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Rosemary Picado Calhoun

@rpicado.bsky.social

Technical writer, music lover, animal lover, goth dancer, crazy cat lady. Married to the fabulous @bobcalhoun.bsky.social. Fair warning: I love #SFGiants baseball and Russell Crowe. Also on the Loose Critters beat at @crittersontheloose.bsky.social.

created August 5, 2023

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Profile picture Bob Calhoun (@bobcalhoun.bsky.social) reposted

Was lead responsible for the serial killer boom of the 1970s & 80s? My thoughts on Caroline Fraser's MURDERLAND... medium.com/@bob_calhoun...

3/9/2025, 11:16:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your service! Blockity block block! It’s our Bluesky superpower.

4/9/2025, 3:49:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, how’d you get into my house?

2/9/2025, 10:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Gary

2/9/2025, 10:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Lennie is Indiana Jonesing it today on the patio with spider webs and twigs in his hair. Great adventure look, Len!

Tuxedo cat on a colorful tablecloth on the patio with spider webs and a twig on his head
2/9/2025, 10:10:32 PM | 34 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Lennie is Indiana Jonesing it today on the patio with spider webs and twigs in his hair. Great adventure look, Len!

Tuxedo cat on a colorful tablecloth on the patio with spider webs and a twig on his head
2/9/2025, 10:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2 PM

2/9/2025, 8:02:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my God! This is the greatest thing evar! We should send this to John Oliver!

2/9/2025, 4:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob Calhoun (@bobcalhoun.bsky.social) reposted

69 wins! The #SFGiants have won enough games for their humpty nose to tickle your rear.

1/9/2025, 11:00:29 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Labor Day protest in San Leandro, California.

Protest sign say Think while it’s still legal Protest sign shows Uncle Sam saying I want you to resist fascist chickenshits American flags and a protest sign that says Abort the Court A protest sign that says Nope with an upside down crown. And Hands off free speech
1/9/2025, 8:59:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Russell and Ryan already came up with the title to the sequel: Nice Guys 2: The Mexican Detective. The said they don’t know what it means, but I say add Salma Hayek as the detective and you’ll have a 10 million dollar opening weekend

1/9/2025, 2:27:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

You won the internet for the day!

31/8/2025, 9:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Franklin (@gregfranklin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

To Wong Foo Fighters, Thanks for Everything, Jule NewMaroon 5

31/8/2025, 9:26:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Always and forever

31/8/2025, 9:04:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SanBrunoJess (@sanbrunojess.bsky.social) reposted

Yes sir. Yes they do. #sfgiants #NothingLikeIt

A guy holding a sign saying DODGERS SUCK
31/8/2025, 9:01:55 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob Calhoun (@bobcalhoun.bsky.social) reposted

Bauhaus on Haunted Hill

31/8/2025, 8:45:18 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Siouxsie and the Banshees of Inisherin

31/8/2025, 8:49:47 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Ow. Here maybe he can help

31/8/2025, 6:00:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Return of the Cmonmacques (@cmonmaque.bsky.social) reposted

I bet mark twain was hung. He writes like someone with a big hog

31/8/2025, 5:15:10 AM | 102 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Fathoms of Plonker is my new River Boat Jazz Band name

31/8/2025, 5:50:51 AM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Consistency is the bane of my existence

31/8/2025, 1:41:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re fibbing and your pants start to smoke, remember to STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!

31/8/2025, 1:37:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

And it looks great on you!

31/8/2025, 12:52:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Glorious!

31/8/2025, 12:37:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!

30/8/2025, 7:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alan Baxter (@alanbaxter.bsky.social) reposted

This isn't doomscrolling, it's schadenfeed.

30/8/2025, 8:20:22 AM | 851 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

This is allowed only if it sings, “Yes, We Have No Bananas.” youtu.be/-vQ0XUNxJyQ?...

