sure which variety it was, but it had a nice soft flesh.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Get 'em. #epsteinfiles #FBIvideos
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
By whom? Obviously, some greasy, overweight male gym teacher who gets mandated by people like ron desantis (lowercase for respect) to "check" every little girl. Yeah, I know what I said is gross. I dare someone to prove me wrong. I feel gross having to say it.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
When he takes his last couple of breaths, I hope someone in the room says, "Heh, Biden beat him again."
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Maybe sharing this across all platforms will be the kill shot. #BeingVague
John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted
If Trump keeps avoiding the public like this somebody's gonna have to write a book about Biden's health.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Ah yes, the party of #freedom, doing what they do best. Attorney General Pam Bondi fires DOJ staffer for alleged obscene gesture toward National Guard members share.google/hei2uZCjAgDj...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
There is no greater hatred focused on autistic children and autistic people in general, than there is with the anti-vaccine movement. It's a lot like racism in the sense that they don't understand the mind of an autistic person, so they insist they shouldn't exist.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I'm not normally this level of malicious, but... I hope it hurts.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Don't worry, we'll provide the receipts. Repeatedly.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
More like, "we don't know anything about anything, so let's try to reinvent the wheel" and then they make the wheel sideways, somehow. And some nonsense about seed oil.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how he has the personality of an empty plastic water bottle.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
The first three words of that last statement applies universally.
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Has anyone checked in on President Vance
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
What America needs is more fox news personalities in important cabinet and judiciary positions. That'll fix the grocery prices.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
#jdvance would need a personality transplant. he doesn't have trump's reality TV skills to pull it off. The #maga kids will quickly become bored with him.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
The latest #cabinetmeeting by the #trumpadministration is going to be their last. A celebration of his pathetic life, if you will. And then #jdvance will play #president. The #MAGA crowd that were raised on #RealityTV will quickly grow bored with his vacant personality and the GOP will collapse.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
And multiple groups and communities that just watch it happen. I do laugh about the idiot-box talking heads claiming transgenderism or mental illness are to blame for mass shootings, when #America is the only nation where the two co-exist.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
American journalists need to learn to think on their feet and start asking the right questions whenever they get some politician-clown on the air. Ask them what small government means, and then make them explain what's happening now, and why they support it. CORNER THE FUCKERS.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but she's probably not struggling to crush boxed wine. And possibly some party substances.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, in every other first world nation... *no significant gun violence* Americans love being lied to. There's no other explanation.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Weird that this isn't a problem in more liberal nations. Ah well. Some peoples' parents grew up together as brother and sister, and we must accept this.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually... Nothing stopping me from writing a brutally honest song about rfk jr and using that as the track title.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
If this is the game the #trumpadministration is going to play, fuck 'em. #Canada, #Australia, #Mexico, other nations that pretty much routinely come bail out #America when there's a natural disasterโ they're on their own now. I will be insisting that Canada stop helping. www.cnn.com/2025/08/28/u...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Dammit, I could have named my next industrial music project that.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Why is the bus such a convenient time to field phone calls? At least this girl isn't using speakerphone... Those people exist.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I'm so sorry to hear what happened at that church in #Minnesota. Having said that, I am NOT fucking sorry for posting this very accurate depiction of a significant #American demographic. #FuckJDvance #MakeItHurt
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Is there anything quite as terrifying as knowing you're about to sneeze HARD while a cat is very relaxed in your lap?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
#trump is only losing weight because he's dying.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone needs to start trolling trump with their own videos of them signing the stars and stripes. Say what you want about #GavinNewsom, but the whole "I'll just do what trump does" is rattling trump HARD. his decisions are getting more cartoonish by the day. Oh, and #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Gender-affirming care for me, but not for thee.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a relief knowing that, barring the hockey gods wrath, Canucks don't have a lot to worry about in net. But fans will have to hold their breath on whether Demko is for sure healthy, and Petts learns to utilize his muscle gain (and knee is good). I feel those two pieces matter most this season.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
And the gop is going to try to keep this model running after trump stops talking, eating and other bodily functions. Of course, they will struggle with that as there's no one else to fear in that party.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
*kicks wasp nest* GAHHHH!!!!! Why am I being assaulted by wasps?!
