Ryan Sanderson
@rysand.bsky.social
Here for a time machine back to the early days of Twitter. Please direct me to the people making eighty part manifestos and cow puns.
created August 21, 2023
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Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior.bsky.social) reposted
California Democrats are attempting to make criticism of Israel illegal. Important op-ed from Leah Greenberg Call, who resigned from the Biden admin over Israel's genocide. Free version: archive.is/7Acdx
Brendan Nyhan (@brendannyhan.bsky.social) reposted
Seven months into Trump II and state police are threatening an elected representative with a felony for communicating with the press.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
The New Atheists were by-and-large assholes with superiority complexes, which is a shame because the world really, really needed a larger conversation about the psychological and social costs of religion to avoid what's happening now.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Mostly just reposting so I can remember all of these titles.
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted
And remember this: the Weyland-Yutani need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. The Company requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. MU-TH-UR 6000 is brittle. Xenomorphs are the mask of fear.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
In honor of Terence Stamp, let’s remember this legendary Peter Serafinowitz interview about how Stamp’s reward for acting in The Phantom Menace was a Star Wars stencil set. youtu.be/t0wHqNi3x5M?...
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
If there's one bit of hope I take from these horrific, dystopian visions of the future, it's how unnatural it all feels. They will make it more difficult, pushing for lower pay and longer hours, flooding your mind with fear, trying to isolate and divide. We must be stronger than they think we are.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thank fuck I missed this by three years. Does that make Zoomers Generation Morbius?
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I genuinely believe it's worth everyone on the planet dying not to give him this.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
This was just one of the dozen or so Lord of the Rings related thoughts I have during the day.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I believe in the power of art or whatever but it’s funny that the most popular book series in the world is about how the object in your hand that offers you unlimited power and demands your attention all of the time is literally the devil and yet we live in the world we do.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
You know what? Fuck it. Just signed up for a dance class. Looking for a drawing class.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the proper resources and supporting talent, I think I could direct a Peter Jackson quality adaptation of the Earthsea series and I would love the universe to give me the opportunity to be proven wrong.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
The Bob’s Burgers Christmas episode with the Mishima xylophone concert is currently keeping me sane.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Speed Racer?
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, they need an Indeed filter for "introvert"
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
You should be able to search jobs based on what you don't want. I don't want to talk to people. I don't want anyone staring over my shoulder. I don't want to go to an office. I just want to sit down in front of a stack of something and then eventually I finish the stack of something and live again.
Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias.bsky.social) reposted
years of live-streamed genocide, & media refusing to call it a genocide. now footage of starving people in Gaza — horrifying resemblance to Holocaust photos — gunned down trying to get food, yet media *still* refuses to call it genocide. a moral depravity/failure that'll be a museum exhibit one day
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Season 2 was very good, but not quite there.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
One of my goals for 2025 is to replace Andor season 1 as the highlight of my life since the pandemic.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
To clarify I'm receiving the calls because that's my job. I would not call anyone ever if I could help it.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Listening to "Skyway" by The Replacements 9 seconds at a time between angry phone calls.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Rewatched Napoleon Dynamite tonight with my brother. There's a cruel streak to the movie. No other way around it. Like everyone's a weirdo, and I think it's well-intentioned, but it goes too far. But also Kipp driving over that Tupperware is the funniest shot in cinema history.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
In any sane universe the Texas floods would have sunk a presidency.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
What an insane framing. "Trump's on a win streak," the same way the Zodiac killer was on a win streak in the seventies. Only his death count is way, way higher.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I wrote about Donnie Darko for the Trylon's Perisphere blog.
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
this is why Trump went over the top on the "it's a disgusting question to ask" on the reporter, it's classic boss behavior. you know you're in the wrong, you go on the offensive. nobody who's worth a shit would dream of it, but the president is not worth a shit.
The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
Nearly 800 killed at Gaza food hubs and aid convoy routes since end of May, UN says
Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social) reposted
Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I reviewed the new Superman. I rather enjoyed it.
Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan.bsky.social) reposted
Sincerely I mean this, Nero never did anything this stupid
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. The Evil Dad
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Depeche Mode makes music for having sex in the middle of a slow apocalypse.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Saving the President… actually, I agree with this being a crime. I’ll turn myself in.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I really miss creative collaboration.
Marina Lostetter will be @ ArmadilloCon (@marinalostetter.bsky.social) reposted
If it was worthless they wouldn't have stolen it, and this should be obvious to everyone.
Cara Pelletier (@scaradactyl.bsky.social) reposted
Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
Andrew Weinstein (@andrewjweinstein.com) reposted
Meanwhile, in Florida, it seems that public money meant to help struggling Floridians access health care was redirected by team DeSantis to fund political campaigns.
