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The Testy Vanco Whisperer

@rxrants.bsky.social

Pharmacist, BCSCP Freudenfreude Stan

created July 24, 2023

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Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋

14/9/2025, 5:25:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back to work tomorrow after a week off. I got a taste of what retirement will be like, and it was glorious. 🥲

2/9/2025, 1:24:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Killer Queen all the way.

1/9/2025, 5:51:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marking today for the 2nd best avocado toast I’ve ever had. I hate eating with my hands but glad I didn’t waste the perfect toast of that bread. With pickled onions, and sun dried tomatoes. #NoRagrets #Bougie #RetirementCanWait

30/8/2025, 7:18:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope you love each other! ❤️

29/8/2025, 3:41:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you leave instructions to check sampling plates over the next week but there are so many batches all done at different times.

23/8/2025, 4:25:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the longest week ever. I can’t believe there’s today and then still another day.

21/8/2025, 1:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have goggle face and Peridox cough. It’s like I was put through an aging filter.

16/8/2025, 5:42:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰🥰🥰

12/8/2025, 5:51:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! Also I was shopping for a bday card for my friend, but I DID turn 48 last week. 💁🏻‍♀️😂

12/8/2025, 4:20:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would have been GOLD! 😂

12/8/2025, 4:19:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god having to click into every possible birthday card so I can zoom in to read it is the most annoying thing but I don’t want to get up to get my glasses this is 48.

11/8/2025, 4:46:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thank my stars all the time that I’m not any younger than I am.

7/8/2025, 10:25:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My greatest super power is pooping RIGHT after a buffet with just enough time to get to my home bathroom.

3/8/2025, 4:29:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pam and Liam 🔥 Justin and Katy 🤨 There I said it.

31/7/2025, 7:05:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have fully embraced the reading glasses. In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.

27/7/2025, 2:23:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw it after seeing your post! They’re going to get the shit sued out of them and it’ll be completely worth it.

25/7/2025, 2:21:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please feel free to add anything I missed. 😂

24/7/2025, 4:04:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*I do realize my expectations are high for people outside their element. I do, however, care about my cleanroom like I would have my first born child if I had one. So maybe I should rename this “pointers” instead of “rants.”

24/7/2025, 3:58:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do not fix the outside of one glove with your other, bare hand.

24/7/2025, 3:57:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gloves are left & right handed. Open the package, they’re facing you, palm up. If one sticks to the paper and flips over, it’s no longer facing you, palm up.

24/7/2025, 3:55:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t touch anything in the cleanroom with your bare-ass hands.

24/7/2025, 3:54:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let your sleeves touch the floor. Especially if you’re anywhere near the sink.

24/7/2025, 3:54:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nail pick is mandatory. So is washing for 30 seconds.

24/7/2025, 3:53:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Estimate your size for coveralls. Then increase by one.

24/7/2025, 3:53:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bringing a non-cleanroom person into the cleanroom. A series of rants:

24/7/2025, 3:51:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a dumbwaiter, but for children.

24/7/2025, 3:15:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those were all worthy of Final Four status. That said, the correct song won. 🔥

20/7/2025, 6:25:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it, thank you! And your week was also very exciting! You earned all 13 of those hours! 😂

19/7/2025, 4:48:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throwing shipping totes around & washing walls & ceilings during the week counts as enough exercise to justify being a couch potato on the weekends, right?

19/7/2025, 4:31:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I’m so happy for you!

17/7/2025, 2:54:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Catching this 3 days late. I hope you’ve loved it so far!

17/7/2025, 2:50:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(And I also want those tps reports now.)

4/7/2025, 5:24:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💁🏻‍♀️😂 BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE

4/7/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy happy anniversary!

4/7/2025, 3:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was absolutely guilty of “just wanted to follow up on this and make sure you received it” this week. Then I got the “we process in the order we receive” response and felt terrible. I fully accept my asshole ways likely pushed that request to bottom of their pile.

4/7/2025, 2:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me all day yesterday: “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Thursday.” Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”

4/7/2025, 2:28:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw that story this morning too and thought, “this should have ‘astonished’ no one.”

3/7/2025, 2:55:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will always be grateful they decided to keep Steph out of the last game.

23/6/2025, 6:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watched the new one this evening & prepped for it by watching 28 Weeks last night. That music is fresh in my head. 🔥 I’ll be interested to hear what you think.

23/6/2025, 6:16:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s announcing KD’s pregnancy at SGA’s wedding.

22/6/2025, 6:06:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PreEmpt Peridox Peridox

12/6/2025, 6:02:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gilmore Girls dvds got me through two years of rotations. Over and over again.

10/6/2025, 12:51:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retirement will mean - no more Peridox - no more triple cleans - no more Baxter

8/6/2025, 1:30:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Serve with mayonnaise.” 😂😂😂 I don’t know why that’s the best part of this whole godforsaken “recipe.”

