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Ruben Tisch

@rubentisch.bsky.social

He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.

created August 19, 2023

1,014 followers 680 following 1,380 posts

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Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Between them and the Colorado Rockies

2/9/2025, 3:23:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Fischer (@bryandfischer.bsky.social) reposted

Literally letting a dog call Belichick's first game in CFB now.

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2/9/2025, 3:19:25 AM | 276 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RedditCFB (@redditcfb.com) reposted

They gave Peter Herbstreit a headset 😂

Kirk Herbstreit's dog, Peter Herbstreit, wearing a headset in the booth of TCU @ UNC in the 4th quarter.
2/9/2025, 3:20:36 AM | 204 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture obnoxiously pitt girl (@opg.bsky.social) reposted

Herbstreit putting the headset on the dog is a vibe honestly

2/9/2025, 3:19:11 AM | 47 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BYCTOM (@byctom.bsky.social) reposted

if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly

2/9/2025, 2:40:01 AM | 902 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

As Trump attacks unions and occupies our city, we’re called to remember how we got here. Labor Day would not exist without the workers who fought and died at the Haymarket Massacre and the Pullman Strike in Chicago. It’s not a coincidence he’s targeting Chicago:

1/9/2025, 10:48:55 PM | 4611 1055 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

LMAOOOOO

1/9/2025, 3:12:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

A SECOND GROUNDING PENALTY!

1/9/2025, 3:10:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

He can't stop self destructing

1/9/2025, 2:44:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/za5wwChsCwg?...

1/9/2025, 2:42:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:29:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

LIVAR strikes again.

31/8/2025, 5:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Short Fuse (@theshortfuse.bsky.social) reposted

Martin Odegaard and Ebere Eze readying to come on for Arsenal.

31/8/2025, 4:57:13 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture static klinger (@jessespector.com) reposted

who’s that coming down the track a ferrari that just fuckin crashed

31/8/2025, 2:51:36 PM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Scoreless at halftime. About as good as I could hope.

31/8/2025, 4:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Starbird (@katestarbird.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker out here giving a master class in countering the right wing propaganda machine’s efforts to justify further federal invasions and occupations of American cities: he’s effectively reframing the discussion (beyond debates re: crime rates) to one of rising authoritarianism & federal overreach.

31/8/2025, 3:21:27 PM | 2622 708 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Ferrari. It would be a Marlboro.

31/8/2025, 3:56:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:55:53 PM | 52 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

I generally find that most fans are dumb. The sport and nation of origin are irrelevant.

31/8/2025, 3:52:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted

JB Pritzker uses the word "invasion" to describe what Trump has planned for my city, Chicago. And that's exactly what it would be – an autocratic government trying to crush our dissent because we oppose his corruption, cruelty and incompetence. It's what dictators do.

31/8/2025, 3:35:10 PM | 3193 847 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Coulda watched Lando Norris's engine go boom instead.

31/8/2025, 3:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."

31/8/2025, 2:51:41 PM | 26905 8622 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Shook (@katieshook.bsky.social) reposted

LOL I love that they didn’t even give him a watch or a hat to wear VCARB just unprepared

31/8/2025, 2:50:44 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

And Isack Hadjar, who did NOT destroy the car.

31/8/2025, 2:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

OCON SNEAKY P10??? DOUBLE HAAS POINTS!

31/8/2025, 2:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 24361 4579 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

The post has been deleted.
31/8/2025, 2:38:09 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

LANDO'S ENGINE GO BOOM!

31/8/2025, 2:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

P7 FOR BEARMAN LETS GO!

31/8/2025, 2:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

OLLIE!!!

31/8/2025, 2:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Ollie Bearman could snipe a point here if he gets a good restart.

31/8/2025, 2:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

KIMI WHAT THE FUCK?

31/8/2025, 2:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Haas turning this grand prix into a hard tire test is inspired.

31/8/2025, 2:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

This is incredibly evil. Comic book super villain evil.

