LORE: my Seestur's name is Danielle. She WAS named after Danielle Steel, and Hook was one of her favorites growing up. ♥️
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LORE: my Seestur's name is Danielle. She WAS named after Danielle Steel, and Hook was one of her favorites growing up. ♥️
ruin a movie by adding Danielle Steel Danielle Steel's Hook
Can someone please set this video to "I like to move it move it?"
Is it possible for both of them to be struck by lightning at the same time?
This could have been US, but you voted for the couch humper permanently on vacation.
Slept in a Sneaker Pimps shirt, woke up 6 Underground
BOOOOOOOOOO Signed, Your reigning World Series champions
Oh, now that MY TEAM (1st in the NL West) is here in Pittsburgh allasudden YINZ (LAST in the NL Central 23 games back) wanna act like an actual big boy daddy pants MLB team, huh? Eat my Dodger Blue ass.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
I might have it confused with something else but I feel like I've heard of it being hit before. Don't take it as gospel truth. I have exactly 7 brain cells to make it through the week and all the stupidness in DC breaks them down faster and faster.
This is must-see cinema. IDC if I have to bring the turkey and the stuffing AND THE PATTI LABELLE PIE
😎🌵🪴 he's either stupid or remarkably uninformed. Take your pick and live with it
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That BoA is a common target!
That was the smell of gin.
"Looks like Fidel Castro eating a London broil" was never a metaphor for a woman's meow-meow I expected to hear but I assure you I am several percentage points gayer than before
THAAAAAAAAAT'S BUTTERS!
I am not a shark - I am a Silly Goose in a meat sack costume - but I find this traumatizing and I would like it to not be.
I will look into it after this delightful nap
You didn't make it this far Just to make it this far boo berry!! PLAY THE VICTORY MUSIC!!
Quite good. Your homework: Don't Come Around Here No More Mary Jane's Last Dance Free Falling
Scare Snoop Dogg Post a gay (Daisy is a lesbian or at the very least bi and I will die on this hill)
Which song in particular? There is a particular hierarchy to Tom Petty songs. Don't worry, none of them dip below pretty good. #ILikedHimBeforeSanAndreas (I did the thing you said not to do I'M SO MISCHIEVOUS)
That pear is fine. In fact, I bet it would probably ask consent first before you fell victim to it.
The new details: it was all bullshit and Rudy was drunker than someone's breath in this bus.
I, too, am a ¿Por que no los dos?
You could become one of those guys who says, "bad news, bears."
If you or a loved one speculated that Trump was dying but were instead blindsided by the unfortunate reality that he was still somewhat alive, you may be entitled to compensation.
UMMMMM WHERE IS MK VS DC
This is where I skeet from
Not excited for Rock'n'Roller Coaster?
This bus is so crowded and this dude with a hugeazz duffle bag is practically straddling me. I fear he may impregnate me. And the last thing you want this Crayola crayon white boi to do is mate with a brownish-red ginger. First baby in modern medicine to have their race listed as "translucent."
That is not a figure. That is a shower loofa.
The Presidents of the United States of Tara
The young woman's statement:
She's never not on her second box of wine.
Little treat?
And BEAAAAAAAAAANZ!!! Beanz 🫘 beanz 🫘 beanz 🫘 beanz
In other news, water is wet.
youtu.be/Bg59q4puhmg?...
to yo mom(s).
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
BEHOLD THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SILLY GOOSE SQUAD
If we're going mashups, this is probably one of my favorites
HERE THERE EVERY NIGHT
YESSSSSSS! I would also suggest Bookworm - especially with King Felonious II on the warpath against books and knowledge, he could be like a male Poison Ivy, but defending books instead of plants.
Not sure what you are all talking about, I just saw this pic of the president from 20 minutes ago and he is looking very healthy.
Star Gary
That caption made me 8% gayer.
