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BurtleMcBurtlesman

@rymburt.bsky.social

Just an internet rando seeking glimpses of goodness in humanity.

created September 1, 2024

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I’m as giddy to wake up to his end as when I learned of Herman Cain’s.

1/9/2025, 10:01:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stroke face

1/9/2025, 8:16:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we get a daily recap like this? It’s entertaining while also instilling hope!

1/9/2025, 4:02:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loaded guns are banned at gun shows!!!

31/8/2025, 3:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he and his followers think drinking enough of it cleanses the pedophilia?

26/8/2025, 12:13:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool to see Germany take on a lead role in the defense of Europe as the US falters on the world stage.

26/8/2025, 11:30:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can only hope. It’s all we have these days.

26/8/2025, 1:19:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Slava Ukraini!!

25/8/2025, 10:36:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)

To be fair Cracker Barrel was doing a fine job shitting the bed long before they dropped the old guy sitting there telling n-word jokes to the grandkids.

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22/8/2025, 9:32:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly Taiwan needs to come to the table with China asap or risk an overwhelming invasion. The US has burned its allies across the Pacific and around the world and its nuke capabilities are bluster. Its protection promises are bullshit, now more than ever.

22/8/2025, 2:54:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

…has created… fixed it for you.

20/8/2025, 6:34:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TBF though this is Miami and should’ve been assumed would happen.

20/8/2025, 5:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release ALL of the Epstein files!

20/8/2025, 1:17:13 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I see either, I think it’s the other. Thought I was alone in that.

19/8/2025, 4:06:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t saddle Satan with that!

18/8/2025, 10:32:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)

Get on your knees and roll that red carpet boys under the command of a heel spur draft dodger.

17/8/2025, 3:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

A US “security guarantee” is no guarantee at all. Pure vapor.

17/8/2025, 1:56:28 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone hoping the first person affected will be TACO “man?”

16/8/2025, 12:52:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)

That orange piece of shit failed on the world stage today and America with him. Loser.

16/8/2025, 12:43:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck him

14/8/2025, 12:24:41 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:30:17 AM | 29843 6618 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

We got three solid knockouts with our favorite radio talkers Rush and Herman Cain. Then our favorite racist wrestler Hulk Hogan was def a chef kiss.

10/8/2025, 12:13:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dawn smells like ass no matter which version. Also release the fUCkInG EpSTeIN FiLeS!!!!!!

8/8/2025, 11:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it

7/8/2025, 11:12:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom, Hochul and Pritzker are not fucking around. “That’s not a knife…”

6/8/2025, 12:11:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the same. He can sort of jump by someone rolling him off a cliff!

5/8/2025, 9:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. Greg”Hot Wheels”AbbottisaLittlePissBaby jumping!! He be rollin rollin rollin.

5/8/2025, 9:43:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TX is a Taliban-esque shithole.

5/8/2025, 8:05:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile DNC focused on flute music diversity and pot legalization. Can’t be bothered with anything else. Pelosi does great work for Trump.

1/8/2025, 7:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whi... Harris won.

1/8/2025, 4:51:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 2:57:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. Pissing in the wind with this gov.

1/8/2025, 2:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We tried to tell ‘em…

1/8/2025, 2:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

A recent survey, conducted by me, of friends in bars confirmed that 99.8% of Americans don’t give a flip about Oasis. The .2% was Doug and he’s a contrarian dickhead.

28/7/2025, 8:12:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh! The double forget. That MFer!!!

27/7/2025, 11:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most probably a Canadian with healthcare. ;)

27/7/2025, 6:53:51 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump just signed off on the same level of difficulty as was created in many republican states like FL for unemployment. I fully expect all of the systems used for recipients to be as burdensome, complex and bottlenecked as has been the case with such, probably worse. Compliance will be its own job.

27/7/2025, 6:52:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Died before Trump could pardon him…

27/7/2025, 2:13:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is going to try to hook up with her.

27/7/2025, 1:57:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you find this shocking, you should look at how much bullet lead is pumped into kids in the US while no one is held accountable.

23/7/2025, 12:23:38 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another brand sentenced to death by private equity.

22/7/2025, 1:30:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

With the BBB moving toward the rear view, is it posible that trump’s capitalist mega backers have gotten what they need and slow walking away from him?

21/7/2025, 2:47:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

This!

20/7/2025, 11:31:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paramount+ sub = $60 a year Shift that $ to your @pbs.org station instead and you’ll do two good things at the same time. Do it.

