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You all objectified me for free for years. Now you’re mad I charge for it? That’s not morality… it’s entitlement 🤷♀️
If Jimmy Kimmel can't say it, imagine what YOU can’t say. Censorship doesn’t start at the bottom… it starts at the top.
Kimmel didn’t get suspended for lying. He got suspended for saying something true when tensions were high.
Comedy used to punch up. Now even calling out the punchers gets you shut off.
If #Disney+ was a person, it’d be nervously deleting tweets right now.
Disney+ wants your money, not your opinions. Just ask Jimmy Kimmel.
Boycotts aren’t new, but when they spread across ABC, Hulu, ESPN and Disney+, that signals the limits of vertical integration. Owning everything helps control distribution… but it also means everything owned is on the line.
#Disney+ might get caught in the crossfire of politics no matter how “apolitical” streaming platforms try to be. The #Kimmel suspension proves that content and corporate decisions are never just “entertainment” anymore.
‘Traditional values’ just means being horny, broke, and bitter about it.
Conservatives: “OF is immoral” Also conservatives: “Can you send me your OF link? For research purposes”
A looming civil war being live-tweeted is wild. The fall of civilization, brought to you by memes, misinformation, in-fighting, and one unhinged guy with 6 followers named @Ilovetrumpbutinastraightway
The number of women who’ve accused Trump of SA > The number of trans athletes in the whole country
Publicly: “There are only two genders!” Privately: “Trans girl with big dick dominates conservative senator”
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Conservatives preach abstinence like anyone’s lining up to sleep with them anyway.
It’s not that I CHOSE to be this spicy… it’s that my ovaries turned the dial to 100 and said “Have fun, babe.”
Viagra = healthcare The pill = homicide
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Pro-lifers: “Life begins at conception!” Also pro-lifers: “Cut SNAP, defund public schools, ban sex ed, and make sure birth control is illegal too.” Life begins at conception, ends at birth, and they’ll harass you all the way through it.
If birth control is ‘abortion,’ then vasectomies are a f**king genocide and wet dreams are a crime against humanity. Where’s the outrage over wasted sperm? Oh riiiiight… it’s only an ‘issue’ when it’s inside a female body.
BREAKING: Ejaculating into a sock is now mass abortion. Every unused egg is now a funeral. Better start naming your tampons, ladies… apparently they're full of potential "babies."
The same people who can't find the #clitoris now think they get to define what counts as #abortion. Yeah, nah.
So now the pill is abortion? I cannot WAIT until condoms are murder.
Ah yes, birth control is now abortion. And drinking water is drowning. Breathing air? Mass pollution event.
Imagine being so obsessed with controlling women that you call preventing pregnancy the same thing as terminating one. Science left the chat.
First it was Plan B. Then IUDs. Now they’re coming for the pill. If you’re still saying “they’d never ban birth control,” wake tf up.
Trump voters are literally the reason there’s safety labels on everything.
Reminder: birth control PREVENTS abortions. Calling it abortion is like calling a smoke alarm a fire.
If you think birth control is abortion, then you’re not “pro-life”… you’re anti-women, anti-science, and anti-freedom.
This page is pro-SW, pro-choice, pro-nerd, pro-LGBTQ+, and deeply uninterested in the opinions of dusty basement-dwelling incels. Still here? Welcome 😘
I’ll critique the MAGAt hive mind in a lace bodysuit, I’ll roast incels in between dice rolls, and I’ll post a thirst trap and then ramble about a niche into oblivion.
Hey new followers 👋👀 About me: I’m on OF, I shitpost, ponder politics, and swoon over shiny math rocks (because women aren’t one-dimensional, contrary to popular opinion).
He had a family. He had children. He had friends. He had fans. He had supporters. R.I.P. Darth Vader 🕊️💔
If #conservatives hate #trans people so much, why are they singlehandedly keeping certain search categories at the top of #PornHub’s charts?