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet westboro baptist church exists.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Well, "delicious" if you've never owned a passport and therefore have never been to another country. #America #IsolationismIsAmericana #CrackerBarrel #ProbablyNotDelicious #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
So she wants a handout. Sounds pretty far-left to me. Deport her to France.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem with the whole podcast world is that a lot of them just start talking without thinking. There's some irony to that in this situation. I know there are good podcasts out there, but then there are the ones that exist in fact-free bubbles. I consider that to be a high percentage of them.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Apparently, this is the same as burning the stars and stripes. #BurnTheFlag Anyway, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I hate having to block someone simply because they're not getting it.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
It was resolved when you said you meant to share the original, and not my response... it's fine now.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Just making sure you understood the context of why I reposted the story...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this referring to me (you all) or are you agreeing with me?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
All of those pundits should be dragged onto news outlets (those unafraid of trump)(so basically The Daily Show) to be force-fed the video receipts of what they said at that time, and explain to us how this isn't the same thing.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is his head always sideways when he talks?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
#Congress in #WashingtonDC: *sucking thumbs and rocking back in fourth in a corner because 90% of them are cowards*
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you understand my point?
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Yes. Also: #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
And for no other reason than some form of personal gain. Not for anyone else to benefit.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I'd like to speak to #America 's manager please. I haz a question. #epsteinfiles #trump #pambondi #AgingQuicklyPam #trumpFuckedChildren #CrackerBarrel #MAGAcrybabies
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Hopefully this is fully accurate. It certainly can't do any harm to share this. #America #NationalGuard #PayAttention #NotADrill #CriminalPresident www.facebook.com/RiseUpAndRes...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
And #Louisiana might as well be classified as a third world country. It's definitely a have-not state on many levels.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
That's quite the Hill to die on. Literally.
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted
It's a great time to be a grown man who believes both Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Just to really set them off, she brings Stormy Daniels.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
A government entity that "Doesn't want to leave a record of their crimes" is a crime.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Release. The. Fucking. #epsteinfiles.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever fought with your phone to type out a word that doesn't exist, and it keeps changing the word? This app makes it so that when I click the word to get an alt spelling, it won't show it. So my brain goes, "I'm pretty sure I'm done editing this" and that's how my post isn't "diabeetus"
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'll biabeetus your ass!"
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
stRangeRover. That is all.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Use it!
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Exactly. People can dogpile on #JohnBolton some other time. This really isn't about him. It's about what's specifically happening, which doesn't happen in proper first world nations.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
My prediction: by the time the #Dems properly organize, and by the time #American citizens wake the FK up and start watching news from other countries (get a pulse on how the rest of the western world works), it'll be too late. Is it too late NOW? I'm on the fence about that. Sure smells that way.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
Need to start drilling it into minds of every teenager: if you need 9 of your friends to beat up one kid, you're a fucking coward and deserve nothing good from this world. Maybe start making parents pay the price for not teaching this simple rule. #calgary discoverairdrie.com/articles/cal...
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't they just show its mugshot. it doesn't deserve a glam pic.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
In 18 months, the #USmilitary will have been unilaterally cripped by its own leaders. #petehegseth #snowflake #MakeupRoom apnews.com/article/pent...
Dr. Jonathan N. Stea (@jonathanstea.bsky.social) reposted
Wellness grifter: Big Pharma is keeping you sick so they can sell you medicine! Same wellness grifter: Also, use this discount code to buy my very questionable and expensive supplement that does absolutely nothing. Trust me bro! - Steve Kamb
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
I'm just going to say it. morris should be so lucky to get arrested and be shielded from access of the public right now. The second amendment has been underutilized lately.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social)
#america is a lawless wasteland now.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
Accidentally fact checks himself. What a dumbass.
RobotSausage (@robotsausage.bsky.social) reply parent
That person is protected from proper grammar, and science literacy.