Retired health researcher, devoted owner of Tilly, play sax and shakuhachi, in NE Melbourne 7x💉
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OMFG JFC. This POS wants to stop mass immigration as he is a recent immigrant from NZ. Btw last 2 years 50,000 NZers had migrated to Australia (almost 1% of its 5m pop) Surely He cannot be serious. HE just CANT. HE simply CANT. HE always CANT. HE biggest CANT.
It must be serious if Mel has decided to visit.
Drowning them in water works - for fleas, that is.
Excellent description there! 👏🏻👏🏻
Australia - Cookers
The bird’s on the wing Eh? That’s absurd! Everyone knows The wing’s on the bird.
Hmmm wot are you doing on #BlueSky?
Well, this is certainly open to interpretation…… Let’s see, I’ll have a guess The WORST possible scenario IMO: He knows he’s dying so he’s gonna take us all with him….. Sitting there, chubby little fingers hovering over the “We’re all gonna die” button…… Got anything worse folks?
Bother! In this picture it does look like Donold ear and all.
They do look very different.
His face looks swollen and bloated
We had bilda-Brix when I was a kid. I recognise the green rooves.
That’s what I assume - like he’s done for every other ruling he didn’t like.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed this, this morning. Love it.
Before I bought a new dining suite, my first cavalier (Tammy) could jump on a chair and then onto the table. Had to remember to push the chairs in when I left.
Snigger! Hilarious. 👏🏻👏🏻
I had two caramello frogs and a cuppa for afternoon tea. 😋
#BeirutBob sounds OK to me.
I've heard on the grapevine that he hates the hashtag #BeirutBob ... 😂
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
I assumed it was very recent. I am impressed that you came up with it in April!
Isn’t the line Daniel Andrew’s is still living rent free in HER head?
The small country town I lived in in the 50’s and 60’s had one street of shops. Two of those were run by Lebanese Australians. All we thought was they spell their surname a bit strangely.
Please. I miss him when he’s not here.
Isn’t he planning to reduce those prices by 1400%? 🙄🙄
Well, I’m not surprised the SC is only interested in supporting him. Has anyone seen any evidence of they’re taking different views? Isn’t that why they’re there?
Dial 000 if you see Dezi Freeman (Desmond Filby), the alleged Porepunkah cop-killer. (updated police photo)
Hi all. Just letting you know that I’ve been in contact with Ian Graves @xskinn.bsky.social. He’s had some issues relating to his account but he’s in contact with @support.bsky.team so hopefully they’ll have him back soon. Please repost so as many people see this as possible.
Whoever created this, thank you!
Great work, AFL. You found an act no one in the stadium will know any of his songs, and who is a homophobe right at the moment that is the major issue of the game. www.avclub.com/snoop-dogg-s...
Say their names: Mu'adh Abu Taha, Maryam Abu Daqa, Muhammad Salama, and Hossam Al-Masri. Israel killed FOUR journalists today, as they bombed Nasser, as they have bombed every hospital for two years now. They’re among 275 journalists murdered by US-Israel
The Australian announcement that Iran has been behind at least 2 of the recent attacks on Jewish entities in Australia is important. It puts to rest Netanyahu's idiotic claim of a tide of antisemitism in Australia. It raises questions re the envoy for antisemitism & her outrageous grab for power.
Of course, my first thought was - no not sun-baker, more like skin cancer! 🙄
And I thought for a few minutes the labor press event might be announcing further sanctions against the murderous #Israel regime. ☹️
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Last week Trump said he likes the idea of starting a war so he can declare “no more elections” and stay in office forever. Today he just said “a lot of people” want “a dictator.” See where this is going?
That’s what I’m assuming.
Agree. Which means death of the orange 💩 is not going to change much doesn’t it?
Aah! Thanks for that info. It happens to be the first time I’ve seen it. 🙄
Amazing and beautiful!
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Thanks for passing that on.
Not sure why your tweet seems to quote something on Italian pasta recipes, but I’d never thought of that being an issue.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 also 🤢🤮
Surely as an educated society we've seen enough to understand that there is no benefit in a face-to-face meeting with the Orange One. He's mercurial, temperamental and mentally inhibited. These LNP wankers drive me nuts. F*ck off Brandis - twit. #auspol www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
From a long time ago -
But the smell - burning polyester, leather, or did you undress them all first?
Ouch! Is heat called for?
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well done!
Aah! I wish. Tilly has now decided the time to get out of bed is when the birds start calling. This is getting earlier and earlier if you haven’t noticed. First time I’ve thought bring on daylight saving.
Would mincing do instead?
It was Rolf. Still have this video in my head of his banging the top of a can of paint and claiming ‘Berger Paints…’. Back in the day when he sang ‘Two little boys’, did fast drawings & we all thought he was a good Aussie.
Ummm isn’t that what Berger paints were supposed to do - plugged by a comedian/musician who turned out to be 💩?