30/8/2025, 7:28:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martha Smith (@mostlymartha.bsky.social) reposted

Schrodinger's dead motherfucker

30/8/2025, 5:57:22 AM | 104 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nny🔪 (@homicidalkgs.bsky.social) reposted

Nature is healing

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30/8/2025, 3:06:40 AM | 6526 856 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 〚Ẋ〛 (@projectendo.bsky.social) reposted

It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead

30/8/2025, 5:37:32 AM | 3788 638 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Doctolero (@adamdoctolero.bsky.social) reposted

15 runs? In this economy??? #SFGiants

30/8/2025, 5:19:01 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Emmons | Photographer (@danielemmons.bsky.social) reposted

Tomorrow's press conference

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30/8/2025, 2:59:32 AM | 3832 446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the imploding submarine

30/8/2025, 5:30:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Here’s hoping

30/8/2025, 5:22:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 5:15:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Who are you and what have you done with the Giants??? #SFGiants

30/8/2025, 5:09:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Santos (@stevensantos.bsky.social) reposted

And some people complained that this site didn't offer edgy takes like Twitter.

30/8/2025, 5:06:23 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

That was some CRAZY MAGIC GIANTS BULLSHIT!!! #SFGiants

30/8/2025, 4:51:21 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently he hasn’t been on TV for three days so the speculation is about that

30/8/2025, 4:39:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bec Bradway (@beckybradway.bsky.social) reposted

Some people see a light at the end. While others….

30/8/2025, 4:33:11 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

He did have a private limo ride with Putin last week.

30/8/2025, 4:33:37 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colin Robinson (@fermiparasocks.bsky.social) reposted

It’s just like sopranos. You don’t get to see it happen

30/8/2025, 4:13:36 AM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome! 😎

30/8/2025, 4:13:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Baby elephant way of sleeping...🥹

12/7/2025, 7:32:01 PM | 4746 624 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Try it now! It’s working

30/8/2025, 4:09:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

That worked! Thanks! The other feed wasn’t terrible but we got there just in time to hear Adios Pelota!

30/8/2025, 4:07:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Doing the Bernie Lean here hoping for a reason to party soon

30/8/2025, 3:56:18 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

DOM SMITH SPLASH DOWN HIT!!! #SFGiants

30/8/2025, 3:51:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s on my vision board big time

30/8/2025, 3:40:18 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the flags at half mast and hoped!

30/8/2025, 3:36:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve had it work before but not tonight

30/8/2025, 3:06:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Any #SFGiants fans get the local audio feed to work on Apple TV tonight? We’ve had no luck

30/8/2025, 3:03:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok that made me laugh! 😂

30/8/2025, 3:01:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BitterGiantsFan (@bittergiantsfan.bsky.social) reposted

I need a “Strikeout Probability” stat meter at my local bar. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatOrioles

30/8/2025, 2:54:25 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE #SFGiants

30/8/2025, 3:00:38 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh, interesting combo

29/8/2025, 6:53:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

For writers, I think The Shining comes the closest.

29/8/2025, 5:36:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

fellow journalists: if you are looking for headshot inspiration @bobcalhoun.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 5:07:18 PM | 66 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob Calhoun (@bobcalhoun.bsky.social) reposted

Thursday Murder Club is making me really want cake.

29/8/2025, 4:45:39 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like they’re having a tickle fight! Lol!

28/8/2025, 10:07:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kaname650 (@kaname650.bsky.social) reposted

Jung Hoo Lee with the game winning hit!!! A sweep of the Cubbies! #SFGiants 🧡🖤⚾️ youtu.be/xilep6ZqQ3E?...

28/8/2025, 9:57:44 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Hang 'em High! youtu.be/0gscut1p4kY

28/8/2025, 5:06:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) reposted

Finding the perfect walk-up song for them to play at the stadium as they march me to the gallows

28/8/2025, 4:53:18 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

"Once your fantasy has begun, I am powerless to stop it!"

