no country “lives in 2050” we just live in usa
🇵🇭🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 they/them/siya angsty middle-aged Autistic/ADHD/DLD. pin@y. happily married genderqueer, bi, ace, demi. eclectic and professional weirdo. unwilling suburbanite 👎 stolen potawatomi land 🔻 Ⓐ 🔴⚫️ (skokie/chicago, illinois, imperial usa)
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no country “lives in 2050” we just live in usa
awww @ emmy! and your wallpaper, fun!
yeah you look amazing. also your cat tattoo! and tell me about the backdrop you’re in front of!
RIGHT?!
me: *autistic heavy breathing* 🚂🚂🚂
once my daughter and i have a lot more free time we’ll watch twin peaks together i can’t wait i have the whole collection
wild with all the daws now
i’d play
k so this mf is a dem front runner in 2028 lol damn
awww yisss that dress on you is 🔥
ooo that would be rad
yuuuuuuuuuh 😂
we got this, appreciate it sibby 💜
i decided i want to live long enough to be the same dork i am now, but since i'll be old it'll come off as endearing, and so young mfs will say "i wanna be an old dork like them too"
i bought two new hawaiian shirts for my upcoming performances, one has a bunch of rubber duckies and the other has a bunch of schnauzers
space farce
tell 'em, gov look at da mayor ready to throw tf down
even driving up and down route 41 was friggin creepy sometimes
ha! i heard of them lol no thanks
lmao 🤣
i bet your clothes still smell like joliet
ah yes, schaumburg, where god vomited and out came shopping centers and parking lots
i’m a millimeter south of where it says “evanston” and around there is my entire universe. i have no clue what goes on in the red zone but i did meet people who still wore aquanet high-bangs till 2004
ok just got back from my walk did he make his little announcement or did he *finger across throat motion* *fart noise*
oh jeez! but hey thanks for the good work it had to be said. all of it!
yes you got the janes addiction reference jajaja
oh damn! what happened? yeah i’m not on there often enough to remember if we’re mutuals
imma go get some food, lemme know what emperor palpitation says
LMAO DAMN
trump says... he's done with sergio...
LOL right!
i thought mfs were being cute calling each other cats in french (“chat”) but turns out to be more dumb internet slang. chat.
lmao that’s a good one. but yeah when i finally heard their music it sounded to me exactly like the type of music a station wagon would make
gavin newsom is an alien reptilian humanoid and takes his face off when he’s eating mice
when i was a kid i thought fleetwood mac was some sort of station wagon
once again i’m witnessing people in my IRL circles misuse terminology related to neurodiversity. its misuse will be completely normalized and then weaponized, very much like liberals and maga saying “woke.”
way to trigger that skunk while we’re sleeping with the windows open, neighbor
yeah i’d listen to big empty over and over again
looks good! it took mine a really long time to heal, kind of annoying with the piercing bump, but i just had to keep it clean and be patient with it. hope your journey isn’t as long!
i’m glad mayor johnson signed that executive order to prevent cpd from assisting the feds in their martial law/gestapo bullshit he’s also preventing those dipshits from covering their faces or using police logos on their uniforms www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
oh hell yeah man, i just love listening to this album (and others) all the way through, the way i did back in college when they first came out
superunknown, down on the upside, siamese dream, mellon collie, bleach, incesticide, on repeat, then starting 1997 went full jazz/big band the moment sugar ray came out
apparently being an adult means that you replace smoking cigs and staring at album covers with full time employment and cleaning out your suburban garage
sense memories of laying on my couch, smoking cigs, staring at the ceiling listening to this album (and others) in full
Now Spinning
lol sweet!
i’m actually looking for one i might need to pick your brain one of these days
which ones?
ooo i love those i haven’t had one in years
still listening to mellon collie. 1979 gives me such sense memories. alone in my apartment. smoking cigs. late at night. fall of 1995.
cheap trick! i only had two of their cassette singles don’t be cruel and the flame
looks yummy what is that
rad 🤘
listening to mellon collie, i can sit with all 28 songs on this album
me too i think of it as shouting from the top of a mountain
i wrote a 1950s inspired song with a nice melody but snuck in a dark theme in there as i would prob bawled like 5 times writing it 😢😵💫🤦
sweet, nostril or septum?
hell yeah sibby ❤️🥰❤️🥰
i think the ppl that will remain on bsky till the end are the posters like me that just enjoy talking about our day and random bits of our lives
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 (relatable)
YUM
yaaaas (the tshirt)
what i said to the last asshole i dated before meeting my wife
“acecraft: sky hero” on mobile is kinda fun, it looks like cuphead but a lot less irritatingly difficult
time for a snore-nap
new album by the hives is pretty mid
LMAO omg yesssss i feel like it needs to be printed out like pamphlets to be scattered from planes all over usa
what’s funny is that if you present them first the ideas they’ll like it but once you finally call it by it’s name they freak out and curl up into a hate-ball
watching blue jays this morning they’re such assholes but i like them plus they scream like how i’d imagine pterodactyls would sound like
had a sort of “soft coming-out” to some friends last night and it felt alright ❤️
being a cute guitarist in a punk band is one way to break past my ace/aro forcefield
so like, the tumblr teens grew up to be bsky adults
clearly this lonely wack ass chose one purpose for bsky
new york post called me a creepy leftist 🥲
trump may be did youtu.be/NRdg1MOYxHo?...
i think this might actually be their official IG account 😯 www.instagram.com/red__aunts?i...
deadgate
obscure "russian radio" song in my head
i love all dogs but i’ll never forgive hanna-barbera for scrappy-doo
dogs be gay pet!
watching reels about hippos cheers me up (not a reference to ur mom)
thank you
❤️❤️❤️
i can tell it’s gonna be a pretty crappy Rx side-effect day today 😢
‘ey meng, joo got da yeyo?
trump reveals an executive order to have vance mummified and entombed with him
awwwww 🥰🥰🥰
some people say i’ve got this glow of inner light and radiance but it might just be the radioactive shrimp i been eating from mariano’s
love her
i’m 5min into this documentary so far, pretty fascinating youtu.be/PPySn3slfXI?...
i love this bc it means he’s done right with you
oh good my favorite passenger is on the bus, i think she’s caribbean, and she lays down the law if anyone acts up, and during bears season she gives us all the latest 🤣
yeah i feel that
i can use a plate of beef stroganoff right now though i’m not yet sure what to use it for
sounds like an amazing da
i am awful at video games. there is a disconnect between my brain, hands/controller, and the video. 80s video games are hard for me, and so playing anything created after 1989 is a lost cause. you'd think that being a drummer and having all this coordination counts for something. it does not.