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created November 8, 2023

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Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social)

Life is a complicated process of turning low entropy into memes and high entropy.

12/9/2025, 3:20:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicago cops think Richard Kimball killed one of them but for the entire right wing

12/9/2025, 2:28:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tocharian spongebart eatpants (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.

12/9/2025, 2:09:17 AM | 674 95 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but Kahwi's side gig ain't got nothing on what Roberts was able to pull

11/9/2025, 11:07:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Every Democratic president is hated alike; every Republican president is hated in his own way.

10/9/2025, 4:14:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, they got to beat the libs [Athenians] in a war, so I was satisfied and stopped reading. I assume it was harmonious prosperity from there on out.

3/9/2025, 2:23:30 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Speak for yourself--I hunt with grapeshot.

29/8/2025, 7:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. Throw in an exception for guns that need a ramrod.

29/8/2025, 5:53:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, just like a bright line where you need something other than a trigger pull to chamber the next round.

29/8/2025, 5:52:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Bolt, break-open, and single action only!

29/8/2025, 4:56:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Went to the state capitol and thought, "I sure hope I won't have to say that I can remember how the flowers smelled at the beginning of our years of lead"

29/8/2025, 4:50:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/DwGKDF9Y1r4?...

15/8/2025, 2:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture You Might Know Jack (@lessweirdjack.bsky.social) reposted

Coming more around to a theory I’ve had for a while that the rural, broadly, need to Search Their Feelings in that they know, down deep, that it sucks. Why can’t urban people criticize rural people? Bc it’s interpreted as punching down. Why is it punching down, exactly? We know why. They know why.

13/8/2025, 2:48:07 PM | 31 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's just the conservative view of racism, which consists mostly of slurs by a good-hearted powerless guy and can be solved completely on the individual level.

10/8/2025, 2:16:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

And that jackass is from For[r]est Lake, Minnesota.

8/8/2025, 2:36:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Jackass is from Minnesota. Sure, For[r]est Lake, but still Minnesota.

8/8/2025, 2:34:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

That wouldn't be too bad. They'd get to win a ring in 4 years and go to the playoffs about half the time.

3/8/2025, 4:49:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Like it's not an industry super susceptible to consolidation. It's labor intensive with a million independent contractors and financed through the market. Not a ton of barriers to entry!

1/8/2025, 3:33:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

And they'll cry like they did with Bork while pretending the Saturday night massacre (and all of his published writing) didn't happen, and hopefully Dem electeds finally won't care

30/7/2025, 2:27:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Poastocracy

30/7/2025, 2:24:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been clear it should be a state function for a long time

26/7/2025, 10:05:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Far side comic where guy finds little orchestra in his car radio
25/7/2025, 2:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love it for the same reason it'd never happen--a president Vance would get eaten alive. No amount of propaganda can make people like someone like him.

24/7/2025, 9:56:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, could be a SW take on Phantom Doctrine

24/7/2025, 6:00:48 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

They would have needed to make huge leaps in metallurgy, precision tooling, and a bunch of other things to be able to create machines capable of handling the pressures involved in the most basic steam engines.

21/7/2025, 5:46:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Walker (@jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social) reposted

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

21/5/2025, 1:07:03 AM | 14307 3895 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Landlords have caused the student loan crisis and skyrocketed medical costs!

19/7/2025, 12:43:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

He got to the DMV just after the guy who got JFK-1487

10/7/2025, 7:35:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Fairly ironic that this court has championed the judge-as-historian model

3/7/2025, 12:37:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they had the house for 6/8 of those years.

2/7/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think the minority party can hold hearings or subpoena people

2/7/2025, 8:35:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah they should do more, but calling for federal charges with a Republican DoJ isn't really useful.

2/7/2025, 8:29:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he'd be calling on Pam Bondi to bring charges. It'd be the emptiest of gestures.

