That is a euphemism for his right hand.
That is a euphemism for his right hand.
Except for possibly too many fast food hamberders.
Yet prayer is their only action when mass casualty gun violence happens. So, conservatives just don’t give enough of a shit, is what he is really saying.
This chucklefuck was at the top of his class only in his wildest, drug induced dreams.
So, socialism then?
I dunno. Not supporting the side that is opposing an authoritarian fascist regime because of leftist ideological purity reasons seems kinda short sighted.
Glad to see NYers are not a fan of this shameless bootlicker.
The older he gets the more he converts to his true reptilian form.
Love this for Elise.
True artists don’t have a choice. They have to create to live.
“Short fingered vulgarian” is still my favorite description of him.
Change policies to: shooting puppies in the head; visiting Epstein Island and lying about it; serial adultery; throwing people you don’t like in jail because it’s Tuesday.
A person can get brain damage writing that way.
They like it in the store but hate it out of the box.
God dam it! They got kids doing wheelies! For the love of God, man! Wheelies!!!!
When he has to leave his office does he run through the streets screaming and throwing money at strangers/perceived muggers in an effort to have them spare his life? Because that might be fun to see.
This is the real reason Trump is installing the military in US cities across the country.
Literally, WTF is he talking about?
The world has a lot of problems, but Alan Dershowitz not getting his pierogis ain’t one of them.
At least Mike Lindell used to have a successful pillow business.
Of course it would. Trump was (and frankly remains) a threat to national security.
However, attendance at tattoo appreciation conventions is strongly encouraged.
Obama has immunity, though - remember?
The FBI has already interviewed her many, many times. They know exactly what she knows, and have known it for years. Whatever is made public out of this “interview” will be a lie to further a political end.
Stay ignorant, it suits you better.
And something tells me you live in your parents’ basement by how weakly you grasp fundamental reality.
Not to mention that you are too uneducated to get the Archipelago reference, or to understand how it applies here. You’re just another intentionally dim nitwit supporting a totalitarian government that you don’t really comprehend. And that is on you.
And now you are just vomiting words. Tariffs are government control of the economy, you ninny. Billionaires obviously don’t need welfare, that’s so what. Go defecate words somewhere else.
Instead we have government control of the economy, welfare for the billionaires, the Everglades Archipelago, and hundreds of innocent disappeared people. You are clueless.
Great. Now, check out Norway and Sweden for a reality check, rather than letting decades of right wing propaganda run your brain for you.
You’re under communist control.
Go back to 1995.
Thoughts and prayers
They are trying so hard to understand. Hmm . . . Is it possible that Trump is compromised in “some way?” A real head-scratcher! Of course, there is years of courtroom evidence and jury findings that are extremely detailed on this exact point, should any of them ever care to look.
Imagine insisting on calling yourself Andreesson to underscore your Nordicness.
Turns out he “knew” too many guys, in the biblical sense.
Minnesota was insisting on a literacy requirement, which is very unfair and DEI of them, and discriminated against many REAL Americans who love this country even though they can’t spell it!!!! MAGA!!!!
The most LBH ambassador ever.
It’s not a blunder it’s intentional. The imbecile in chief always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. That is our only foreign policy nowadays - his need to “react” in real time based on his (idiotic) sense of how to play any given situation as it is happening.
Not shocking at all, she’s awesome and he’s awful.
I’m sure this money will do more good in a billionaire’s pocket. The government should get out of the live saving business and leave it up to private enterprise. Much more efficient!!!
To translate, Fox News is saying that if employers are allowed to choose Americans or non-Americans for a job, the Americans will never find work again.
Does he know who else took the fifth? Over two hundred times?
“Tariff and reciprocity free trade policies” LOL let’s just say words now.
The notion of Comey as a radical is pretty entertaining, considering he was a career republican who personally torpedoed Hillary’s presidential bid. Trump should really be kissing his ass, but Trump only cares about Trump.
Now, about that Epstein list.
“Biden cover up.” How trite.
What exactly is 100 percent American participation? How do you measure it? 100 percent of which Americans? Does the ability to do the job at issue factor into this at all? Sounds like a great plan.