31/8/2025, 2:03:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@samd.bsky.social) reposted

Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned

31/8/2025, 1:49:13 PM | 1574 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Their alter egos (NASCAR Truck Series drivers Chuck Clark and Russell George) came out there in that fight

31/8/2025, 1:48:07 PM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

HELL YEAH CHARLES!!!

31/8/2025, 1:47:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

He drives for Red Bull he deserves it.

31/8/2025, 1:37:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Rain + Banking= Lewis Crash

31/8/2025, 1:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Any rain at all on the banking is dangerous. There's a reason NASCAR doesn't run in the rain.

31/8/2025, 1:08:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Max Verstappen is a lunatic.

31/8/2025, 1:06:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Team Liquid need to fold as an org.

30/8/2025, 10:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marshall Newhouse (@mnewhouse.bsky.social) reposted

Talkin cash shit and backing it up is my favorite song.

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30/8/2025, 9:51:10 PM | 409 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucy Rohden (@lucyrohden.bsky.social) reposted

Finebaum is about to be must-see tv this week

30/8/2025, 9:48:56 PM | 130 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted

The way to understand Cody Campbell is: 1) He is a billionaire trying to influence public policy to his own selfish ends (bad) 2) He is a billionaire using a chunk of his fortune to try to buy a conference championship and playoff berth for his favorite team (good) It's a duality-of-man deal

30/8/2025, 9:44:08 PM | 76 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

This isn't Texas vs Ohio State. It's Iowa vs Perdue.

30/8/2025, 5:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

... This is the best team vs the third best team in the nation? Really?

30/8/2025, 5:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly my hatred of Gus Johnson is such a that usually I avoid the 11 AM Fox game on principle.

30/8/2025, 4:13:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

I hate Gus Johnson. I blame all of you for forcing him down my throat for 20 years.

30/8/2025, 4:12:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably kicking off a little late because of the Corso send off.

30/8/2025, 4:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:49:51 PM | 75 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

That's not a penalty by the way. The jersey tug was outside the box. Shambolic refereeing in Manchester United/Burnley.

30/8/2025, 4:00:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Emerson (@sethemerson.bsky.social) reposted

ESPN can be criticized for excessive self promotion on plenty of things. Lee Corso is not one of them. He has been so important to college football and ESPN coverage of it. And by all accounts is a good guy. Kudos to a great career and an appropriate sendoff.

30/8/2025, 3:54:22 PM | 179 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

BURNLEY AGAIN

30/8/2025, 3:30:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Sigh.

30/8/2025, 3:20:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

BURNLEY

30/8/2025, 3:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Brown (@mattbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Ohio State is an SEC school that doesn’t know how to cook or dress

30/8/2025, 2:49:13 PM | 328 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Lance Stroll being ass will never not be funny

30/8/2025, 1:05:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

The only explanation for VAR taking this long is that the English are dumb fucks

30/8/2025, 12:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

The Robbie's are out to lunch. The Chelsea player got stepped on. That's a foul. And they're busy arguing about the definition of the word challenge.

30/8/2025, 12:36:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Please do. For the (White Sox) culture.

29/8/2025, 9:02:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Chatz (@joechatz.bsky.social) reposted

There is no match this weekend for the Chicago Fire but they will be without Leonardo Barroso and Joel Waterman when they go against New England next week. At @OnTapSportsNet #cf97 #VamosFire ontapsportsnet.com/fire/the-chi...

29/8/2025, 8:57:45 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Albert Burneko (@albertburneko.bsky.social) reposted

it's wild how literally everything AI makes the news for is appalling and reprehensible

29/8/2025, 8:59:46 PM | 91 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic | Football (@theathleticfc.bsky.social) reposted

EXCL 🚨 Arsenal have reached an agreement with Bayer Leverkusen to sign defender Piero Hincapie. The deal is a season-long loan including an option to buy for a total package of €52million — plus a 10 per cent sell-on clause. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 8:51:03 PM | 70 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know if you guys follow American Soccer here but it's popping off without any of the bad actors that exist in the space and it rules.

29/8/2025, 7:57:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Good boy Krypto.

29/8/2025, 7:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Hamburg SV being bad will always facinate me. I don't understand how it's possible.

