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@rp2d2.bsky.social

Wine lover, Event goddess, Disney fanatic, Texan in my soul, and College Football devotee. Trust me, I’m not worth a follow. Canes & SMU - ACC powerhouses

created July 13, 2023

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Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta have TCU so we can beat the shit out of them

2/9/2025, 2:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

I’m clearly following the right ppl

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2/9/2025, 2:25:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Hindenburg

2/9/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Okay, hear me out. We’ve seen this before. It’s when an outsider tries to bring a whole new version of competition. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ktJ...

2/9/2025, 2:21:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean at least a bee keeper outfit breathes?

2/9/2025, 2:14:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! Disaster!

2/9/2025, 2:14:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Okay well “bee keeper outfit to stop the spread of poison ivy” was actually my Power Ball match so I’m now a billionaire

2/9/2025, 2:13:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

70 new players on the UNC team and no Shane Falco? Gotta have heart.

2/9/2025, 2:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m okay with anyone shirtless in overalls being miserable. Those ppl woke up and chose that chaos

2/9/2025, 2:03:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the Sauv Blanc please and thank you.

2/9/2025, 1:30:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

BREAKING: We're getting word that Bill Belichick will start super senior Bom Trady at QB in the 2nd half.

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2/9/2025, 1:28:43 AM | 468 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t hate it.

2/9/2025, 1:27:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

In case anyone needs a fun new meme.

2/9/2025, 1:25:09 AM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the hugs friend. I’m sure that sweet baby will be destroying things soon

2/9/2025, 1:07:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Sleeps the sleep of the guilty knowing he will be found innocent.

2/9/2025, 12:31:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

If it’s anything but “this man looks gassy” I’m not sure I will like it

2/9/2025, 12:24:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Evergreen post

2/9/2025, 12:17:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Drooling.

2/9/2025, 12:12:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I really dig the argyle on the sidelines

2/9/2025, 12:12:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I will absolutely be his defense attorney. Your honor, he’s clearly innocent. Have you’ve SEEN he sweet baby paws?

2/9/2025, 12:11:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

dREsS fOr tHe JoB yOu wAnT

2/9/2025, 12:08:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

So many toe beans!! Such an adorable attempted murderer.

2/9/2025, 12:07:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Set it to yakety sax and increase the watchability ten fold

2/9/2025, 12:06:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Bill looks like a grumpy grandpa

2/9/2025, 12:06:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Heading there next week if you need me to research anything

2/9/2025, 12:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Crust seems under cooked right?

2/9/2025, 12:01:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

It’s a Christmas miracle. The ESPN asshat is wearing a collared shirt

The gaping ass hole that is Pat McAfee actually wearing a collared shirt despite being horribly garish.
2/9/2025, 12:00:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly a met gala dress rehearsal

1/9/2025, 10:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

@apdirtybird.bsky.social need a ruling here.

1/9/2025, 10:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

But also thank you!

1/9/2025, 8:41:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

It was not. He’s a lawyer. Unless you specifically sign a waiver, he doesn’t tell me shit.

1/9/2025, 8:41:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m also a terrible short napper. 45 min is the shortest I can do. 90 min is my sweet spot. Got it in just at the end of 1Q so calling it a win

1/9/2025, 5:12:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I can’t wait for Peacemaker. Have to wait for the hubs though

1/9/2025, 5:07:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Colombo and Rockford Files.

1/9/2025, 4:54:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Need this in the @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social cannon

1/9/2025, 4:53:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:52:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to the 3rd shift. We are watching Murder She Wrote. Strap in.

1/9/2025, 4:49:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Adorable!!!

1/9/2025, 3:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

YES!! Tempo Copter!!! Also we have a sick tailgate set up.

1/9/2025, 3:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg I used SOOOOOOO much sun in growing up before I started going to a real hair dresser

1/9/2025, 3:53:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tennessee Sewer Batman (@tennsewerbatman.bsky.social) reposted

Working on theory that this is the year where the mix of COVID HS underdevelopment, COVID super seniors exit, & transfer portal swirl hits the sport like a tsunami in a way that we haven’t seen since 2007 Which means you should maybe follow the super talented team with a coach unstuck from time

1/9/2025, 3:48:38 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Boooo!!! Welcome to the FREE STATE OF FLORIDA where everything* is legal *Except things that ick the governor. Those are felonies

1/9/2025, 3:51:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean Instacart exists for a reason. Get it delivered to the shoot location. Win the day.

1/9/2025, 3:39:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

“This young gladiator” has sent me

1/9/2025, 3:36:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear me out: vodka.

