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Fake Rusty Shackleford

@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social

Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.

created November 23, 2024

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Profile picture Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)

Mmmmm...broadcast slop at its finest.

3/9/2025, 3:00:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The U of I can get 1969 grad Larry Craig, aka the Spud Stud, to pop out of a cake wearing nothing but that helmet. #GoVandals #FightinTaters #SpudStud www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nD_...

3/9/2025, 3:00:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised that the bags weren't measured at 911 grams.

3/9/2025, 1:52:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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deeply concerned

3/9/2025, 1:04:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Erin Go Gillooly

3/9/2025, 12:55:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ShitlockProblems

3/9/2025, 12:16:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Confederates in Space (Force)"

3/9/2025, 12:07:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In addition to being the first black men's basketball head coach in Pac-8 history, George Raveling was the first black HC among the major MBB conferences. In 1972, there were six major MBB conferences: Pac-8, ACC, Big 8, Big 10, SEC and SWC. Big East wasn't formed until 1979. #GoCougs #GFC

3/9/2025, 12:01:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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poop-loose

31/8/2025, 6:05:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worse University of Idaho mascot: Inflatable Joe Vandal or Larry Craig? #GoVandals

30/8/2025, 12:30:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richard Simmons and John Stockton: "Too long."

29/8/2025, 2:47:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or Cameron Indoor #CeilingCam

29/8/2025, 1:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Temu Joel McHale and Evan Handler

29/8/2025, 1:03:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is David Riley the next: a) Len Stevens b) Kevin Eastman c) Paul Graham d) Ken Bone e) Ernie Fucking Kent f) Some guy who coached between Friel and Raveling #CougZawgs #ZawgCougs

Screenshot from a December 2012 men's college basketball game between Gonzaga and Washington State at Friel Court/Beasley Coliseum in Pullman, Washington. Two men are wearing multi-colored shirts that are half Gonzaga (in blue) and half Washington State (in crimson). Over the last 25 years, there are many fans who root for both teams.
29/8/2025, 1:00:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FurstTaekProblems (perpetual)

29/8/2025, 12:37:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm aware of it. With CW games being added for MBB/WBB, it wouldn't surprise me if Heister is the go-to voice for Pullman games (assuming his Zawgs aren't playing on local TV).

29/8/2025, 12:35:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the Def Leppard drummer?

29/8/2025, 12:33:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should still be in exile. Thankfully, he didn't work any WSU games on the CW McCall network last season. On the flip side, Ted Robinson worked too many Coug games in 2024.

29/8/2025, 12:29:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss the voice of Marty Brennaman's son, the real-life Jim Brockmire.

29/8/2025, 12:20:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mom and pop strip club

29/8/2025, 12:12:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't want to piss off O.J.

29/8/2025, 12:00:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and Alabama

28/8/2025, 11:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Primary: Number 2

28/8/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Roundball Rock" will be her new ringtone.

28/8/2025, 11:09:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I appreciate Texas Southern's tribute to sTu-art scott.

28/8/2025, 10:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Perboob

28/8/2025, 10:30:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's go Seadux

28/8/2025, 10:22:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tennis meets 1970s "Match Game." [Brett Somers falls off chair, again.]

28/8/2025, 6:05:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy spotted dick, Batman. Being from Washington state, the high school (American) football equivalent would be Kettle Falls beating Gonzaga Prep, or: Entiat beating Wenatchee Lummi beating Lynden Touchet beating Walla Walla Tri-Cities Prep beating Chiawana Washington School f/t Deaf beating Camas

28/8/2025, 3:45:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scunthorpe

28/8/2025, 3:37:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don't post dick pics on Bluesky.

28/8/2025, 3:00:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He almost choked on a Dilly Bar.

28/8/2025, 2:55:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The couple wanted the public to know that their relationship is solid, according their publicist. In Williamsport, it is alleged that Mrs. Met had a fling with the Mariner Moose behind the outfield wall. A written message by the Moose said, "Just like Mickey Mantle. It was f-ing awesome. Go M's!"

28/8/2025, 2:30:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saltalamacchia

27/8/2025, 6:31:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add the Arch Deluxe for the McHoly McTrinity.

27/8/2025, 6:17:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mancow's Madcow Moment

27/8/2025, 5:45:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many ribs, no AEDs.

27/8/2025, 5:01:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget the crotch chops/grabs.

27/8/2025, 5:00:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brokeback Barrel

27/8/2025, 4:57:08 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dangerous Minas

27/8/2025, 4:28:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goldygasm >>>>>>>>>> Rizzsgasm

27/8/2025, 3:56:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another CGI cap being sold on eBay.

Dark gray cap with the Columbia Grain logo. CGI
26/8/2025, 6:13:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pacific Northwest-based Columbia Grain International had this logo for years. Someone's selling this hat on eBay.

Pink hat with an old Columbia Grain International logo.
26/8/2025, 6:01:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pacific Northwest-based Columbia Grain International had this logo for years. Someone's selling this cap on eBay.

26/8/2025, 6:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cosmo diggler

26/8/2025, 5:30:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Meat" is a Spanish word?

