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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social

my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.

created June 8, 2023

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Are they concerned about expanding seating capacity? Is this their way of saying this?

3/9/2025, 3:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I’m a little perplexed. They’re sending out the details and then basically immediately initiating the renewal process? Not much lead time for decision-making, I don’t think.

3/9/2025, 3:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winston sent me this last Monday (Aug. 25) when I inquired

Text from email regarding season ticket renewals that says: Thanks for reaching out! You haven’t missed anything yet. We plan to send out your autorenewal information email during the month of September and the autorenewal process will happen during the month of September. I don’t have an exact date, but hopefully you’ll have that email next week!
3/9/2025, 3:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

2/9/2025, 4:48:20 AM | 12179 2670 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ

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I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 15545 3743 | View on Bluesky | view

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black tie reads as formal today, but they are actually party suits, things you wear when you want to celebrate something.

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can’t believe we’re gonna have a First Couch

30/8/2025, 3:56:06 AM | 2375 343 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very Weekend at Bernie’s coded…

30/8/2025, 5:08:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is no one talking about this

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30/8/2025, 3:02:49 AM | 649 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:37:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, meant top left corner. 🤦‍♂️

30/8/2025, 4:13:09 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird broken image link default. Top right corner shows an icon usually associated with broken image src. Curiouser and curiouser.

30/8/2025, 4:11:45 AM | 106 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was planning to remake this with new information, but almost all of these routes are now dangerous dead ends

28/8/2025, 6:33:48 PM | 503 199 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a moment there I had a fleeting thought that Rutgers was in the Big 12.

29/8/2025, 12:32:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry Jones has to be thinking he pulled a Mavericks. Like he’s gonna magically get the first pick in the draft or something now.

29/8/2025, 12:27:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

26/8/2025, 5:42:33 PM | 1492 211 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re gonna have to invent a whole new internet to stream/broadcast the Taylor and Travis wedding, I don’t think the old one has enough bandwidth for it

26/8/2025, 5:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Annnd here’s the ESPN story that’s at the top of its page right now.

A picture of Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce, waving his arms in jubilation probably sometime in 2024, but definitely not after Super Bowl 59, where he was a no-show like the rest of the Chiefs, getting pummeled by the Eagles 40-22. The headline is “Travis Kelce is chasing another ring: How he slimmed down for what might be his last ride.” Go Birds.
26/8/2025, 5:18:49 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do we get the day off for the American Royal Wedding? (KC and hardcore bbq/western/ag people will get the double entendre here…)

26/8/2025, 5:18:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buncha Baldur’s Gate 3-ass names here

25/8/2025, 3:10:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Fuck it, Temwa down there somewhere.” - Ellie Wheeler, probably

24/8/2025, 3:38:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fuck that KU interception 🤯

24/8/2025, 12:50:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But golly goddamn Smith with two monster blocks there whew

23/8/2025, 12:48:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta catch that, buddy. C’mon

23/8/2025, 12:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep ball is back, let’s go

23/8/2025, 12:44:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP Ikea US.

22/8/2025, 8:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Released 30 years ago today ...And Out Come the Wolves, the third studio album by American punk rock band Rancid, featuring the track "Roots Radicals" Rancid - Roots Radicals - Summer Sonic 2001 #punk #punks #punkrock #rancid #skapunkrock #history #punkrockhistory #otd

22/8/2025, 3:44:52 AM | 267 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deftones going from Infinite Source right into Entombed just knocked me off my socks

22/8/2025, 3:47:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man they’re playing Dai the Flu live

22/8/2025, 3:38:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dunno about everyone else but Channel 02 on this is great. Just what my withered old xennial heart needed this week.

22/8/2025, 2:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just enjoying one little treat because I can (the deftones showcase at www.privatemusic.tv) (attn: @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)

22/8/2025, 1:52:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupid sexy Flanders...

Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy
20/8/2025, 10:29:02 AM | 4963 805 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I like The Bends and Pablo Honey, I’m grateful their attempts to be the British R.E.M. ended after two albums.

