xeno🥷

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

internet were people can see you. You’re a disgusting human.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF is this shit? Bluesky is going to go straight fetish to stay relevant? What the actual fuck? I don’t respect this platform, it amplifies sexual deviance, if you take this fetish to its logical conclusion, you’re going to end up in prison.Stop being fucking gross on the

Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not allowed to thank them for their hard work, the cinco messaging from Dems this year was clear: don’t compliment Hispanics on working hard, it’s offensive. So, with that in mind, I refuse to acknowledge this as hard work or something that I’m grateful for in 2025.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

In my life, that’s Tuesday. RIP, Anthony.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I lay out a plate and bowl every day is what I mean.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

I love cats. I’m the neighborhood godfather for the feral felines, but goddamn bluesky, this shit is weird.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

💀 youtube.com/shorts/vNUEv...

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

“I’m beefing with him.” - Danny Brown youtube.com/shorts/GRD1h...

AltUSCustoms (@altuscustoms.altgov.info) reposted

🚨🚨🚨If you live anywhere in the greater Chicago area…ICE will start using Great Lakes Naval Station as a command center for their “enforcement” operations across Chicago on Sept 5. The base isn’t in the city or Cook County. It’s north, in Lake County. Expect raids across entire the metropolitan area.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

You ever meet the fan fic genre of human being? Wild shit, mang.

Max Chavez (@maxchavez.bsky.social) reposted

I went here and everyone, and I mean absolutely everyone, knew you

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Tip fast food workers.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Weird thing about me is I will walk into the back of a restaurant and hand the chef a tip, even at Arby’s. They did the thing that made me feel in such a way as to want to give them money. #tipbackhousestaff

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

he was a palestinian

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

This got me. Goddamnit, I hate these videos.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s not even old, she had a little bit around the eyes like we all do, but WTF did she do to her damn face? Arguably the funniest working female comedian in the business, spent years on social media advertising this particular form of self-acceptance, ends up as a Kardashian sleep paralysis demon

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

That doesn’t look anything like Nikki Glaser.

ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

the baby has stolen something but doesn’t have the language skills to tell me where she put it. this is bullshit. she’s laughing at me

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Big year for the dick emoji and eggplant parm.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

a line I thought I’d never read

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy balls, this woman is electric.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a village in England that loudly plays this scene on repeat to scare away invasive birds that cause a ruckus for the local ecology. Apparently, it’s quite effective

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Nico Hoerner, arguably the most underrated doing it rt now.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

My lord.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/gNYq0ZxIk7A?...

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

brethren really took the meaning of the life, death and resurrection of Jesus into the realm of interpersonal conflict. What does it look like to forgive? To be forgiven?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

The worst part about Christianity is god-incarnate demands you treat the needs of victim and offender, we don’t get to 86 or exile. The hard work of reconciliation is exactly that: hard work. I’m quite proud of the restorative justice model that was birthed in the anabaptist community, the mennos &

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

The only folks that could afford a systematic general strike are those already quite happy with how things are going in America.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Spearmint Rhino’s, mainly.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

No.

The New Yorker (@newyorker.com) reposted

“This was the practice: I was starting to get rid of my possessions, at least the useless ones, because possessions stood between me and death.” A Personal History by Ann Patchett.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

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xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I fought a sea tortoise in ‘99, was doing some scuba off a bridge in Long Key and one of these mfers bit me. He was delicious.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddamnit, Piotr!

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

The gays have been around forever, it’s time we make peace with those beautiful souls.

The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted

Pope Leo XIV met with one of the most prominent advocates for greater LGBTQ+ inclusion in the Catholic Church. The Rev. James Martin said Leo told him that he intended to continue Pope Francis’ policy of LGBTQ+ acceptance in the church and encouraged him to keep up his advocacy.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw his butt once

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

RIP, Young Pappy.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

I lost my job in May. Got sad. Real sad. I never finished out processing the transfer from my old 401k, think I have a healthy six figure (k) just sitting there. I should quit my job and become a DJ, right?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

I’ve never been more convinced that America was a Ponzi scheme than I was on the night I got put on a list on bluesky.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

That interviewer is only 23” tall

Greg Koos (@gjkoos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Amon Hennessey, the Catholic Worker anarchist said that "an anarchist is someone who doesn't need a cop to tell them what to do."

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

To be clear, Bourdain paid out Argento’s accuser, the man went to bat for his lady that bottomed a 17yr old. Hindsight 20/20, I regret all those negative things I said about Anthony, he was proper fucked from a career pov.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, being that old and addicted to cell phones and anti-woke tik tok is probably the cringiest shit I could ever fucking imagine.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

*mind

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

semi-regular basis, he’s never sent me a single text that wasn’t clouded by a tok. He will send me 10-15 Tok’s per day, I never wanted to live in a world where a handsome guy I looked up to spent his days regurgitating slop from the minds of a 12 yr old.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

I think the most disappointing part about tik tok was my co-worker that would go into a quiet part of the building to do his Trump content for tik tok. He was 55. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so magnificent and distancing and enthralling as the Tok for boomers. I text with this man on a

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a good person or bad person? Just zero skills this way in America.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

spiritual compass or identity. You’re just drifting along to the algo, fam.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe the only thing I’m grateful for for the spiritual heritage I inherited is the power of discernment. I’m always flat out amazed at how lost or worried people are about a particular situation, and there are just so many that are so very lost with zero