28/8/2025, 4:59:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Dan Kelly (@mrdankelly.bsky.social) reposted

As the Supreme Court reactionaries continue to strip away protective laws, I think they forget those laws were sometimes set up to protect them and their backers from angry mobs.

28/8/2025, 4:54:22 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. They're forgetting the torches and pitchforks.

28/8/2025, 4:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks great! Definitely want to watch. :)

28/8/2025, 4:56:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nappy Dolemite (@nappydolemite.bsky.social) reposted

Don't worry guys I think if we arm the Swifties and the BTS army we'll be fine

28/8/2025, 3:02:34 PM | 233 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow that’s amazing! So happy for you!

28/8/2025, 3:39:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey buddy! How’s it going tonight? My SF Giants are winning so I’m a happy girl!

28/8/2025, 3:34:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Chapman should get an RBI - Run Bonked In #SFGiants

28/8/2025, 3:29:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter (@baseballhighlights.bsky.social) reposted

Matt Chapman bloops in a run and then gets bonked in the helmet with the ball, allowing Dom Smith to score in the 5th

28/8/2025, 3:24:43 AM | 37 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

That was some CRAZY MAGIC GIANTS BULLSHIT! #SFGiants

28/8/2025, 3:21:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

“Giants are going to the World Series.” — Kuiper #SFGiants

28/8/2025, 3:20:45 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title Tom Clancy’s Interview with the Vampire

28/8/2025, 3:11:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BitterGiantsFan (@bittergiantsfan.bsky.social) reposted

San Francisco Giants: No lead is enough! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatCubs .

28/8/2025, 2:53:14 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

And everything can kill you.

28/8/2025, 2:51:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s Tom Clancy’s The Joy of Cooking

28/8/2025, 2:49:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

And the don’t go HONK HONK

28/8/2025, 2:47:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Dodging grabby hands?

28/8/2025, 2:44:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title. Tom Clancy’s Blood Meridian

28/8/2025, 2:43:58 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Yum! 😋

28/8/2025, 2:34:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

OK so this is a game where Kruk and Kuip are gonna concentrate on crowd work and I’m here for it. #SFGiants

28/8/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

I had our song stuck in my head, and now you do too!

27/8/2025, 8:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

NO SLEEP 'TIL DEL TACO! (Me and @bobcalhoun.bsky.social driving on I5 back from SoCal)

27/8/2025, 5:57:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob Calhoun (@bobcalhoun.bsky.social) reposted

Let there be feasting! And rejoicing!

27/8/2025, 2:47:47 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Otherwise the camouflage would have worked!

26/8/2025, 11:49:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Cats are liquid!

26/8/2025, 11:02:41 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 (@pairofclaws.bsky.social) reposted

26/8/2025, 10:31:31 PM | 477 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! And I agree! 👩‍🎨🎨🥐🍷

26/8/2025, 10:46:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

She's just floof with eyes!

26/8/2025, 10:31:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

That's my esophagus, buddy! For real.

26/8/2025, 10:28:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Casserole shaped!

My Pixie cat sitting in the wire casserole holder. She is hot dish now.
26/8/2025, 10:27:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Floof shaped!

My pretty girl Romy doing her boudoir photoshoot.
26/8/2025, 10:26:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, don't skip that one!

26/8/2025, 10:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

I just finished the audiobook of Proto. The reader makes a good try of approximations!

26/8/2025, 9:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social)

Hey @bobcalhoun.bsky.social ! Looks like a good replacement for Duster! Has Keith David and Peter Dinklage too!

26/8/2025, 9:13:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rosemary Picado Calhoun (@rpicado.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, looks like a great replacement for Duster. I'm in!

26/8/2025, 9:12:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J. Elvis Weinstein (@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social) reposted

I don't think of Newsom as a potential president, I think of him as a meteor that will crash and hopefully take out a few dinosaurs.

25/8/2025, 11:18:00 PM | 376 61 | View on Bluesky | view