Incels: “No man will ever take you seriously” Also incels: *rage-quote me into virality* Me: *gains 12 new woke feminist subscribers with master’s degrees and an obsession with shiny math rocks*
Men say 'get a real job' while I pay my bills with OF and they’re drowning in resentment. They had every structural advantage… how is this my fault? 🙄
He said “girls who have OF are a red flag”, so now I’m his dad’s red flag.
You cracked Elden Ring lore but can’t decode my hints that I’m into you? Shame on you 💅
Forcing a 10-year-old girl to give birth is legal. Forcing a 10-year-old boy to pay child support isn’t. Why do adults get to pick which parts of childhood count?
The biggest threat to “manhood” today is women having boundaries 🙄
Everyone told me to "start a business." So I did. It’s called "I’m Horny and Bills Exist, LLC." #entrepreneur #OnlyFans
Who’d have thought that 2025 would be the year that science was declared ‘woke’?
It’s like there’s some grotesque contagion spreading through the Republican Party… these men are practically rotting through their meat suits in real time. McConnell melting on camera, Trump bloating and drooping, and Giuliani looking like he’s been embalmed and reanimated… Get them a sugar water
Remember when #Trump separated thousands of children from their parents at the border, and then lost track of where some of them went? Because same.
Conservatives act like pleasure is a liberal conspiracy. Bro, it’s just an orgasm, not antifa
Nothing terrifies a conservative more than a woman who enjoys herself and doesn't need their approval
Funny how the ‘freedom of speech’ people get real angry when you start criticising Charlie Kirk.
The incel rage in my comments should actually be part of my monetisation strategy. Nothing drives clicks like a grown man having an emotional crisis under a post by a woman.
Some of these ‘family values’ politicians are just one VPN away from voting yes on trans rights
Nothing says 'traditional values' like watching trans porn and then tweeting about how drag queens are destroying society
Wild how some of the loudest anti-trans voices online have very specific search histories. It's almost like repression breeds obsession 🤔
The Venn diagram of “respects women” and “fine with someone having OF” is a circle.
"Smart people don't like me" – First time Trump has told the truth in twelve years
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You’re mad I get paid for thirst traps? Your girlfriend sends you nudes for free and still has to split rent with you 🤨
Boy math is paying for #OnlyFans… Then telling the creators they’re “undeserving” of making that money. You’re literally the reason she’s rich, Kevin.
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#Conservatives hate #OnlyFans because it cut out the middleman (their #fragile #ego)
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Wanna see the pictures I post and the things I write on other platforms? Go on, then… The breadcrumbs trail is pretty damn obvious 😜
#Incels call #OnlyFans ‘sexual degeneracy’ because no one wants to sleep with them for free 💁♀️
Being #demisexual is my ‘secret weapon’ on #OnlyFans. I don’t fake it. I don’t phone it in. I build real bonds, real desire, and that means when it turns on… it STAYS on 😏
The #algorithm reaaaaally doesn’t like when I post #politics… especially when I use too many flagged keywords like #TRUMP IS IN THE #EPSTEIN FILES.
The GOP watched MAGA declare war on MAGA and said: “This is what freedom looks like!” Then voted to cut school lunches.
Civil war soon scheduled to be underway between MAGA loyalists and MAGA loyaler-ists. Winner gets custody of their last remaining brain cell.
BREAKING: The MAGA-on-MAGA violence is escalating. Experts call it “a natural result of turning rage, ignorance, and cult worship into a political strategy.” One side yells “1776!” The other side yells “Deep State!” No one can spell, either.
