They could have built in clips so they could hang from one’s Bible Belt.
Having been raised from a test tube I am still struggling with the question was the glass half empty or half full?
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They could have built in clips so they could hang from one’s Bible Belt.
#22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
Not the homemade artisanal vanilla bean ice cream?
Straight to the bank baby!
You like my other ideas like the one where I recommended putting a hidden ski mask in the hood of your cardigans!
Great minds think alike!
I’d be willing to test that if we can put your “eggs” in the fire. 🔥🥵
Yes, well done my darling. You did get him to sign the prenup?
I’m starting to get a little melancholy. She always wanted to go to Ireland. She begged me to take her to Donald Trumps golf course. I of course said no.
The gum is for Chester/Sylvia. As long as they have gum to chew on then they are less like to crave the taste of human flesh.
@badwebsites.bsky.social are you sure you are up for this? This is a lot for any person to tackle and I starting to doubt you can handle this.
She told you then? There is a Sylvia and about 42 other personalities. It’s fun!
Just a head up. Once you’ve dated for a couple weeks you will learn the rules. Anything she gets Chester gets. If you buy her chocolate, Chester gets chocolate. If you give her a kiss, you have to give Chester a kiss.
Hey I didn’t name him.
There’s also the option of surgery. If you can up front the cost you could have them surgically separated. Then put Chester up for adoption or laboratory testing.
I take it you’ll cover the cost of vaccinations for both of them?
Chester is like a child. At least a sibling with attachment issues.
Written by a washed up poet. Lol
Oh and one final request. Please look after her $300,000.00 in outstanding credit card debt. That’s all I ask.
Go ahead. Take her and give her the life I couldn’t. Yes it will tear me apart but I will at least know her and Chester will be happy and able to afford a constant supply of crushed ice.
Yes it’s true. I am disfigured for life. And not a shadow of the person I used to be but I would do it all over again because a love like ours only happens once in a lifetime. 💞💞💞
I try not to. If the chimera gets above a certain temperature it starts foaming.
It’s a blood disease you can get from being bitten. Caused lockjaw and many other hideous and disfiguring ailments.
The prenup was her idea after I tried to leave when I got tetanus’s from the chimera.
I’m just saying, dating will be a challenge unless you’re ok with the third wheel. I speak from experience. Think of it kinda like dating a ventriloquist.
I’m just sayin cause the chimera is gonna cost you another seat on the plane.
@badwebsites.bsky.social you’re gonna love it. First you need to be able to provide a constant supply of ice. Second, you will need a mobile oxygen tent and a constant supply of Fruity Pebbles for her chimera.
@badwebsites.bsky.social a couple things of importance you need to be on top of if you plan on embarking on this Disneyland journey you are planning.
@badwebsites.bsky.social today is your lucky day!
How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??
There is, just replace the MDMA with arsenic. 📌
I noticed the MDMA has been conveniently left out of the recipe.
What about the scientific significance highlighted involving the perils of when a false eyelash becomes dislodged in zero gravity.
Trump can’t even run an oligarchy!
Excuse me!
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!
Below is a copy of the body of the letter I just sent to my representative @houlahan.house.gov regarding her appalling vote to censure @algreen.house.gov. To sign it yourself using @resist.bot text SIGN PJKPVE to 50409. Please feel free to use my words as a template to write your own representative.
No. I’m still waiting to take my best photo ever… if I ever get around to it.
I thought I was the best procrastinator? My apologies for not responding sooner.
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename 'Krasnov' Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2025/02/21/d...
The trick is slipping on the VR headset while she’s sleeping.
Do you want to save democracy? We need to make this happen! #savedemocracy #takebackthehouse youtu.be/iYdQiW5YHFc?...
I don’t know Karoline, that depends. Are you afraid to fly or are you a racist?
Of extra bulky no doubt.
Hold on! You haven’t even finished the other projects you promised to make. We even ordered the patterns!
Leave Facebook now.
My own political protest art, "The Defarge Project," a banner of every guilty MAGAt in Cheeto's inner circle, 14 names thus far, crocheted in Tunisian knit stitch in an old-timey prison stripe motif, named after the Dickens character in "A Tale of Two Cities" who knitted the names of the condemned 🧶
So nice of you to use the word “cute” when I know you really want to use the word “disturbing”.
I don’t know what to do. To see her have to go through this every two or three days. I offered to order the yarn for her but she refused. She is so selfless, not wanting me to bare the burden. I guess all I can do is be there for her with an endless supply of those medicinal Bloody Mary’s.
OMG, this guy thinks he’s Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder!
Why isn’t he saying “You have to much self respect,Grace!”?
Day 24 "Winter's Twilight" #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
Now you’re talking my language! 😎
Gaetz and Greenberg Do the Federal Prison System
Both of these ass hats should get 10 years in an isocube!
Am I the only one?
Day 23 "Atop Mont Saint Michel in Grayscale" I took this photo of Mont Saint Michel in Normandy France in 1992, on film. I finally got around to processing it in August of 2022. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, can out procrastinate me. #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
Day 22 "Mist Settled on Morning" Specifics are in the alt. #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
Sorry dear, you left the toilet seat up and your iPad and iPhone and your current crochet project “accidentally” fell in. I tried to pull them out but my burnt hand couldn’t feel the handle as I was leaning and well, one thing lead to another and 🫢
Is that a cheesecake in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Day 21 "Entranceway to Fantasyland" Specifics are in the alt. #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
Day 20 "Little Purple Wildflowers" Specifics are in the alt. #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
Democrats have to stop being worriers and start being warriors. Mike Johnson would shit his pants! youtu.be/JddEXEJ8_S0?...
Didn’t the French invent of a device designed to separate the brain from its body?
@madstash.bsky.social I just started following Satan. No weekly fees. Instant approval.
Day 19 "The Longest Night" Specifics are in the alt. #Art #ArtAdventCalendar
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The Nature of Human Stupidity youtu.be/D8--Ep_g9UY?...
See the subtle manipulation? Let me break it down for you… Yarn storage container: place where she stores and manages her yarn. Yarn bunker: place where she stores and manages the PEOPLE who manage her yarn.
You don’t think I can’t see you two plotting and scheming?
The farce is strong with this one.
After finishing Gladiator 2; Trump declared that the US and Italy have been allies since the time of Ancient Rome. This is how the translator reacted.
What next?… A Trump brand sports drink that could replace all our countries fresh drinking water?! Maybe farmers could use it to water their crops? 🤔 #grift #idiocracy
Two words……Bitch slap!
RIP: Ruth McArdle Of Lords Of Acid Dead flip.it/iME8aV #RIP #indiemusic #lordsofacid #independentmusic
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
It’s too late for me but there is still time to save yourself. Warn the others. Sshhh… she’s coming
All The Rowboats - Regina Spector youtu.be/2CZ8ossU4pc?...
I've published my Autumn Rain Brioche Crochet Cardigan pattern! I know it took awhile, don't yell at me. It's at both Ravelry & Etsy at the links below. I am ALWAYS available to help if you need it. @knithacker.bsky.social 🧶 Ravelry www.ravelry.com/designers/ma... Etsy www.etsy.com/shop/MadStash
Caligula Keep Malcolm McDowell