Ummm …. Agree I do.
I just wrote 14 ways the overcooked blancmange inside your skull is a lot more interesting than an AI chatbot - and if you like reminders about how absolutely *incredible* your brain is, I reckon you might enjoy it: everythingisamazing.substack.com/p/14-ways-yo... Ta.
Well, I’m not surprised. I’d assumed court rulings are irrelevant to tiny hands and his mates (Sorry, headline only) www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...
I watched it again when I got your reply - still laughed!
Well, I did. Quite loudly. Woke up dog. 🤣😂
That should keep him (?) fit!
It s a very expressive/human like appearance - TGIF or some such.
Very odd on her part IMHO
Very powerful statement by Bob Carr #auspol
LOL! I mean, wot a shame. Risky business hanging around with those two.
The Catholic Church in Rome has been insisting on calling attention to the suffering in Gaza, even if you don't hear much about it stateside. Seven hours of names: 16 Israeli children and 12,211 Palestinian children.
Trouble is when I read this I hear it all in DJT (tiny hands) voice.
Lighthouse keepers aren’t supposed to have access to the internet are they?!
I’m just stunned that he’s lived like he has for 70 odd years but believes 1) there’s a heaven 2) he might have any chance of getting into this mythical place. 😳
Donald Trump is a corrupt, self-serving, moronic, lying, racist, misogynistic, cowardly, duplicitous, narcissistic, traitorous scumbag. Pass it on.
Well, now Gavin Newsom's gone waaaaaay too far ;) #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom
DONALD (TINY HANDS), HAS WRITTEN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY THIS MORNING — UNFORTUNATELY (LOW IQ) HE SPELLED IT WRONG — “BETA.” SOON YOU WILL BE A “FIRED” BETA BECAUSE OF MY PERFECT, “BEAUTIFUL MAPS.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN
Federal agents violently detained a food delivery driver as he emerged from a D.C. coffee shop Saturday morning. The incident captured on video showed the officers throwing him to the ground and beating him before sweeping him away in an unmarked vehicle. wapo.st/45Egtkc
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This is not “Biden’s war,” you pitiful traitorous disgrace. It’s PUTIN’S WAR. You know, the genocidal war criminal and enemy you just made a spectacle of sucking off on the world stage. Tell him to stop it. Oh wait. You can’t. Because he fucking owns you.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🍊💩
Albo on the productivity round table - ‘we can’t be too bold because we didn’t take it to an election’ 😳 Albo on the $368 billion #AUKUS deal which no party took to an election, was not scrutinised by the parliament or an inquiry or a review - ‘it’s in our national interest’ 🙄 #auspol
UK could regain old colonies? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 LOL scare dog www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Yep sorry it was a bit obscure. The prunes look delicious!
Blowing up your small-town writers festival because your local university needs to crack down on free speech because there’s a genocide we can’t talk about is so utterly on-brand for Australian culture. Cowards and fools 3-deep at the canapés tray
I did think those leeks looked a bit overcooked!
Retire and spend time with your grandchildren, both of you. Oh, no, not you, you can’t be around children. Oh, and not you, you can’t be around anyone and a window at the same time.
Thanks for passing these on to non-twit users. They are truly hilarious!
Former Prime Minister of Israel, Golda Meir
I’m pretty sure spiders won’t compete for the curry pastes. You’ll be right.
Same as in Helsinki. Putin reminds $rump of the blackmailing details he still has. Somebody here mentioned snuff sex - I do wonder …
The difference in their facial expressions! 🙄 also 😬
I always look forward to Bendigo Writers Festival. But not this year. We are writers. What we do is express ideas freely. Any attempt to prevent us doing that is censorship, and a dangerous precedent in the arts community. I have withdrawn and I stand in solidarity with others who have withdrawn.
Yum! I’ll volunteer to consume the misshapen ones😋
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Exactly! Was about to say the same.
📌Five yrs. ago, the GOP-led Senate Intelligence Committee issued a report finding Trump's dealings with Russian intelligence during the 2016 election posed a “grave counterintelligence threat.” Marco Rubio was one of the authors of that report. Today he works for Trump, and Trump for Putin. INSANE.
Mohamad Safa 🇺🇳 “I have lived through many wars and worked during and on the most horrific wars and this is the first time in my nearly 15-year career in human rights and diplomacy that I have seen a STARVING DOCTOR TRYING TO SAVE STARVING PEOPLE.”
Gawd, these are wonderful! Imaging the staff calling together making up each of these classics.
Good heavens etc Connections Puzzle #795 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
maxwell odds on work release 1. falling out a window 2, hit by a bus 3 electrocuted by a hair dryer 4 alligator attack 5 epsteined
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Reminds me on Australia’s black summer on the south coast of NSW
Patras, Greece tonight 🔥👀
LOL!
For each? Or the box? Box I might for a special occasion- especially the top one.
Mark Robertson 