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Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️

@rolladean.bsky.social

just a sweetie! 😇 kitchen manager @_theeleventhhouse. apple sheep . assigned hoosier at birth. pronoun user/partner haver 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ☭ they/she

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 3:02:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:02:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they do, and are pretty good, but they’re overpriced for sure.

1/9/2025, 12:22:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:41:46 PM | 348 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

it means you have to find some, and sauté some up with olive oil and garlic, and then after hit it with some fresh lemon juice. thank me later

31/8/2025, 9:09:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

hey Siri find my beer

27/8/2025, 10:25:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted

a lot of people are criticizing this person right now but it would be a shame to miss this absolutely perfect post

magdi jacobs on twitter: I am in fact not a narcissist, in fairly measureable ways, I'm probably the opposite: A pathological empath. I am not addicted to my phone, because I am a bit of a ludite & also have visuo-spatial impairment, so a larger screen/hand layout is beneficial. Also you are a troll/bot
24/8/2025, 11:03:40 PM | 506 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

by bye bye BYE BYE BYE

24/8/2025, 9:16:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

a barbershop haircut that’s costs a quarter of

20/8/2025, 12:12:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

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17/8/2025, 2:54:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

try weed 😎

17/8/2025, 2:50:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

elon for the big balls false flag. or big balls dad

14/8/2025, 1:49:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

orange would also be tight. sum like this 😮‍💨

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3/8/2025, 7:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

new big homepod colors i want brown

3/8/2025, 7:15:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

new homepod mini colors i want neon green dark saturated green baby blue two colors blending would also be 🆒

3/8/2025, 7:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

james cameron should have called it avatars

29/7/2025, 3:46:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

let me state that i am the first to put matcha in diet mountain dew

13/7/2025, 4:14:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

alternate universe exists where Cars 2 is about Fillmore and not Mater

12/7/2025, 6:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

indian in the cupboard

12/7/2025, 4:48:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted

What good are you then? Stop making us pay you to do nothing for people in need. Resign and become a fucking monk, pray all day.

8/7/2025, 7:23:09 PM | 552 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture krat (@kwholesaler.bsky.social) reposted

Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada

2/7/2025, 11:12:40 AM | 1513 325 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

theyre cutting vital programs to fund state violence

1/7/2025, 10:33:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. (@sarahmackattack.bsky.social) reposted

Seeing a dude this happy, even though he lost, because he's happy a good person won, and a shithead lost. More of this please! This is teamwork!

25/6/2025, 3:02:32 AM | 1012 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

never in my life have i seen such flagrant boot licking

15/6/2025, 11:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

trump did dash con 2

15/6/2025, 3:12:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

trump did dash con 2

15/6/2025, 3:12:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

genuinely hope you can opt out of this. when i’m driving i just want the album art large.

11/6/2025, 11:01:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) reposted

between that, Google Images being created because of Jennifer Lopez's v revealing green dress and Facebook's prototype being used to rate students' attractiveness, it really is quite striking and grim just how much of the modern internet was created by and for sleazy men

11/6/2025, 8:24:36 AM | 2178 575 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Liquid Glass🤤

9/6/2025, 5:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team) reposted

full offense but if you still are an active twitter user i think less of you as a person

4/6/2025, 7:08:02 PM | 2174 279 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

that would be epic

5/6/2025, 1:28:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

so no stove at home

2/6/2025, 3:09:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

wow. kinda awesome. always found it frustrating that watchos was behind numerically

28/5/2025, 9:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

literally so tired of waiting! give it to me!

25/5/2025, 6:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

he a little pig man! he eagerly gobbles up the slop!

20/5/2025, 3:10:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

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17/5/2025, 9:14:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

off topic but i need the Airtag 2 to be 4x louder and 4x battery life for the same price

7/5/2025, 7:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

what’s the best gun for some one who mostly wears gym shorts?

7/5/2025, 7:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

don't pity the complicit.

28/4/2025, 8:28:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Milla Lorelei Mélomane 💙 ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ (@britpoptarts.bsky.social) reposted

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27/4/2025, 1:45:45 AM | 205 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

only if shannon sharpe would have spun this one a few times he’d be alright music.apple.com/us/album/hey...

26/4/2025, 3:21:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

i don’t want to see british posts on my feed, thank you

16/4/2025, 12:57:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Kidz Bop does Playboi Carti: Volcanoes Volcanoes Volcanoes

10/4/2025, 6:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

I NEED A NEW APPLE TV!!!! @apple

8/4/2025, 3:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

i had airpods 3, never had a problem connecting to the Apple TV. Now i have the AirPods 4, nothing but issues.