Alex (@swimtrunks.bsky.social) reposted
The year is 2032... AOC has just won her second term as Madam President. Your creative and whimsical lifestyle is supported by universal healthcare and UBI. You live in a Green New Deal-funded, mixed-income housing complex in the heart of a 15-minute city with breathtaking views and public-access
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social Former evangelical who just finished One Nation Under God. Fantastic book. Unfortunately because it's an audiobook I wasn't able to note citations. Any recommendations of other books to read to dig deeper on American evangelicalism? Also read Jesus and John Wayne/Reaganland
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
Evil motherfuckers
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I wrote about There Will Be Blood for the Trylon theater.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Kendall after car accident in Succession s1 finale. That chord change in Sufjan Stevens' "Should Have Known Better" The night in the hotel in The Last Detail "FEEL." "And I want to go home, but I am home." The conveyor belt in Portal Going god-mode in Half Life 2 King of Kong "kill screen" scene
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
The pool scene in Sherlock Jr. The hotel standoff in No Country for Old Men The description of London's collective consciousness in Mrs. Dalloway Kicking the old lady in the face in Hot Fuzz The earthquake in The Wind Rises. The monkey flashback in Nope The chainsaw reveal in Evil Dead 2
Šárka Świdziński (@sarkaswidzinski.bsky.social) reposted
90% of problems would be improved by free housing, free healthcare, and UBI
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Don’t forget your backpack, Ys. And I’m picking you up right after band practice, The Moon and Antarctica.
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: Erdogan has banned protests in Turkey. He has threatened to arrest anyone attending one. This is the people’s response. Fighting for their democracy with another vast gathering in Istanbul tonight. #Turkey 🇹🇷 (🎥 Credit: Özgür Özel - Chairman, Republican People’s Party)
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Imagine what a garbage person you have to be to support oil executives over Greenpeace. I'm trying very hard to find good in the world right now, but I cannot say anything good about the direction of our country. The worst people are winning, and directing violence towards the most vulnerable
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
power to the people and by the people I mean the workers, trans rights now, free palestine, these are in fact winning messages because they are right, say so with your fucking chest /thread
Zack Beauchamp (@zackbeauchamp.bsky.social) reposted
This is, quite literally, how democracies die www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/u...
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
All my exvangelical friends and I veered so hard left once we were out. And there probably was a performative element to it. We were used to unyielding worldviews, so we just swapped to the left version. But also we knew if you look at the world in any other way, then its implications are horrifying
Patrick Rapa (@classypatrick.bsky.social) reposted
austin_walker (@austinwalker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We see you. Maybe that doesn’t matter to you. Not like we’re in a position of political strength in this moment. But we do see you. Coward shit. Empty heart shit.
EmG (@egaal.bsky.social) reposted
I keep asking what protects us when the laws can be ignored?
People’s City Council - Los Angeles (@pplscitycouncil.bsky.social) reposted
STUDENT WALK OUT- OUTSIDE LOS ANGELES CITY HALL: High school students from all over LA have walked out of class and gathered in front of city hall to protest the president’s fascist agenda. SOLIDARITY WITH THE YOUTH! FUCK ICE!
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
@martinoxon.bsky.social Are you doing new Buffy? Can I request that you do new Buffy? I want you doing new Buffy. Please.
Emily "Babe" St. James (@emilystjams.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Iron Man (which I like!) destroying Speed Racer at the box office feels like a real “two roads diverged in a wood” moment for human civilization.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
This is THEIR FAULT for shifting the economics to streaming. Andor-level quality in cinemas would have easily made this budget back on a theatrical run. They're the ones who wanted to dump everything into a bucket and serve it like gruel for one price.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
If the sequels and shows had been half as good as Andor, I doubt there would have been this public backlash against the franchise in the first place. Andor has received more unfiltered positivity than I've heard during the entire Disney Star Wars era. Its audience is growing and will keep growing.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
I say this as someone who owned every action figure, saw all the prequels and sequels opening day, and considers Empire Strikes Back one of the best films ever. There's more quality per dollar in Andor than any other entry in the franchise. Choose another target for your bullshit hit piece.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Context: I did Christmas with the family earlier this week. Grabbing overtime at work today, where nothing is happening, so I'm basically getting paid to write. Foreshadowing of things to come, hopefully.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
8 pages on the novel today. Had this idea over two years ago, and I like it today more than ever. But I have to ruin it a little to get out a first draft. But it's really coming along. It will be the best I'm capable of so far. But finishing it will hurt. But I need it done.
Scott Santens (@scottsantens.com) reposted
The Democratic Party of Korea has officially added Universal Basic Income to their party platform. It seems very likely at this point that South Korea will be among the first nations to introduce UBI. www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2...
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
“Numbers of book bans have tripled in the past year alone. They increasingly target public libraries, rather than school libraries—the point is no longer keeping queer books away from children, it’s about making sure that no one has access to them.”