19/7/2025, 12:00:24 AM | 7499 2277 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

If NYC didn’t want Cuomo, it shouldn’t have dressed that way…

15/7/2025, 12:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty much guarantees Crackhead Chris amped up hype man antics and an eventual Adams win.

14/7/2025, 8:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

CNN looking more and more like Cuomo/ Pelosi/ Status Quo shills. They’re like Fox but with red letters and less ‘Merican flags.

14/7/2025, 5:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Epstein hears up further I’m bracing for all sorts of senile ranting this week.

14/7/2025, 12:50:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like we’ve answered many things here.

14/7/2025, 12:24:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh oh! Here he comes again…

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13/7/2025, 11:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glory hole face.

13/7/2025, 11:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)

Just relaxing and getting ready for another exhausting week of trade games to distract from all things Epstein and the Big Bullshit Bill. Bonus: This week we’ll get some solid Russia TACO-ist bluster.

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13/7/2025, 11:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knowing no other facts, I’d give this at least 75% chance of accuracy because, well, that’s what they do.

13/7/2025, 8:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So a gunman shot a trooper at a church and the trooper is alive? Must be a slow national news day.

13/7/2025, 8:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those “assignment details” are such shit that the eventual hire will have to be the type of person who finds fulfillment primarily from the suffering of others. A militarized Stephen Miller.

13/7/2025, 1:56:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They knew who he was when they voted for him. No empathy from me.

12/7/2025, 12:11:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he rollin’. He rollin’.

9/7/2025, 11:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should swap out the hot wheels for a hot jet ski.

5/7/2025, 12:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone else feel like these guys have more drama than a month of TMZ stories just so we can relive the 90s when they play Wonderwall live.

2/7/2025, 12:59:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’ll be begging Trump to keep his job in no time. He just sold his country up a river.

30/6/2025, 3:39:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump with the shoutout to Fetterman today tells you all you need to know PA.

28/6/2025, 12:01:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a raging piece of shit and screw the DNC too.

26/6/2025, 11:42:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He went full Spicer. The general, full Birx.

26/6/2025, 12:51:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Hegseth going full Spicer re. “success” in Iran.

26/6/2025, 12:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Royal is the best street!

9/5/2025, 11:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All based on a “2000” year old comic book.

8/5/2025, 12:25:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Marc!

7/5/2025, 1:46:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupidbaker

9/4/2025, 10:58:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The likes of which…

5/4/2025, 3:46:07 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DNC 2025 mantra- We sucked less… I think… The candidates were quite honestly terrible. Gay Valimont? In the redneck reviera. Gay Valimont? You could not get worse branding if you tried.

2/4/2025, 1:50:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social)

So completely fucked up! And there are those who lose their shit when we draw parallels with the rise of the Nazi movement. An F250 with a MAGA flag doesn’t inspire a new generation that will achieve anything of value.

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1/4/2025, 12:31:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Great job Chris Murphy with my Rep Maxwell Frost! :)

30/3/2025, 1:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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120 per day on average die in auto accidents in the US alone.

30/3/2025, 1:46:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither has a chance. But come on. Gay Valimont to represent the redneck riviera? She lost when she announced. Yawn.

27/3/2025, 8:38:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh! Thanks! Gross!!!

25/3/2025, 2:02:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Explain her relationship to Trump to me like I’m five.

24/3/2025, 2:07:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just some rando overacting his 10 minutes of fame. Seems like a lil poos-wah to me.

17/3/2025, 11:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a former proud American, I endorse this message. #shitholecountry

13/3/2025, 2:19:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blinded by his ego. He can’t see he’s the cuck.

12/3/2025, 1:34:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

Long game. I think DJT is only consistent in his delusional rage. Rubio felt so special become his shill Sec of State. But Trump still views him as a shit talking “little” prick that challenged his run for president the first time. He’s getting satisfaction wasting his time and watching him cower.

12/3/2025, 1:33:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Manchin pt Deux

12/3/2025, 12:37:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zero lies detected! Both funny and true.

12/3/2025, 12:07:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this how the nazis started out?

5/3/2025, 2:19:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some Elvis action in your week. Respect!

24/2/2025, 12:26:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious question. Do all Iranian assassins look like the guys in Back to the Future?

27/1/2025, 12:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BurtleMcBurtlesman (@rymburt.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. Too much melanin.

17/1/2025, 5:28:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view