Russ Fischer
@russfischer.bsky.social
actually still the horse from Michael Clayton
created July 3, 2023
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas (@horrornonna.com) reposted reply parent
I wrote about this in my book on THE HITCHER, that Seale basically shot it like an Australian film and that adds to the insane general vibe and ambient yet pervasive suggestion that you are nowhere and no one can save yopu
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
I always forget that he shot it, then ten minutes into a rewatch it’s like “DAMN this looks good” and then I have to check whether he filmed it in Australia.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Literally any single frame of THE HITCHER looks better than modern movies that cost 100 times as much. Thank you, FURY ROAD cinematographer John Seale.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
it really is interesting that they recognize it isn't politically possible to claim the US as a specifically anglo-saxon country and thus have to retroactively include groups of european immigrants — seen, at the time, as interlopers — as "white" people entitled to the same claim on national origins
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
This is a bunch of jerkoff cosplay Manifest Destiny bullshit. Who in this standing ovation audience would take their kids as they abandon everything to pave a path through a frontier? They wouldn't even encourage their kids to farm crops. Fuck all of these people.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Detailssss! The people need drama.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom lives in my house, so I see her every day and I still think about this all the time.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
That family does
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
That is kinda the U-TURN vibe…
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
great lore, Powell & Pressburger would approve. Hans Christian Anderson, maybe
demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) (@regretagarbo.rip) reposted
i am so tired of insane (derogatory) people. i only want to deal with insane (resplendent) people
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
a lousy commercial
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Today's gonna be like when David Lynch says “there’s an announcement on Wednesday” and everyone’s expecting a new movie but instead he announces a perfume commercial starring ants.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
finally, a war movie
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
don't RFK people pls
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
"the vibe has changed" is some weak shit
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
just for insurance
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
get this guy into the announcement audience tomorrow
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Have learned that making a quart or two of hummus is the easiest and cheapest cheat code for dealing with wanting to snack during the work week.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
More beauties incoming
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
GM from this beauty in my garden
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
CINEMA
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
uh oh I drank rum before dark
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
Pathetic and cowardly. Your tax dollars at work
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm good with this
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Went from getting a good compliment to cleaning a giant mess of wet cement out of the back of my truck. A real strikes and gutters kinda day. (Do not forget to put bags of cement inside if it might rain, and definitely do not try to move them when they're already wet.)
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
A woman walked up to me at a party tonight and said “you’re Yacht Rock hot” then walked away.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of this movie feels like a home for ideas grown when he was being courted for the fourth ALIEN. Agree that it’s a wonky mix but I love 2/3 of this film.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
it's a beautiful movie
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Do you think some staffer had to print out all the tweets from last night to keep on file? Do you think it runs to multiple volumes?
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reposted
If we all wake up disappointed just remember that I love (most of) you and we will try again tomorrow.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
I went with THE MONKEY, also 90 minutes, also killer, or at least full of kills?
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
CINEMA
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
goddammit now I'm home and I can't just refresh all night so I need a movie to watch
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaha what
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
If we all wake up disappointed just remember that I love (most of) you and we will try again tomorrow.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m dying
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
I have two extremes: Tom Waits in THE FISHER KING, and Gulch recently in FREAKY TALES.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
You deserve this for your birthday!!
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
If we all manifest
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
THE SWIMMER is on the Criterion Channel for a couple more days. If you’ve never seen it, this is the best two hours you’ll have all weekend. boxd.it/aU8KDj
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
New Hampshire leaning hard into that state motto
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
once a day, every day, give (or make) yourself a present
Professor of Cho Aniki Studies (@impemboganecue.bsky.social) reposted
...ok? What are we supposed to do with this
rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) reposted
not voting for this guy for jack shit find someone else for your lil 2028 election
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Let #LetterboxdFriday be one good thing this week #LastFourWatched THE VAMPIRE LOVERS has legit one of the hottest scenes I’ve caught lately.
