The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋
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Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Back to work tomorrow after a week off. I got a taste of what retirement will be like, and it was glorious. 🥲
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Killer Queen all the way.
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Marking today for the 2nd best avocado toast I’ve ever had. I hate eating with my hands but glad I didn’t waste the perfect toast of that bread. With pickled onions, and sun dried tomatoes. #NoRagrets #Bougie #RetirementCanWait
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Hope you love each other! ❤️
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
When you leave instructions to check sampling plates over the next week but there are so many batches all done at different times.
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This is the longest week ever. I can’t believe there’s today and then still another day.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
I have goggle face and Peridox cough. It’s like I was put through an aging filter.
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🥰🥰🥰
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! Also I was shopping for a bday card for my friend, but I DID turn 48 last week. 💁🏻♀️😂
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That would have been GOLD! 😂
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Oh my god having to click into every possible birthday card so I can zoom in to read it is the most annoying thing but I don’t want to get up to get my glasses this is 48.
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I thank my stars all the time that I’m not any younger than I am.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
My greatest super power is pooping RIGHT after a buffet with just enough time to get to my home bathroom.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Pam and Liam 🔥 Justin and Katy 🤨 There I said it.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
I have fully embraced the reading glasses. In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.
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Just saw it after seeing your post! They’re going to get the shit sued out of them and it’ll be completely worth it.
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Please feel free to add anything I missed. 😂
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*I do realize my expectations are high for people outside their element. I do, however, care about my cleanroom like I would have my first born child if I had one. So maybe I should rename this “pointers” instead of “rants.”
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Do not fix the outside of one glove with your other, bare hand.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
The gloves are left & right handed. Open the package, they’re facing you, palm up. If one sticks to the paper and flips over, it’s no longer facing you, palm up.
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Don’t touch anything in the cleanroom with your bare-ass hands.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t let your sleeves touch the floor. Especially if you’re anywhere near the sink.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Nail pick is mandatory. So is washing for 30 seconds.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Estimate your size for coveralls. Then increase by one.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Bringing a non-cleanroom person into the cleanroom. A series of rants:
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Like a dumbwaiter, but for children.
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Those were all worthy of Final Four status. That said, the correct song won. 🔥
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it, thank you! And your week was also very exciting! You earned all 13 of those hours! 😂
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Throwing shipping totes around & washing walls & ceilings during the week counts as enough exercise to justify being a couch potato on the weekends, right?
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Omg I’m so happy for you!
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Catching this 3 days late. I hope you’ve loved it so far!
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
(And I also want those tps reports now.)
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💁🏻♀️😂 BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE
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Happy happy anniversary!
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I was absolutely guilty of “just wanted to follow up on this and make sure you received it” this week. Then I got the “we process in the order we receive” response and felt terrible. I fully accept my asshole ways likely pushed that request to bottom of their pile.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Me all day yesterday: “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Thursday.” Me all day today (probably): “oh yeah that’s right, today’s Friday.”
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I saw that story this morning too and thought, “this should have ‘astonished’ no one.”
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
I will always be grateful they decided to keep Steph out of the last game.
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Watched the new one this evening & prepped for it by watching 28 Weeks last night. That music is fresh in my head. 🔥 I’ll be interested to hear what you think.
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It’s announcing KD’s pregnancy at SGA’s wedding.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
PreEmpt Peridox Peridox
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Gilmore Girls dvds got me through two years of rotations. Over and over again.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Retirement will mean - no more Peridox - no more triple cleans - no more Baxter
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“Serve with mayonnaise.” 😂😂😂 I don’t know why that’s the best part of this whole godforsaken “recipe.”
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
This is not going to end well. Might as well let myself be amused. 💁🏻♀️
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🙌🏽
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg somehow I thought I was the lone voice crying about how much I hate that gd name (and never pass up the chance to say so irl). Logical that I would have company, thank you for confirming. 👯♀️
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My gut says Tamiflu, but it’s June.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
So excited for you!
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The TNT goodbye feels like the musicians on the titanic. I’ll actually miss them.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Okay I’m excited about these NBA Finals.
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That’s AWESOME!
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shoot, besides smallpox.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
When we learned about vaccine-preventable diseases in pharmacy school, I remember diphtheria having the most horrifying photos.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Much love, Warriors. It’s been a wild and wonderful ride this season. 💙💛
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Somehow I’m picturing individual pharmacies just having to take the hit.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Best technique I’ve ever seen in a syringe + vial stock photo. 🐰
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Witnessed my first cybertruck vandalism in the wild and in real time today.
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Congrats!
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Also the Tyrese Halliburton Big Balls dance on replay after replay…IN SLO MO…was…something.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Jesus Christ we just saw the Kristi Noem propaganda commercial.
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Holy shit. 😕
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what made me turn on the game! I thought there was either a glitch or something serious happened. I’m glad I turned it on, what a finish.
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Experiment 2: strawberry basil balsamic with almond milk. In the freezer tonight, we’ll see how it spins tomorrow.
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I choose to believe you. 😕
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
And we have success! Ginger honey with almond milk ftw.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Prepped my first ninja Creami this evening. We’ll see how it tastes tomorrow. (Fingers crossed I don’t break the whole thing.)
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
What an amazing team effort tonight. Loving the jimmy - buddy connection. 💙💛 and Playoff Podz. 🔥
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Some truth teller on Reddit called the Rockets a team full of villains today and they’re absolutely correct.
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It’s killing me.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Well deserved.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds amazing!
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom absolutely loved Jimmy V. I just sent her your post. ❤️
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Yesssss Warriorrrrrrrssss 🎉
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We continued going to work through a pandemic that killed a million Americans. Probably. 💁🏻♀️
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
I’ve never had such an extreme love/hate relationship as I do with Baxter.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Holy shit Ja Morant. 💪🏼
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Maybe I could get some work done on this Saturday night if only my work computer didn’t take so gd long to boot up.
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Who needs ozempic when you can get E. coli for free.
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I’m glad you know how. Hope it didn’t involve too much hardship. 🙁
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit. Uuuuugh.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Toxicity / TI would have to stop short of killing you, especially if they have to tout “high dose wow.” Otherwise, side effects shmide effects.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to take bets on the next random drug they’ll pick. My money’s on colchicine.
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PTO 😍
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
TJD’s beard is very nicely groomed.
HappyPharmer (@happypharmer.bsky.social) reposted
Get your refills early, while you still can
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
This game is 😬 already.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
💛💙🥰💙💛
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These are more like duct tape-worthy cheap. 😂
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t wait for this celebration audit. 💙💛💙💛💙
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My boots are falling apart so badly that pieces are getting in my shoe. It feels like rocks. I have the perfect excuse to get new shoes. And yet, I’m too lazy & tired to decide.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social)
Aw it’s over. Sorry ‘bama, I was rooting for you.
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One of your absolute best episodes. ❤️
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! It was one of my favorites! 👏🏼
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Liz & Jessica may have to save the day.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m reading a Stephen king right now. Engrossing but I put it down Sunday after it freaked me out. Will pick up again for pizza.
The Testy Vanco Whisperer (@rxrants.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I read sweet valley high?
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10/10 so far!