The snake finally ate its own tail, called it a false flag, then opened fire on the mirror. Patriotism is now just cosplay, conspiracy, and cousin-on-cousin violence. #USA #embarrassing
The #MAGA #Civil #War has officially begun… between MAGA and MAGA. After MAGA took out MAGA, MAGA retaliated against MAGA in support of MAGA. Sources say MAGA is deeply divided over which flavor of authoritarian cosplay is most patriotic 🍿🇺🇸
Everyone had something to say about my body. Stared. Commented. Sexualised. So I stopped pretending I could hide from it, and turned it into income. If I’m going to be objectified, I might as well enjoy the journey and reap the benefits 💅
If Lilith was the original feminist, then Adam was the original fragile ego. She ghosted the Garden and men still haven’t recovered. And here we are, 6,000 years of tantrums later…
Everyone wants intimacy, but most are too scared to slow down and build it. Me? I’m demisexual. That’s literally my lane. When the vibe is real, the pleasure hits different.
Conservatives: “OnlyFans destroys morals!” Also conservatives: *sliding into my DMs, pretending to be an incognito fan*
The only thing more repressed than a conservative’s sex life is their browser history
Conservatives be like: “In my day, women didn’t post nudes!” Yeah, they did, grandpa… they literally mailed them to soldiers.
The same GOP screaming about “pedophile rings” just voted to keep the actual Epstein list secret. You can't make this shit up, and yet here we are, letting it pass us by…
They voted to keep the Epstein list private. Not to protect victims. Not to uphold justice. But to protect each other.
LET’S NOT FORGET: Republicans just voted against even debating whether to release the Epstein files. Transparency? Accountability? Nope.
At this rate, Trump could actually earn a Nobel Peace Prize… not for North Korea, not for the Middle East… but for doing the one thing no president dared: gun reform on American soil. Wild, I know.
The U.S. is the only developed country where people routinely get shot at church, school, and the grocery store, and somehow the solution is always “more guns” and “more thoughts and prayers”.
The shooting of Charlie Kirk is proof: the right isn’t just dangerous to the left… it’s dangerous to ITSELF. When your entire ideology is built on fear, conspiracy, and division, violence is only ever one spark away.
People used to roll their eyes when we said the far-right was radicalising itself. Now someone shoots #CharlieKirk and everyone's suddenly a political analyst? 🙄
Amen
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
The same ecosystem that thrives on fear, paranoia, and violent rhetoric just watched one of their own get shot. If you think this ends with Charlie Kirk, you're in for a rude shock. The monster they built doesn't care who it devours. #CharlieKirk #GunViolence #Guns
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
Charlie Kirk. Trump flags. Culture war outrage. Meanwhile… Senate Republicans just voted AGAIN to keep the ‘hoax’ #Epstein client list secret.
America’s gun crisis took one of its loudest conservative voices. If that doesn’t wake people up, what will?
Charlie Kirk’s death proves that gun violence doesn’t care about your politics. You can be pro-gun. You can be NRA-backed. Guns still end lives.
Conservatives are suddenly mourning #CharlieKirk and demanding justice. But when kids are killed in schools? Thoughts. Prayers. Silence. Maybe now, just maybe, they’ll understand what it’s like to lose someone to senseless gun violence.
Guns don’t care if you're liberal or conservative. They just kill.
Charlie Kirk was killed by the very gun culture he spent years defending. If that doesn’t make people rethink gun reform, what will?
Trump didn’t call the governor after two elected officials were gunned down. He brushed off another school shooting like it was background noise. But a right-wing pro-gun political influencer is shot and killed… and suddenly it’s a national crisis?! #Trump #Kirk #Shooting
Two lawmakers assassinated: *Trump shrugs* Kids murdered in classrooms: *Trump shrugs* A right-wing influencer dies: *Trump orders flags lowered, makes a speech, demands justice*
Trump ordered flags at half-staff for a political influencer. But when two Minnesota lawmakers were assassinated, he refused to even call the governor, saying it would be a “waste of time.”
People ask me how I deal with conservative/incel hate. Simple: I turn it into content, get paid, and sip my tea while they repeat the cycle.
#Incels will bash my #OnlyFans all day, but can’t name a single woman who would sleep with them for free.
Modern conservatism is basically: “No you can't have sex, no you can't get birth control, no you can't make money from it either.”