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I’m as giddy to wake up to his end as when I learned of Herman Cain’s.
Just an internet rando seeking glimpses of goodness in humanity.
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I’m as giddy to wake up to his end as when I learned of Herman Cain’s.
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Stroke face
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Can we get a daily recap like this? It’s entertaining while also instilling hope!
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Loaded guns are banned at gun shows!!!
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Maybe he and his followers think drinking enough of it cleanses the pedophilia?
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Cool to see Germany take on a lead role in the defense of Europe as the US falters on the world stage.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We can only hope. It’s all we have these days.
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Slava Ukraini!!
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To be fair Cracker Barrel was doing a fine job shitting the bed long before they dropped the old guy sitting there telling n-word jokes to the grandkids.
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Sadly Taiwan needs to come to the table with China asap or risk an overwhelming invasion. The US has burned its allies across the Pacific and around the world and its nuke capabilities are bluster. Its protection promises are bullshit, now more than ever.
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…has created… fixed it for you.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF though this is Miami and should’ve been assumed would happen.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Release ALL of the Epstein files!
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Every time I see either, I think it’s the other. Thought I was alone in that.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t saddle Satan with that!
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Get on your knees and roll that red carpet boys under the command of a heel spur draft dodger.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
A US “security guarantee” is no guarantee at all. Pure vapor.
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Anyone hoping the first person affected will be TACO “man?”
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)
That orange piece of shit failed on the world stage today and America with him. Loser.
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Fuck him
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We got three solid knockouts with our favorite radio talkers Rush and Herman Cain. Then our favorite racist wrestler Hulk Hogan was def a chef kiss.
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Dawn smells like ass no matter which version. Also release the fUCkInG EpSTeIN FiLeS!!!!!!
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Nailed it
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Newsom, Hochul and Pritzker are not fucking around. “That’s not a knife…”
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the same. He can sort of jump by someone rolling him off a cliff!
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. Greg”Hot Wheels”AbbottisaLittlePissBaby jumping!! He be rollin rollin rollin.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
TX is a Taliban-esque shithole.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile DNC focused on flute music diversity and pot legalization. Can’t be bothered with anything else. Pelosi does great work for Trump.
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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whi... Harris won.
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lol. Pissing in the wind with this gov.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
We tried to tell ‘em…
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
A recent survey, conducted by me, of friends in bars confirmed that 99.8% of Americans don’t give a flip about Oasis. The .2% was Doug and he’s a contrarian dickhead.
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Ohhhh! The double forget. That MFer!!!
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Most probably a Canadian with healthcare. ;)
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Trump just signed off on the same level of difficulty as was created in many republican states like FL for unemployment. I fully expect all of the systems used for recipients to be as burdensome, complex and bottlenecked as has been the case with such, probably worse. Compliance will be its own job.
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Died before Trump could pardon him…
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Trump is going to try to hook up with her.
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If you find this shocking, you should look at how much bullet lead is pumped into kids in the US while no one is held accountable.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Another brand sentenced to death by private equity.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
With the BBB moving toward the rear view, is it posible that trump’s capitalist mega backers have gotten what they need and slow walking away from him?
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This!
✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ (@craigary.bsky.social) reposted
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BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
If NYC didn’t want Cuomo, it shouldn’t have dressed that way…
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty much guarantees Crackhead Chris amped up hype man antics and an eventual Adams win.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
CNN looking more and more like Cuomo/ Pelosi/ Status Quo shills. They’re like Fox but with red letters and less ‘Merican flags.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
As Epstein hears up further I’m bracing for all sorts of senile ranting this week.
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I feel like we’ve answered many things here.
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Glory hole face.
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Just relaxing and getting ready for another exhausting week of trade games to distract from all things Epstein and the Big Bullshit Bill. Bonus: This week we’ll get some solid Russia TACO-ist bluster.
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Knowing no other facts, I’d give this at least 75% chance of accuracy because, well, that’s what they do.
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So a gunman shot a trooper at a church and the trooper is alive? Must be a slow national news day.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Those “assignment details” are such shit that the eventual hire will have to be the type of person who finds fulfillment primarily from the suffering of others. A militarized Stephen Miller.
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They knew who he was when they voted for him. No empathy from me.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he rollin’. He rollin’.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Should swap out the hot wheels for a hot jet ski.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone else feel like these guys have more drama than a month of TMZ stories just so we can relive the 90s when they play Wonderwall live.
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He’ll be begging Trump to keep his job in no time. He just sold his country up a river.
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Trump with the shoutout to Fetterman today tells you all you need to know PA.
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Such a raging piece of shit and screw the DNC too.
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He went full Spicer. The general, full Birx.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)
Holy shit. Hegseth going full Spicer re. “success” in Iran.
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Royal is the best street!
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All based on a “2000” year old comic book.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Marc!
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Stupidbaker
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The likes of which…
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
DNC 2025 mantra- We sucked less… I think… The candidates were quite honestly terrible. Gay Valimont? In the redneck reviera. Gay Valimont? You could not get worse branding if you tried.
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So completely fucked up! And there are those who lose their shit when we draw parallels with the rise of the Nazi movement. An F250 with a MAGA flag doesn’t inspire a new generation that will achieve anything of value.
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Great job Chris Murphy with my Rep Maxwell Frost! :)
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120 per day on average die in auto accidents in the US alone.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither has a chance. But come on. Gay Valimont to represent the redneck riviera? She lost when she announced. Yawn.
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Oh! Thanks! Gross!!!
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Explain her relationship to Trump to me like I’m five.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Just some rando overacting his 10 minutes of fame. Seems like a lil poos-wah to me.
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As a former proud American, I endorse this message. #shitholecountry
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Blinded by his ego. He can’t see he’s the cuck.
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Long game. I think DJT is only consistent in his delusional rage. Rubio felt so special become his shill Sec of State. But Trump still views him as a shit talking “little” prick that challenged his run for president the first time. He’s getting satisfaction wasting his time and watching him cower.
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Joe Manchin pt Deux
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Zero lies detected! Both funny and true.
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this how the nazis started out?
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Some Elvis action in your week. Respect!
BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question. Do all Iranian assassins look like the guys in Back to the Future?
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lol. Too much melanin.