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I'm not gonna yuck anyone's yums to their face. We all enjoy our personal favorite kinds of garbage. But Hallmark movies are fascist and, worse, they're boring, and my heart is forever at war with them.
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
yes, what's good about Stephen King, the author whose books appeal to and are respected by reader of genre fiction, general fiction, and literary fiction alike, is that "his posts are 🔥🔥"
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
www.theonion.com/taylor-swift...
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Pour one out for a hero youtu.be/yeuIQFF7z6E?...
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Twenty pages of the novel done. They don't connect and they're spread across like four Google docs, but they exist. Four more days to get to thirty-one and keep up my goal of a page per day.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah the speech was my least favorite part too but my sister growing up in conservative rural Iowa called it “life-changing” so I decided it’s good, actually.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny to say but probably Gandalf? His friends all have castles and kingdoms (one is really pushing industry and corporatization) but he would rather go get stoned with his adventure buddies. Often cool under pressure but freaks the fuck out when offered a job with a little power. Befriends animals.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I just did maybe the most off-putting, unrelatable thing I've done in my life lol.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I'm finishing a draft of the novel this year if it kills me. It might kill me. But if it doesn't, there will be a draft of a novel.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
The first season of SpongeBob came out when I was in fifth grade. Instantly the biggest thing. I was born in 88. That sponge has incredible longevity. The Fairly Odd Parents/Recess could never
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually have one and it’s that I know the precise moment a frozen pizza is ready without a timer or even thinking about it. A switch just goes off in my brain, “It’s ready,” and it’s always right.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
One of the best parts about being raised in a cult is that nothing your nervous system thinks matters actually matters.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Goal for 2024: stop avoiding things just because I'll be very bad at them, publicly, in front of lots of people, in ways that remain online for people to gawk at potentially forever.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
On the off chance we ever bump into each other or something, what's a chill, non-creepy way to tell Greta Gerwig she's my soul?
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
They all like paint miniatures and do astrophysics and hate corporations. There's probably no chill way to follow up on that. Like, hey, I see you love reacted that 3,000 word nerd screed I wrote about Brazil. Are you taking friend applications?
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
My posts on various websites keep getting seen, liked, and shared by the three to eight coolest people I've never met and literally not one other person.
Snoozy Snowflake (Vavia) (@bardiclady.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think it's usually taught wrong. Teaching Shakespeare as literature is a recipe for failure, as is teachers and other adults emphasizing that it's difficult. Teach it as theatre, read it aloud, don't preface it as hard. Lead with the jokes and the sex and its appeal to the masses.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Our generation has been tasked with two unique challenges: we can upend traditional narratives more than any generation before us, and also there's an apocalypse coming. The apocalypse is out of your purview, mostly, but you can absolutely find your brand of weirdos and get wilding.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
One realization this year was that I'm a little further down the queer spectrum than I previously thought. Will figure out what that means in the future. Having made peace with that, though, I must also accept I REALLY like Christopher Nolan movies. I want to talk to people about them on forums.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I am a pathological pervert for handing people writing, having them go, "Hey, Ryan, yeah. That's really good!" not knowing how to respond, getting awkward, going, "I mean it's a work in progress," then wondering if they really hated it until such a time as I produce another piece of writing.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I find My Neighbor Totoro a very aspirational film. I aspire to be the fat, flying chipmunk you most hope to bump into on a rainy road when you need a lift (which I have to call in from one of my friends, since I don't own my own catbus).
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Groundhog Day
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I think I may have gotten really good at doing something nobody wants or enjoys. I'm the juggler of online media.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
My friend and I wrote a long piece about our favorite Christmas films. Link below. www.patreon.com/posts/95086470
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Jesus.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Me: The movies oversold how important quicksand would be in my life. Also me: Man, why do I always feel like I'm being sucked slowly into a suffocating vortex, and struggling against it just makes it worse?
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I think I'm going to have to get really active on Reddit. I mean nobody really wants that, but it's soooooo demoralizing writing the best work of my life for an audience of three friends on Discord.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
May you find someone who loves you as much as my Facebook friends are indifferent to my writing.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
really wish some non-Republicans would try impeaching Biden so I could get on board.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
If I ever get body doubled by an alien, shoot the one who says he likes Frances Ha less. I'm not even saying that will be the fake one. That's just the one that deserves to die.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
I think my superpower is that I always find the best possible final sentence for whatever I'm writing. Everything else depends on the day, but I just about always nail that final sentence. I'm as good at final sentences as I am wretched at titles and summaries.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
One thing I think Tolkien got dead right was how appropriately scared Gandalf was about being offered a little power.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social) reply parent
Be the weed smoking peasant wizard.
Ryan Sanderson (@rysand.bsky.social)
Two wizards live inside all of us: the one who locks eyes with the glassy ball and builds factories, and the one who smokes weed with peasants at their birthday parties.