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CAKE PLISSKEN

@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social

Stop making excuses, start making an effort. Don’t follow me No me sigas ne me suis pas ついて来ないで لا تتبعني

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank youuuu❤️❤️

2/9/2025, 5:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

😘thank you!

2/9/2025, 4:54:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

“what are you doing for your birthday?”

2/9/2025, 4:03:14 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you!😘

2/9/2025, 3:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

*and* Conan the Barbarian is on TV, birthday going great so far!

2/9/2025, 3:47:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you

2/9/2025, 3:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you!❤️

2/9/2025, 3:43:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I checked and it looked okay but definitely one of the first things I thought

2/9/2025, 3:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I helped a friend film porn in one of the suites here decades ago

2/9/2025, 3:42:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

also finally pulled the duck hunts out of cold storage

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2/9/2025, 3:28:31 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you😘

2/9/2025, 3:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you!😘

2/9/2025, 3:27:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

got upgraded to this room with a tub in the middle of it

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2/9/2025, 3:18:30 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you!

2/9/2025, 2:31:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe in city spirits!

2/9/2025, 7:17:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:09:08 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday!

1/9/2025, 5:47:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was born on labor day!

1/9/2025, 5:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boooo

31/8/2025, 2:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

“is there a mister diagnosed?”

31/8/2025, 5:31:59 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:30:20 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

not a dive anymore

30/8/2025, 5:11:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

there’s like a group of catholic school friends here celebrating a birthday & really shitting up the vibe

30/8/2025, 5:00:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

30/8/2025, 4:47:18 AM | 5258 612 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

we’re manifesting!

30/8/2025, 4:56:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, there would be people out in the streets

30/8/2025, 4:47:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

you want a chocolate choo choo?

30/8/2025, 4:31:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:38:45 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

you gotta make reservations and shit now!

30/8/2025, 3:30:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t been here in 13 years & they really gussied up the place

30/8/2025, 3:19:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

it tasted like a raspberry squeeze-it in the best sense

30/8/2025, 3:15:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:12:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happy birthday!

30/8/2025, 3:07:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:48:58 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:39:22 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, it’s on tuesday!

30/8/2025, 1:59:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

“we evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”

30/8/2025, 1:59:36 AM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meet us at the Tonga Hut in 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking and/or some tacos

30/8/2025, 1:43:27 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

maaaan this could be the best birthday weekend ever

30/8/2025, 1:42:33 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unfortunately!

29/8/2025, 8:36:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I really want to go!

29/8/2025, 8:29:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

10, but they take pictures of the screen during the movie

29/8/2025, 8:28:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Leavitt (@leavittalone.bsky.social) reposted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rr...

29/8/2025, 4:49:16 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

If you know me you know how bad a bus driver has to fuck up for me to talk shit.

29/8/2025, 1:08:35 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

bus driver was running 10 minutes late because of traffic but now we’re 20 minutes late because he started driving like an asshole.

29/8/2025, 12:53:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:20:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reposted

Mavis Freakin sexting tutor

28/8/2025, 7:06:06 AM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

oh that might be dangerous. I kinda burnt out on the expansion but hopefully the tweaks that are coming will help that

28/8/2025, 11:11:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

also I need a game controller because this UI was not designed for my bratwurst fingers

28/8/2025, 11:03:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

I am sorry to report that this shit is kinda fun, but my eyes aren’t good enough ti play a shooter on my phone

title screen for destiny rising
28/8/2025, 5:24:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been going through this for almost a decade, but the guy is younger than me. the thing that pisses me off the most is that even though my email is my name, it’s not even the name he uses.

28/8/2025, 4:03:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

such a fantastic series

28/8/2025, 3:09:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday!

28/8/2025, 12:20:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mavis Freakin sexting tutor

28/8/2025, 7:06:06 AM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

yup, thought it was a great bridge between the new godzilla & classic films

28/8/2025, 5:59:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

that sounds great

28/8/2025, 2:36:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

blanket response to 99% of peoples takes on here

28/8/2025, 1:06:46 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s time

27/8/2025, 10:06:41 PM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really can’t wait for these.

27/8/2025, 7:58:57 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

can you even glean bro?

27/8/2025, 2:19:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shotgun shells are still a quarter a piece.

26/8/2025, 11:09:46 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:38:12 PM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m gonna be 51 in a week?