23/8/2025, 10:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why couldn't it be a U-Dub or Zawg hat?

23/8/2025, 8:16:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aka Cassandra Tech

23/8/2025, 7:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Referee: "The Marie Laveau provision is being applied." www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xFk...

22/8/2025, 5:56:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marv Albert: "YES!"

22/8/2025, 5:15:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Les Cats"

22/8/2025, 4:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Cory Chase's Gravy Race"

22/8/2025, 3:07:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fake Rusty Shackleford (@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social)

Now if Pepsi would wake the fuck up and bring back the real sugar/throwback version of panther piss, I'll be content. Pepsi quit canning/bottling the rs/throwback version in late 2023.

22/8/2025, 2:45:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mount Jefferson Davis is erupting out shit again.

22/8/2025, 2:34:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was actually referring to some dude named Chris T. Chris T. enjoyed the parking-lot meet-up.

22/8/2025, 2:31:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For future postings, here's a well-cut (?) pic of CtC. deadspin.com/contest-do-s...

22/8/2025, 1:32:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huge H/T: @jimcooke.bsky.social This was one of Jim Cooke's creations when he worked at Deadspin.

22/8/2025, 1:25:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tony Stewart: "This is heaven."

22/8/2025, 12:20:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right now, he and Hulk Hogan are performing a 69.

21/8/2025, 11:50:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to the Friday night narrowcasts going from Apple to The 'Cock. #MLBNarrowcasting

21/8/2025, 5:48:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About 7.5 days ago: Mariners fans getting hard for the World Series Now: Mariners fans drinking bleach with the Rox and WSox

21/8/2025, 5:00:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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vanilla flavored

21/8/2025, 4:55:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[COACH REDACTED]bot

21/8/2025, 3:55:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In two weeks, HS football starts up in Washington state. Sadly, I don't think there'll be much action with #WAfbscores here because most of that is still over at the x-swill.

21/8/2025, 3:06:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wokebrokeback Restaurant

21/8/2025, 2:32:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had to put a "1" decal on the reversible jersey.

21/8/2025, 2:30:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Cyn get this superpissed when Franzia and Papa John(')s recently modified its logos?

21/8/2025, 2:30:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At 16:08: "Booyah!" #RIPStuartScott

21/8/2025, 2:30:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#CornholeInPhilly

21/8/2025, 2:09:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit, what's next? Banning banjos? [Plays "Feudin' Banjos" in a somber tone]

21/8/2025, 1:56:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to being on the receiving end of DBU sweeps.

21/8/2025, 1:50:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Considering the blandness of the Adams administration, I assumed Lay's.

21/8/2025, 1:48:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's white and pasty, but that ain't gravy."

21/8/2025, 1:38:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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H/T dansavage@bsky.social

21/8/2025, 1:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Like me, Christian Peter and Lawrence Phillips treat women very good."

18/8/2025, 9:00:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't realize Vlad Jr. rescued his long-lost dad, Zack Wheat.

18/8/2025, 8:50:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So hard to get to Seattle from Major cities by airplane I hear. What a stupid f’ng take

18/8/2025, 2:27:49 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a reminder according to national media, the Mariners play somewhere is southwest Alaska

18/8/2025, 2:07:28 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one should emphasize more on horseshit.

17/8/2025, 7:40:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, that's not bizarro Amy Fleming? The horse-paste episode was the worst-ever "Heartland" episode.

17/8/2025, 7:38:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ron Wright: "A Day in the Life" www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wr...

17/8/2025, 7:30:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@alexmayer34.bsky.social With Rick Rizzs working the last five games on Root, when was the previous time he worked a TV (Root/FSNNW) game?

17/8/2025, 7:30:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richie Sexson: "Revolution No. 9"

17/8/2025, 7:12:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will there be a "Rally 4 Jordan" at the nearest Applebee's? thoughts and prayers

14/8/2025, 6:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not a Miracle Whip fan?

14/8/2025, 5:46:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully, it will sell more than Steve Raible's "Holy Catfish! The Steve Raible Guide to Cooking Catfish."

14/8/2025, 4:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bluesky needs more "Almost Live!" clips posted.

14/8/2025, 4:16:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suck it, Joey Chestnut.

14/8/2025, 3:08:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"He's got the runs!"

14/8/2025, 3:05:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mlb racewalking

14/8/2025, 3:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Jumanji!"

13/8/2025, 5:15:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Benny Ruble

13/8/2025, 2:11:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wazzu

13/8/2025, 2:02:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Promo code: "KEEPYOURVENMOPRIVATE"

13/8/2025, 1:50:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mariners-news-bot.bsky.social When was the last time Rick Rizzs worked a TV (Root/FSNNW) game?

13/8/2025, 1:38:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think the bot is a huge jiant penis fan.

13/8/2025, 1:30:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Rocker: "Man, shitheads say some shitty stuff." #Barves

11/8/2025, 1:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of shitposting, she should be on OnlyFans.

10/8/2025, 8:00:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Briggs & Stetson

10/8/2025, 7:46:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's not Gene Simmons?

10/8/2025, 7:35:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view