well my soul is mine to rot, is it not? goodnight.
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well my soul is mine to rot, is it not? goodnight.
IRRC (joe of roganus, king of the chuds)
i bet they shaved trump's head for the experimental chip they stuck in his brain. he looks like a harkonnen or whatever and he sleeps fully submerged in goo 18 hours a day now
it's only six foot and his feet are still ten inches from the ground (i am a little man i get to say it)
i have two mpk mini plusses and a couple mini plays lol
ioe rogan has been crucified
i played the full size 88 key nord stage 4 at guitar center yesterday and then looked at the price. hmm. can i borrow six thousand dollars
pillowcases full of shit, from the bed which the president of the united states of america did beshit
i have it on good authority that rudy giuliani was driving around and put in a dead in the dirt cd for old times' sake then got all hyper and went apeshit and flipped his pristine subaru brat
a jubilant loss. goodnight.
thank you!
grats!
re: the funhouse couple who are brother and sister, they should both pass away soon
"which clinton?" "yes."
the transplantation of donald trump's brain into rudy giuliani's body has failed. it's in god's hands now
Steve A.I.
please, my children eat drum machines. if i cannot replace the drum machines, i cannot make more "music," the children will not be able to eat the drum machines & i will then not be able to purchase more drum machines. it is truly a vicious cycle but there's no other way. please send drum machine$$$
just chilling out and taking it all in, in my tiny van that i live in, okay done. now what?
rudy giuliani received an emergency full body transplant but unfortunately died shortly after the procedure
I think it's Pierre Poilievre
Pierre Poilievre
I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
Donald Trump has grown gills.
i've always wanted to live in a parking lot. goodnight.
made something www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEnj...
don't cry because it's over, cry because it's over.
mort crim. huell howser or robin leach would be pretty good too
got Missouri botanical gardens japanese fest teahouse tickets for the first time this year, something a little special
Donald Trump has "Presidented Out" all his bones and internal organs and is now gliding around the golf course like a big puddle of mercury
not enough, no
what if, what if. goodnight.
imagining one of those "text and online slang for parents of teens" things that says - bilu : Bisexual Linux User and the recommendation is "ehh, probably don't worry about it"
you can feel it. might not even be soon but you can FEEL it.
i'm glad it's friday. #igif www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1-...
cosmically nihilist, locally absurdist
Dear Shaboozey, What was it like performing at the Christmas day "Beyoncé Bowl" halftime show? Was Beyoncé nice??? I sure hope so! - r
see you on sunday?
nah i think it's "get muted friday." have a good one
i love it when the capitalism is RADICAL!!!
if i was dracula i wouldn't be so cruel. goodnight.
Let’s see you at 21 they didn't have cameras yet
very carefully! -r
You're a good man, Dumbass MacDipshit.
nah, this guy's cool, i have one of his MIDI devices, and i want a couple other things for a project that i know'll work. i'll just wait. i have a couple lower-end made in Texas/easy to get waveblaster headers i can use for the time being! until they run out of components.
i NEED some waveblasters
i think YOU should post, if you want! i decided to do "one post per day" that wasn't necessarily nice, or happy, but different. don't remember when but i started a long time ago, and it's a personal practice/process so i'd feel odd taking submissions. HOWEVER, at least write it down for yourself!
GODDAMMIT
a digital clock skitters across the floor and under your bed. goodnight.
sincere poasters are braver than god and dumber than the devil
"i haven't witnessed a single masked dhs agent in fortnite and frankly i don't see what the big deal is" - Tha Gamer
eating some Gunior Ments
is this... feeling? envy... ???
michael mcfuck
yeah it sounds like what mussolini - famously not a communist - did after he decided capitalist class was no longer useful to him. you are so dumb dude. you and only you should have to purchase tokens to post online and they should cost one million dollars per letter. "buhhhh" - you, $6m usd poorer.
sad news to report: charlie brown's hoes have all died of meningitis
jerusalem syndrome, coming to a state near you!
everyone remembers where they were when they heard nathan j. robinson's voice for the first time. for example, i was online
nah, i'll do what i want. thanks though. goodnight.
love that the "sick rumor" just kinda ignores that his contract was extended until 2028, which is true, and it happened over a year ago.
found this account and found the post and downvoted it.
i mean this in the nicest possible way, which is not nice at all, but i'd like to see him fail, and then some other really bad shit happen to him,
gonna bolshevik that ass, playboy
shut the fuck up nerd
shut the fuck up nerd
"but who's gonna pay for it?!?!?" YOU, BITCH! ME TOO! ALL OF US, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS YOU SELFISH DIPSHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hell yeah and thanks for the heads-up 🤘
if you have any little free library boxes anywhere around you, it's time to buy some shit and stock em up. been toying with this for a couple months but there are some titles that need to be readily available. didn't think the diary of Anne frank would be one of them but hey, here we are.
i'm happy for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? i'm just as surprised as you are? good for them, sincerely?
yeah but not NEARLY enough
snoop dogg's moral high ground and appeals to tradition seem somewhat misplaced en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_D...
everything will be fine. probably not for you, but for someone who doesn't deserve it. goodnight.
It means Gen X is the worst generation. hth!
no, i said digital eunuchs
i also sucked jesus christ off to completion in a cracker barrel parking lot but i'm normal about it
there will be an "after this"
don't tread on me flag in a cul-de-sac is the perfect distillation of the united states of america
americans need a labor day gift. we want to share it with the rest of the world. please let it happen
as you can see by the collapse of these mountains, the map actually is the territory. goodnight.
a mesoamerican ballgame reality show called "ballionaire's wives" where the husbands occasionally get maimed in terrible ways, brutally die or disappear indefinitely after a loss
how am i supposed to explain people being happy to my 2.5 childunits?
ice world.
Hakeem Jeffries FAQ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ver. 0.1.3 Jan. 247 (new reckoning), 2025 greetz 2 in3p+Krüe ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why does Hakeem Jeffries always look like a dead-eyed freak? A: Hakeem Jeffries always looks like a dead-eyed freak because Hakeem Jeffries is a dead-eyed freak.
five guys hollers and cries
vinegar pie is good and became a pretty simple/quick dessert to throw to together during covid. i bet this shits pretty good
(thinking of a compliment that will make EVERYONE mad) i absolutely LOVE these NFTs!!!
quasipodiatrist
when i post, i need you to understand that i'm thinking thoughts. goodnight.
what is the purpose of fleas
Is there a Mister Me With That?
for a guy who obviously needs everyone in the world to like him, chris pratt has "negative rizz." this has been ryan's rizz review
*state department guy* HEY, wait a minute... that's MY job!!!
it's such a killer album. also here's a cover i got to see them do live that's just primo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERp1...
may the cycle never stop www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQPu...
myhouse.jpeg
the next apartment building over has a facehugger infestation. goodnight.
