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Mychael Wozniak

@romolampkin.bsky.social

Recipe whore, elder Aspie, deaf as a judge, Enemy of the State, union thug, former Army grunt sworn to uphold & defend, redhead addict (currently accepting applications), proletarian scum, MAGAt don't let the sun set on you here

created January 8, 2025

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Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm wondering who'll protect the Guard if they go to the South Side. Those people don't play games.

3/9/2025, 2:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

3/9/2025, 2:01:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't smiled this much since Reagan died. Thank you.

2/9/2025, 1:58:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

1/9/2025, 3:58:38 PM | 329 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

2/9/2025, 1:42:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

31/8/2025, 3:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

The world if Trump is dead.

30/8/2025, 9:08:03 AM | 2109 329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The couch fucker and his owners are waaaaaay ahead of her on that.

31/8/2025, 1:26:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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30/8/2025, 4:21:14 PM | 404 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted

#GVerse this 👇 💯

31/8/2025, 1:30:16 AM | 52 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 1:03:47 PM | 37184 11667 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

29/8/2025, 6:47:04 PM | 10626 2298 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

They don’t care if you have papers or not. What they care about is whether you look like an immigrant from south of the border.

30/8/2025, 3:02:18 AM | 6962 3128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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30/8/2025, 1:16:15 AM | 1280 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

These days, Irish coffee in the morning is necessary to take the edge off taking the edge off.

30/8/2025, 1:49:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F33...

30/8/2025, 1:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

"Used Cars" should be the national anthem. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/m...

30/8/2025, 1:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

If they’re going to give an award to a domestic terrorist, isn’t it time we posthumously recognize Timothy McVeigh?

29/8/2025, 12:05:08 AM | 1441 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

{bowing} Maestra...

29/8/2025, 1:10:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: He claims that he's the law and order president. But we all know that's a lie because he's a convicted felon. He pardons convicted felons, he surrounds himself with obsequious people that kiss his all day, every day

29/8/2025, 2:10:02 AM | 19142 5623 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.

28/8/2025, 8:37:36 PM | 14046 4324 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”

27/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 26413 7734 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

😆

26/8/2025, 11:32:56 PM | 1745 531 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor 'gators.

27/8/2025, 2:27:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Thx for posting the link to the series. Thinking "one-a-day" will be on my fakesbook page. Now if someone in France will tell us how they organize and pull off nation-wide strikes... Robespierre, phone home.

27/8/2025, 1:56:28 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

27/8/2025, 1:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexjungle.bsky.social (@alexjungle.bsky.social) reposted

ICE sneak around to side and behind peaceful protester—suddenly rush and blindside tackle him. Agents then literally drag him over the concrete by his arms and legs. Is this what we want in america? Legalized gang members?

25/8/2025, 2:14:16 PM | 1862 829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckinay'!

26/8/2025, 3:14:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

#95 Everyday Sabotage: Small Claws, Big Impact - Resistance Kitty resistancekitty.com/95-everyday-...

26/8/2025, 2:54:34 PM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: VETERAN'S BEGIN A SIT-IN IN WASHINGTON DC AND WON'T STOP UNTIL THE MILITARY LEAVES TOWN

25/8/2025, 4:42:43 PM | 12816 5044 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/r...

26/8/2025, 2:25:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

if sully sullenberger were a bird

25/8/2025, 1:04:58 AM | 554 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 (@50501movement.bsky.social) reposted

A man who was just getting names and badges for officers was wrongfully detained in D.C. He then yelled, “AFTER THE TRIALS ARE HELD, YOU WILL ALL BE IN JAIL.” 🔥 #FreeDC

24/8/2025, 2:09:42 PM | 2092 768 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JohnnyMangu (@johnnybarbu.bsky.social) reposted

“Identify or die”, that was the mindset of a terrified Texas homeowner as masked men in tactical gear tried to raid his house. The intruders ended up dead after a fatal shootout. Police later confirmed they were not #ICE or law enforcement officers.

24/8/2025, 4:38:49 PM | 1940 719 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan ain't Q (@danaintq.bsky.social) reposted

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

24/8/2025, 2:53:09 PM | 31710 4652 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

My usual response is "don't think I haven't tried."

25/8/2025, 1:27:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

👀

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24/8/2025, 2:58:07 AM | 4352 1155 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted

The white cat is blind and has a best friend, a black cat, who is always by its side to guide it.

22/8/2025, 8:17:48 PM | 16255 2375 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:39:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's funny that for some reason my MAGAt relatives refuse to believe that "libtards" own weapons and know how to use them.

22/8/2025, 2:08:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture K.B. Wagers (@kbwagers.com) reposted

A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.

21/8/2025, 5:22:31 PM | 10089 1172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Check this shit! Earlier today, ICE tried to break into private property in Lynwood, California — no judicial warrant, no authority. Acting like thugs, not federal agents. Spoiler alert: Lynwood does not play. This trio of goons got sent packing.

22/8/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 16210 6397 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

22/8/2025, 2:00:01 AM | 40034 10390 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

This went a little to far and I’m pretty dark… thoughts

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21/8/2025, 2:34:17 AM | 950 176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Or know what to do with one after someone pointed it out.

21/8/2025, 2:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

If it doesn't work out for them in Arkansas, they can always move to Anna, Il. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/r...