7/6/2025, 5:08:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not going to end well. Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻‍♀️

5/6/2025, 9:11:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙌🏽

5/6/2025, 2:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg somehow I thought I was the lone voice crying about how much I hate that gd name (and never pass up the chance to say so irl). Logical that I would have company, thank you for confirming. 👯‍♀️

4/6/2025, 6:16:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My gut says Tamiflu, but it’s June.

4/6/2025, 6:12:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So excited for you!

2/6/2025, 6:40:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The TNT goodbye feels like the musicians on the titanic. I’ll actually miss them.

1/6/2025, 2:55:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay I’m excited about these NBA Finals.

1/6/2025, 2:53:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then there’s whatever tf this is.

Shit-ass syringe technique demonstrated in a bait-y legal ad.
25/5/2025, 11:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s AWESOME!

23/5/2025, 4:38:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shoot, besides smallpox.

16/5/2025, 6:46:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When we learned about vaccine-preventable diseases in pharmacy school, I remember diphtheria having the most horrifying photos.

16/5/2025, 6:46:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much love, Warriors. It’s been a wild and wonderful ride this season. 💙💛

15/5/2025, 4:13:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somehow I’m picturing individual pharmacies just having to take the hit.

12/5/2025, 12:55:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best technique I’ve ever seen in a syringe + vial stock photo. 🐰

10/5/2025, 8:39:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Witnessed my first cybertruck vandalism in the wild and in real time today.

10/5/2025, 5:29:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

8/5/2025, 3:47:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the Tyrese Halliburton Big Balls dance on replay after replay…IN SLO MO…was…something.

7/5/2025, 2:29:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ we just saw the Kristi Noem propaganda commercial.

7/5/2025, 2:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. 😕

7/5/2025, 2:22:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what made me turn on the game! I thought there was either a glitch or something serious happened. I’m glad I turned it on, what a finish.

6/5/2025, 5:19:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Experiment 2: strawberry basil balsamic with almond milk. In the freezer tonight, we’ll see how it spins tomorrow.

4/5/2025, 4:13:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I choose to believe you. 😕

3/5/2025, 3:25:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And we have success! Ginger honey with almond milk ftw.

3/5/2025, 3:09:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prepped my first ninja Creami this evening. We’ll see how it tastes tomorrow. (Fingers crossed I don’t break the whole thing.)

2/5/2025, 4:09:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an amazing team effort tonight. Loving the jimmy - buddy connection. 💙💛 and Playoff Podz. 🔥

29/4/2025, 5:10:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some truth teller on Reddit called the Rockets a team full of villains today and they’re absolutely correct.

29/4/2025, 3:29:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s killing me.

29/4/2025, 3:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well deserved.

29/4/2025, 3:22:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sounds amazing!

27/4/2025, 11:03:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My mom absolutely loved Jimmy V. I just sent her your post. ❤️

27/4/2025, 3:40:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesssss Warriorrrrrrrssss 🎉

27/4/2025, 3:34:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We continued going to work through a pandemic that killed a million Americans. Probably. 💁🏻‍♀️

26/4/2025, 6:15:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve never had such an extreme love/hate relationship as I do with Baxter.

25/4/2025, 2:51:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit Ja Morant. 💪🏼

25/4/2025, 2:45:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe I could get some work done on this Saturday night if only my work computer didn’t take so gd long to boot up.

20/4/2025, 1:55:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who needs ozempic when you can get E. coli for free.

18/4/2025, 4:00:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad you know how. Hope it didn’t involve too much hardship. 🙁

17/4/2025, 7:12:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Uuuuugh.

17/4/2025, 4:37:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toxicity / TI would have to stop short of killing you, especially if they have to tout “high dose wow.” Otherwise, side effects shmide effects.

14/4/2025, 6:58:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to take bets on the next random drug they’ll pick. My money’s on colchicine.

13/4/2025, 11:36:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PTO 😍

13/4/2025, 9:16:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TJD’s beard is very nicely groomed.

9/4/2025, 4:07:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get your refills early, while you still can

9/4/2025, 12:26:41 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game is 😬 already.

7/4/2025, 1:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💛💙🥰💙💛

5/4/2025, 4:22:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are more like duct tape-worthy cheap. 😂

4/4/2025, 4:51:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for this celebration audit. 💙💛💙💛💙

4/4/2025, 4:48:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My boots are falling apart so badly that pieces are getting in my shoe. It feels like rocks. I have the perfect excuse to get new shoes. And yet, I’m too lazy & tired to decide.

3/4/2025, 5:54:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aw it’s over. Sorry ‘bama, I was rooting for you.

30/3/2025, 3:02:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of your absolute best episodes. ❤️

28/3/2025, 4:19:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! It was one of my favorites! 👏🏼

28/3/2025, 2:43:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liz & Jessica may have to save the day.

28/3/2025, 2:33:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m reading a Stephen king right now. Engrossing but I put it down Sunday after it freaked me out. Will pick up again for pizza.

28/3/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I read sweet valley high?

25/3/2025, 3:19:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/10 so far!

23/3/2025, 1:41:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view