Only way they win is to cheat.
He does that socialism, kids. Hide your pets.
Ted’s annoyed that he has to answer questions that aren’t softballs thrown underhand. Poor baby. Such a lack of deference from your henchman.
Of course it is. Expect nothing different from the longest running, most successful (in terms of number of victims) scam in the history of our country.
Total lies.
There are a lot of hotels in NY, LA and Chicago.
At least he wasn’t found with a counterfeit 20 dollar bill, because there are serious consequences for that.
Evangelical churches teach a certain brand of fundamentalist Christianity in which tolerance of the other is a deadly sin.
Pissed off about the lame attendance at his dictator parade and lashing out at those he blames for it. That’s what passes for leadership in our country right now.
Mind you, this woman shot her puppy in the head because it peed on the floor. And that gave Trump a woody, so he appointed her to head Homeland Security. These people are sick.
Well, that was worth killing 17,000 children, I guess.
Battle of the Ginormous Assholes
The truth is, we all died in 2020 and each one of us is a clone/replicant. Makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
I heard 10 billion trillion.
Let’s get high and defund US AID! It’s OK to do it if you’re wasted!
Henceforth, RFK Jr.’s Journal of They Are All Out to Get Me will be the authoritative source of all American science. Footnoted sources are forbidden.
The Stupid. It burns.
Now, we are truly great.
It’s about shooting puppies, deporting legal immigrants who happen to be brown to the Sudan, and importing white nationalist leftovers from the Boer War.
I remember when Republicans claimed to support individual liberty and free speech. Now, it’s “unless you look like me, act like me and agree with me, I hate you.”
He needs a few white power and Aryan Nation tats, tho.
They could have told me he was already dead. They basically did.
Parking garage lawyering at its finest.
This guy is as Catholic as velveeta cheese spray.
Turns out, Biden is old. But no worries, they are on the case!!
Sorry, but Jack Tapper has always been a craven asshole.
Why do christian conservatives like to say jizz?
It’s Ok to be Gay Every Day in Sauday.
Oh no! Laura Loomer doesn’t like the Pope! What are we going to do now?!?
They have the only qualification that matters - their nose is so far up his ass that you can’t tell a fart from a sneeze.
Thank a MAGA for this. They all deserve our deep and profound gratitude.
This is what happens when Putin issues vague instructions like “destroy the United States.” And the ones who have to figure out how to do it are, fortunately or otherwise, complete morons.
Maybe he can lead the Resistance.
SS-Obergruppenfuhrer und General der Waffen SS Barbie.
Are they replacing it with the serial killer’s hall of fame?
The death of our economy will save us trillions of dollars. Or, possibly, erase trillions of dollars. What’s the difference, really.
I thought he outlawed the use of disparate impact to prove discrimination, didn’t he? 🤷🏻
This sonufabitch has a ton of ideas, all of them bad. He will kill a lot of Americans before he is done.
Does this work for everything you fail at? Like, if you get straight Fs in high school does that just mean you can blame all of your teachers for being biased? Because, you know, it’s obviously their fault.
Looking forward to the ritual sacrifice of virgins portion of the agenda.
It’s worse than that. 5 out of 4 Americans would be dead but for a Trump.
“They called themselves men of action, but could they apply the correct shade of eyeliner to match their skin tone? No. No, they could not. Shame on them!”
Isn’t everyone, though?
All of those jobs are currently automated. He is really talking about a permanently underemployed underclass, who have no choice but to do as they’re told.
Remember how the republicans used to whine about Joe Biden embarrassing us?
“Vladimir, stop!” is something Putin’s girlfriends say. He ignores them, too.
Not too gay, really. It’s not.
He’s a piece of shit. Always has been.
Fierce and patriotic fighter for freedom, we have here.
But But But I thought MAGAs were patriots. How could they have done ANYTHING THIS BAD to weaken our great country?! They say they love America!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MS-13 plus MAGA for an unbeatable combo. The best. WCGW?
It’s not that he’s an ignorant fool. It’s that he has not been brainwashed by the radical left lunatic medical establishment to accept “findings” and “clinical studies” and “learning,” all euphemisms for communist indoctrination!