Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
Mmmmm...broadcast slop at its finest.
Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
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Mmmmm...broadcast slop at its finest.
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The U of I can get 1969 grad Larry Craig, aka the Spud Stud, to pop out of a cake wearing nothing but that helmet. #GoVandals #FightinTaters #SpudStud www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nD_...
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I'm surprised that the bags weren't measured at 911 grams.
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deeply concerned
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Erin Go Gillooly
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#ShitlockProblems
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"Confederates in Space (Force)"
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In addition to being the first black men's basketball head coach in Pac-8 history, George Raveling was the first black HC among the major MBB conferences. In 1972, there were six major MBB conferences: Pac-8, ACC, Big 8, Big 10, SEC and SWC. Big East wasn't formed until 1979. #GoCougs #GFC
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Worse University of Idaho mascot: Inflatable Joe Vandal or Larry Craig? #GoVandals
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Richard Simmons and John Stockton: "Too long."
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Or Cameron Indoor #CeilingCam
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Temu Joel McHale and Evan Handler
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Is David Riley the next: a) Len Stevens b) Kevin Eastman c) Paul Graham d) Ken Bone e) Ernie Fucking Kent f) Some guy who coached between Friel and Raveling #CougZawgs #ZawgCougs
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#FurstTaekProblems (perpetual)
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Yeah, I'm aware of it. With CW games being added for MBB/WBB, it wouldn't surprise me if Heister is the go-to voice for Pullman games (assuming his Zawgs aren't playing on local TV).
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Not the Def Leppard drummer?
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He should still be in exile. Thankfully, he didn't work any WSU games on the CW McCall network last season. On the flip side, Ted Robinson worked too many Coug games in 2024.
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
I miss the voice of Marty Brennaman's son, the real-life Jim Brockmire.
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mom and pop strip club
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He didn't want to piss off O.J.
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and Alabama
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Primary: Number 2
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"Roundball Rock" will be her new ringtone.
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I appreciate Texas Southern's tribute to sTu-art scott.
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David Perboob
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Let's go Seadux
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Tennis meets 1970s "Match Game." [Brett Somers falls off chair, again.]
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
Holy spotted dick, Batman. Being from Washington state, the high school (American) football equivalent would be Kettle Falls beating Gonzaga Prep, or: Entiat beating Wenatchee Lummi beating Lynden Touchet beating Walla Walla Tri-Cities Prep beating Chiawana Washington School f/t Deaf beating Camas
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Scunthorpe
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Please don't post dick pics on Bluesky.
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He almost choked on a Dilly Bar.
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The couple wanted the public to know that their relationship is solid, according their publicist. In Williamsport, it is alleged that Mrs. Met had a fling with the Mariner Moose behind the outfield wall. A written message by the Moose said, "Just like Mickey Mantle. It was f-ing awesome. Go M's!"
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Saltalamacchia
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Add the Arch Deluxe for the McHoly McTrinity.
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Mancow's Madcow Moment
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Many ribs, no AEDs.
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Don't forget the crotch chops/grabs.
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Brokeback Barrel
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Dangerous Minas
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Goldygasm >>>>>>>>>> Rizzsgasm
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Another CGI cap being sold on eBay.
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Pacific Northwest-based Columbia Grain International had this logo for years. Someone's selling this hat on eBay.
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Pacific Northwest-based Columbia Grain International had this logo for years. Someone's selling this cap on eBay.
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cosmo diggler
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"Meat" is a Spanish word?
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Why couldn't it be a U-Dub or Zawg hat?
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aka Cassandra Tech
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Referee: "The Marie Laveau provision is being applied." www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xFk...
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Marv Albert: "YES!"
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"Les Cats"
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"Cory Chase's Gravy Race"
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Now if Pepsi would wake the fuck up and bring back the real sugar/throwback version of panther piss, I'll be content. Pepsi quit canning/bottling the rs/throwback version in late 2023.
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Mount Jefferson Davis is erupting out shit again.
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He was actually referring to some dude named Chris T. Chris T. enjoyed the parking-lot meet-up.
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For future postings, here's a well-cut (?) pic of CtC. deadspin.com/contest-do-s...
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Huge H/T: @jimcooke.bsky.social This was one of Jim Cooke's creations when he worked at Deadspin.
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Tony Stewart: "This is heaven."
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Right now, he and Hulk Hogan are performing a 69.
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Looking forward to the Friday night narrowcasts going from Apple to The 'Cock. #MLBNarrowcasting
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
About 7.5 days ago: Mariners fans getting hard for the World Series Now: Mariners fans drinking bleach with the Rox and WSox
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vanilla flavored
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[COACH REDACTED]bot
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In two weeks, HS football starts up in Washington state. Sadly, I don't think there'll be much action with #WAfbscores here because most of that is still over at the x-swill.
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Wokebrokeback Restaurant
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They had to put a "1" decal on the reversible jersey.
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Did Cyn get this superpissed when Franzia and Papa John(')s recently modified its logos?
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At 16:08: "Booyah!" #RIPStuartScott
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#CornholeInPhilly
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Shit, what's next? Banning banjos? [Plays "Feudin' Banjos" in a somber tone]
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Looking forward to being on the receiving end of DBU sweeps.
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
Considering the blandness of the Adams administration, I assumed Lay's.
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"It's white and pasty, but that ain't gravy."
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H/T dansavage@bsky.social
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"Like me, Christian Peter and Lawrence Phillips treat women very good."
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I didn't realize Vlad Jr. rescued his long-lost dad, Zack Wheat.
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So hard to get to Seattle from Major cities by airplane I hear. What a stupid f’ng take
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Just a reminder according to national media, the Mariners play somewhere is southwest Alaska
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This one should emphasize more on horseshit.
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Wait, that's not bizarro Amy Fleming? The horse-paste episode was the worst-ever "Heartland" episode.
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Ron Wright: "A Day in the Life" www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wr...
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@alexmayer34.bsky.social With Rick Rizzs working the last five games on Root, when was the previous time he worked a TV (Root/FSNNW) game?
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
Richie Sexson: "Revolution No. 9"
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Will there be a "Rally 4 Jordan" at the nearest Applebee's? thoughts and prayers
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He's not a Miracle Whip fan?
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Hopefully, it will sell more than Steve Raible's "Holy Catfish! The Steve Raible Guide to Cooking Catfish."
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Bluesky needs more "Almost Live!" clips posted.
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Suck it, Joey Chestnut.
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"He's got the runs!"
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mlb racewalking
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"Jumanji!"
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Benny Ruble
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Wazzu
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Promo code: "KEEPYOURVENMOPRIVATE"
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@mariners-news-bot.bsky.social When was the last time Rick Rizzs worked a TV (Root/FSNNW) game?
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I don't think the bot is a huge jiant penis fan.
Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)
John Rocker: "Man, shitheads say some shitty stuff." #Barves
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Instead of shitposting, she should be on OnlyFans.
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Briggs & Stetson
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That's not Gene Simmons?