1/9/2025, 3:35:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks yummy. Don’t burn down the house

1/9/2025, 3:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Between a 7pm nap and that fucking game I’ll be up until dawn I guess

1/9/2025, 3:29:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay so I have dialed 9 and 1. Let me know when to dial the other 1

1/9/2025, 3:24:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s actually a perennial Miami trait

1/9/2025, 3:21:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially, as a Canes fan…

1/9/2025, 3:20:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit. The worst part is that given EVERYTHING I could totally believe it

1/9/2025, 3:17:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

The announcer: The U is back Me and @apdirtybird.bsky.social: absolutely the fuck not

1/9/2025, 3:17:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

The percentages are staggering and scary. I mean someone that grew up sheltered in a heavy religious situation, okay. Medical professionals ?! This isn’t opinion. It’s fucking fact.

1/9/2025, 3:16:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait what?!?!??

1/9/2025, 3:13:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stefanielaine (@stefanielaine.bsky.social) reposted

If you have Labor Day off, turn off your weekday alarm! ❤️

1/9/2025, 3:11:11 AM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree

1/9/2025, 3:12:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Get the FUCK out that is how it ends.

1/9/2025, 3:12:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Omgomfg

1/9/2025, 3:11:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Don’t. Play. The. Result. Never trust a college kicker.

1/9/2025, 3:06:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Mario, you are such a little bitch. Let your QB at least attempt a lob.

1/9/2025, 3:05:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Take my coach - please

1/9/2025, 3:01:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

We already jinxed ourselves with Pepas. Best we got is to pray to the boomer gods.

1/9/2025, 3:00:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

RIGHT?! so hot. The only good thing about this game right now.

1/9/2025, 2:58:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Well shit.

1/9/2025, 2:51:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, this has been us being smart?!

1/9/2025, 2:50:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally heard. I just would hate to see him hurt

1/9/2025, 2:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted

Nobody: Jeremiyah Love:

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1/9/2025, 2:45:25 AM | 1183 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m legit worried for that guy. If he keeps hurdling people he’s going to get hurt. Great player though!

1/9/2025, 2:46:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoping all the best

1/9/2025, 2:45:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Mike Irvin was about to storm the field if the ref didn’t throw the IG flag

1/9/2025, 2:43:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Kroeger (@byjordankroeger.bsky.social) reposted

That’s some Dave Wannstedt crap right there

1/9/2025, 2:31:25 AM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

BAAAAIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!

1/9/2025, 2:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Oh my fucking god yes!!!!!

1/9/2025, 2:28:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

No one asked ME what I wanted.

1/9/2025, 2:27:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

This is rife for a dick joke but I’m too grumpy right now.

1/9/2025, 2:26:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture benjam_n01 (@ben01.bsky.social) reposted

Refs vs Mario Who can hold Miami back more

1/9/2025, 2:24:45 AM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I would like fewer Oregon gifts thankyousomuch

1/9/2025, 2:24:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Tapping the damn sign.

1/9/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If we need a third along with Trump and Clinton, I have a nominee for tribute

1/9/2025, 2:07:28 AM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

The new Country Bear Jamboree is pretty awesome

1/9/2025, 2:07:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:07:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GO BACK TO YOUR DRAFT CORE!!!

1/9/2025, 2:05:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Hell of a catch by ND. Respect

1/9/2025, 2:04:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just trying to think of the best movie to occupy that 4th spot. Gotta be Big Lebowski right?

1/9/2025, 2:04:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Still not enough kickers but I’ll allow it.

1/9/2025, 1:58:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

I will bet $10 that they win it all.

1/9/2025, 1:54:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough kickers. SMDH

1/9/2025, 1:52:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nonotjeffallen.bsky.social (@nonotjeffallen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yesterday I learned yttv now allows whatever in the multiview when it suggested 3 football games + Starship Troopers

1/9/2025, 1:42:51 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

I’d give away most of it.

1/9/2025, 1:46:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Oops! You are right. Smoke

1/9/2025, 1:44:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren’t as bright as they appear in the color patches. It’s more subtle. We have “storm”

1/9/2025, 1:42:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first to draft TWO kickers

1/9/2025, 1:40:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4D chess….

1/9/2025, 1:38:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.potterybarn.com/products/jup...

1/9/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun (@mgobl.eu) reposted

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social • 5m HOLY SHIT 了 30 企 •• • Tim Hodgson @timhodgson.bsky.social • 5m holy SHIT what a catch 2 ••. Jon Bois & @jonbois.bsky.social • 4m film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film 3 ≥ 29 198 ••• obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social • 19m how the fuck did that actually work
1/9/2025, 1:15:49 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a proud graduate of the Andy Reid school of clock management - valedictorian in fact.

1/9/2025, 1:17:24 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

Didn’t sweat that catch call for a minute It was in fact 2 minutes and I may have to change my underwear.

1/9/2025, 1:11:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social)

I hate how attractive Marcus Freeman is.

1/9/2025, 12:51:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

That show was so good

1/9/2025, 12:10:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rp2D2 (@rp2d2.bsky.social) reply parent

Never.

31/8/2025, 10:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view