Hal 9000
@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social
Insults are like psychological weapons, and weapons comfort the vulnerable and insecure. Those who carry weapons fear others with weapons, and the weapons they carry they themselves fear being wounded by. The larger the arsenal, the greater the insecurity
created November 17, 2024
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Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
A 11 year old was shot in the back in Houston after a ding dong ditch, and what's even more horrific is that I've encountered many people who honestly believe it was justified. This is where we are as a country, shooting 10-year-old kids like Kristin Noem shoots dogs🤦
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Pop your glasses. Shake your asses. Mango Mussolini might just croak before the masses😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiring a layman to be the secretary of health is like hiring an illiterate to teach reading to children 😄
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Mayo clinic: Vaccines don't cause autism RFK jr: I'm going to look for a cause Science: ""Cherry Picking" is the presentation of favorable evidence with the concealment of unfavorable evidence". Thats not Science, its confirmation bias😄 www.mayoclinichealthsystem.org/hometown-hea...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Who I think of when people talk about AI girlfriends😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
New business idea: American flag shaped Incense for burning😄 www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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🤓And I quote...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't imagine getting a letter from the white house formally requesting the puckering of my lips for the POTUS's presidential posterior😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, he paused to effectively demonstrate his lack of self awareness 😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
I can't stop laughing thinking that this is what Hank from #KingOfTheHill sounds like when he climaxes🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Land of the Shake Down home of the Gestapo😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
In jail, you can always tell when someones knows they're getting out. You can tell when someones facing a long bid. You can always tell if they're hiding an ace. Its written on their face. Even the white collar prisoners with her are disgusted and rightly snitching🤔 #EpsteinFiles #Trump #ghislaine
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Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
At least we agree on something🤣💀
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Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
She must have friends in high place if she's a sex offender in "country club" Fed. Looks like her punishment is a tax payer funded extended spa treatment🤦
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
I wonder if this sets a legal precedent for sex offenders to request their time be spent in the country club prison for the privileged?🤔 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Policing Gen Z for nothing more than their natural facial expression, ie "the Gen Z stare", is a perfect example of our obsession with control. This is why consumers are so easily seduced by AI in the workplace. We are a country still addicted to the allure of slavery, where expression is not free
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
"New Executive Order Calls for Arresting and Institutionalizing Unhoused People"🤦 Source: National Health Care for the Homeless Council nhchc.org/new-executiv... #TheGrump #SesameStreet #PBS
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesss, crumble and fall...🤣
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe its like Schrodinger's letter exists in quantum state for the sake of bullshit😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Botox is the reason these people have such a difficulty with empathy 😂 "Botox impairs ability to understand emotions of others" today.usc.edu/botox-impair...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
His skeletons won't rest till everyone knows 😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
The shadows of your nefarious deeds will not rest till you are behind bars
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonkers? Nah, bonkers was funny. This is asinanigans. We had to combine asinine and shenanigans to come up with a completely new word for hot basura🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
What In the Christopher Columbus' cockamamie colonialist chaotic caucasity🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Karma will not be denied😂
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Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
That list has come alive and wants everyone on it to be brought to the light 😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Karma works in mysterious ways😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
The Epstein list is like Freddy Krueger at this point😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
The Epstein files have become sentient and demand to be free😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
This list is going to chase him down like Jason Vorhees after a Red Bull😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
The Epstein List is following Trump around like Michael Myers chasing campers😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
If Donald Trump was going to spend this much time gaslighting, then maybe he should have been the CEO for Duke Energy instead of the bane of our existence 😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
These people pray on live television solely for the purpose of virtue signaling, while simultaneously rejecting the release of files that suddenly don't exist 😂 Matthew 6:5 do not be like the hypocrites for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
And it will follow him to the ends of the Earth and Beyond😂
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😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
One minute they say Clinton is on the files, the next the files don't exist. Out here existing in a quantum state of uncertainty🤣
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why he convinced coke to change their formula to cane sugar. This guy's blood is 100 percent high fructose corn syrup😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
This man didn't drain the swamp, he is the swamp😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Voting down files that don't exist is like freeing a criminal that isn't there🤣
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump quotes: I love the uneducated I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything Nobody cares about Jeffrey Epstein I’ve known Jeff for 15 yrs Are people still talkin about this creep
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
That diaper didn't trash itself 🤣 #WheresTheFiles
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody's pants are going to spontaneously combust with all this lying🤣
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
With gaslighting like that, he's going to be selling propane and propane accessories by the end of the week🤣
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Its going to keep haunting him forever 😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
When this is over, law enforcement are going to have to work their ass off to earn the people's trust 😂
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
The Epstein files have become the walking dead, refusing to die, following him to the very ends of the earth as he flees the inevitable😈
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
One minute they said Biden, Clinton, and Obama were on the list, then it suddenly doesn't exist😂
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Spread the word bird😁
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Pass it on🤭
