EVIL SATIRE
Artist, Storyteller, PC Disorder Comedian, Philosopher, Wordsmith USA Labor Party đ, Anti-racist, đ+, Inclusive Feminist Ecclectic Spiritualist, Melanin-disabled, Neurodiverse, Chronically illest "I can â ď¸ you with my brain." - River Tam
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EVIL SATIRE
9/2/25 Meeting with Epstein victims Don't let them distract you With some Space X nonsense
When MAGA start talking about empathy as Christians...
We just defunded our educational system and the governor of Alaska, Mike Dunleavy, is holding the remaining school budgets hostage to pass whitewashed history as school curriculum. 'Merica. We are not doing well.
Up all night fixing this old rusted water main. Party hard, and Happy Labor Day!
These fucking people...
People are dying and blaming it on FEMA, when the people they voted for defunded FEMA.
No! Not THAT math! The OTHER math!
That's not how math works. He's not THAT much of an idiot. He just thinks you are.
That so many people are giving it a pass is a HUGE disappointment, but not a shock...
I don't see that going down well.
All the public protests are this. It isn't stopping them. We have to stop them for them to be stopped, and they're not going to do it voluntarily.
Know a guy who had one of those. Said peeing could be a challenge.
my pen is nonaya bidness
It's his first day. You don't know that. Maybe he just needs a pillow!
Remember folks, when there is no due process there is no incentive to being taken alive.
And that, my friends and foibles, is how you bully the little guy and show weakness to a long-time enemy that has actively worked to subvert our national security. Putin has us by the junk with Trump, and evil men want to trigger a war so the walls don't close in on them.
When the shelves stay empty people are going to get really panicked. Start growing now while there is still time, and if you can't help out at a food bank. This administration doesn't care if we eat, just that we pay taxes.
It's an incredibly heartbreaking loss. Treating journalists this way should require the death penalty, no matter what side does it.
Is this the 4th or 5th time? I forget. My family lives in the Mendenhall area, as do many friends and loved ones, and people are treating this like it's a joke. What would you do if it was your family there?
She doesn't live there, but my mother does.
They're probably in Anchorage, so that's unlikely.
Tar and feathering people needs to make a comeback.
Just like North Korea: "Everyone loves Mr. President and jobs are very good. Nobody needs to come here to check, everything is good. We are not taking people to concentration camps, or executing people for dissent, and this is the best country ever. America #1 best at everything and smartest, too."
Only the trades and human support and services are going to be staying much longer, until we have the robots that will take those jobs, too.
I am so embarrassed by my home state for this. And not even inviting Zelenskyy for the meeting says everything; they have no intention of negotiating. Hell, I wouldn't put it past Trump to offer Putin Alaska. All this while Gov Mike Dunleavy is still holding the state education budget hostage.
Largely because many of them are also conservatives, and the status quo benefits them. They continue to pretend to take hard lines while many are likely making millions off of the chaos and insider trading.
Trump and Putin in Alaska, sitting in a tree, O-L-I-G-A-R-C-H-Y.
Who exactly does he think will buy it, with 70% of Americans spending their entire paychecks, and the quality of jobs in the toilet? This is another reason we need a #GeneralStrike
That'll happen when the economy gets shot in the face by the people who don't believe people have a right to food, water, and housing. Many recent graduats are looking over the pond for work in their fields, since circumstances are not likely to improve.
Is it any wonder why Americans' new favorite reality TV show is: The Adjustors - Hunt the Oligarchs?
It's time for a #GeneralStrike
It's time for a #GeneralStrike
Nothing being illegal or unconstitutional has stopped them from much of anything.
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC⌠he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.
At Eloy Detention Center, Kelly met with a Peoria restaurant owner who employs 70 people, has no criminal record but could be deported any day. "Why would we throw this woman out of the country? She's not a risk to anyone. She's putting food on the table for 70 families." tucson.com/news/local/s...
@genefortexas.bsky.social: "We've filed a response to Governor Abbott's filing in the Texas Supreme Court. Our response is basically: 'You are stupid. You filed this in the wrong court. You are not the right person to file it. And you filed it in the wrong way.'"
How many things in your home are made in America? Your phone wasn't.
Yeah, we're all calling bullshit now. Those are our tax dollars and we fucking bled for them, they should be going to benefit us.
Crockett: My former colleagues from the Texas Houseâdecided to get the hell out of Texas⌠breaking quorum is where theyâre at right now. And they didnât just do it by themselvesâthey went to Illinois, where there is a governor that gives a damn. This fight is going to take all of us.
That's just batshit crazy to read. The people holding the state hostage are trying to arrest and hold their political opposition hostage for not voting to give them the ability to hold the BIPOC voters hostage and usurp their votes. This isn't leadership. It's representation by firing squad.
If you live in Alaska, and are asking, "What idiot decided to defund the schools so my children and family have to suffer?" Governor Mike Dunleavy did it, and most of you fucking voted for him. You watched him gut our entire social infrastructure and many of you cheered him on while he did it.