5/4/2025, 11:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) reposted

Once again the most antisemitic presidency in generations, an administration with *actual Nazis* on staff, is determining which Jews are Jewish and which are degenerates (hint: the latter = the vast majority of American Jews)—with the added bonus of using "Palestinian" as a slur.

12/3/2025, 8:16:44 PM | 2125 585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

please god i need it let it be announced this summerrrrr

12/3/2025, 6:13:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Abra cadabra Pa papa-oom-mow-mow-mow

12/3/2025, 6:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

i need a celsius with antibiotics in it

11/3/2025, 7:04:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) reposted

From 2020

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11/3/2025, 5:54:04 AM | 511 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

A few years back, centrist Democrats & the Very Serious People mocked & dismissed the slogan ‘abolish ICE’. Today’s actions are a reminder of how ICE is a rogue, lawless agency that is easily weaponized by an authoritarian administration & that it very much should be abolished.

10/3/2025, 2:17:05 AM | 8403 1683 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

wait what console was this on? wii u?

10/3/2025, 2:02:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

being sober for going on 2 1/2 years, it’s so obvious when someone is still drunk from the night before

6/3/2025, 1:01:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

so hulu dropped the ball on the oscar’s?

3/3/2025, 2:20:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

if you hate your job so much, quit!!

26/2/2025, 10:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

dr pepper has saved so many lives

25/2/2025, 3:20:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Trump Taps Louis C.K. to head the Board of Not Showing your Penis to Women: More Here ⬇️

20/2/2025, 7:53:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

why would you bring a birthday cake to a bakers birthday party

17/2/2025, 1:07:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

desperately seeking HomePad

14/2/2025, 1:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

let’s hope not but that would be one way for them to finally integrate

14/2/2025, 1:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

despicable

13/2/2025, 6:44:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

me seeing the ye tweets

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11/2/2025, 12:52:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Ethical Gooner,

1/2/2025, 6:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent

i fear with the tater dick in office, lots of EVs will be cancelled soon. like Scout is not happening lol

29/1/2025, 5:06:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

no chaser but

27/1/2025, 4:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Beijer (@carlbeijer.bsky.social) reposted

25/1/2025, 2:17:15 PM | 63 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

i fear kendrick’s performance @ the super bowl will be “controversial” and apple music won’t be hosting going forward

26/1/2025, 12:02:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

wo men jin shēng zhù ding shi cāng sāng

20/1/2025, 2:53:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

told everyone the switch 2 would be announced today. big thunk

16/1/2025, 2:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

gooned to close to the sun

16/1/2025, 11:46:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

welcome to the good life 🎶

15/1/2025, 1:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

deleted messenger, facebook and threads🫶🏻

14/1/2025, 5:54:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

when does this app get funny and cool?

13/1/2025, 7:18:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

gary hit em with the MEOW MEOW MEOW

10/1/2025, 7:34:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

then WHO will be cleaning your toilets, donald trump?

4/1/2025, 10:44:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

this place sucks

30/12/2024, 4:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/12/2024, 2:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

funko pops will out live us as a human race. the relic of our time

29/12/2024, 2:28:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

my gf hate airpods yet is always using mine 🤔

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28/12/2024, 12:57:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

could Apple Image Playground be any worse? I don't wanna even show you the other options because they're completely self-esteem demolishing. Making me look like John Pork.

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27/12/2024, 5:45:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

i refuse to take health advice from someone who buys gas station weed

27/12/2024, 5:40:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

Genmoji will only be useful once you can set them as reminders list icons and group chats.

20/12/2024, 12:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

33, finally got health insurance. $210 a month is literally going to drain me financially 👍🏻

19/12/2024, 1:51:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

okay i hate to admit this but i lost my airpods 3 a month ago so i bought airpods 4 with anc (paid less than half for them tho bc i rule) and WOW worth the upgrade for sure

17/12/2024, 5:07:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

what's it called when you feel like everyone hates you but you took a shower last night..

15/12/2024, 2:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

finally think i got control center and home screen perfectly dialed in, all thanks to Croissant

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14/12/2024, 3:46:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

is this pre or post apple intelligence?

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14/12/2024, 2:14:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

where my iOS nerds at? trying to find me people

20/11/2024, 8:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolla Dean 🏴‍☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)

why are they remaking Shaft with Zac Efron??

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20/11/2024, 8:05:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view