Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
just a sweetie! 😇 kitchen manager @_theeleventhhouse. apple sheep . assigned hoosier at birth. pronoun user/partner haver 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ☭ they/she
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Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
they do, and are pretty good, but they’re overpriced for sure.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
it means you have to find some, and sauté some up with olive oil and garlic, and then after hit it with some fresh lemon juice. thank me later
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
hey Siri find my beer
m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted
a lot of people are criticizing this person right now but it would be a shame to miss this absolutely perfect post
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
by bye bye BYE BYE BYE
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
a barbershop haircut that’s costs a quarter of
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
try weed 😎
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
elon for the big balls false flag. or big balls dad
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
new big homepod colors i want brown
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
new homepod mini colors i want neon green dark saturated green baby blue two colors blending would also be 🆒
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
james cameron should have called it avatars
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
let me state that i am the first to put matcha in diet mountain dew
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
alternate universe exists where Cars 2 is about Fillmore and not Mater
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
indian in the cupboard
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
What good are you then? Stop making us pay you to do nothing for people in need. Resign and become a fucking monk, pray all day.
krat (@kwholesaler.bsky.social) reposted
Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
theyre cutting vital programs to fund state violence
Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. (@sarahmackattack.bsky.social) reposted
Seeing a dude this happy, even though he lost, because he's happy a good person won, and a shithead lost. More of this please! This is teamwork!
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
never in my life have i seen such flagrant boot licking
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
trump did dash con 2
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
trump did dash con 2
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
genuinely hope you can opt out of this. when i’m driving i just want the album art large.
Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) reposted
between that, Google Images being created because of Jennifer Lopez's v revealing green dress and Facebook's prototype being used to rate students' attractiveness, it really is quite striking and grim just how much of the modern internet was created by and for sleazy men
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Liquid Glass🤤
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team) reposted
full offense but if you still are an active twitter user i think less of you as a person
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
that would be epic
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
so no stove at home
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
wow. kinda awesome. always found it frustrating that watchos was behind numerically
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
literally so tired of waiting! give it to me!
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
he a little pig man! he eagerly gobbles up the slop!
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
off topic but i need the Airtag 2 to be 4x louder and 4x battery life for the same price
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
what’s the best gun for some one who mostly wears gym shorts?
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
don't pity the complicit.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
only if shannon sharpe would have spun this one a few times he’d be alright music.apple.com/us/album/hey...
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
i don’t want to see british posts on my feed, thank you
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Kidz Bop does Playboi Carti: Volcanoes Volcanoes Volcanoes
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
I NEED A NEW APPLE TV!!!! @apple
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
i had airpods 3, never had a problem connecting to the Apple TV. Now i have the AirPods 4, nothing but issues.
Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) reposted
Once again the most antisemitic presidency in generations, an administration with *actual Nazis* on staff, is determining which Jews are Jewish and which are degenerates (hint: the latter = the vast majority of American Jews)—with the added bonus of using "Palestinian" as a slur.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
please god i need it let it be announced this summerrrrr
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Abra cadabra Pa papa-oom-mow-mow-mow
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
i need a celsius with antibiotics in it
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
A few years back, centrist Democrats & the Very Serious People mocked & dismissed the slogan ‘abolish ICE’. Today’s actions are a reminder of how ICE is a rogue, lawless agency that is easily weaponized by an authoritarian administration & that it very much should be abolished.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
wait what console was this on? wii u?
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
being sober for going on 2 1/2 years, it’s so obvious when someone is still drunk from the night before
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
so hulu dropped the ball on the oscar’s?
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
if you hate your job so much, quit!!
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
dr pepper has saved so many lives
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Trump Taps Louis C.K. to head the Board of Not Showing your Penis to Women: More Here ⬇️
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
why would you bring a birthday cake to a bakers birthday party
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
desperately seeking HomePad
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
let’s hope not but that would be one way for them to finally integrate
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
despicable
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Ethical Gooner,
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
i fear with the tater dick in office, lots of EVs will be cancelled soon. like Scout is not happening lol
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
no chaser but
Carl Beijer (@carlbeijer.bsky.social) reposted
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
i fear kendrick’s performance @ the super bowl will be “controversial” and apple music won’t be hosting going forward
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
wo men jin shēng zhù ding shi cāng sāng
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
told everyone the switch 2 would be announced today. big thunk
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
gooned to close to the sun
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
welcome to the good life 🎶
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
deleted messenger, facebook and threads🫶🏻
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
when does this app get funny and cool?
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
gary hit em with the MEOW MEOW MEOW
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
then WHO will be cleaning your toilets, donald trump?
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
this place sucks
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social) reply parent
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
funko pops will out live us as a human race. the relic of our time
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
could Apple Image Playground be any worse? I don't wanna even show you the other options because they're completely self-esteem demolishing. Making me look like John Pork.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
i refuse to take health advice from someone who buys gas station weed
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
Genmoji will only be useful once you can set them as reminders list icons and group chats.
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
33, finally got health insurance. $210 a month is literally going to drain me financially 👍🏻
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
okay i hate to admit this but i lost my airpods 3 a month ago so i bought airpods 4 with anc (paid less than half for them tho bc i rule) and WOW worth the upgrade for sure
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
what's it called when you feel like everyone hates you but you took a shower last night..
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
finally think i got control center and home screen perfectly dialed in, all thanks to Croissant
Rolla Dean 🏴☠️ (@rolladean.bsky.social)
where my iOS nerds at? trying to find me people