2/7/2025, 8:15:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

New version of a shotgun wedding just dropped

1/7/2025, 1:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Please leave me and my 3 bookmarks alone

30/6/2025, 4:33:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

I watch the whole thing from the band warming up. Makes me want to run through a brick wall to punch a Nazi

27/6/2025, 8:18:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, throughout the game we show you that society has mastered directed thrust, but here's one of the most advanced factions with a bunch of F16s.

25/6/2025, 6:46:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Video games and unleaded gas

24/6/2025, 2:52:46 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't that just Twitter?

14/6/2025, 2:40:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

One could argue that a lot of the ugly shit that's come since the 80s has been downstream of the **absolutely necessary** dismantling of the racial shit tying the new deal coalition together.

25/5/2025, 11:13:46 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol the conference committee for this one would be an absolute shitshow

22/5/2025, 8:36:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

If it makes you feel any better, I believe my own similar Bad Brain tendencies are what has helped save me from dogmatism. Can't be the inflexible crusader for justice if you're not always sure you're a good person.

21/5/2025, 5:03:50 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Dark urge: Col. Kurtz

20/5/2025, 8:29:39 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

He was already one of the best and the brightest in the LBJ admin

20/5/2025, 8:23:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course it's Intuit. Wouldn't be surprised if they were paying boomers to go to planning meetings at this point.

20/5/2025, 2:52:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

And after that, Fairbanks, Alaska

17/5/2025, 4:25:21 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Socialism would be so much easier/more fun if you didn't have to appeal to normal people.

13/5/2025, 4:34:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

They also never seem to be able to identify who would have done better with a more open primary.

13/5/2025, 4:29:23 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

There's never an answer to that second question, though often it's a silent "2016 Bernie"

13/5/2025, 4:27:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Reactionary mass appeal always has a seething rendition of "friends in low places" playing in its heart, so they love the gauche because they identify themselves in opposition to people who use the term "gauche"

13/5/2025, 4:26:10 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect mix of your favorite professor and lib Cincinnatus

9/5/2025, 9:49:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly the [normative] best character in sci fi!

9/5/2025, 9:44:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Endless sea of these guys

Rebel fighters about to get stomped by Vader in Star Wars a New Hope
8/5/2025, 7:12:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Eagerly awaiting Star Wars XCOM

8/5/2025, 2:30:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

With leftists like these...

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4/5/2025, 1:32:18 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

It's anti-sexy murder poet art. Conservative in a sense that includes many/most definitions of "liberal"

2/5/2025, 12:10:07 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Any idea why our CBs rank so low? Could it be because they range out more, or are they actually bad?

1/5/2025, 12:05:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Ursula from the Little Mermaid with her eels
30/4/2025, 4:36:20 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, when you're taking over Europe, ending the world's biggest republic, and killing a meaningful percentage of the Gauls, it really matters *how.*

29/4/2025, 8:07:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

A group of sexy friends take acid in a taxi to the western front

26/4/2025, 3:29:38 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

That plus it being the first post 9/11 presidential election, and he still almost lost to Sam Eagle.

24/4/2025, 3:21:56 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an even dumber version of how Bush II's slide stopped for a couple of months enough to get him reelected and then resumed dropping the rest of the way

George W Bush's approval rating
24/4/2025, 3:17:43 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

He wrote the 4th circuit opinion that was affirmed in Hamdi v. Rumsfeld. I think he needs to show a different kind of introspection right now.

24/4/2025, 3:12:19 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude was just making some saving throws

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23/4/2025, 5:09:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes life is overwhelming and you need a nap and for your no-nonsense space Nazi gf to take over for a bit

23/4/2025, 5:05:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/4/2025, 4:58:02 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol General Veers vs Admiral Ozzel in a tense standoff over military policy a la WWII Japan

9/4/2025, 6:40:28 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Pearkes (@peark.es) reposted

Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate and I expect each and every one of you to celebrate.