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Dear Donald, I understand that you thought the Epstein files fiasco would simply just disappear, but that's not very realistic. To quote Will Smith character from Independence day, "welcome to earth" 😉
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiding a skin cancer scare?🤔
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
You must not know any republicans, because those guys stormed the Capitol building over the election results. Anyone mentions anything about gun control and they'll stage a reenactment 🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how the NRA has been whining about being the last defense against tyranny and yet all we hear is crickets now😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact: Superman is an undocumented alien farm worker from Krypton who committed identity fraud to work at the Daily Planet and moon light as a vigilante in an unregulated militia in a space fortress 😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact: Nobody in DC thanked God for communist Superman 😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Fact: Superman is an undocumented space immigrant who committed identity fraud to work at the Daily Planet as a cover for his vigilante activities in an unregulated superhero militia. Conservatives: When did Superman go woke🥴
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
When the ice cream is too cold and you start blowing it on it like soup😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Fact: Arguing that being gay is a choice is like telling people that you considered it😄
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Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
This is America... Challenge accepted😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Relationships can be turbulent sometimes, but one does not calm a raging river by throwing stones🙏
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Not fair?😄 And I quote "just talk about cartoons" Passive aggression: "A way of expressing negative feelings, such as anger or annoyance, indirectly instead of directly" Psychology Today You're clearly too frustrated for a constructive conversation
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Talk about cartoons? Such infantile impudence is a testament to your emotional immaturity. Passive aggressive ad hominem and tu quoque. You're a double threat huh😄 "A person with narcissistic traits who wants to be indirectly aggressive can use passive-aggressive behavior' Very Well Mind
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Dude is drunk😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
"The narcissist whose source of authority is religious is looking for obedient and unquestioning slaves upon whom to exercise his capricious and wicked mastery. He preys on the gullible. His flock become his hostages" 😄 mentalhealthcenter.com/narcissists-...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
😏Karma is inevitable...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsweek has been around for 93 years. Pretty sure they should be giving you hints on how to survive 😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
Galatians 4:16 "Have I therefore become your enemy because I tell you the truth?" 🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social)
The reason they call it the "rat race" is because they think we're vermin. Thats why the sent out their exterminators. This is what civil war looks like🤦
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Admitted? If you keep gaslighting like that Hank Hill is going to hire you to sell propane and propane accessories. Buck Strickland would be proud🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump granted the man, whom accused him of being on the Epstein files, with access to the personal info of US citizens. You're basically admitting that Trump is such a poor judge of character that he gets manipulated into giving billion dollar govt contracts to a lying immigrant who humiliated him😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
"Projection is considered a primitive defense because it distorts or ignores reality in order for us to function and preserve our ego. It’s reactive, without forethought, and is a defense children use" 🤣💀 Psychology Today
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact: No one owns the rights to the light spectrum 😄 "Being Gay Is Just as Healthy as Being Straight" www.apa.org/topics/lgbtq...
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Healthcare for seniors is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. Food for hungry kids is *not* waste, fraud, or abuse. A $45 military parade for a draft dodging felon *is* waste, fraud, and abuse. Paying the National Guard to attack US citizens *is* waste, fraud, and abuse.
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: Poser allies no longer feel the need to pretend to care about anything outside the bottom line 🤣💀
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If he keeps projecting like this Steven Spielberg is going to hire him to direct his next Blockbuster film "The Denial" 🤣💀
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When your ego is paper mache, you fall apart after the first storm😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Water is worth more than diamonds. You can live without diamonds, but you cannot live without water. Nature knows no conflict. It will consume all without bias, because it is all. We can be the groundskeepers, or we can be the fertilizer. Thus is nature, for when it dies, we die
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
No one? You are mistaken. That's what happens when you make generalized statements as if you speak for everyone. You don't speak for me, or anyone else. Just speak for yourself😉
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Are you emotionally immature or just triggered 🙃
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservatives wanting people to be aware of and actively attentive to their issues with other people being aware of and actively attentive to their own issues has to be the weirdest paradoxical oxymoron in politics 😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
1986: "Teach the children and let them lead the way" 2025: "Fukc them kids" 🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
It's giving "I bumped into a door knob" vibes 🤣💀
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess what Elmos thinking about today? Elmos thinking about a legal settlement😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
American Council on Science and Health "Humans are not cockroaches or bacteria. We do not reproduce exponentially until the food runs out. Instead, as a nation becomes richer and more developed, people naturally have fewer children" www.acsh.org/news/2020/08...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
The chainsaw wielding should have been an indication that something was off😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading 2 paragraphs of an article and trying to make an argument is like reading the first page of a book and thinking that your book report was going to be well informed. If you can't read the article in its entirety, then we can't have a discussion😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
But what doesn't? Did you actually read the article in it's entirety or did you make a blind argument based on the headline😄
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump wanted to cut wasteful spending, so he fired Elon. That's some cathartic karma😄
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bigthink.com/series/devil...
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
As if anyone takes health advice from a heroin addicted anti-vaxxer who swam in sewage like he's auditioning for Clark Griswold in national lampoons😄 #LifeImitatingArt
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, the reason they call it the rat race is because they think we're vermin😏
Hal 9000 (@rowanspaldeen.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone ever wonders how we got to this place of phenomenal cosmic ignorance know as the MAGA movement, you need not wonder any longer 😉