No one has ever figured out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Just saw a McDonald's ad that claimed "Stolen McDonald's fries are not theft, they're parental compensation" and if that isn't the most Dad commercial of all time
If you see this, post an image because it made you laugh
Transformers: Call of Brohams: Modern Shia LeBouf 9
**writes "make To-Do list"** so productive much do wow
Now you've really gone and done it. For I am king of the Silly Gooses. Ok, OK Go, go! youtu.be/oiMZa8flyYY?...
No, but there's an episode where Balatro shows up and I can't say any more or else the Joker will show up and force me to play five runs in a row GAAAAAH IT'S SO ADDICTING
THE ANNOUNCEMENT: It was George Santos the whole time!
A NECKTIE??? WOMENSZ DON'T WEAR NECKTIES!! Next you'll tell me that's a PLUMBER.
November 2024 🫠🫠🫠
I see your Fatboy Slim and raise you Christopher Walken
The Valnet Structure
Okay but what about on Lane 6?
@grumpycat0023.bsky.social if you do not use that Mr. House meme I stole from you you are doing the world a disservice.
Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
BREAKING: Federal judge in California rules that Trump admin. violated a 19th-century law by sending National Guard troops and Marines to L.A.
Maybe we should pick up some wine too... youtu.be/jVojhvifruk?...
THE GOOSES IS LOOSES
PINKIES OUT EVERYONE
I thought that WAS confidence?
youtu.be/gjKFCYzqq-A?...
Ayyyy the homie @youngdeuces.bsky.social did a video on one of my favorite topics - Batman villains! On the topic, considering Clayface is getting his own movie, I'd take him out. And Calendar Man WAS obscure but has had some massive roles as of late. Put King Tut and Onomatopoeia in instead.
We don't know her.
@happysnarkygal.bsky.social set the buffet table! @inapproprinate.bsky.social build the playlist! @optimstie.bsky.social prepare the awful jokes! WE ARE NOT GOING TO FALL VICTIM TO THE FORCES OF DESPAIR!! @grumpycat0023.bsky.social RELEASE THE GEESE!!!
Despair seems to be setting in on this very Mondayish Tuesday. Get out of here, Junko Enoshima! I won't let you take out my homies today. EMERGENCY SILLY GOOSE TUESDAY!
There was a Fatal Frame for the Wii that was Japan-only. I forget the subtitle, but Fatal Frame is an awesome series.
It's not pointless.
So if this helps: I just discovered a channel called Retrovania (SNES games). He just said it took 10 years to get to 10K subscribers, then about a year to double it. You can do this.
I could not possibly like James Earl Jones any mo--
Said this on the other app but we rly need to normalize that growing up = becoming a person with the money to afford childhood interests. The idea that you have to suddenly stop caring about cute or joyful things when you turn 18 is the reason so many ppl are so fucking miserable for 60 years after
It's okay to vent. I hope I didn't trigger any of this with my thoughts. Take a temporary breather. If you miss it, you'll know it's time to go back.
For the two people who watch and learn something but are too shy to say anything. That's who.
Additionally, may I remind you that **gestures vaguely at The Horrors That Persist™️** Being creative though all this is an absolute bitch. They're working hard to make us sad and stupid, and creativity is the antidote, but it's harder than normal to produce in this sort of environment.
When you care more about the numbers than the content, maybe it's time to step back, but only momentarily! Maybe branch out with another topic? Maybe just a small breather? Maybe remembering that The Algorithm is a monster without feeling that decimates creativity?
2029
Wait, so you're telling me... ... that late-stage capitalism... is... AGAINST THE CONSUMER??
Fine. But ONE play. And only because you successfully used the word "maudlin." But I swear to God if he wakes up...
SIR THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER WAS YESTERDAY
@inapproprinate.bsky.social don't make me tap the sign
Your drummer guess could be right
ME: It's almost 7am so I guess this is all the sleep I'm gett-- BRAIN: so eepy ME: REALLY? BRAIN: SO EEPY! ME: Well, I don't have to get ready for work until noon so better late than never I-- SUN: HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Grumpy Cat 
