Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie Kraven The Bad People
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Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie Kraven The Bad People
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i think this is about her bad movie but i think it should be standard operating procedure for everyone
I have a similar one that’s got red roses on it and I loooooove it
I always tell trans people I don’t want to know their deadname. I don’t care if there’s a funny anecdote or a joke you wanna make I don’t wanna hear it.
The jacket… I love…
I regret to inform everyone that the Playdoh cards are cool
This is literally how most modern action movies are made
It took me literally years to find a replacement for my FOW . My mom is friends with RCK so I got the Dominaria Remastered alt art with the intention of getting it signed. With Rhystic Im also gonna try and get a different art but I may also just hand it to a trans artist to go crazy on.
FOX news host suggests we euthanize the homeless, someone goes into two encampments and starts shooting. 13 people shot and Jacob Frey and the media are just talking about it as the new best reason to clear the encampments
Maybe this is sacrilege but I wish I had bought the League of Legends secret lair if only because LoL Rhystic study doesn’t have Therese Nielsen art
Might watch Caught Stealing tomorrow against my better judgement :)
People always talk about how X or Y thing would kill a medieval peasant but I think Benedict would really like They Might Be Giants
The reason I always doompost about politics in the morning is because I digest the news at 3am exclusively
This shit made me mad. The original story is one of the all time best tales of real life revenge that was and is compelling enough to survive hundreds of years. Why did they add witches and ogres and a dragon and demons and spirits and shit? Were they too good for an actual retelling of the events?
Make Ako Great Again
That’s so cool and funny
Why is there a dragon in this real life story
The witch pisses me off something fierce
They cut
What’s interesting to me is that this is based off a true story but the director decided the actual story wasn’t interesting enough and decided he needed to add a bunch of magical Japanese people and monsters of legend for some fucking reason.
What’s interesting to me is that this is based off a true story but the director decided the actual story wasn’t interesting enough and decided he needed to add a bunch of magical Japanese people and monsters of legend for some fucking reason.
I’m not certain that if I were John Wick I would wanna help the guy who spent decades degrading me while relegating me to the woods behind his house but that’s just me
They got John Wick fighting Ogres and shit
They’re doing a sepukku
I think it’s great that entire cast is like, assorted Japanese actors and also John Wick is here
I do always think it’s funny that kings and rulers of all sorts just have people pulling up to perform for them
Oh no this is gonna be ass isn’t it
I find it interesting that the shorthand for nobility from any culture in film for an American audience is a slight English accent
Tonight I will watch 47 Ronin I love you Keanu Reeves please save this movie from being an Asian Mysticism slog
Rollerball is such an insane movie to pair with this as well. Who’s idea was that
Yeah sounds like a joke but here we are. Hasbro is gonna jam every property they have into magic somehow.
Google it it was announced like an hour ago
Mtg X Playdoh sounds like a joke someone would make while talking about stupid bullshit SLs wotc would make but I guess it’s happening. it’s for Charity so that’s cool
Like, genuinely I’m only as sane as I am because I found a strong local community through shows and magic meet ups and queer events. Some of this stuff takes a little bit of work to find but it’s all so fun and extremely worth it.
Find things to do in the real world.
I ended up watching a movie that’s an exploration of divinity and eternity instead of watching a movie that’s an exploration on the real and existence. I love my life
Incredible movie. Become deified and die trying. We all deserve the burden of time.
Kill yourself and become god. Kill god and become yourself. There are no gods only machinations of man
A society on the eve of death rediscovering desire is so cool.
Sean Connery in a wedding dress my beloved
Also, cannot help but notice that only white peoples seem to exist in the vortex
There’s so much non sexual nudity in this film and it’s really cool :)
Wait it’s also atlas shrugged but taken to its logical conclusion LMAO
One of the FIRST THINGS I said ended up actually being what the movie is im so good at this oh my god oh my god I feel like a god is this what the movie is about
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM SO GOOD AT ANALYZING FILM IM A GENIUS
Whoa it’s also about Zed releasing self from a cult like fanaticism
I think this is gonna be more like the final episodes of The Good Place than anything. An exploration of immortality through the lens of someone with extremely limited time
Death is seemingly a desirable thing in a society like this.