Meme showing the Confederate flag (
9/4/2025, 1:01:44 PM | 2694 624 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ae (@aelkus.bsky.social) reposted

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

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4/4/2025, 4:44:43 PM | 4746 933 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Lined with lead!

3/4/2025, 9:34:53 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

That doesn't preclude a Roman republic/post-Alexander Greece style system of "allied" planets that are at various levels of integration into the central state

26/3/2025, 10:09:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

This is returning Charles I's head to his shoulders

25/3/2025, 1:24:25 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Many such cases

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22/3/2025, 6:44:05 PM | 159 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world if liberals run rampant (derogatory)

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12/3/2025, 2:28:09 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

"If you impose these tariffs an industrialized country will be brought to its knees"

11/3/2025, 5:37:00 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Who themselves are wiped out by a king who could only be stopped by his jilted ex boyfriend

10/3/2025, 8:42:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't go. The drones need you.

9/3/2025, 5:46:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Presumably a decently run socialist economy would require quite a bit of cold, impersonal, universal rules too though.

26/2/2025, 6:51:05 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/2/2025, 8:21:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

If it's "less" then it should be "has" because you are talking about "years" in the sense of a flow/block of time, not individual years. If it's "fewer" then it's "have."

21/2/2025, 9:14:01 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/2/2025, 12:34:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

He's also effectively right in that even if this were more of a real problem, it'd be impossible to stop.

17/2/2025, 8:26:47 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/2/2025, 8:31:15 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Which makes all of this downstream of the American system completely breaking with ideologically coherent and disciplined parties. Too many veto points that, if used as they have been for decades, allow the toxins to build up.

15/2/2025, 8:19:31 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

*reading history book* All we need to do is disenfranchise the most reactionary states for a couple of decades and maybe in a century we'll see some real progress!

12/2/2025, 3:02:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

"how ya doing?" "Oh, you know..." "Oh geez, that bad?"

12/2/2025, 2:58:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm looking for the metrics that look clearly worse than they were pre pandemic

12/2/2025, 12:47:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't help that some people's definition of capitalism is so broad that it includes just the concept of scarce resources. I too hate having to work to be comfortable, but that's not just capitalism.

12/2/2025, 4:48:01 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't the gays been through enough?

7/2/2025, 10:34:25 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

"The American Constitution. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

28/1/2025, 11:04:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

Remembering tales from Vichy:

 Fr Dimitrii was interrogated for four hours. He made no attempt to exculpate himself. Later, at Lourmel, Hofmann was to describe how he was offered his freedom on the condition that he helped no more Jews. Fr Dimitrii had raised his pectoral cross, shown the figure on it and asked, 'But do you know this Jew?' He was answered with a blow to the face.
23/1/2025, 3:15:07 PM | 186 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

An all-lawyer metal band

23/1/2025, 3:51:23 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) reposted

This is gonna sound… idk, I’m just gonna say it A way I find helpful to have courage is to enjoy danger as much as you can If you think the current political situation is dangerous, which, like, it is? Instead of dooming, act like you’re… idk, skydiving. Doing MMA w/minimal armor. Idk.

19/1/2025, 5:29:22 PM | 59 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

And for basically nothing! That is less than 0.1% of the budget.

18/1/2025, 8:38:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark from Peep Show
18/1/2025, 5:36:15 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is more of a "the American system cannot handle fully ideologically polarized parties" problem.

15/1/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is arguing that he is left wing. He is nonetheless the most progressive president in generations.

14/1/2025, 1:32:46 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent

Clinton signed the worst thing to happen to the welfare state since the new deal, and Biden oversaw its biggest expansion since the great society. Not to mention every social issue imaginable, crime, environmental regulations, antitrust, etc etc etc.

14/1/2025, 1:24:30 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senior PowerPoint Engineer (@ryxcommar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

we had a good economy and so many people hated it, and i will die mad about it.

13/1/2025, 9:48:40 PM | 329 20 | View on Bluesky | view