I would not be opposed to him spamming FP1s and then taking Andrettiโs fourth car at the 500
โAll I wanna do is die,โ says the man next to me, and I wonder if heโs ever had a life
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I would not be opposed to him spamming FP1s and then taking Andrettiโs fourth car at the 500
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A mix of 1, 3, 4, and 7
Please, God, let this work out
Because with pork chops you have to chew and swallow
Everyoneโs grown so used to abortion bans and most experiences are out of sight and out of mind, but theyโre terrible. Every day I interact with people who have been degraded and abandoned. Not sleeping, suffering. Handing me their last dollar. Driving for hours. Sick.
Bob, does Markham even have lights?
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the โproblem of immigrationโ and dismantles talking points with ease.
FIVE YEARS??? Fuck me, the World Cup gave this place an inch and they took a mile
Nobody is โgroomingโ your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
Oh no is this Markham race gonna have a train track jump
WEโRE NUMBER 53! WEโRE NUMBER 53!
The baffling thing about Starmer's Labour Party is it didn't have to be like this. A bulletproof majority, guaranteed power for five years - and they chase Linehan and Farage. They could have actually done some good.
its cool how โno purity testsโ can simultaneously express the cheap realism of โyou must accept monsters with power no matter what they doโ and impose the absurd idealism that โyou the relatively powerless must never, ever complain or even have standardsโ
I donโt care that cops who are only allowed to carry penlights told a psychotic divorced man he couldnโt keep tweeting that his followers should punch trans people, sorry
โfollowing rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american cityโ is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday
Hey, I know some stuff! Interrogate me!
Iโm helping! Iโm helping!
Donโt you mean BIZARROlab?
this is what's so strange to me. the news has a material incentive to sensationalize, and this is huge stuff without any exaggeration. is journalistic ideology really that impenetrable?
i make my kid say a cuss word everytime i catch them eating a bar of soap
Maybe Iโve just been trained too successfully to hate Sweet Caroline, but making her say she likes Neil Diamond is the most brutal attack of the whole song
everyone's always "post hole" this and "post hole" that but as soon as i want to talk about melissa auf de mar's debut self-titled album suddenly nobody is paying any attention
Iโm going to be thinking about this for years
for the cheap seats: it never stopped going down in LA, remember what when you're talking about the new cities I guarantee you organizers in DC and Chicago know exactly what's happening in LA.
Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
the incredible thing about Shohei Ohtani is that other baseball players react to the things he does on the field the same way little kids in the stands do truly one of the most magical athletes we've ever seen
Facts about the driver of this car: -Their language has been murdered -Their language has been murdered -Their shopping trolley, murdered -Their groceries, just gone
I think at this point youโd have to somehow reset her face to factory settings in order to get anywhere
DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT? DID I HEAR YOU SAYINโ THAT YOUโRE GONNA MAKE A COPY OF A GAME WITHOUT PAYINโ?
I still think you guys are owed one for the screwjob at the end of the Blackout Bowl
I think this is great and the Astros should keep doing it
Iโm sure this is a dumb question, but why is it that Japan can invest in amazing public transit while also having an incredibly active car culture? I feel like in the US itโs always presented as car culture is in the way of transit, but like look at Japan. They have both!
Healthy *enough* Niners, then
Given the pattern the last few years, people will assume a healthy Niners squad goes far every year until proven otherwise
When you walk into a barbershop and they have a poster of these looks on the wall >>>
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
Trump has done a lot of bad stuff in his life, but I think his latest move (continuing to live) has got to be the most aggravating.
this is why i keep sayign that these people *know* what theyre saying is fucking absurd. tapping the 'sartre on antisemitism' sign again
In the Vampire community there are annoying guys who microdose garlic
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)
If Mr. Wizard was outed as a pedophile sooner, things may have been able to be corrected by the community before EVO was too large to manage, but the people who sat on that information until it was brought to light by a victim (who had their own problems) are culpable for where we are now.
our politics is so stupid and babyish that this is actually an adequate way of capturing the issues
this is taking too long aaaaaa
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
Signs that Bluesky is taking the old appโs place: a total numbnuts in my replies wants to drag an argument about football into day 2
Dona Lucy jรก retratando a prisรฃo do Bolsonaro na Zona Fantasma.
"He's not allowed to tweet as a condition of his bail." Congrats to Graham Linehan for that Hall of Fame-level bad-poster achievement.
Whatโs funny is this article was preceded by six months of โok, white nationalism doesnโt make any sense, but there must be something in there thatโs good for the economy.โ
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
We really are doing all the worst hits of Republicans past. Sounds like the exact same shit I heard in the early 80s about HIV from Reagan. Until that white kid got it.
