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created November 16, 2024

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I would enjoy going to some Golden Gopher games.

1/9/2025, 4:17:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"EVIRHT" is now my new workout mantra!!

31/8/2025, 10:00:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, great practice run. I will never be overconfident about these rumors, much less confident at all. I'm actually semi-glad today, b/c I want to see him hit the deck on live TV.

30/8/2025, 1:40:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been hearing this since 2016. Wake me up when he actually falls and hits the ground. Yawn.

30/8/2025, 3:23:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder who Kat Abu will protest against this time. Probably Schumer.

29/8/2025, 9:19:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Typical Jesus Freak think.

29/8/2025, 5:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I remember that overwhelming Iowa Dem victory forecast before the last presidential election. I'll believe this one after it happens, and not one second before.

29/8/2025, 5:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an avid sports fan, I'm used being in the minority, politics-wise. But for them to bring such a rabid bigot on their show...I have no words. The hosts do read Chat, so I let them know about my unsubscribing before I left. I hope others did too. Hook 'Em. 2/2

29/8/2025, 5:27:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To my Longhorn followers: I was watching one of our morning football YouTube talk shows ("On Texas Football"), getting fired up for Ohio State tomorrow. All was fine, until... "We are so honored to bring on our next guest, Governor Greg Abbott!!" FFS! I unsubscribed and bailed right then. 1/2

29/8/2025, 5:22:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ridiculous how they co-opted and tarnished "woke" just like they did with "patriotism", "freedom", "liberty", and Old Glory.

29/8/2025, 2:21:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mrs. Bomb Iran

28/8/2025, 10:37:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honey Boo Boo's next.

28/8/2025, 7:01:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, I wish I could audit this awesome course! From afar.

28/8/2025, 6:09:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody that believes that prayer works is stupid af.

28/8/2025, 6:08:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I don't know if I'd call it a "weapon", but... 🀣 (I guess it would hurt if she threw it at me, though, hehe.)

28/8/2025, 6:06:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They love 5.56 & 7.62 but hate NATO.

28/8/2025, 6:04:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep Task Manager running and check the Performance numbers around those times. πŸ™‚

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28/8/2025, 6:01:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what his ulterior motive is. Something nefarious.

26/8/2025, 8:32:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, okay, whew! I heard it was a lot worse. Thank you, People Magazine, great stalwart of political reporting.

26/8/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I made fish 'n chips!

25/8/2025, 4:48:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny that this will bring in a higher rate of young people from MS, since they know how to use VPNs. 😜

22/8/2025, 8:07:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Florida is already gerried af, b/c they're going after it next.

21/8/2025, 8:34:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transmit the ol' loop of black paper to make sure they have plenty of ink cartridges in the storeroom!

19/8/2025, 4:10:55 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now we need to work on Florida.

17/8/2025, 2:24:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think many people liked Patton or Montgomery either.

15/8/2025, 1:21:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think "in the eyes of the world" is pushing it a little.

15/8/2025, 1:17:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to know what the TX/FL vs. CA/NY/IL net gain might be. One good thing for the good guys is that those blue states haven't already been gerried to all hell.

15/8/2025, 1:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHOOOOOOSH!

15/8/2025, 4:41:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...after rushing home plate to pummel the ump.

14/8/2025, 2:04:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that's even true, it shows what an idiot he is. It doesn't take a statistician from the University of Chicago to know why this is a terrible decision.

14/8/2025, 1:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I must admit that I do too, leaning towards the "B-Theory" of time, hehe. But none of them even know what that means, so...

14/8/2025, 1:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aggy could use some motivational speakers.

12/8/2025, 4:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joffrey Baratheon 2.0

12/8/2025, 4:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've been saying this for ten years. I hope you're right.

12/8/2025, 4:27:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like Stalin taking Trotsky out in Mexico b/c of what he was writing.

11/8/2025, 2:02:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have multiple "favorites", and some of those I won't watch again. Films like "Boys Don't Cry" are so damn intense and horrific that I can't bear to sit through them a second time.

10/8/2025, 6:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True, but I'm pretty sure tRump is going to run again. By then he'll have rigged the system to all hell.

10/8/2025, 4:37:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send him to the Alabama State Fair for a day as "punishment" for this.

9/8/2025, 9:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dogs concur.

9/8/2025, 9:13:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't "steal" an election that's made legal by a corrupt Supreme Court.

9/8/2025, 9:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't surprise me at all if the Bryan "prison" was staffed by aggy cadets.

9/8/2025, 9:05:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally not shocked that these MAGA idiots are also Jesus Freaks.

9/8/2025, 9:03:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When trailer trash sublets your place for a few months...

9/8/2025, 3:47:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, she's one of our Texas gems!!

9/8/2025, 4:10:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mary Karr's "The Liar's Club".

7/8/2025, 5:35:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus, the average personal dignity level in Aggieland jumped 2% upon her arrival.

7/8/2025, 1:01:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could use a "Night of the Long Knives" first, letting them thin their own herds and saving us some work.

