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@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social

Dorky math teacher and dad, he/him

created September 21, 2023

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I have nothing clever to add but I really enjoyed your blog, well done

26/8/2025, 8:44:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First time I read “Gundam” and was quite confused

26/8/2025, 8:42:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of the Ghazgkull vs Angron comic. Angron: “You’ve lived your whole life for battle. Are you really going to die for some…mortal?” Ghazgkull: “SOMEONE IZ”

23/8/2025, 7:41:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…go on (if you feel so moved)

23/8/2025, 7:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, the high notes on “Golden” are…challenging. I’ve heard.

22/8/2025, 3:23:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir, I will delicately CLICK the subscribe button with aristocratic grace. How dare you tell me what to do.

22/8/2025, 3:22:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evergreen post

22/8/2025, 2:18:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truffle Butter is so damn good. Wayne’s verse where he completely flips the cadence makes the other two sound so basic - and they’re not even bad! All-time verse from him IMO I ain’t nothing like your last dude What’s his name? Not important

19/8/2025, 9:40:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife put on the first episode of “Too Much” and I was pretty impressed. I feel some of the same unease about her - though not for the same association reasons I guess. This was a good piece!

18/7/2025, 8:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you familiar with Hollering Elk? I feel like you probably are but I’m not taking that chance

15/7/2025, 10:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@albertburneko.bsky.social I have a pork loin (not a tenderloin, I looked to see if you’d already covered this) and a propane grill. Charcoal grill is maybe available with some work. Also I live in a house and have an oven. If you have any suggestions perhaps?

15/7/2025, 10:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…no cheerwine? -a guy who recently tried cheerwine

8/7/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bold of you to assume you’d be allowed to leave

22/6/2025, 3:58:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And also with you.

21/6/2025, 1:05:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?

20/6/2025, 12:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you marry Amazi-girl??? Slow clap

17/6/2025, 3:12:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Eat

28/5/2025, 4:04:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Batman canonically refuse to do oral?? Smh

26/5/2025, 12:12:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok so what IS the earliest recorded use of the modern “MILF”? My first encounter was in American Pie but unless they coined the term…

24/5/2025, 10:22:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s throwback Thursday! …to MARCH apparently

22/5/2025, 10:53:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

So, like. A half? Two thirds? How much wax you want?

1/5/2025, 1:30:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was gonna be like “BABE NEW CHEFECTOR JUST DROPPED” but I’m still excited to re-read

28/4/2025, 11:35:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally the first time I’ve been disappointed in Saquon

28/4/2025, 11:33:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay (@jdbatts79.bsky.social) reposted

Really glad I get to watch my favorite football team shake the hands of the people doing this shit while my tax dollars help make the whole thing happen

28/4/2025, 3:27:38 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well let’s just hope they can source the same quantity and quality of dicks locally. The weiner tariffs have been devastating to the industry.

28/4/2025, 5:04:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like crypto! Right? …right? Anyone want to buy a bad picture of a cartoon ape?

27/4/2025, 3:02:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks delicious. How many internal organs do I need to reverse mortgage to buy a bottle?

26/4/2025, 1:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike?

26/4/2025, 1:30:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This description is redundant

26/4/2025, 1:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a Supra?!

23/4/2025, 4:10:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, John - you also speak for me. Excelsior!!

23/4/2025, 4:10:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Important announcement: I have written a bad joke. It follows here. A time traveler. Knock knock

22/4/2025, 11:23:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…that’s a great cocktail also, if you haven’t had one

20/4/2025, 9:54:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You win some, you lose some.

20/4/2025, 9:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted

God forbid a man has hobbies

A poster that says “Simon Burns Conservatives”
20/4/2025, 7:20:33 AM | 2254 474 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

…it’s Saitama, though, right? Canonically.

18/4/2025, 11:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So yeah I get that, but have you considered paying Ben Simmons and Tobias Harris enormous sums of money instead of keeping Jimmy? *weeps softly* Co-sign on the Celtics hate.

16/4/2025, 12:21:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

True! It’s much more intellectual and less sensory than a lot of more traditional art. It took me a long time to see the beauty! But then some people aren’t really moved by music or sculpture. That’s ok too!

15/4/2025, 11:46:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrrrrgggghhhhg

15/4/2025, 11:19:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep drive to left

15/4/2025, 11:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“What would we use this for?” “I dunno! Nothing, probably. It’s just *cool!*”

15/4/2025, 11:18:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like math. Like ok, yes, it can be useful, but I love it because it’s *beautiful.*

15/4/2025, 11:17:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…two things can be true

4/4/2025, 12:14:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HA

3/4/2025, 8:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, I hope I never get a REAL text from an old friend with like zero identifying information.

30/3/2025, 2:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obelix: “I heard a great oinking, many snouts crying out in their deliciousness…”

29/3/2025, 8:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m genuinely uninformed, not trying to be a dick — was the Biden administration doing a similar thing, or would this have been a departure from their approach?

28/3/2025, 11:52:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it’s a historical event! Very nice.

28/3/2025, 11:48:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait what happened?

28/3/2025, 11:45:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is giving “Clinton got a haircut/self confidence/is getting close to 40, and now he’s hot

28/3/2025, 4:48:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pbfcomics.com/comics/harlo...

28/3/2025, 4:41:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Raub (@jesseraub.bsky.social) reposted

i tell the chef to make me dinner. i tell him to make it again but with more carrots. i tell him to make it again with less carrots and more steak. i tell him to make it again with mashed potatoes and gravy overflowing and steak sliced perfectly on a green plate. i am an excellent cook.

