Occam’s razor FTW!
Writer and pickleball enthusiast living in the Cascades foothills east of Seattle
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Occam’s razor FTW!
Happy Birthday, Mina!
Not to mention he wasn't married to Kim Guilfoyle before DJT Jr's turn with her, nor has he ever cheated (going out on a limb here) with the wife of his devoted campaign manager, blowing up their marriage, as Newsom once did.
I’ll give him $15 if he speeds up the process and tries to get into heaven today. Lol
Just call them the brown-nose brigade (orange-nose brigade?)!
It makes Graceland look like Buckingham Palace
"Don't trust anyone over 30" was literally a credo
The “you” part of the two-word phrase is correct, at least, so it’s only a half-lie.
If the cops aren’t gonna lift a finger it’s up to us fans to get rid of these douchebags i guess. This is a good start
Thrilled to have a have a story of mine hatched in the @smokelong.bsky.social fitness workshops fly off with JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social jakethemag.com/to-each-thei...
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Very powerful, Cole. Congrats!
The Warriors will just let him sign the RFO and relegate him to the bench unless butler or green grt injured. No other teams have anywhere the interest to do better than the W’s current offer
We are dumb all over. And a little ugly on the side.
Biden had all of 2024 to release them. He and Garland let a pedophile who led an insurrection get re-elected and exact his revenge on them (and all of us)
Spoiler alert: We're already in the biggest trouble imaginable.
I mean, anyone with half a brain knows he’s at the top of the list, right?
What is Virginia doing on this list?
He’s definitely wasted and his mind’s torn up and his body (and everything else a out him) definitely don’t care
He’s just jealous since he can barely speak English
I’m just waiting for Elon to drop the deets behind the staged assassination attempt.
2 of these stories sprung from the @smokelong.bsky.social workshop
3 print journals which include stories of mine arrived this week!
Especially since only one has ever won the title before, and the last time was 52 years ago!
No surprise to anyone paying attention all along. One performative grandstanding speech and he’s the Dem’s new darling. It’s so predictable
“Frank’s crease.” Unlike Trump, happens to the best of us.
He should give shooting tips to Podz before tomorrow night’s game. He can still make an impact that way.
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All hands on deck. Man the Warriors ship capably until Cap’n Curry retuns. Clear sailing ahead!
He has no filter for critical thinking. He make neanderthals look like Rhodes scholars
We got this! (I’m not nervous at all 🫨)
Way to go, Cole. It’s a fantastic story. Nice to see it find a great home!
I think you can cut “critics claim.” It’s foreign policy for sale, period
Make Sweatshops Great Again
Everything he says and does is “an obvious flaw in his presidency.”
When Brit Hume’s the voice of reason, you know this administration has gone off the deep end
Bravo! Well deserved
Very happy to have my "pickleball story" conceived in a @smokelong.bsky.social workshop published today at Litbreak. litbreak.com/dink-respons...
Way to go, Justine!
Fantastic, Kate!
What did he say? I don’t speak his language and couldn’t understand a “word” (sound?) that came out of his mouth. Unbelievable how in over their heads every single member of this administration is.
You burnt him to a crisp! Love how he keeps talking about the guy being a father and a husband in reverent terms. Wonder if he says the same thing to his guests and exhibits the same feigned empathy when it comes to Kilmar Abrego Garcia
What's up, Steph?!!! Get the dub, please
Little Marco in a big boy chair.. he looks just like a little gentleman
4 months is all i can take. 4 days would be appropriate
Ah, the good ol’ days…
He is a Steph Curry-like sharpshooter and also great at going to the basket. Super impressive
Saw you on the PBS NewsHour. You were dynamite! Very refreshing to actually see someone urgently explain how things really are and not sane-wash. Bravo!
His braindead left brain is negotiating with his braindead right brain (these negotiations are DEAD on arrival)
If other countries don’t comply, he’ll just take his shiny blue ball called Earth and go home!
Awesome game. Go Dubs!
Coward Nutlick is the perfect stooge for this administration
Aka Fascism for Morons
Oui! Oui! C’est vrai!
And the president, and the VP, and the DNI, and the FBI director, and the... and the entire administration
March Madness in Seattle. Terrapins to the Sweet Sixteen
Self-described news outlet sux
Ya think?
This American says... GO CANADA!!!
They’re all crazy then
The kopromat Krasnov has on Lady G must be exceptional
That’s what happens when a guy with the aptitude of a toddler is calling the shots.
We’re absolutely pathetic but the other side is so much worse, while technically true, doesn’t win elections
Fire Hot Curry is 5* hot… so good
As a writer, i say the apostrophe, but as a citizen…
Rich kids playing government = BIG FAIL
Gotta be on April Fools Day, right?
Still more articulate than Trump
The GOP will do nothing. There are no guardrails for these evil mf’ing morons
Our country has become a shitty reality show governed by cosplaying Third Reich types
Elon alone is wealthier than 152 countries, yet is obsessed with squeezing every dime out of us.
Wiggs will always be remembered fondly for his amazing 2022 playoff run
At least Jimmy Buckets can bring some clutch to this team we hope
Pathetic
Give it up already
9, but 10 if he’s willing to part with Draymond in the right deal
Ran in to a herd of Roosevelt elk today in the shadows of Mt Si
Wow, love your sports takes, but your music taste is right there too. I never knew of Balthvs until Bumbershoot, but they are so good they slotted all the way up to #3 on my most listened chart for 2024
Congratulations, Ani!
What can they even get for Zion at this point?
I mean, i knew i listened to a lot of Todd Rundgren this year, so can’t say i’m too surprised!
Happy to learn my story, “Where the Lairs Are,” has been nominated by Cirque journal for a Pushcart Prize
Most overrated coach in sports
Yep, pretty much
I like her gumption
Super fun time seeing John Craigie & Co. at the Neptune
Fingers crossed for a big season from Wiggs
Ben Gibbard with the lowdown on blowdowns on Tiger Mtn apnews.com/video/ben-gi...
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Quite the storm we had the other night on Squak Mtn in Issaquah. Welcome to my neighborhood
