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Thank youuuu❤️❤️
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Thank youuuu❤️❤️
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
😘thank you!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
“what are you doing for your birthday?”
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you!😘
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
*and* Conan the Barbarian is on TV, birthday going great so far!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you!❤️
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I checked and it looked okay but definitely one of the first things I thought
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I helped a friend film porn in one of the suites here decades ago
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
also finally pulled the duck hunts out of cold storage
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you😘
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you!😘
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe in city spirits!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Birthday!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I was born on labor day!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
boooo
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
“is there a mister diagnosed?”
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
not a dive anymore
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
there’s like a group of catholic school friends here celebrating a birthday & really shitting up the vibe
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
we’re manifesting!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, there would be people out in the streets
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
you want a chocolate choo choo?
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
you gotta make reservations and shit now!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t been here in 13 years & they really gussied up the place
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
it tasted like a raspberry squeeze-it in the best sense
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
happy birthday!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, it’s on tuesday!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
“we evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
Meet us at the Tonga Hut in 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking and/or some tacos
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
maaaan this could be the best birthday weekend ever
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
unfortunately!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I really want to go!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
10, but they take pictures of the screen during the movie
John Leavitt (@leavittalone.bsky.social) reposted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rr...
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
If you know me you know how bad a bus driver has to fuck up for me to talk shit.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
bus driver was running 10 minutes late because of traffic but now we’re 20 minutes late because he started driving like an asshole.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reposted
Mavis Freakin sexting tutor
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
oh that might be dangerous. I kinda burnt out on the expansion but hopefully the tweaks that are coming will help that
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
also I need a game controller because this UI was not designed for my bratwurst fingers
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
I am sorry to report that this shit is kinda fun, but my eyes aren’t good enough ti play a shooter on my phone
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been going through this for almost a decade, but the guy is younger than me. the thing that pisses me off the most is that even though my email is my name, it’s not even the name he uses.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
such a fantastic series
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
happy birthday!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
Mavis Freakin sexting tutor
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
yup, thought it was a great bridge between the new godzilla & classic films
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
that sounds great
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
blanket response to 99% of peoples takes on here
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
it’s time
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
I really can’t wait for these.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
can you even glean bro?
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
shotgun shells are still a quarter a piece.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
I’m gonna be 51 in a week?
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
truly a blessed virgo season
Evan Dorkin (@evandorkin.bsky.social) reposted
#NationalDogDay is a good time to plug the BEASTS OF BURDEN OMNIBUS. Dogs (and cats) vs the supernatural! Co-created by me & @thejillthompson.bsky.social, with @benjamindewey.bsky.social & others. Published by @darkhorse.com. At better comics/book shops & the evil online place: tinyurl.com/2yhfna6j
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
If I have to start my vacation in a bad mood I STG
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
try the “it’s my birthday!” thing, also with a federal holiday coming up there’s a good chance you’ll get dismissed
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
it definitely needed some work but what they did was egregious
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
lmao at this fixture company posting a ‘glow up’ video of them turning a gorgeous vintage bathroom into beige garbage and getting eviscerated by almost everyone that follows them
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
plus four other random people we know
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
the audience at this screening of Clue is basically everyone that was at the last christmas party I went to
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
On my way!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
there are 2! and the one I saw yesterday looks like she might be getting ready to start an ootheca?
#BruceSterling (@bruces.bsky.social) reposted
*Back when there was a Fourth Estate press, there was often something like "news." Nowadays, by contrast, there's highly-significant stuff that's Not Allowed to Be News, along with Vast Fake-Newsy Rumors which command public attention but are as insubstantial as meme-stocks. #TwentyTwenties
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I was really worried because she disappeared for a couple weeks but apparently she’s been eatin
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know the actual name of the pastry but it was sponge, mango mousse, mango compote, in a chocolate shell
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
my favorite TH song!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
@safety.bsky.app why am I locked out of the mobile app, I’m in california
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
same!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
did you at least get a ‘sorry sugah’?
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted
Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox." Don't say "We Have Come For You." Don't say "flayed skin." Don't say "bone chandelier." Don't say "In Midnight Clad." Don't say "the visions... the visions..." When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
the passion fruit lotion is pretty good
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
The first thing everyone in this country who is anti-fascist can do now is to join something where people are already gathering to address any issue. Can't find anything you want to join, then make your own thing and invite people to join you. This is not a time for Lone Rangers.
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
I love the American Cinematheque but why tf email me about some shit I can’t go to? like if it’s only for your top three membership tiers just email them?
salad bar ham cubes (@flangy.bsky.social) reposted
Is there a Mister Filed Paperwork?
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
on here? absolutely no idea, I actively discourage it!
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
real fred & barney thing going on, this feels like a set-up
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social) reply parent
job perks baby
CAKE PLISSKEN (@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social)
couple of fat electricians in the office today so it’s not a total bust
Placebo Bryson (@pickleenthusiast.bsky.social) reposted
Catchy tune