Phil Nobile Jr. (@philnobilejr.bsky.social) reposted
🥲
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Bruce Wayne and Batman are both the biggest guy you’ve ever seen. Gotham: Weird coincidence
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, throw one of these or a Honda CRX into your period piece high school horror movie for some real cred.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Watching STRIPPED TO KILL. When a dude rolls up in a Suzuki Samurai it gave me intense high school flashbacks thinking about the douchebag who got one the moment he got his license, flipped it, then was immediately given a replacement in red.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
🫡
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a great interview! Was good to see him being critical about his own past and the wrong assumptions a lot of guys in the scene (um, hi) took as given for too long.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw them open a number of shows with Prayer to God, which was fantastic each time.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
And do what we both came here to do
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey man I wanna have a fight with you!
Josh McLaurin (@joshforgeorgia.bsky.social) reposted
I took this picture myself at the CDC protest today. These are among the hundreds of bullet holes in CDC headquarters windows, visible from the street. I heard today that the admin has no urgent plan to fix these windows. Imagine being a CDC employee going to work under these conditions
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Trump: Hey JD, you do that puff piece with the paper they give away at hotels? Vance: Sure did boss, real fuckin' weird just like you asked
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
this is such an indictment of studio practices
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
while studios were fighting unions on every possible dime craftspeople could earn, they were spending $100m on this trash
Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
the original is a movie my childhood best friend and I rented many times for two reasons: the Boris Vallejo art, and a prominent blurb on the VHS box
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
We should all get a constitutional amendment to enshrine our personal fandoms.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
he wouldn't be so mad if his mask wasn't always catching on stuff
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
oh man this arc is too familiar
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
it's bread
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
www.jenettebras.com/about
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you visited her bra shop in LA? She’s often there, or was pre-Covid at least.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
RFK you fucking freak do not look at my kid in an airport or anywhere else
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Being able to say you did something is beautiful! Especially if it is a creative work. But man, just finishing a project, whatever it is, feels good.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
People need to be reminded how good it feels to put something beautiful out into the world.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
These gun people were my dad to some extent. He'd never show off like this, but for a very long time he never spent money except when he wanted a new gun. Over time he migrated to photography, and guess what people still always say about him, even years after he died? He took such great bird photos.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
it's so nice
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
"a new house project is just an excuse to buy some new tools" - literally every guy I know
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
This is why we let camera shops be oriented towards men. Let these guys get obsessed with lenses instead, like normal freaks.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reposted
logging on
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
jfc
Emma Berquist (@emmaberquist.bsky.social) reposted
the precedent has been set. get the rotten fruit
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
the Dead Kennedys have to update California Uber Alles again
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970)
Luke: grue fodder (@captainfez.bsky.social) reposted
So yeah, go and listen to a track from Disquiet by The Necks because it is, as expected, brilliant. www.cyclicdefrost.com/2025/08/list...
Anxiyeti (@anxiyeti.bsky.social) reposted
Just thinkin about this evergreen @bakoon.bsky.social tweet
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Historically, this sort of thing does not go well. bsky.app/profile/just...
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
ah, very exciting
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
When everything we’ve ever worked for is worthless in a couple years will we even remember this moment?
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is going to hit importers hard, and given their place in the physical media ecosystem that’s going to be a problem for everyone.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
next time this mf hugs a flag we gotta throw him in jail for desecration
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
Everything else going on is a distraction from my giant rogue sunflower.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
The vampirism aspect is kind of minor (but intense) in the movie, which seems to riff on Carmilla more than anything else. It's all pretty wild!
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just don't do it in front of the nuns is my main takeaway.
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
You did it!
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social) reply parent
I shouldn't say "most people" — obviously a lot of folks are doing just fine in this respect. "Too many people," maybe. But, yeah, you've got it right. If you're not constantly hammering rigid gender or social norms into your kids, this stuff is pretty easy!
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
I'd say that explaining other lifestyles to your kids is only tough if your parenting up to that point hasn't been up to snuff, but most people aren't ready for that yet
Benjamin Freed (@brfreed.bsky.social) reposted
this isn’t worth any outrage. we can just laugh at the supposedly tough gangster being afraid of cartoon lesbians in an underperforming kids movie from three years ago
Russ Fischer (@russfischer.bsky.social)
can't tell if the Mexican lesbian/satanism/vampire movie ALUCARDA is trying to warn me or entice me