6/8/2025, 8:46:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know if we'd be able to convict, even if we took every Senate seat back from the Rs that's up for a vote next year.

4/8/2025, 11:01:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like hearing good news coming from my home town.

4/8/2025, 10:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just a manufactured smoke screen for when the "inmates" take her out.

4/8/2025, 7:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making UT Austin proud. Thanks, fellow Longhorn!

2/8/2025, 7:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. Most of them are too chickenshit to do that, though. Drives me nuts.

1/8/2025, 4:25:30 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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> ... make the furor die ... hmmm

28/7/2025, 3:23:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he ever served as a super and prin at public school districts, he's very well-educated and adept at using computers and various software programs. I'm (stupidly, probably) going to give him the benefit of the doubt for now. Hilarious prank if that's what happened!!

27/7/2025, 10:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's insulting to the apostle Paul.

27/7/2025, 10:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh, I'm getting Mistie-eyed thinking about this move!

26/7/2025, 6:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid me, assuming that the "files" were just paper pages in manilla folders, stored in file boxes somewhere. Good to know that there are digital files involved!

26/7/2025, 6:37:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throwing "anti-Semitic" smoke bombs is all they have left.

26/7/2025, 4:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much spaghetti code.

26/7/2025, 2:49:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably b/c it could be a LOT worse for him if he doesn't grant it.

26/7/2025, 2:43:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have fun, all y'all Palestinian-Americans who protested and voted against Harris. Stupid mofos.

25/7/2025, 2:34:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. White Teeth sure seems happy.

24/7/2025, 3:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the drug companies are going to be paying *us* for their drugs. A lot. Great!!

23/7/2025, 5:50:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Low energy!

22/7/2025, 9:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like that short story, "The Final Leaf" ("Last Leaf" maybe?).

22/7/2025, 6:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least we got to see Jordan Peterson eaten alive by atheists, but it's bad indeed.

22/7/2025, 2:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And of course, he didn't mean *poor* constituents.

22/7/2025, 3:00:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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City Park on Lake Austin?

22/7/2025, 2:55:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Brian! I've been living in Mexico for five years and have yet to drink their cane sugar Cokes. I have a Zero from time to time, and enjoy sugar-free Tang powder in soda water. But plain water (not from the tap down here!) is my main gig.

20/7/2025, 4:35:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boom (goes) Antwerp

16/7/2025, 5:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope she's on "Suicide" Watch 24/7.

15/7/2025, 12:43:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm living in Mexico rn and so glad that I can go see a WC match in Guadalajara.

14/7/2025, 9:07:10 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Criminal organization criticizes criminal organization.

14/7/2025, 9:02:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is a curve AND an arc (and a parabola). πŸ™‚

14/7/2025, 1:58:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seminole Sing Sing

14/7/2025, 12:57:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There were quite a lot of "filles", hehe.

13/7/2025, 6:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm feeling a bit embarrassed right now that I know that there is no Annette "Havens" and that it is not her in the image. 🀣

13/7/2025, 6:34:32 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, all of them are scared in one way or another. And it makes sense that so many of them are also Jesus Freaks.

13/7/2025, 4:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brandon need better support in the final third.

13/7/2025, 4:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to unchain a few Latino "Django"s.

12/7/2025, 10:16:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Criminal organizations fearing other criminal organizations is glorious to behold.

10/7/2025, 5:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God-soaked freak.

7/7/2025, 1:09:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes sense why so many of them are Jesus Freaks as well.

6/7/2025, 2:36:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God-soaked freak.

5/7/2025, 11:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for that inside info, Cap'n O.

5/7/2025, 11:02:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sequoia needs to be kicked tf off Sand Hill Road.

5/7/2025, 5:16:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Antisemite!!1!" in 3..2..1..

29/6/2025, 8:58:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kat protested against Harris, so I quit listening to a single word out of her mouth.

29/6/2025, 8:57:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be a long 7.5 years.

29/6/2025, 4:10:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for some more bombing runs!!

28/6/2025, 9:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chub level: Very High.

27/6/2025, 3:37:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, Bluesky doesn't let me see the comment you're replying to (which is just stupid), so I can't follow up.

26/6/2025, 9:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but the Electoral College, SCOTUS, and Fox News will ensure a third Trump Inauguration in 2029.

26/6/2025, 7:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There have been plenty of duds as well.

26/6/2025, 1:51:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Completely cleansed. Thank you Joyce!!

24/6/2025, 4:02:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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> It’s not much consolation that he may also have endangered himself. Every cloud has a silver lining.

23/6/2025, 2:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still want to hear how bombs that penetrate "up to 60m" destroyed facilities at 80m below ground.

22/6/2025, 10:20:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also: "You may enslave them".

22/6/2025, 2:09:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's see what she can do with her husband before we sic her on RFK Jr.

20/6/2025, 2:40:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally not shocked that he's a god-soaked xian.

19/6/2025, 2:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view