New: Lawmakers only budgeted $40 million of the nearly $800 million that districts say is needed to fix and maintain schools to keep them safe and operating. Gov. Mike Dunleavy then vetoed more than a third of that. By @emilyschwing.bsky.socialâŹ
Law and Order no longer count for the highest offices in the country then law no longer means anything. We are following arbitrary rules enforced by a militarized police state, acting with total impunity and beholden to no court of law or civil rights proceedings. Laws matter, or they don't.
I am stepping away from all of my social media. It doesn't appear to be helping anyone and is just a waste of my time and sanity. I love you all. You are wanted, you're needed, and you're very special. Take care and stay safe.
You understood the assignment. Good. Carry on.
It sure would be HORRIBLE AND NOT awesome if billionaires started getting brutally murdered all over the country. I really hope that DOESN'T happens.
I fucking warned you.
And girls in DC keep going "missing" while traffickers are running around dressed up like ICE kidnapping people. These evil people know each other and protect each other because they are all in the same club.
Damnâźď¸ Federal agents blew a door off for this? Federal agents blasted their way into an LA home where Jenny Ramirez lives with her boyfriend and two kids. She heard the blast while checking on her 6-year-old, with her 1-year-old in her arms. Ramirez says everyone in the home is a U.S. citizen. đ§ľ
I just fucking can't anymore
"... it is not antisemitic to be critical of the inhumane policies of the Netanyahu government." -Bernie Sanders
So do something to help make it better for the living. Because the dead don't care.
At least they had the stones to put their names and faces behind their actions. Do you know the difference between the Gestapo and ICE? The Gestapo didn't wear masks. #ICE
Yeah, that taking it to the streets is really stopping them dead in their tracks...
Here we goooooooo! - Luigi
Get involved.
People are going to die.
We already have concentration camps, oops, I mean "detention centers." Wait until they start doing state-sanctioned public lynchings again. And debtors' prisons. Remember folks: If the president doesn't have to follow the law, none of us do. It's time.
Me too. Except for the whole railing-against-fascism thing, I'm super chill.
Tell me again how folks didn't think it would get this bad. I want to hear them say this was what they voted for.
This is happening. Right now. They're taking US citizens now. Will you let them take you and yours?
Oddly enough, it works
There are people laughing about this
This footage from the LA protests is HORRIFYING. Oh, wait... This is from the January 6th insurrection. My bad.
I'm so shocked, I forgot for a second that the people in charge are obvious genocidal sociopaths who told us they want to cull the human population. Well, not that shocked...
Wow so youâre telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? Youâre kidding.
When you lack basic humanity, everything is a con.
I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover weâve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. đĄ
They couldn't be more obvious if they were burning down libraries. It's on the list, tho
Our troops are in danger! đĄ
I saw a comment the other day that said, "the rebels are conservatives in star wars", which is the type of delusional bullshit you get when anyone can buy your loyalty
And they're draining ICE of it's budget very quickly. Which is why they're trying to re-up through the BBB.
Many of them aren't actually agents. They're deputized bounty hunters who get $1k -$1.5k a head
Along with Republicans and Democrats. This is why we need an #AmericanLaborParty
Residents of Ocean Beach, California, decided to spell it out themselves.
LBJ was awoken to the reality that so many Americans face. This awareness was no more respected by white Americans then as it is now that conservative whites have all the keys to the highest offices in the nation. The only way to stop this behavior is to stand against it.
I love this woman
Well, that would explain why we haven't been seeing many this year. Time to start cross-breeding Africanized honey bees again...
Of the 15,000 United States service members being forcibly discharged from the US Military, over 70% have been in service for over a decade. Let that sink in. Patriots are being abused for their service? That's insane. #unitedstatesmilitary #army #airforce #navy #marines #coastguard #spaceforce
Conservatives don't know what socialism is. They know that it's bad. Right up until you describe socialism, and then describe capitalism, and then get REALLY confused when they realize they've been had. At some point, working to death became aspirational, and that's not why we work.
Clout? He still has Kanye sporting his hat, doesn't he? Why risk the heat when the White Male Supremacy is now kicked into high gear? He is going full Adalf and having a military parade for himself. I expect MTG to use the N-word on camera any day now.
He has nothing to gain from that. His base hates Diddy. He is a by-word for pedophiles now. Puffy being queer was like Christmas for the white people in the child-marriage states. The truth about his parties sealed his fate. What would Trump gain from freeing Diddy?
I think bicycles are about to get a lot more popular. Guys with gas-hogs won't be able to ditch their ride to save their credit. Oh, and the roads? The roads are going to go next. If you live in a rural area prepare to be fucked. www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n... www.transportation.gov/briefing-roo...
So does Trump.
Doesn't pass the shade chart.
Guaranteed it's not the first one, just the first one they let you know about.
This is going to piss off a lot of vulture Capitalists.
I think he ate the refugees. Does that count?
Fuck Donald Trump
You cannot make this shit up. It's cartoonishly evil.
Good.
These are not moral people.
And they will laugh about it when you're not around.
You still don't get it. They want to destroy all of it. Everything they cannot control must go. Nothing will remain unless they can possess it. These people are sociopaths and psychopaths, and they want to cull the world. They will not stop. They have to be stopped.
There's something all of these wealthy people are forgetting as they no longer want to pay back into the country they've so richly benefitted from: If our lives mean nothing to them and they want to take everything we have, why labor? If laws don't matter anymore, then why are we still working?
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