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Beautiful. Music break. Bohemian Rhapsody in Isizulu. Ndlovu Youth Choir. youtu.be/gbljPQbxtTQ?...
They better tell him to close his mouth or the senility rumors are going to fly. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
That is some BAD fucking Botox work.
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Graham Platner needs to win for so many reasons. Plus, I want to see Offerman portray him on SNL.
MORE OF THIS PLEASE!
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
NEW YORK (AP) — Kraft Heinz to split and become separate companies 10 years after their packaged-food megamerger.
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Agreed! Thanks for the share.
From the people afraid of a sandwich.
Valé Mr. Greene….. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
If wishes could make dreams come true.
UK households are being advised to boil lemon peels in water from September as a deterrent against spiders.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A burn test might be a little easier when it comes to results. 😆
Probably. He'd be better off just accepting the fact because it ain't going away.
ISWYDT
Announcement from King Circus Peanut at 2 PM tomorrow. So, are we going to war with Venezuela or Chicago?
Trump will do anything to coverup the Epstein files, including die or fake dementia to get out of being held accountable.
That'd be fun to watch. PPV could be used to pay down the deficit.
The Apprentice: White House will begin filming as soon as renovations are complete.
I'll prepare the Snickers.
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Jerry Nadler ends his remarkable career, conceding that his brand of politics on the Middle East is over. “I don’t know what to say at this point,” he said. “I can’t defend what Israel is doing.” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
I love the thought of an eternal black void where he can be alone with his crazy ass thoughts.
I'm not sure that even Satan deserves him.
We do, daily. 😁🍀🙏
A House committee investigating the Justice Department’s handling of the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case has withdrawn a subpoena to former FBI Director Robert Mueller, citing the state of his health. https://to.pbs.org/4mLAyN0
Should I make a Caprese salad or a Caprese tricolor Radiatore salad? Hmm. 🤔 🍽️
Aww, giving the old perv a reason to live.
There's a reason I have access to a myriad of weapons at any given time. Something to consider.
Warning: Payback's a bitch.
Regardless of fetishes, it is IMPOSSIBLE to keep women and children safe on this planet. Your pathetic attempt to target people is useless.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
I can't imagine the damage being done to our House in his name. 😞
Rick Bayless enters the room with a plate of chiles relleno and balance is restored.
He thinks?
Sadly, just a rumor.
I dislike everything about this photo. This may be a first for me.
I call confetti cannon operator!
Russia suspected of jamming GPS on plane carrying Ursula von der Leyen
> @mikezaccardi.bsky.social 👀
I refuse to state the obvious. Now go light that grill.
Labor Day | noun | a day set aside for special recognition of working people
Ode to Em Dash. www.instagram.com/reel/DOCxA_b...
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post a “good night” before.
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com The Cracker Barrel and Sydney Sweeney controversies “perfectly represent the way in which right-wing media both mobilizes its base and bends political reality,” our columnist David French writes.
Anne Schuchat, former Principal Deputy Director of the CDC, says she's worried about vaccine access, as experienced leaders leave the agency in protest.
Ew.
New York City Evictions are back to pre-pandemic levels. Hell Gate spent two days inside Brooklyn Housing Court to see how tenants are dealing with its long lines and slick landlord attorneys.
Definitely looks like a shit Photoshop.
#waffle1319 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 23 🏆 #waffleelite wafflegame.net
Strands #546 “Up the hill” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵
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Why is the Draft Dodger-in-Chief trying to drag us into a war with Venezuela? The claim is that drug cartels are so out of control they’ve been designated an international terrorist organization, so we need to send warships. But we’re denying Venezuelan’s asylum claims who fled for their lives. 🤔
Why? EPSTEIN.
I used to have two. One died ten years ago. Only one more to go. I wish you luck. 🍀💀
The problem is that no one is winning this debate.
.@velshi.com “Head in the sand”? Please. Part of the problem is limp news coverage that turns every Dem wobble into a five-alarm fire while treating GOP extremism as background noise. That’s what depresses our base.
There are fake Jerrys?
Also, drink more water.
$25 for a quart of acrylic paint. 😡
Here's hoping that more states see the importance of doing the same.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
I’m repeating myself but this is what we need to do, bring up again and again that they have voted against any mental health measures that might have prevented this They have been using the same argument for YEARS it’s not the guns it’s our mental health crisis all the while THEY have been in power
Letting another dude be the focal point, with himself as an accessory, in a photo published by Trump's social media is of course perfectly normal because Trump has never been one to crave attention. Nothing to see here.
And soon, all of those recent college grads that can't find jobs, will have the wonderful world of coal mining open up to them.
The numbers have been selected for an estimated $1 billion Powerball jackpot, although it is not immediately clear if anyone was a big winner.
Something I ask myself daily.
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Snakeheads are ugly ass fish.
#BloomScrolling
You know as soon as he dies, they will all throw his fat carcas under the bus and blame him for everyfuckingthing.
I believe it has something to do with a river in Egypt.
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
Rural hospitals are preparing to lose billions of dollars from President Donald Trump’s signature tax and spending cut bill signed into law this summer.
The ethos behind Kennedy’s Make America Healthy Again movement blames individual people for their chronic diseases—particularly by associating health conditions with choices like vaccination—and links Medicaid users’ value to their economic productivity.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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apnews.com/article/inte... face financial struggles as Trump policies send international enrollment plummeting
From layoffs to billion-dollar budget cuts and ideological battles over history itself, the National Park Service is facing one of the most turbulent moments in its 109-year history. The latest from our friends at @reveal.org:
Because there are many ways to help people and we need more like you in the legal profession.
It's true.
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