Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Between them and the Colorado Rockies
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Between them and the Colorado Rockies
Bryan Fischer (@bryandfischer.bsky.social) reposted
Literally letting a dog call Belichick's first game in CFB now.
obnoxiously pitt girl (@opg.bsky.social) reposted
Herbstreit putting the headset on the dog is a vibe honestly
BYCTOM (@byctom.bsky.social) reposted
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
As Trump attacks unions and occupies our city, we’re called to remember how we got here. Labor Day would not exist without the workers who fought and died at the Haymarket Massacre and the Pullman Strike in Chicago. It’s not a coincidence he’s targeting Chicago:
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
LMAOOOOO
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
A SECOND GROUNDING PENALTY!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
He can't stop self destructing
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/za5wwChsCwg?...
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Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
LIVAR strikes again.
The Short Fuse (@theshortfuse.bsky.social) reposted
Martin Odegaard and Ebere Eze readying to come on for Arsenal.
static klinger (@jessespector.com) reposted
who’s that coming down the track a ferrari that just fuckin crashed
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Scoreless at halftime. About as good as I could hope.
Kate Starbird (@katestarbird.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker out here giving a master class in countering the right wing propaganda machine’s efforts to justify further federal invasions and occupations of American cities: he’s effectively reframing the discussion (beyond debates re: crime rates) to one of rising authoritarianism & federal overreach.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
It's Ferrari. It would be a Marlboro.
KLURT (@klurt.bsky.social) reposted
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
I generally find that most fans are dumb. The sport and nation of origin are irrelevant.
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
JB Pritzker uses the word "invasion" to describe what Trump has planned for my city, Chicago. And that's exactly what it would be – an autocratic government trying to crush our dissent because we oppose his corruption, cruelty and incompetence. It's what dictators do.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Coulda watched Lando Norris's engine go boom instead.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Katie Shook (@katieshook.bsky.social) reposted
LOL I love that they didn’t even give him a watch or a hat to wear VCARB just unprepared
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
And Isack Hadjar, who did NOT destroy the car.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
OCON SNEAKY P10??? DOUBLE HAAS POINTS!
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
LANDO'S ENGINE GO BOOM!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
P7 FOR BEARMAN LETS GO!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
OLLIE!!!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Ollie Bearman could snipe a point here if he gets a good restart.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
KIMI WHAT THE FUCK?
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Haas turning this grand prix into a hard tire test is inspired.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
This is incredibly evil. Comic book super villain evil.
Sam (@samd.bsky.social) reposted
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Their alter egos (NASCAR Truck Series drivers Chuck Clark and Russell George) came out there in that fight
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
HELL YEAH CHARLES!!!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
He drives for Red Bull he deserves it.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Rain + Banking= Lewis Crash
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Any rain at all on the banking is dangerous. There's a reason NASCAR doesn't run in the rain.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Max Verstappen is a lunatic.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Team Liquid need to fold as an org.
Marshall Newhouse (@mnewhouse.bsky.social) reposted
Talkin cash shit and backing it up is my favorite song.
Lucy Rohden (@lucyrohden.bsky.social) reposted
Finebaum is about to be must-see tv this week
Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted
The way to understand Cody Campbell is: 1) He is a billionaire trying to influence public policy to his own selfish ends (bad) 2) He is a billionaire using a chunk of his fortune to try to buy a conference championship and playoff berth for his favorite team (good) It's a duality-of-man deal
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
This isn't Texas vs Ohio State. It's Iowa vs Perdue.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
... This is the best team vs the third best team in the nation? Really?
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly my hatred of Gus Johnson is such a that usually I avoid the 11 AM Fox game on principle.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
I hate Gus Johnson. I blame all of you for forcing him down my throat for 20 years.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably kicking off a little late because of the Corso send off.
The Beverly Tweetmaker (@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social) reposted
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
That's not a penalty by the way. The jersey tug was outside the box. Shambolic refereeing in Manchester United/Burnley.