18/8/2025, 3:24:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Last Exit To Springfield, Marge vs The Monorail, Homer Loves Flanders, Cape Feare, Itchy & Scratch Land, Bart Gets An Elephant, Homie The Clown, Lemon of Troy, You Only Move Twice and Who Shot Mr. Burns.

18/8/2025, 1:29:16 AM | 1014 123 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name dropping Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl” track titles in a NWSL match?! @mikewattsonair.bsky.social has done it again 🧡

16/8/2025, 3:51:20 AM | 114 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Just saw the replay of the Spirit walkoff tying goal. Kouassi, get your flowers.

16/8/2025, 2:18:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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archive.org/details/Radi... This is a great live bootleg if you haven’t listened before.

15/8/2025, 2:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Jordan Peterson taking temporary leave from public life after undergoing a surgical procedure that removes "nearly a mile" of lustrous blonde hair from his abdominal cavity. "The world bequeathed me a horrible freight," he said through a family spokesperson, who added that Peterson "was crying."

15/8/2025, 3:13:08 AM | 1640 153 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh and featuring my newest tattoo, a painted heart with a dagger from Jessie Hopeless.

15/8/2025, 2:53:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven’t felt great lately, I’ve been MIA. So everyone gets a twin twofer tonight.

The author sitting on the floor with Nala the pitbull laying on the couch behind him; both looking at the camera, Nala with a look of some disdain as if the author dare question her exclusive right to the couch as her head rests on a pillow that says “Reserved For The Dog” The author sitting on the couch with Nala the pitbull laying down beside him, eyes half open/closed as her head rests on a pillow that says “Reserved For The Dog”
15/8/2025, 2:52:28 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing that establishment Dems keep doing this dumb shit and then wonder why people dislike them.

14/8/2025, 7:26:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hall of Fame football center interviews his Hall of Fame tight end brother and his girlfriend, Taylor Swift, is very strange. The idea that this is happening is mind-blowing and amazing.

13/8/2025, 11:35:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep 😂

12/8/2025, 2:36:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit it’s happening

12/8/2025, 2:09:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares
9/8/2025, 8:07:54 PM | 15237 2086 | View on Bluesky | view

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😌

10/8/2025, 1:45:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? Lessons were NOT learnt!

10/8/2025, 1:44:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a completely unnecessary mess. How she’s not been banned for the season is beyond me.

10/8/2025, 1:33:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fischer on Racing Louisville is such a dirty player.

10/8/2025, 1:29:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone gave Rip Torn (RIP) a wig?

10/8/2025, 12:58:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good lord

10/8/2025, 12:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s go Royals (Chiefs)

10/8/2025, 12:54:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re so back

10/8/2025, 12:11:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daryl "more like 'shart tank'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social) reposted

cuomo intimidating mamdani:

a tweet from mike fossey, 6/19/14 Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
8/8/2025, 11:03:00 PM | 3847 423 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone’s been watching Ballard (re: the Land Cruiser)

9/8/2025, 5:51:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smh if only the Current had taken her at #1, just imagine 😤

9/8/2025, 5:34:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eagle-eyed cinephiles will note the use of killer robots as a recurring motif in the Terminator film series

9/8/2025, 4:27:11 AM | 1502 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Expected Own Goals (@xowngoals.bsky.social) reposted

Sufferball (Utah Royals), meet Struggleball (Kansas City Current). Score: 0 - 1 xG: 0.5 - 0.9 xG/Shot: 0.04 - 0.07 Box Shots: 5 - 7 Field Tilt: 41 - 59 Ally Sentnor outside-the-box shots: YOU DEAL WITH IT NOW - 3 #UTAvKC | #KCBABY | #URFC | #NWSL

SofaScore graphic depicting the momentum shifts during the match between the Utah Royals and Kansas City Current on August 8, 2025.
9/8/2025, 4:10:39 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m coming up on this with my now only dog and it’s excruciating.

9/8/2025, 5:29:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quoting from the Somakandarkram Gita, Oppenheimer’s famous phrase…

9/8/2025, 5:05:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Herbert too high, Bake Show too low. Hurts is fine where he is; 29th in passing yards/game last year, 2nd in rushing yards/game says enough on that matter.