28/3/2025, 3:15:29 AM | 565 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

27/3/2025, 2:55:07 PM | 42986 8437 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

And to complain about the “dog dreams of catching car” one

26/3/2025, 6:39:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor lil guy. Keep him in your pocket

26/3/2025, 6:38:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok yeah I should’ve known that

25/3/2025, 3:04:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of…? Just generally?

15/3/2025, 1:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure YOU will but they’ll definitely see each other there. Hope things get better soon.

12/3/2025, 3:03:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nachos look great!

16/2/2025, 1:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure why you felt the need to add that? Quattro has sunglasses, no one would mistake them for one another.

15/2/2025, 6:04:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Γριττεια? Have we discussed?

13/2/2025, 8:12:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom, I have a very important question: have you seen “This is America, so Call Me Maybe”? I urge you to watch this important video, if you haven’t.

13/2/2025, 7:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like: I know you know this, but this is one of the best and greatest headlines of all time.

12/2/2025, 12:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social)

One time a dental hygienist told me I didn’t have any plaque and I was doing a good job brushing. I’ve been chasing that high ever since

12/2/2025, 12:57:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but no one hates the Sixers as much as we, their fans do

10/2/2025, 4:52:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) reposted

gritty has seized control of the federal government

10/2/2025, 3:31:26 AM | 7806 1287 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was fake. I’m so sorry for you. Y’all deserve better. Cuban would NEVER have allowed this.

2/2/2025, 8:13:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screaming Pectoriloquy (@caulimovirus.bsky.social) reposted

Doctor: "Are you sure?" Wife, tearfully: "Yes, we spoke about it often-" *heart monitor beeping* Wife: "-he said if he was ever in a situation like this, he'd want ... he'd want dicks drawn on his face."

26/11/2024, 2:01:54 AM | 164 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grumble frumble Heegner etc

28/1/2025, 10:27:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BINARY QUADRATIC FORMS STRIKE AGAIN

28/1/2025, 10:13:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

More precisely: p(x)=x(x+3a)(x-3b) will have this property. We started looking for rational roots but eventually got to this for integer roots. I think it’s iff (down to translations and scales), but I haven’t tried to prove it.

28/1/2025, 9:58:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

So basically for every pair of relatively prime integer values (a,b) such that a^2+ab+b^2 is the square of an integer, you get a new family of cubics. The ratio of gaps between the roots is then a/b. FUN

28/1/2025, 9:52:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok we found some cubics 😬

28/1/2025, 3:14:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

So obviously we’d need a cubic with this same property - do we have an example, or just proof that one must exist?

27/1/2025, 1:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick (@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the Bluesky equivalent of “angry upvote”?

22/1/2025, 1:58:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A friend of a friend wrote the script for that series…but then it didn’t get made. Alas!

16/1/2025, 9:52:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sitters like…babysitters?! Or is there a different usage in healthcare?

11/1/2025, 3:19:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read the manwa (spelling?) to a point but it never felt like there were stakes. Is the anime better?

11/1/2025, 3:17:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This pet behavior looks innocent and cute, but you shouldn’t ignore it! If your dog puts his nose under the couch or some other furniture, it could be the sign of something important. There could be a BALL under there.

9/1/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first week on Ritalin was so amazing. I fell directly asleep and then I could choose whatever I wanted to do…and just do it. So glorious. I wound up losing weight tho because it clamped down on my appetite

8/1/2025, 1:31:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SIR I CANNOT HEAR YOU, I SAID “BLOCKED AND REPORTED”

4/1/2025, 3:22:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure this is a hate crime. Blocked and reported

4/1/2025, 3:05:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which Gundam is this?

4/1/2025, 12:26:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did not. But I do remember Cascade fondly…

3/1/2025, 5:49:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is brutal.

2/1/2025, 8:31:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I RESEMBLE THIS REMARK

2/1/2025, 8:25:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well LAH DI DAH Some of us were living far from everyone we knew shortly after 9/11 with poor social skills in un-fun cities Not…not me, obviously. But some of us

2/1/2025, 8:25:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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China Mieville would approve

18/12/2024, 4:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. Co-sign on both

18/12/2024, 2:50:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan da dan dan da dan dan da dan Dan da dan dan da dan dan da dan DAN DA DAN DAN DA DAN Welp. There goes my brain.

18/12/2024, 2:42:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s checking it a third time He’s checking it again Santa Claus is developing anxiety

18/12/2024, 12:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then the goddamn SNARE DROP. Brutal.

17/12/2024, 10:07:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am still new to BlueSky, where is the “dislike” button?

17/12/2024, 10:05:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugli fruit

17/12/2024, 4:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GRAPIST

17/12/2024, 4:27:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES. Bonus points if you were living in the pacific north west at the time and had no friends

17/12/2024, 11:54:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one is my favorite! Or maybe “roll for Swiss”. Both goddamn classics

17/12/2024, 11:53:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Nitrates, Nitrites, Nitrotes, and Nitrutes…”

16/12/2024, 12:40:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Directly into my veins. Thank you.

16/12/2024, 12:21:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Abby Denton (Normal) (@abbydenton.com) reposted

Men will literally shoot the chairman of a massive health insurance conglomerate that denied him coverage for therapy appointments instead of going to, well, actually, now I say it out loud I can understand what happened

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