Seth Emerson (@sethemerson.bsky.social) reposted
ESPN can be criticized for excessive self promotion on plenty of things. Lee Corso is not one of them. He has been so important to college football and ESPN coverage of it. And by all accounts is a good guy. Kudos to a great career and an appropriate sendoff.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
BURNLEY AGAIN
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Sigh.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
BURNLEY
Matt Brown (@mattbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Ohio State is an SEC school that doesn’t know how to cook or dress
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Lance Stroll being ass will never not be funny
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
The only explanation for VAR taking this long is that the English are dumb fucks
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
The Robbie's are out to lunch. The Chelsea player got stepped on. That's a foul. And they're busy arguing about the definition of the word challenge.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Please do. For the (White Sox) culture.
Joe Chatz (@joechatz.bsky.social) reposted
There is no match this weekend for the Chicago Fire but they will be without Leonardo Barroso and Joel Waterman when they go against New England next week. At @OnTapSportsNet #cf97 #VamosFire ontapsportsnet.com/fire/the-chi...
Albert Burneko (@albertburneko.bsky.social) reposted
it's wild how literally everything AI makes the news for is appalling and reprehensible
The Athletic | Football (@theathleticfc.bsky.social) reposted
EXCL 🚨 Arsenal have reached an agreement with Bayer Leverkusen to sign defender Piero Hincapie. The deal is a season-long loan including an option to buy for a total package of €52million — plus a 10 per cent sell-on clause. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know if you guys follow American Soccer here but it's popping off without any of the bad actors that exist in the space and it rules.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Good boy Krypto.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Hamburg SV being bad will always facinate me. I don't understand how it's possible.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
That this post is how I found you on here just makes sense.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't that Cyberchase?
MarkDee (@thelinefor2.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Funk Flex announced his last show on NYC’s HOT 97 will be *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *motorcycle rev noise* September *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *it’s Funkmaster Flex night* *bomb noise* 1 at 7pm *bomb noise* *bomb noise* *bomb noise*
Lucy Rohden (@lucyrohden.bsky.social) reposted
Do u think Taylor Swift will end her engagement after Travis made her watch this game
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Taylor Swift turning into a ball knowing Sicko is quite possibly one of the better timelines.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Drinkowitz needs to teach his quarterbacks to slide. I can't deal with this
Luke Plunkett (@lukeplunkett.com) reposted
people keep spotting the polestar 5 out on the road for testing and i have never wanted a car more in my life
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
If I'm Sam Horn I just give it up and report to Arizona. The hits just aren't worth it.
Bad Faith Times (@dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy) reposted
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
It's still shocking how the modern conservative movement has disregarded constitutionalism entirely and has moved straight to what's effectively monarchism
Jimmy Kempski (@jimmykempski.bsky.social) reposted
A visual of the last time each team in the NFC made it to the NFC Championship Game...
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
FUMBLE! OH MY!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
That guy, apparently.
Sam Khan Jr. (@skhanjr.bsky.social) reposted
Thank you to all involved parties for completing the Micah Parsons trade BEFORE Boise State and USF kicked off. Week 1 of CFB is officially on. Lock in!
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Love that Venus Williams is still out here balling in doubles.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
It's Mizzou game day and KTGR has no local programming what the hell?
Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted
Shooter was a detransitioned anti-trans Nazi whose ideology was in lockstep with 99% of Trumpism. But the fascists won't let the truth get in the way of an extermination plan they were already working on anyway.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Hey soccer Sky get this man some help.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
The finest raclette.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
bookshop.org/p/books/one-...
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
I kinda like that UEFA has embraced the cheese.
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 (@whysharksmatter.bsky.social) reposted
For the eleventy billionth time: Attacks on science funding and science jobs in the United States don’t mean that science will just move elsewhere. It means a lot less science for everyone. There aren’t enough jobs or funding everywhere else )combined) for US scientists to just move.
gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted
uhhhh
Mark Kastner (@mkstnr.bsky.social) reposted
I do not feel bad for Manchester United and this is tremendous content.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
I love soccer.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
:/
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
GRIMSBY TOWN BEAT MANCHESTER UNITED
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
However this finishes, Onana is ass at stopping penalties.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
Goddammit Harry McGuire never let us have fun.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)
The Gaylor Swift subreddit went private lmao.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. I'm probably going to the Sox game.
Carl T. Bergstrom (@carlbergstrom.com) reposted
You’re not dropping a single, asshole. If you’re actually knew anything, it would be criminal not to reveal it now. But of course, this is a bullshit publicity stunt.
Ruben Tisch (@rubentisch.bsky.social)