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Ryan Kelly

@ryankkelly.bsky.social

NJ

created September 18, 2023

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Have been waiting for you to call TOD

10/8/2025, 11:25:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I do

9/6/2025, 1:20:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted

They are not doing this because they need to. They are doing this because they want to. They manufactured a (pretty pathetic) excuse to do this, but deep down they are doing this because they relish treating blue states and cosmopolitan cities as conquered territories.

7 min ago Approximately 500 active-duty Marines
9/6/2025, 1:18:47 AM | 446 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

This is, by far, the coolest thing the Yankees have ever done or be associated with

9/6/2025, 12:59:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

I think Yankee Stadium is using the “The Saint” theme as a between-pitches sound cue? @normcharlatan.bsky.social #saintposting

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9/6/2025, 12:54:38 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture calizaybak.bsky.social (@calizaybak.bsky.social) reposted

23/5/2025, 4:42:28 PM | 5309 852 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

Finally a game that sees me as I am

22/5/2025, 1:17:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

“This is how we grow”

18/5/2025, 3:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

this guy is out here proudly being a eugenicist freak while people at mainstream and "respectable publications" make excuses for him or even muse about whether he has a "few good points"

12/5/2025, 1:33:12 AM | 21413 5268 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

they want us poor, sick and desperate

17/4/2025, 9:42:20 PM | 23791 6611 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Also they assume (rightly) that Democrats would rather try to restore norms than play with newly unlocked powers

17/4/2025, 8:38:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

They love killing Americans. Shitting in our food and laughing at us

17/4/2025, 8:32:48 PM | 395 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted

It is legally impossible to deport citizens. This is not deportation. Removing citizens to foreign prisons, knowing to a certainty that they will be subjected to treatment that violates the U.S. constitution, doesn’t deserve any label that connotes legal legitimacy.

14/4/2025, 9:05:17 PM | 7336 1831 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of damaged people out there who are sadists at heart

14/4/2025, 7:49:53 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Baumann (@baumann.bsky.social) reposted

Even assuming electoral victories in 2026 and 2028, if Democrats don't start taking away badges and putting people on trial the instant they take power back, we are going to be right back here on January 21, 2032. I don't know how many more chances they're going to get to not learn this lesson.

14/4/2025, 5:41:35 PM | 996 234 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Love St Andre

13/4/2025, 2:16:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

My imitation of Dracula at The Masters: “Bleh!”

13/4/2025, 2:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

13/4/2025, 2:02:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

Quite a fall from this to quisling

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9/4/2025, 9:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember this. Unbelievably pathetic

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9/4/2025, 9:32:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

Write her off for 2028. Goodbye!

9/4/2025, 9:16:50 PM | 386 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Positive early reactions from willing passengers in drunk driver's car. "He's doing pretty well all things considered."

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Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously

9/4/2025, 1:56:44 PM | 2821 728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) reposted

ANGEL ON SHOULDER: maybe you're overdoing it with all the english-adjacent names? DEVIL ON OTHER SHOULDER: keep going

7/4/2025, 4:05:14 PM | 164 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

I bet water tastes so sweet out of the Garfield glass.

26/3/2025, 10:46:58 AM | 62 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

They never hated it, they just wanted their own

20/3/2025, 11:31:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

“We made the Jet Li prison asteroid real! 😮😮😂” youtu.be/fCu_mJgnKCg?...

20/3/2025, 11:20:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alec karakatsanis (@equalityalec.bsky.social) reposted

Last night’s article in the Washington Post about D.C. police responding to a 911 call by illegally letting DOGE onto private property is unlike any news story I have ever read. Every single person should read this article and think about where our society is going.

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19/3/2025, 2:53:13 PM | 4009 1684 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Obviously these people are pretty evil, extremely stupid, and have fully poached their brains, but I'm convinced that they're just using the ugliest language they can so you'll stop engaging. It's strategic, but also more or less the same thing that skunks do.

19/3/2025, 7:04:06 PM | 739 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daily Tom Baker (@dailytombaker.bsky.social) reposted

Tom Baker and Lalla Ward during "City of Death". #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor

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Profile picture Kevin Collins (@kwcollins.bsky.social) reposted

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

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Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

We're doing these racists a big favor when we pretend their project is in any way based on actual grievance with modern DEI policy. They just want to promote the belief that no non-white person has ever been worthy of any praise or qualified for any honor or position

16/3/2025, 12:13:02 PM | 1476 424 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

And Elon promised “hardship”

13/3/2025, 3:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

My loved ones remembered

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6/3/2025, 4:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re gonna take on China by going full Maoist

6/3/2025, 2:04:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Skinner and Chalmers at the oven Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun! Picard: Your words are mysterious to me The Borealis! Uncovered! Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4

Captain Dathon speaking to Picard in the tng episode “Darmok”
5/3/2025, 8:18:03 PM | 1040 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep thinking back to a year ago when Biden was mostly lucid for his SOTU and that was supposed to Change Everything

5/3/2025, 3:36:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Very 2020/Sword of Damocles kind of feeling. Sitting here with no control over anything and wondering if it's going to come crashing down on us

4/3/2025, 6:24:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep thinking about "borger exponsive"

4/3/2025, 6:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted

4/3/2025, 11:51:57 AM | 6618 1301 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

They also want to punish the country for 2020

4/3/2025, 11:38:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christina Montana (@christinamets15.bsky.social) reposted