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

This website is boring, the people are flat & the ceiling is just being really upset at parent-teacher conference.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Modi str8 ready to throw one through the wickets.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

If you aren’t physically able to unalive the animal yourself, you probably shouldn’t indulge in its decadence. Those are the rules. If you cannot kill it yourself, you should not be able to eat the meats.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t like it either, I’d be a vegan if I had conviction around the matter that was more than 5 miles wide and 3” deep.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

*Gadsby

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

**dies

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Me stopping the video when I laugh at my first Hannah Great Gatsby joke *does in a nursing home in 2071

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

They love a Steve Madden square toe.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

How do I know he’s (Dye) a conservative? He wears the same square toed kicks I wore when I went to youth group in the late 90’s.

Tuppence Pennyapple IV (@fabulucy.bsky.social) reposted

People have no imagination anymore. Your life’s ambition is to own a nice car and have 2 holidays a year in Rhyl? You’ve got 80 years on this rock if you’re lucky and you’re wasting it on small talk and TikTok. Go and fuck some shit up you nonsense.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just afraid that now, when my obit gets published, it will definitely say, “…he was a bitter, sarcastic man.”

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

The evil that abounds is breathtaking.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

*gets a haircut, shaves, purchases a button down from a reputable threads dealer

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

a man just needs to get pretty every now and again and have strangers tell him he’s smoke, this is self-care.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Dungeness, Blue, Snow or King?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

gathering food and doing leisure time outside? You want to go down to a cattle farm and not talk while we watch the ethical non-hillbillie’s gather their bounty? Americans are sociopaths that don’t understand how food works or should work.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

A woman from upstate NY used an example for a YT video that set me the wrong way, she said, “You have to remember, most Americans are two generations removed from Hillbilly. I think a lot of us have a relative that hunts or goes fishing, America is just that type of place.” What is hillbilly about

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

When? Where? Is this fresh?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

about your heroes, you’ll only be disappointed.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Funny enough, Asia Argento, the woman Bourdain was with when he left the celestial, turned out to be a fucking pedophile. She paid out $380k to a man that she pursued from the ages of 7 to 17, finally saddling up one night on set…when he was still a minor. Bro, you did that for her?! Never read

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Jeff Dye is far from a comedian that I would say I like, but he’s fckn spot-on here. youtube.com/shorts/36YN_...

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I think his fingers are too rotund and slick with Big Mac grease, if the human average is 40wpm, I’d say he’s clocking in in at a 30 (pointer finger) WPM clip.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

He is an owner of Cobra Lounge in Chicago, wanna do a fire?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Chet Holmgren is special, great pic!

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

(Shawn Fedorchuk)

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

If you want to ruin your holiday weekend, go do a deep dive on a man that goes by Lucifer Valentine.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Stouffer’s > low-rent Wellington You were right, sir. And I wouldn’t apologize to a soul.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reposted

“Well, we have all these right wing leftist commentators that aren’t paying enough attention to my issue…”

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

New Richard Dawkins nuke just dropped, the Christians are scattering to their humble 2bd 2ba ranch homes and the wives are making bread with just their bare feet on. ^^^“She Instagram herself like bad bitch alert”

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

4B4Me2

fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) reposted

Out with friends all 6 foot plus gym freaks. A pretty girl beelines for me. Im 5 10; and chubby. She said "all these men are boring, you look like you enjoy yourself and take life easy" and rubs my belly. I got chubby chased, I'm now on a diet.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

I stopped honoring him when I read the details of his last week, died a jealous little man.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

He died being upset about his kid girlfriend leaving him, despicable ANTHONY. What a bitch way to go out, “I can’t handle seeing her in the press with another man!” You’re Anthony Fucking Bourdain, she’s a kid, stfu. You’ll move on. Nope. Dead. Sad. Went out like a common man with a drinking problem

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Vance will burn it down in a week.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine having to regard so-called “Disney adults” as people, it’s a tough lot.

Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior.bsky.social) reposted

On why the media is suddenly covering Epstein: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/mafia-stat...

ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Charles, OFM Cap. (@frcharles.bsky.social) reposted

Passion of St. John the Baptist homily: Don't have a birthday party Don't make promises Don't drink Don't look at girls

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Less than a five percent chance it did not involve openly hanging dong or a racial epithet or both.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

did emo jimmy butler get enough respect?

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

www.sfgate.com/travel/burni...

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

“Burning Man's Orgy Dome proprietors speak out on damage”

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

* In place of the picked sport pepper guys (which were not on hand)

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

the chicago delegation allowed my substitution of a pepperoncini to complete my attempt at a ‘cago dog

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social)

Broad City was before its time. 😂

illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted

Travis Swift is going to be such a great football player name

weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

I envy people who enjoy baseball. They have learned to live life on life's terms.

Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted

Dems are apparently "looking for a platform" when the answer is right there: Stop running away from thing that actually help people. Food, housing, healthcare, no genocides, everyone's rights and bodily autonomy protected, a livable world, and all of those things viciously, deftly defended, always.

xeno🥷 (@saberflextrics.bsky.social) reply parent

Spiritually #mygovernor