26/8/2025, 10:33:01 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly a blessed virgo season

26/8/2025, 10:25:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Dorkin (@evandorkin.bsky.social) reposted

#NationalDogDay is a good time to plug the BEASTS OF BURDEN OMNIBUS. Dogs (and cats) vs the supernatural! Co-created by me & @thejillthompson.bsky.social, with @benjamindewey.bsky.social & others. Published by @darkhorse.com. At better comics/book shops & the evil online place: tinyurl.com/2yhfna6j

The Beasts of Burden Omnibus available from Dark Horse Comics. Cover art of five dogs and two cats discovering a human skeleton inside a pentagram made of blood. Art by series co-creator Jill Thompson. Cover art for Beasst of Burden: Wise Dogs and Eldtritch Men issue 2, by Benjamin Dewey. Features two canine members of the Wise Dog Society, a sheepdog named Emryss and a black lab named Miranda. Five zombie roadkill dogs painted by Jill Thompson from the Beasts of Burden story
26/8/2025, 9:52:05 PM | 96 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:52:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I have to start my vacation in a bad mood I STG

26/8/2025, 7:06:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

try the “it’s my birthday!” thing, also with a federal holiday coming up there’s a good chance you’ll get dismissed

26/8/2025, 2:28:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

it definitely needed some work but what they did was egregious

26/8/2025, 2:26:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

the before & after

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26/8/2025, 1:31:30 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao at this fixture company posting a ‘glow up’ video of them turning a gorgeous vintage bathroom into beige garbage and getting eviscerated by almost everyone that follows them

26/8/2025, 1:29:43 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥

25/8/2025, 1:46:42 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:09:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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plus four other random people we know

25/8/2025, 4:58:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the audience at this screening of Clue is basically everyone that was at the last christmas party I went to

25/8/2025, 4:48:11 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On my way!

24/8/2025, 5:42:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 4:59:43 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there are 2! and the one I saw yesterday looks like she might be getting ready to start an ootheca?

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24/8/2025, 3:17:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture #BruceSterling (@bruces.bsky.social) reposted

*Back when there was a Fourth Estate press, there was often something like "news." Nowadays, by contrast, there's highly-significant stuff that's Not Allowed to Be News, along with Vast Fake-Newsy Rumors which command public attention but are as insubstantial as meme-stocks. #TwentyTwenties

24/8/2025, 6:51:02 AM | 47 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I was really worried because she disappeared for a couple weeks but apparently she’s been eatin

24/8/2025, 1:16:05 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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one of my mantises made it to adulthood!

adult praying mantis on a hibiscus plant adult praying mantis on a hibiscus plant, looking back over her shoulder
23/8/2025, 10:38:25 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know the actual name of the pastry but it was sponge, mango mousse, mango compote, in a chocolate shell

23/8/2025, 6:42:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my favorite TH song!

23/8/2025, 6:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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busted open mango pastry
23/8/2025, 5:47:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:37:16 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@safety.bsky.app why am I locked out of the mobile app, I’m in california

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23/8/2025, 3:32:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

same!

23/8/2025, 1:14:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

did you at least get a ‘sorry sugah’?

23/8/2025, 4:41:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox." Don't say "We Have Come For You." Don't say "flayed skin." Don't say "bone chandelier." Don't say "In Midnight Clad." Don't say "the visions... the visions..." When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.

22/8/2025, 9:36:50 PM | 293 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

the passion fruit lotion is pretty good

22/8/2025, 9:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s fucken warm

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Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

The first thing everyone in this country who is anti-fascist can do now is to join something where people are already gathering to address any issue. Can't find anything you want to join, then make your own thing and invite people to join you. This is not a time for Lone Rangers.

22/8/2025, 7:34:53 PM | 1381 481 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)

I love the American Cinematheque but why tf email me about some shit I can’t go to? like if it’s only for your top three membership tiers just email them?

22/8/2025, 6:30:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture salad bar ham cubes (@flangy.bsky.social) reposted

Is there a Mister Filed Paperwork?

22/8/2025, 5:49:53 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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on here? absolutely no idea, I actively discourage it!

22/8/2025, 4:49:25 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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real fred & barney thing going on, this feels like a set-up

22/8/2025, 4:13:43 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

job perks baby

22/8/2025, 4:10:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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couple of fat electricians in the office today so it’s not a total bust

22/8/2025, 4:09:00 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Placebo Bryson (@pickleenthusiast.bsky.social) reposted

Catchy tune

21/8/2025, 7:29:00 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent

look at this pervert

image of the chocolatey tree stump mascot: a bearded man in a flannel shirt and denim overalls, frolicking through a clear cut forest with a pink rabbit and a glassy eyed brown bear
21/8/2025, 6:36:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view