I did not know that I’ve vaped once and it felt weird
I’m an organ donor. Are you?
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I did not know that I’ve vaped once and it felt weird
There are calories attached to vaping?
A skinny bitch has anywhere between 60-100 calories. A Negroni has anywhere up to 200 calories. An old fashioned has anywhere from 150-200 calories. An Espresso Martini has up to 300 calories. *Just planning my caloric intake*
Some chill house for lovers of life open.spotify.com/track/5eqCFs...
You and every living breathing male
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Morons gotta moron. I have a shellfish allergy. Should I kill myself with lobster mornay?
Just a different breed
I wanna award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to the lady in the store that fitted me into the perfect jeans. Thank you Theresa.
Yes they’ve got women on the ground to leer at. I played women’s cricket about 7 years ago.
I’m so glad I’m not your number 14,396 I would have asked for a re-assessment
Some of those community sporting clubs are clubs of sheer male toxic misogyny
I hold a stereotype image of men’s cricket clubs - I know someone closely associated and I don’t hold them in high regard
Have they matured in any way?
Lo-Fi is my vibe this night. Audible flaws touch my heart. Like the Japanese principle wabi-sabi. We need a few drinks and comfy chairs 😂
You should get them to reenact lol
AFL behaviour is equally atrocious at times
I am kidding
What more can I say? Cricket teams 😂 outright idiots Did you bolt?
Why do soccer hooligans get such a bad rap? Could it be because their surnames are typically 50 miles long?
That’s a lot of stuff that shits you. What number am I?
I appreciate only hot men with full wallets
Only men find this type of humour funny. It’s outright dumb. You men are like primary school children even in your 50s. Rolling my eyes at Phil the knob.
Some advice. If you’re going to spit on your competitors, you’re also spitting on your own industry. Fuckwit. Get back in your lane. You’re no one but a puppet.
Being called a Queen or a Greek Goddess is a slap in the face to my masculine energy. I kinda like the androgynous suit too.
Pussy power
You have to be, at night time, as a sole woman
I’m always on high alert tbh I’m ready to kick any fuckwit in the balls
Best time to walk and smile as you walk past other human beings - even the odd Good Evening, because I’m a polite motherfucker
I cannot be farked working today. Struggling to find the motivation I need. I’m ready to crash in a warm climate with a negroni. I’m tired. I need a break.
That damn AI.
Weight training done 💪 Can I go back to bed now, please?
You watch Italian tv for the tits.
Melbourne slang bro.
And an egg
34 grams of protein. Only 253 calories. Made up of tuna in spring water, baby beetroot and broad beans. Can’t eat any more clean than this.
No I pick and choose those meetings - mostly internal
That’s everywhere
I’m a very versatile and adaptable individual. I can talk to a kid and make them feel good. I can talk to an 85 year old Grandmother. I can talk to a peer respectfully. But I can also talk with Senior Australian executives who think their shit don’t stink. Little old wog girl me.
What a spanking day in Melb. It’s not overly warm but the sun is warming my back. Doing all 3 meetings on my airpods as I walk. Can’t put the value it gives me for my mental health. Invaluable.
Age Quod Agis
I don't know what the future looks like, but I can say now with evidence that AI is changing the economics and processes of knowledge work.
Your S is correct. Only Z in USA. Freaks 🤣
What’s soccer 5s?
Oh shit it’s Monday tomorrow.
The Polish millionaire that grabs the cap off the kid, should be stoned and then shat on by all of us, one at a time. What a total piece of shit of a human being. 7news.com.au/sport/tennis...
I’m.Addicted.To.”Thoroughfare” by Ethel “'Cause love's out there and I can't leave it be" (I can't leave it be, I can't leave it be) And I said, "Honey, love's never meant much to me (nothing much)” open.spotify.com/track/04P1yl...
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Watching my son’s last soccer game of the season. A part of me is sad. Is this it for Mum duties?
It’s a great track ❤️
Yeah? That sounds like a challenge 😂
It’s the new black
If love is truly the most practical thing, why does it often seem so difficult to practice in the face of daily challenges & personal adversity? Does the struggle to consistently act from a place of love reveal a deeper tension between our values and the more defensive instincts of human nature?
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You should have at least 2-3?
My uniform is black. What colour is yours?
Let’s make a list and start working on it 😂
I make fun of it myself - it’s ok. Music is important to me and it’s a big part of my life ❤️
This is correct 😂
Nah they’re too dopey
We don’t need much in life tbh - The idea is so deeply personal - thats all
We all need one meaningful song dedication in our lives 😂
I’m still waiting, at 51, for a dude to dedicate to me: Edwyn Collins - A girl like you Foreigner - Waiting for a girl like you There are rules to dedications. You can’t dedicate within 24 months of knowing, that’s called gaming the system. Only contextual meaningful dedications count.
LinkedIn needs a Moderator and I wanna be that person. I’d implement one very basic & simple rule. No wanky posts.
😂 🤣
Now this is new to me and your family is weird
Like my arse dude
I just like the juicy feeling lol
I’d need a box a day
Two doesn’t even hit the sides A bottle of gum lasts me an hour
One piece isn’t enough - or two - or three….and so on
I counted 12 pieces
Does anybody else shove like 10 pieces of gum into their mouth and chew for 15 mins?
We said «ο δάσκαλος είναι βλάκας»
What time are the racists bracing our streets tomorrow? I am scared of white nationalists so will stay home and bake galaktobouriko which they’ll go pay $15 a piece for in Oakleigh.
AI development accelerates by the month, week, day, if not hour. I want to build AI that makes someone’s life better + not have AI pretend it wants a life of its own. AI will never be conscious or seemingly conscious. Let’s not distort realities.
Ladies, do yourselves a favour and grab yourselves a copy. Just released by my favourite Dr for us women, Dr Vonda Wright. Want to live a long life with mobility? Eat clean Train your muscles Walk Sun light & Fuck someone you connect with
It’s a 4 anti-histamine day for me. How about you?
Fucking tragically sad.
Nice. Send her my regards. Tell her I’m Περικλής κόρη
Can’t be farked
Because you’re a wog
It really is therapy for me too - otherwise I’d need a shrink on hand
He’s already told me off
And I said, "Honey, love's never meant much to me But I'll come with you if you're sure it's what you need" open.spotify.com/track/04P1yl...
I am having a minimum of 3-5 coffees a day. I am a true Melbourne coffee groupie.
open.spotify.com/track/04P1yl...
Just curl up and rock open.spotify.com/track/0CMlcN...
Complicated open.spotify.com/track/5R58tD...
Nice work
What a dream Maybe one day I’ll live out in a beautiful spot
Thank you Nate. I wore a suit jacket yesterday to my performance review and told my boss I did especially for the review. He looked at me blankly and I said “as if I’d do that”. I had an important meeting with a wanky exec. You have to look like you know what you’re doing. Imposter yada yada.
Are you down at Great Ocean Road? Such a beautiful spot - my fav
Hormonal shift it’s called
Totally My head clears - great de-stress I like watching the cars go past Feeling the crisp wind permeating my bones and my fat arse
I look good though 😂
I just feel the cold a whole lot more at 51
🤣 she’s not wrong
Did an hour 20 mins so pretty happy x
Why has it turned so terribly like this?