Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social)
Life is a complicated process of turning low entropy into memes and high entropy.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social)
Life is a complicated process of turning low entropy into memes and high entropy.
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Chicago cops think Richard Kimball killed one of them but for the entire right wing
tocharian spongebart eatpants (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but Kahwi's side gig ain't got nothing on what Roberts was able to pull
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Every Democratic president is hated alike; every Republican president is hated in his own way.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, they got to beat the libs [Athenians] in a war, so I was satisfied and stopped reading. I assume it was harmonious prosperity from there on out.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak for yourself--I hunt with grapeshot.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair. Throw in an exception for guns that need a ramrod.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, just like a bright line where you need something other than a trigger pull to chamber the next round.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Bolt, break-open, and single action only!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Went to the state capitol and thought, "I sure hope I won't have to say that I can remember how the flowers smelled at the beginning of our years of lead"
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youtu.be/DwGKDF9Y1r4?...
You Might Know Jack (@lessweirdjack.bsky.social) reposted
Coming more around to a theory I’ve had for a while that the rural, broadly, need to Search Their Feelings in that they know, down deep, that it sucks. Why can’t urban people criticize rural people? Bc it’s interpreted as punching down. Why is it punching down, exactly? We know why. They know why.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's just the conservative view of racism, which consists mostly of slurs by a good-hearted powerless guy and can be solved completely on the individual level.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
And that jackass is from For[r]est Lake, Minnesota.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Jackass is from Minnesota. Sure, For[r]est Lake, but still Minnesota.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
That wouldn't be too bad. They'd get to win a ring in 4 years and go to the playoffs about half the time.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Like it's not an industry super susceptible to consolidation. It's labor intensive with a million independent contractors and financed through the market. Not a ton of barriers to entry!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
And they'll cry like they did with Bork while pretending the Saturday night massacre (and all of his published writing) didn't happen, and hopefully Dem electeds finally won't care
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Poastocracy
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been clear it should be a state function for a long time
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Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love it for the same reason it'd never happen--a president Vance would get eaten alive. No amount of propaganda can make people like someone like him.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, could be a SW take on Phantom Doctrine
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
They would have needed to make huge leaps in metallurgy, precision tooling, and a bunch of other things to be able to create machines capable of handling the pressures involved in the most basic steam engines.
Jon Walker (@jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social) reposted
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Landlords have caused the student loan crisis and skyrocketed medical costs!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
He got to the DMV just after the guy who got JFK-1487
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Fairly ironic that this court has championed the judge-as-historian model
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they had the house for 6/8 of those years.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think the minority party can hold hearings or subpoena people
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah they should do more, but calling for federal charges with a Republican DoJ isn't really useful.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he'd be calling on Pam Bondi to bring charges. It'd be the emptiest of gestures.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
New version of a shotgun wedding just dropped
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Please leave me and my 3 bookmarks alone
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
I watch the whole thing from the band warming up. Makes me want to run through a brick wall to punch a Nazi
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol, throughout the game we show you that society has mastered directed thrust, but here's one of the most advanced factions with a bunch of F16s.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Video games and unleaded gas
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't that just Twitter?
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
One could argue that a lot of the ugly shit that's come since the 80s has been downstream of the **absolutely necessary** dismantling of the racial shit tying the new deal coalition together.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol the conference committee for this one would be an absolute shitshow
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
If it makes you feel any better, I believe my own similar Bad Brain tendencies are what has helped save me from dogmatism. Can't be the inflexible crusader for justice if you're not always sure you're a good person.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Dark urge: Col. Kurtz
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
He was already one of the best and the brightest in the LBJ admin
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course it's Intuit. Wouldn't be surprised if they were paying boomers to go to planning meetings at this point.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
And after that, Fairbanks, Alaska
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Socialism would be so much easier/more fun if you didn't have to appeal to normal people.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
They also never seem to be able to identify who would have done better with a more open primary.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
There's never an answer to that second question, though often it's a silent "2016 Bernie"
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Reactionary mass appeal always has a seething rendition of "friends in low places" playing in its heart, so they love the gauche because they identify themselves in opposition to people who use the term "gauche"
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect mix of your favorite professor and lib Cincinnatus
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly the [normative] best character in sci fi!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Eagerly awaiting Star Wars XCOM
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
It's anti-sexy murder poet art. Conservative in a sense that includes many/most definitions of "liberal"
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Any idea why our CBs rank so low? Could it be because they range out more, or are they actually bad?
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Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, when you're taking over Europe, ending the world's biggest republic, and killing a meaningful percentage of the Gauls, it really matters *how.*
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
A group of sexy friends take acid in a taxi to the western front
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
That plus it being the first post 9/11 presidential election, and he still almost lost to Sam Eagle.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an even dumber version of how Bush II's slide stopped for a couple of months enough to get him reelected and then resumed dropping the rest of the way
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
He wrote the 4th circuit opinion that was affirmed in Hamdi v. Rumsfeld. I think he needs to show a different kind of introspection right now.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes life is overwhelming and you need a nap and for your no-nonsense space Nazi gf to take over for a bit
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol General Veers vs Admiral Ozzel in a tense standoff over military policy a la WWII Japan
George Pearkes (@peark.es) reposted
Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate and I expect each and every one of you to celebrate.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Lined with lead!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
That doesn't preclude a Roman republic/post-Alexander Greece style system of "allied" planets that are at various levels of integration into the central state
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
This is returning Charles I's head to his shoulders
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
The world if liberals run rampant (derogatory)
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
"If you impose these tariffs an industrialized country will be brought to its knees"
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Who themselves are wiped out by a king who could only be stopped by his jilted ex boyfriend
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't go. The drones need you.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably a decently run socialist economy would require quite a bit of cold, impersonal, universal rules too though.
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Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's "less" then it should be "has" because you are talking about "years" in the sense of a flow/block of time, not individual years. If it's "fewer" then it's "have."
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Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also effectively right in that even if this were more of a real problem, it'd be impossible to stop.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Which makes all of this downstream of the American system completely breaking with ideologically coherent and disciplined parties. Too many veto points that, if used as they have been for decades, allow the toxins to build up.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
*reading history book* All we need to do is disenfranchise the most reactionary states for a couple of decades and maybe in a century we'll see some real progress!
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
"how ya doing?" "Oh, you know..." "Oh geez, that bad?"
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm looking for the metrics that look clearly worse than they were pre pandemic
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
It doesn't help that some people's definition of capitalism is so broad that it includes just the concept of scarce resources. I too hate having to work to be comfortable, but that's not just capitalism.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't the gays been through enough?
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
"The American Constitution. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
An all-lawyer metal band
ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) reposted
This is gonna sound… idk, I’m just gonna say it A way I find helpful to have courage is to enjoy danger as much as you can If you think the current political situation is dangerous, which, like, it is? Instead of dooming, act like you’re… idk, skydiving. Doing MMA w/minimal armor. Idk.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
And for basically nothing! That is less than 0.1% of the budget.
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Which is more of a "the American system cannot handle fully ideologically polarized parties" problem.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
No one is arguing that he is left wing. He is nonetheless the most progressive president in generations.
Root Beer Baron (@rootbeerbaron.bsky.social) reply parent
Clinton signed the worst thing to happen to the welfare state since the new deal, and Biden oversaw its biggest expansion since the great society. Not to mention every social issue imaginable, crime, environmental regulations, antitrust, etc etc etc.
Senior PowerPoint Engineer (@ryxcommar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
we had a good economy and so many people hated it, and i will die mad about it.