Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Have been waiting for you to call TOD
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Have been waiting for you to call TOD
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I do
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
They are not doing this because they need to. They are doing this because they want to. They manufactured a (pretty pathetic) excuse to do this, but deep down they are doing this because they relish treating blue states and cosmopolitan cities as conquered territories.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
This is, by far, the coolest thing the Yankees have ever done or be associated with
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
I think Yankee Stadium is using the “The Saint” theme as a between-pitches sound cue? @normcharlatan.bsky.social #saintposting
calizaybak.bsky.social (@calizaybak.bsky.social) reposted
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
Finally a game that sees me as I am
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
“This is how we grow”
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
this guy is out here proudly being a eugenicist freak while people at mainstream and "respectable publications" make excuses for him or even muse about whether he has a "few good points"
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
they want us poor, sick and desperate
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Also they assume (rightly) that Democrats would rather try to restore norms than play with newly unlocked powers
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
They love killing Americans. Shitting in our food and laughing at us
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted
It is legally impossible to deport citizens. This is not deportation. Removing citizens to foreign prisons, knowing to a certainty that they will be subjected to treatment that violates the U.S. constitution, doesn’t deserve any label that connotes legal legitimacy.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots of damaged people out there who are sadists at heart
Michael Baumann (@baumann.bsky.social) reposted
Even assuming electoral victories in 2026 and 2028, if Democrats don't start taking away badges and putting people on trial the instant they take power back, we are going to be right back here on January 21, 2032. I don't know how many more chances they're going to get to not learn this lesson.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Love St Andre
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
My imitation of Dracula at The Masters: “Bleh!”
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
Write her off for 2028. Goodbye!
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously
Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) reposted
ANGEL ON SHOULDER: maybe you're overdoing it with all the english-adjacent names? DEVIL ON OTHER SHOULDER: keep going
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
I bet water tastes so sweet out of the Garfield glass.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
They never hated it, they just wanted their own
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
“We made the Jet Li prison asteroid real! 😮😮😂” youtu.be/fCu_mJgnKCg?...
alec karakatsanis (@equalityalec.bsky.social) reposted
Last night’s article in the Washington Post about D.C. police responding to a 911 call by illegally letting DOGE onto private property is unlike any news story I have ever read. Every single person should read this article and think about where our society is going.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Obviously these people are pretty evil, extremely stupid, and have fully poached their brains, but I'm convinced that they're just using the ugliest language they can so you'll stop engaging. It's strategic, but also more or less the same thing that skunks do.
Daily Tom Baker (@dailytombaker.bsky.social) reposted
Tom Baker and Lalla Ward during "City of Death". #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor
Kevin Collins (@kwcollins.bsky.social) reposted
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
We're doing these racists a big favor when we pretend their project is in any way based on actual grievance with modern DEI policy. They just want to promote the belief that no non-white person has ever been worthy of any praise or qualified for any honor or position
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
And Elon promised “hardship”
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re gonna take on China by going full Maoist
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Skinner and Chalmers at the oven Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun! Picard: Your words are mysterious to me The Borealis! Uncovered! Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking back to a year ago when Biden was mostly lucid for his SOTU and that was supposed to Change Everything
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Very 2020/Sword of Damocles kind of feeling. Sitting here with no control over anything and wondering if it's going to come crashing down on us
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep thinking about "borger exponsive"
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
They also want to punish the country for 2020
Christina Montana (@christinamets15.bsky.social) reposted
The democrats have to be the dumbest people on Earth right now. They’re on their “fool me eight times” already and are still saying “shame on you”
Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) reposted
Trump Take Egg, Make You Raise Own Egg
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah just read the alt text
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the devil one or the snake one
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep thinking it has to be photoshopped
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
The Sixers when Mike Tirico shows up at The Center
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
A nice thought, but we've been hearing it for 10 years and it's stronger than ever
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
“We have to meet REAL Americans where they’re at: gun shows and tailgates” - these are the words of completely insular bloodsuckers whose strategy for political communication is to imagine the dumbest yokel they can, and then try to imagine how to talk down to that person
whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted
"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
That thing looks like a prop macguffin in a Roger Moore bond movie
Joey Politano🏳️🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) reposted
Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
huh weird!
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
No one better
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
The best
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
GOAT ref
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Never say never but felt like his exit from Lakers was him implicitly saying he has better things to do
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as they pretend he did, he did, just like saying “waste fraud abuse” makes there be waste, fraud and abuse
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, I think they’re past that point in their minds. All that spin is for him, not anyone else
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair I feel like the PSL mics have always been super hot. But that was crushed
Calvin Kasulke (@kasulke.co) reposted
the arc of history is long. it's long as hell. it's just—whew. it's a long-ass arc, is all I can tell you.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) reposted
You watched "Monkey Shines" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Dunston Checks In" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Mighty Joe Young" and you sided with the monkey When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in. Wild.
Mike Cyclops (@shanksponywv.bsky.social) reposted
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Either way the current administration is not acting like they think they will ever have to face voter accountability again
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
But at least they ruined a lot of lives
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
It’s sad that Medieval Times had to resort to these feudal tactics. They just want serfdom for their employees.
Brad Heath (@bradheath.bsky.social) reposted
The lead prosecutor in the Eric Adams case has resigned over DOJ's order that the case be dismissed. "I expect you will eventually find someone who will be enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
I think about this a lot. Explains why “you made me do it” is usually the justification for horrible behavior/policy/beliefs/etc.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Even so, when these guys decide to turn their Two Minutes Hate on you, 40% of the country instantly believes you’re part of the pedo commie deep state and your members get doxxed/death threats
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
“On the next episode of Staaar Trek: The Next Generation” youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
FWIW Rufo tweeted continuing to collect would be their top priority
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i have two posts up already. the first is free, about what it means to be in a constitutional crisis
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation." (gift link)
Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted
I’m at the Volcker Shock I’m at the Years of Lead I’m at the combination Volcker Shock and Years of Lead
Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted
Posters on this app have had a better grasp on our political reality than basically everyone by employing this One Weird Trick - taking the President seriously when he tells everyone the things he’s going to do
Samantha Maich (@samanthamaich.bsky.social) reposted
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
dying to see a deep explication of “our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture.” all I can picture is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical about a Cheesecake Factory that has a McDonald’s in it
Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted
Love the little anxiety generator in my pocket. Any time I’m feeling ok it’s there for me.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
A loyalty test here
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, he’s so rich I think they’re terrified of him. He can ruin all of them so easily
Carly Goodman (@carlygoodman.bsky.social) reposted
I would love to hear a leader articulate a future where my children’s options are more than prison guard and detainee
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it still works most of the time anyway
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Trump has seized the archives, the article explains, because he feels the prior archivist played a role in revealing he had classified documents piled up in an unsecured bathroom at his tacky golf club. Once again, we all have to suffer because he got caught criming.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
Wegmans!
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)
I love my daily fiber fruit gummies. They’re like my lil old man treat
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
Yeah so the Constitution isn’t really in effect right now
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
if the president’s lackeys can functionally seize control of treasury funds and dismantle a congressionally-created agency without consequence, it’s not that it’s a constitutional crisis as much as it means the constitution is vapor.
Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll get through when the checks stop, or their kid’s school shuts down 95% of their sports teams