Weird insane haunting scene where they seemingly just psychically cooked this guys brain
This movie is like, a study of an eternal race of human through the study of a regular homosapien guy
Seeing the ways everyone not suffering senility has entered a seemingly catatonic state from pure apathy. It’s a society with 2 outcomes and both are equally horrible.
This society sounds exhausting. Also, forcing someone to age into senility and still live out eternal life seems incredibly cruel. Eternity is a long time
PSYCHIC BATTLE!!!
Seeing someone accused of psychic violence for transmitting bad vibes
Also, everyone has ChatGPT rings so they think they’re better than everyone
There’s also commentary on the worth of art to a person with no concept of its worth (depending on how you read certain scenes)
All the gods are dead. They died of boredom
Psychic society!!! Also the costume design is very 70s while still feeling extremely alien
The view of the other within a seemingly perfectly crafted society is fascinating. I wanna read interviews with the director and see what the hell they were thinking
PLEASE DO!!!! I’ve never seen this but I wanted to and now it’s genuinely insane shit
Referring to a god as an artist… fitting… it’s also such a good commentary on what a god could even be.
A society without death that seems to function communally while being extremely apathetic to those outside it’s community. Man what is this. The way it plays with religion and true belief is remarkable
How the fuck did Sean Connery end up in this movie
Really brilliant decision to make the audience surrogate a fanatical caveman equivalent with a gun who believes in an obviously fraudulent god who has no idea the reality he has stepped into. I think it says something of the audience
I can really only explain what this is like by saying this is like if the wizard of Oz was about Dorothy killing the wizard and trying to figure out what the hell any of the wizards shit does
Extreme homesteading
It is completely bizarre to see a movie like this completely give up what would have been the primary mystery of the film in a lesser work
Sean Connery has infiltrated Zardoz
Opening credits over a giant stone head flying around that just said guns are epic and swag and the penis is evil(TRUE!) I am so extremely excited
I am not even five minutes in and this shit is already completely insane
Oh man this might be the best movie ever made
THE PENIS IS EVIL
There is something to be said about a movie that gives the game away
Saying the name of the movie ass movie
And now there’s a giant floating stone head
This thing is weirdly self aware right out the gate and immediately asks a question that makes you think. Oh no
Drawn on beard and mustache too
FLOATING HEAD INTRO WHOOOOOOO
Tonight I will watch Zardoz (1974) I’ve heard this movie is completely insane and also entirely my shit.
I know what this is but my dumbass thought it was abstract doctor Eggman
Have we left the Information Age
YIPPEE!!!!
It’s been like this with everything from Israeli occupation of Palestine to handling of trans issues in the US. To dance is easy, to inform is hard, and every mainstream journalist is at the dance right now
Like, I think the reporting on Mr Kirk really drives this home. How are you supposed to report on someone’s legacy while being afraid to say anything about it? How many words must be danced with to not say what he said every day with his chest? This sort of thing happens time and time again.
YOURE ULTING!!!!!
I feel like the current way things are set up is specifically designed to drive you insane and deny reality.
I’m usually in bed by 7:30 and I wake up around 3am most days
I do too! It’s band merch :)
Making the necksplosion guy into a martyr is so lame. Like, y’all are actively laundering the reputation of the guy who fired the shot. Who is this for?
Good morning!!!
It’s the Saoirse Dream and Estelle Allen wizard battle tour :). I LOVE Saoirse Dream to death and Estelle Allen is probably (tragically) most well known for the drunk driving tiktok song DUI
Going to a cedh weekly on Friday for the first time in years. I haven’t actively competed in about half a decade and I’m on a weird brew. Should be fun.
Every term for stuff of this sort sounds like it was created by an ogre who lives in a cave on top of a mountain and people just nod along solemnly going “hmm yes the wise ogre has spoken”
This is from before I cut my bangs whoopsie
Good morning to the haters and lovers alike
Yippee!
Girl this is bleak as hell what are you on about
What happens when the world isn’t over and we have to contend with the future that’s been created here
I think Bands Saved my Life even