21/8/2025, 2:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The ghost of Epsteins past...

20/8/2025, 1:43:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🤣

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18/8/2025, 3:28:15 AM | 11677 3280 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

The official voice of the US government is cruel, gross, and weird. What is that doing to us? www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

18/8/2025, 12:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/17/u...

18/8/2025, 12:12:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

ICE got their unmarked vehicle towed while two masked men pinned a woman face down on the ground. She later needed medical attention.

16/8/2025, 10:44:57 PM | 8378 3320 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.yahoo.com/news/article...

16/8/2025, 3:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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15/8/2025, 7:13:54 PM | 123 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…

15/8/2025, 10:03:40 PM | 13476 3826 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.bbc.com/news/article...

16/8/2025, 1:06:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

The motherfucker is on vacation AGAIN?

16/8/2025, 1:03:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/u...

15/8/2025, 3:36:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right. This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.

14/8/2025, 7:55:42 PM | 11624 4276 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I still say the charge against Dunn is a bunch of baloney.

15/8/2025, 1:59:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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15/8/2025, 5:19:17 AM | 150 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

No spitting, No disrespect #POTUSLIES

14/8/2025, 2:18:13 PM | 197 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t even want to say “I told you so” anymore, a simple “go fck yourself” will do

12/8/2025, 2:48:42 PM | 184 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Well, since most of the Stateside MSM sort of missed covering this... www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/...

12/8/2025, 1:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

He’s going to start liquidating the homeless

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10/8/2025, 3:14:44 PM | 408 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

STFU, RFK Jr, you ridiculous idiot. You don't care about the wellbeing of patients. You care about politics. You are actively undermining doctors' ability to protect their patients from measles and COVID. Your party forces women who have miscarried to bleed out in parking lots over your politics.

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10/8/2025, 4:27:17 PM | 15886 4558 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

She does have the lips for it.

9/8/2025, 2:19:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems Watkins was buffaloed pretty good.

9/8/2025, 2:00:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

It seems that Tim Apple is taking the company in a different direction.

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7/8/2025, 4:16:42 PM | 3435 980 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted

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7/8/2025, 7:21:44 PM | 214 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not that Republicans don't understand the Constitution. They just don't give a fuck.

7/8/2025, 1:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

Me: “ChatGTP, my grandpa just passed away" ChatGTP: “Sorry to hear. May I tell you a joke to lighten the mood? Me: “Sure.” ChatGTP: “Knock-Knock." Me: “Who's there?" ChatGTP: “I dunno, Definitely not your grandpa.”

7/8/2025, 2:05:18 AM | 1083 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonky (@shesbonky.bsky.social) reposted

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

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Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Wildfire smoke alert again?!? Them Canadianers need to rake their forests a lot better.

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Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite things are my boyfriend eating out my sister and omitting commas.

2/8/2025, 6:14:46 PM | 1492 130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Del Wasso (@banksyfella.bsky.social) reposted

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2/8/2025, 11:47:42 AM | 19961 4840 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

thehill.com/opinion/camp...

2/8/2025, 11:40:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted

Motherfucking wind farms…

30/7/2025, 5:02:38 PM | 46844 17626 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

NEW VIDEO: "Top 5 MAGA Prayer Requests" Glory! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw03...

28/7/2025, 4:58:33 PM | 696 212 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this one of the PSAs Paramount agreed to in order to get permission for their merger?

29/7/2025, 2:18:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

29/7/2025, 12:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Can't recommend this movie enough. www.imdb.com/title/tt3496...

27/7/2025, 11:31:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

I really needed that. I haven't smiled this much since I was told Reagan died.

27/7/2025, 2:26:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 (@econaturalist.bsky.social) reposted

I love the Scots.

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Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

The only thing in 2025 we can all agree on is, “cunt” is now a household word

25/7/2025, 5:11:16 PM | 328 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Why hold back? She should say what she really feels.

26/7/2025, 1:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"To protect & serve." www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX7I...

26/7/2025, 1:04:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

CHIRLA just dropped a heat map tracking immigration raids across L.A., and the data is telling. Since June, 471 confirmed operations—focused predominantly on specific neighborhoods, POC, and Latinos. Proof that ICE isn’t targeting individuals, they’re profiling communities — to meet quota.

24/7/2025, 5:54:14 PM | 3150 1646 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

Page One in Scotland.

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Profile picture Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted

blood pooling around his ankles & not able to reach his dick - I love that for him

24/7/2025, 11:53:49 AM | 261 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

24/7/2025, 2:47:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Get paid to take drugs? HELL YEAH!!! God bless America! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

24/7/2025, 2:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Forgot to add "deaf" to my profile. Duh... www.wabi.tv/2025/07/23/d...

24/7/2025, 1:14:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social)

Hail the Dark Prince! First time my wife and I screwed the radio station was playing "Paranoid" in its entirety. Hell of a night. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/a...

22/7/2025, 7:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Still trying to find out what sadists were called before de Sade came along.

21/7/2025, 2:34:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Best way would be to tie their dominant hands together and give each of them a knife. One round.

19/7/2025, 3:06:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mychael Wozniak (@romolampkin.bsky.social) reply parent

Afuckingmen.

19/7/2025, 3:00:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a cover up.

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