A REAL leftist would fucking understand that the rich are our social and intellectual betters and thatโs why we should either be selling and buying non-vaxxed sperm on Twitter or seeking the approval of the Sugar Smacks frog on Threads
Reminder that boycotting Xbox means also boycotting Gamepass, as well as Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, GamePass and the many other studios Microsoft owns. It means not buying their games on Steam sale, too.
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
The anti-Zohran SuperPACs are back. So the SuperPAC killer is back too. As MAGA billionaires pledge "hundreds of millions" to sabotage the Mamdani mandate, DREAM enters its next form: Donโt Re-elect Eric or Andrew for Mayor. actblue.com/donate/dreamfornyc?refcode=b
censorship serves some kind of abstruse shareholder-value purpose but the pitch for it is always "rich people seething forever that anyone is allowed not to love them"
Unless they somehow got Alex Palou, I do think it was silly of Penske to let Power go but itโs not the fault of whoever replaces him. Except if itโs Santino Ferrucci, and then it is his fault
Formula E legend Caio Collet
white teen males ashamed of being white don't transition they do this-
Imagine if an Israeli student had been rejected like this and the uni said no applicants from Israel were being accepted at this time. Everyone would be up in arms and organisations would be lobbying to get the university shut down. But because itโs Palestinians, this blatant discrimination is ok.
โค๏ธ Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it
Bill Maher recording a podcast with Woody Allen sounds like what you would say was in a condemned property to keep 14-year-old girls from going in
Whoever makes the Israeli national soccer teamโs jerseys is always in that spot on the list
Oh those folks are gonna be PISSED OFF having to move to Alabama. I know I'm one of the main ones who's always like "Don't write off the south, don't write off the south" but brother that is *Alabama.* They do not have the horses for this.
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
There's definitely way more trans people and pro-trans people here per capita on Bluesky, since "Elon Musk effectively banned my viewpoint" pushes a lot of people off the site to here. YMMV i guess on whether that somehow biases the conversation into irrationality (I don't think it does)
Your signature fight scene would be the one where your opponent keeps knocking your sword out of your hand, but you keep pulling out more swords
Someone had to be brave enough to say it, but we can't let something as pure and American as gambling be tainted by sports like baseball. My argument: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKH...
If you were actually mistreated by federal agents multiple legal hurdles stand between you and compensation, but if you were fake mistreated you can just, like, ask the Trump admin for money. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
Ok, FINE. I will post TCUs unhinged videos after wins since they donโt have an account here. LookWhatYouMadeMeDo.mp4
holy shit theyโre almost at the theoretical limit now
Thatโs 2015 Armed Forces Bowl champion Sonny Dykes to you
Trump tomorrow: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: JD VANCE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY COUCH! THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING COUCH AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TRUTH SOCIAL
The defense was famously the foundation of the first Pats dynasty
Heโs not just a good boy, heโs a better broadcaster than Gary Danielson
NEW: Belgium has decided to recognize Palestine as well take multiple measures against Israel, including -The ban of all settler goods from being imported -Sanctions on Smotrich and Ben Gvir -Restrictions on imports from Israeli businesses -No consular services to Israelis in the oPt
Countries on track to eliminate cervical cancer: -Australia by 2028 -Sweden by 2027 -Rwanda by 2030 -UK by 2040 -Indonesia by 2030 -Bhutan 2030 -El Salvador by 2030 -Canada by 2040 How? HPV vaccine. Same one RFK Jr is trying to ban. You will note USA is not on this list.
Number of times Bill Belichick-coached NFL teams allowed 48 points: zero times in 511 games Number of times Bill Belichick-coached college football teams allowed 48 points: one time in one game
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He was the defensive coordinator for two Super Bowl-winning teams before he ever met Brady
Heโs the reason Cal fans canโt bring signs that say โMACK BROWN GO FUCK YOURSELFโ to the UNC game and have them make any sense
this is the ur- falsehood of our political era and everything from "schools shouldn't have locked down during covid" to "trans women in sports is a national crisis" are downstream of it and the through line of all of them is national media's willfull ignorance and complicity
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
โIโm old and I diedโ
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nสkiโwah brother.
england is always a few steps ahead of us in imperial decline so here's a quick lesson in "i get their concerns" "we have to take everyone seriously" type stuff
Pusha T is my favorite rapper ever and I will drop everything to listen to anything new he puts out. Even that isnโt enough to get me to listen to his League of Legends song
If we were still in the Windows 10 era, Iโd say Windows 10. But weโre in the Windows 11, so give them anything else
they are threatened by anyone who lives in reality instead of the algorithmicly-curated simulacrum they've constructed for themselves.
AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it
i've had this on my hard drive for literal years at this point, my time has come
Welcome to the last IndyCar race recap of 2025. It gets tight