8/8/2025, 1:37:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 2:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This new War of the Worlds movie… I’m not gonna watch Ice Cube on a teams call for two hours

4/8/2025, 12:15:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banger.

3/8/2025, 6:48:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you know you can just add more of your own preferred toppings to frozen/takeout pizza?

3/8/2025, 1:58:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lorena 🥹

3/8/2025, 12:03:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why, yes, of course I’m starting another BG3 playthrough on a Friday night

1/8/2025, 10:39:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, those were the days. Nothing like a good old suburban high school football stadium atmosphere. 🙂

1/8/2025, 8:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utah was shopping and KC shot their shot. What a time to be a Current fan.

1/8/2025, 8:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely covering DiBernardo’s leave, future-proofing, and injury insurance. My guess is Bia leaves after this season and Lo announces a retirement tour for 2026.

1/8/2025, 8:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This could be a plan to get ahead of Bia leaving next season and Lo probably retiring after 2026, along with some maternity leave for V, and perhaps injury insurance as well. Seems Utah said they were shopping now and KC figured now was the only chance for a big move.

1/8/2025, 8:16:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord help the WNBA if the Longs and the Mahomeses go in on an expansion team for Kansas City.

1/8/2025, 8:12:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually you know what, keep having those Pitbull parties Chris Long I take back what I said

1/8/2025, 8:01:09 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three-panel comic of dog with KC Current collar tag and ball in its mouth saying: [first pane, with dog looking inquisitively with ball in its mouth] “Pls new players?” [second panel, with hand reaching towards ball in dog’s mouth and dog looking aggressively] “NO lose current players” [third panel, zoom in on dog looking aggressive with ball in its mouth] “ONLY GET NEW PLAYERS”
1/8/2025, 8:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 7:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinkin’ ‘bout the old Pontiac Bar and Grill that sits about one and a half miles northwest off exit 115 of I-70W.

Photo of an old white limestone brick building with half of a 1950s Pontiac coupe mounted on the front of the building over the door.
31/7/2025, 4:27:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s gonna be so cool watching USWNT at CPKC Stadium. Got my tickets.

30/7/2025, 3:34:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got me. It was me, I’m 25.

29/7/2025, 10:21:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One cannot expect toddlers to have mastered eyelid motor functions like that. I’m sure it was just an awed blink.

29/7/2025, 9:54:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who else is trapped rn 💁‍♂️

25/7/2025, 3:26:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 3:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god...

24/7/2025, 4:07:46 AM | 1992 400 | View on Bluesky | view

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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24/7/2025, 3:59:47 AM | 18193 5220 | View on Bluesky | view

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Started a new Baldur’s Gate 3 run and am *shocked* it’s well past midnight already. 🤦‍♂️

21/7/2025, 5:44:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! I’m stoked. My right arm collection is off to a good start. 😍

20/7/2025, 2:06:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New tat, who dis

A black tattoo of a brush-painted heart with a sword piercing it and a small drop of blood dripping from the puncture in the heart. Artist: Jessie Hopeless.
19/7/2025, 9:25:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just hope they have an effective way to disinfect it

18/7/2025, 2:09:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These Kobe Loraxes look fun.

18/7/2025, 1:50:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least they had the sense to put SOME tile down instead of making it carpeted all the way around it 🥴

18/7/2025, 1:45:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 1:43:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh you fancy huh, what with ya boujie murder jacuzzis and all. Guess it’s just murder holes for the rest of us 😤

18/7/2025, 1:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So stoked! 🤩

18/7/2025, 1:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here we go. 🤩 Now to see about framing it. Would be cool to get a diptych frame setup with it and a game-worn teal Current jersey… 🤔

17/7/2025, 6:43:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh thank goodness, I thought the murder hole finally got you. 😫

18/7/2025, 1:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shoot. New Above & Beyond dropped today. Lemme go put it on for the workday

18/7/2025, 1:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view