29/8/2025, 7:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

That this post is how I found you on here just makes sense.

29/8/2025, 7:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't that Cyberchase?

29/8/2025, 7:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MarkDee (@thelinefor2.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Funk Flex announced his last show on NYC’s HOT 97 will be *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *motorcycle rev noise* September *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *it’s Funkmaster Flex night* *bomb noise* 1 at 7pm *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *bomb noise*

28/8/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 53 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucy Rohden (@lucyrohden.bsky.social) reposted

Do u think Taylor Swift will end her engagement after Travis made her watch this game

29/8/2025, 1:53:53 AM | 112 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Taylor Swift turning into a ball knowing Sicko is quite possibly one of the better timelines.

29/8/2025, 1:45:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Drinkowitz needs to teach his quarterbacks to slide. I can't deal with this

29/8/2025, 12:07:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Plunkett (@lukeplunkett.com) reposted

people keep spotting the polestar 5 out on the road for testing and i have never wanted a car more in my life

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29/8/2025, 12:03:44 AM | 75 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

If I'm Sam Horn I just give it up and report to Arizona. The hits just aren't worth it.

29/8/2025, 12:03:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bad Faith Times (@dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy) reposted

22/8/2025, 8:56:23 PM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted

It's still shocking how the modern conservative movement has disregarded constitutionalism entirely and has moved straight to what's effectively monarchism

28/8/2025, 10:16:04 PM | 352 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jimmy Kempski (@jimmykempski.bsky.social) reposted

A visual of the last time each team in the NFC made it to the NFC Championship Game...

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28/8/2025, 9:48:15 PM | 305 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

FUMBLE! OH MY!

28/8/2025, 9:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy, apparently.

28/8/2025, 9:37:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Khan Jr. (@skhanjr.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you to all involved parties for completing the Micah Parsons trade BEFORE Boise State and USF kicked off. Week 1 of CFB is officially on. Lock in!

28/8/2025, 9:31:19 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Love that Venus Williams is still out here balling in doubles.

28/8/2025, 8:45:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

It's Mizzou game day and KTGR has no local programming what the hell?

28/8/2025, 7:56:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted

Shooter was a detransitioned anti-trans Nazi whose ideology was in lockstep with 99% of Trumpism. But the fascists won't let the truth get in the way of an extermination plan they were already working on anyway.

28/8/2025, 6:23:46 PM | 935 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Hey soccer Sky get this man some help.

28/8/2025, 7:12:36 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

The finest raclette.

28/8/2025, 7:07:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted

bookshop.org/p/books/one-...

28/8/2025, 6:30:17 PM | 1185 204 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

I kinda like that UEFA has embraced the cheese.

28/8/2025, 6:28:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted

For the eleventy billionth time: Attacks on science funding and science jobs in the United States don’t mean that science will just move elsewhere. It means a lot less science for everyone. There aren’t enough jobs or funding everywhere else )combined) for US scientists to just move.

27/8/2025, 9:35:33 AM | 522 189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted

uhhhh

27/8/2025, 4:51:38 PM | 6074 1774 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Kastner (@mkstnr.bsky.social) reposted

I do not feel bad for Manchester United and this is tremendous content.

27/8/2025, 9:16:52 PM | 148 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

I love soccer.

27/8/2025, 9:18:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

:/

27/8/2025, 9:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

GRIMSBY TOWN BEAT MANCHESTER UNITED

27/8/2025, 9:16:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

However this finishes, Onana is ass at stopping penalties.

27/8/2025, 9:15:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

Goddammit Harry McGuire never let us have fun.

27/8/2025, 8:46:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)

The Gaylor Swift subreddit went private lmao.

27/8/2025, 1:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. I'm probably going to the Sox game.

27/8/2025, 12:59:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl T. Bergstrom (@carlbergstrom.com) reposted

You’re not dropping a single, asshole. If you’re actually knew anything, it would be criminal not to reveal it now. But of course, this is a bullshit publicity stunt.

THE HILL HEALTH CARE RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autism in September BY JOSEPH CHOI - 08/26/25 4:01 PM ET
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