The democrats have to be the dumbest people on Earth right now. They’re on their “fool me eight times” already and are still saying “shame on you”

4/3/2025, 11:36:11 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) reposted

Trump Take Egg, Make You Raise Own Egg

4/3/2025, 5:11:55 AM | 187 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah just read the alt text

4/3/2025, 3:33:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the devil one or the snake one

4/3/2025, 3:33:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep thinking it has to be photoshopped

3/3/2025, 9:01:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

The Sixers when Mike Tirico shows up at The Center

3/3/2025, 3:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

A nice thought, but we've been hearing it for 10 years and it's stronger than ever

3/3/2025, 3:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

“We have to meet REAL Americans where they’re at: gun shows and tailgates” - these are the words of completely insular bloodsuckers whose strategy for political communication is to imagine the dumbest yokel they can, and then try to imagine how to talk down to that person

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Profile picture whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted

"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...

2/3/2025, 1:24:35 AM | 10978 2832 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

That thing looks like a prop macguffin in a Roger Moore bond movie

1/3/2025, 5:46:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) reposted

Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this

28/2/2025, 10:55:13 PM | 9885 4007 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

huh weird!

1/3/2025, 3:45:05 AM | 10163 1806 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

It’s lit on Friday night (watching On Golden Pond on TCM)

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1/3/2025, 3:47:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

No one better

1/3/2025, 3:16:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

The best

1/3/2025, 3:16:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

GOAT ref

1/3/2025, 3:15:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Never say never but felt like his exit from Lakers was him implicitly saying he has better things to do

1/3/2025, 2:20:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social) reposted

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/gangster-p...

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as they pretend he did, he did, just like saying “waste fraud abuse” makes there be waste, fraud and abuse

1/3/2025, 12:12:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, I think they’re past that point in their minds. All that spin is for him, not anyone else

1/3/2025, 12:09:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair I feel like the PSL mics have always been super hot. But that was crushed

28/2/2025, 6:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Calvin Kasulke (@kasulke.co) reposted

the arc of history is long. it's long as hell. it's just—whew. it's a long-ass arc, is all I can tell you.

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Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

4/2/2025, 10:37:47 PM | 44036 6772 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) reposted

You watched "Monkey Shines" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Dunston Checks In" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Mighty Joe Young" and you sided with the monkey When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in. Wild.

21/2/2025, 6:54:56 PM | 1072 104 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Either way the current administration is not acting like they think they will ever have to face voter accountability again

19/2/2025, 5:40:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

But at least they ruined a lot of lives

19/2/2025, 1:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

It’s sad that Medieval Times had to resort to these feudal tactics. They just want serfdom for their employees.

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Profile picture Brad Heath (@bradheath.bsky.social) reposted

The lead prosecutor in the Eric Adams case has resigned over DOJ's order that the case be dismissed. "I expect you will eventually find someone who will be enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I think about this a lot. Explains why “you made me do it” is usually the justification for horrible behavior/policy/beliefs/etc.

13/2/2025, 6:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Even so, when these guys decide to turn their Two Minutes Hate on you, 40% of the country instantly believes you’re part of the pedo commie deep state and your members get doxxed/death threats

13/2/2025, 11:49:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

“On the next episode of Staaar Trek: The Next Generation” youtube.com/playlist?lis...

12/2/2025, 11:16:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

FWIW Rufo tweeted continuing to collect would be their top priority

12/2/2025, 7:52:47 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

12/2/2025, 2:24:41 AM | 57591 15167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

i have two posts up already. the first is free, about what it means to be in a constitutional crisis

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation." (gift link)

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Profile picture Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted

I’m at the Volcker Shock I’m at the Years of Lead I’m at the combination Volcker Shock and Years of Lead

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Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Posters on this app have had a better grasp on our political reality than basically everyone by employing this One Weird Trick - taking the President seriously when he tells everyone the things he’s going to do

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Profile picture Samantha Maich (@samanthamaich.bsky.social) reposted

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Profile picture The thread o’ tweets (@threadotweets.bsky.social) reposted

Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Wait a minute - seeing a character wear a hat on a hat sounds funny as hell
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Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

dying to see a deep explication of “our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture.” all I can picture is an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical about a Cheesecake Factory that has a McDonald’s in it

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Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Love the little anxiety generator in my pocket. Any time I’m feeling ok it’s there for me.

7/2/2025, 7:22:30 PM | 167 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

A loyalty test here

7/2/2025, 3:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, he’s so rich I think they’re terrified of him. He can ruin all of them so easily

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

Wordled in three for third day in a row

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Profile picture Carly Goodman (@carlygoodman.bsky.social) reposted

I would love to hear a leader articulate a future where my children’s options are more than prison guard and detainee

7/2/2025, 1:41:51 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it still works most of the time anyway

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Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Trump has seized the archives, the article explains, because he feels the prior archivist played a role in revealing he had classified documents piled up in an unsecured bathroom at his tacky golf club. Once again, we all have to suffer because he got caught criming.

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

Wegmans!

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social)

I love my daily fiber fruit gummies. They’re like my lil old man treat

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Profile picture Doctor Tom (@newsovietposter.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

Yeah so the Constitution isn’t really in effect right now

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Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

if the president’s lackeys can functionally seize control of treasury funds and dismantle a congressionally-created agency without consequence, it’s not that it’s a constitutional crisis as much as it means the constitution is vapor.

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Profile picture Ryan Kelly (@ryankkelly.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll get through when the checks stop, or their kid’s school shuts down 95% of their sports teams

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