Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson (@fartsjohnson.bsky.social) reposted
My morning walking selfie
Asexual. Cambrophile. Canadian. The illegitimate daughter of an illegitimate son of an illegitimate nephew of Napoleon. He/him. Tumblr: https://dm-me-your-weltanschauung.tumblr.com/
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I haven't seen any of those shows, but IMO The North Water is top-shelf toxic man drama.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't want to be puritanical, but if there's one thing that shouldn't be standing around with its pussy out, it's a lamp.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Not modest enough.
Iron Spike (@ironspike.bsky.social) reposted
Real talk, though, this is what can happen when Europeans surrender their actual identities to partake in the social and political advantages of "whiteness." Their "heritage" becomes corporate logos.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta say, it's very optimistic of that guy to believe he can pull Stephen Sondheim. And not just because he's dead.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you sure he'd fit?
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a possibility, but I'm not convinced he has the humility to let someone else do that.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I like this one where he makes a joke about Dances With Wolves. youtu.be/2Lyfj_D_qfM?...
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a heat map.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing but respect for my demolitions expert. youtu.be/F6FwSb7zd6M?...
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always been disappointed that that quote is the one from it that everyone knows. "Don't take life so serious, it ain't no how permanent" is far better.
JP Jordan (@jpjordan.bsky.social) reposted
good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted
I feel like - we have a culture that believes that you can judiciously optimize your way into a positive outcome from any situation, and a lot of people cannot accept that there are scenarios where there are only bad and less bad outcomes
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't you just hate it when you park your table in a nice spot with lots of room and then a bunch of other tables come along and box you in?
Evan Urquhart (@evanurquhart.bsky.social) reposted
I think it's useful to unpack this. If Democrats agree with Republicans on excluding women's sports, what's the harm? Is it primarily harm to trans women who play sports, or is there something more to it? A reasonable person who doesn't know much about trans issues could ask these questions.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it has a pearostrate?
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social)
I'm not sure how controversial this is, but the best Bond villain is Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. The fact that they killed them off after one movie tellls me all I need to know about this franchise.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Which movies are the actual good ones, that's where you get the spicy takes.
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The main Guy I need is one with ready access to lots of ropes, chains, and wires (AKA a guy Guy).
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net) reposted
lichard is a portmanteau of little richard
sirosenbaum.bsky.social (@sirosenbaum.bsky.social) reposted
this is the only Predator movie I want to see
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social)
That reminds me of one of these that I made, lo these many years ago. #welsh #cymraeg
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you're joking, but I think he does actually have a stepdaughter from his wife's previous marriage.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
If it did, it seems like it'd be false advertising not to bring it back.
Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) reposted
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's an ad for... special glasses that help you recognise a masturbating person?
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Walkin Goggins?
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm afraid to ask about Velvet Goldmine.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm imagining you saying this in a Phillip Marlowe/grizzled jaded veteran type of voice.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Reggae Demon Hunters
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
2008, rather. www.aupress.ca/books/120144...
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple of years ago I read a book about the use of marriage as a tool of imperialism in settling the Canadian West, and the author drew an explicit parallel between the way newspapers talked about indigenous families on the Prairies then and in Afghanistan now (it was published in '03).
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Alfred Hitchcock's Lifeboat, a movie that takes place entirely in a lifeboat?
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm mainly trying to square the circle of "This kid is old enough to know how babies are made but not old enough to learn about sperm donors."
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure that audio is the best medium for appreciating those, but do you.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
My bad, I was unclear. I was referring to Gorilla Doctor's statement about the human on that cover, not anything you said.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
That assessment of him is a slap in the face to hairy-chested men everywhere.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
My first thought was "Not sure why unions would be the ones looking for the next Hunger Games, but sure."
Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 (@itsthebrandi.bsky.social) reposted
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a Star Wars name if I ever saw one.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a part of me that wants a Pacific Overtures movie, but there's another part that sees the hit/miss ratio for Sondheim movie adaptations and is glad they haven't gone there.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The Continental Shelf Goats #IncreaseABand
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure he originated in a Jonah Hex story.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not saying it'd be easy. I'm saying it'd be easier, quicker, and more lucrative than not publishing anything.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that Sandman's version of Cain and Abel and the Maiden, Mother, and Crone were also pre-existing DC characters.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Admittedly I'm not an writer, but I feel like writing a shitty ending to the story would be a relatively easy way to make way more money than he could doing anything else. As I understand it that's pretty much what Benioff and Weiss did.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll believe that when I hear him sneeze.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure that tail would make a decent restraint in a pinch.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social)
You know what, I'll co-sign that. I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Gavin Newsom.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I know very little about Pokemon, but I'm not sold on the idea that Machamp wasn't designed for perverts. He's at least tentacle porn adjacent.
Nic McConnell (@mcconnell.bsky.social) reposted
This is a pretty good bit
“Sam,” and in some cases, “Samuel” (@insideoutside15.bsky.social) reposted
I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVN...
Mayday Trippe (@maydaytrippe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Carol Batson aka Captain Marvel. #amalgam #amalgamcomics #wip
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I just call her Maxine.
🏳️⚧️ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
Yes yes yes yes yes
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I recently discovered that "hoard" and "horde" have different roots, which threw me for a loop.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The tattoos, maybe?
Edwin Davies (@edwinjdavies.bsky.social) reposted
Okay I’ll come out for a drink but I’m not going to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a Me three drinks in:
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrence Stamp en route to attack and dethrone God. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkKT...
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I'm not saying you'd dictate to them. I'm saying you'd hire them before sunset on Friday, and then for the entirety of Shabbat their job would be to transcribe everything you say.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it makes sense that people would've thought of it already.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not Jewish, but you might could hire a Gentile to write down everything you say.
Post-Left Watch (@postleftwatch.bsky.social) reposted
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
A sign reminding a character who's not wearing gloves to wear gloves.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGKL...
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
(licks a finger)
Hardboiled Babylon (@hardboiledbabylon.com) reposted
welcome to my mind palace
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Famous last words.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
And if not, the flames will dry it!
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice. It's the good stuff.
Scarred For Life (@scarredforlife.bsky.social) reposted
Like something from a Japanese horror film, the legendary and genuinely creepy Fifth Housemate lurked in the background of every episode of series one of THE YOUNG ONES (1982). I've watched the series countless times since I was 12 and only became aware of this about 7 or 8 years ago!
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you read Life and Fate before, or is this a reread?
Luke Knox (@lukeknox.me) reposted
can’t stop watching this
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Just be careful about when you say that, the months have ears 'round this time.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
Whenever this point of discussion comes up, I always find it telling that people equate not finding romantic love with being alone. As if romantic love were the only way to connect with other people.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The Gippussy.
🏳️⚧️ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
This Clickhole post is a JOURNEY www.instagram.com/p/DNTS2gBu0U...
Yonatan (@yonatans.bsky.social) reposted
Quick, let's head to 1995 and check in with Alison Bechdel.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm basic, I just go with this.
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david. (@david.uncensored.zip) reposted
And I thought Naomi Klein had it hard.
Jonathan L. Howard (@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social) reposted
I'm always so impressed by the patience and ingenuity that goes into these devices.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social)
"DP on the Moon" is my favourite Gil Scott-Heron song.
The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield (@sackofbooks.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it's Eddie Redmayne and Ben Whishaw.