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Geeky kinky heteroflexible polyamorous switch. GenX, father, musician, beer snob, atheist, bratty Dom 😈. He/him. Chicago adjacent. 🏳️🌈 BLM ⚧️ Abortion is healthcare. Live long and prosper.🖖🏻
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Ugh, that’s revolting and rude.
the two americas
Kids back in school also means the return of mid-day quicky. Much needed on this dreary rainy day.
I'm not even sure whose monkeys these are and whose circus this is.
Yay, another day of this shit show.
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
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He’s still alive I guess. Someday the rumors will be true.
The driveway was full when she had gotten there. There’s an RV that’s taking up space that should be gone in a few months and then there should be plenty of parking.
A police office woke me up around 3am because my partner L’s car was parked on the street near partner M’s house. He said it looked abandoned. It’s rural and with a steep ditch, except for this spot maybe 50ft down the road where she parked. tl;dr Everything is fine except for my lack of sleep.
I bet my dad still this vinyl.
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I mean timing during a move doesn't always work out, but yeah letting you know when the pod is going to be gone should have been done.
This morning's chant as I got out of bed: Motherfucker-motherfucker-motherfucker-shit Motherfucker-motherfucker-motherfucker-shit Happy Tuesday edition of Monday.
Looks like it’s yours now. Hope they left some good stuff.
Fine 😋
I called my partner’s mom “mom” yesterday and she was very touched. Then she put to work. 😋
I hope you’re feeling better.
Are they standing behind me?
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
No, I won’t forgive you for ignoring data just because it doesn’t fit your narrative.
Went to replace the last original toilet in the house. I was met again with questionable plumbing work that was done by the builder. I think I’m going to need to replace the floor drain before the new toilet can go in.
Neil Young’s new song Big Crime (in the White House) m.neilyoungarchives.com/news/1/artic...
Starting out a long weekend feeling run down. I hope I’m not getting sick.
I swear it’s the only line in the constitution they care about.
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
What I couldn't say last night when I got pulled into a work call, "I need to go, I'm late for a threesome."
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I scheduled mine for next week. I guess we’ll see how it goes.
WTF!
Happy birthday dear Ery, happy birthday to you! 🎉
The things we think about these days
Such a good day.
You are always adorable.
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WTF!
Maybe I would be more tempted to use LLMs if I didn't really like writing and thinking, but, well,
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Same
True, but I did choose to learn and play the song. But, it felt like a right of passage.
Got my first heckle last night! After I finished playing Pink Pony Club some guy yells out “I hate that song.”
I’ve had a crappy “Monday” mental health day. I really wish the open mic I like to go to wasn’t on Monday nights. But here we are and I’m heading over to play solo tonight even though curling up in bed is what I’d rather do.
Yeah, fuck Monday.
And oldest is off to first day of his senior year of high school.
Such bullshit. As if there was anything that they would accept as proof if the volumes of scientific evidence and the obvious lack of people dying from diseases that once plagued us.
Such bullshit. As if there was anything that they would accept as proof if the volumes of scientific evidence and the obvious lack of people dying from diseases that once plagued us.
Oh, I kinda want to get a leaf blower now. I also want to do this to my neighbors leaf blower.
Morning friends. Isn’t this a sad state of affairs?
Took a shower, then noticed a chicken loose in the yard. Then saw 2 more chickens and bunny out. Managed to wrangle all the chickens and 2 bunnies, but needed another shower.
Bitter and without nuts
Ohio parents of kids with disabilities are receiving letters from the school board demanding they pay “extra” for their disabled children. This is ableism and discrimination at its finest. They weren’t even given adequate warning. Just 17 days to pay up.
A Project 2025 author with a Nazi ship on the wall behind him. This ain’t subtle, folks.
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.
These are concentration camps.
How about raise the minimum wage for everyone, and raise taxes on the wealthy and corporations. That works for me.
Socks should never be worn with sandals.
Not feeling so good. Here’s hoping I feel better in the morning.
Happy birthday! I hope it gets better.
RFK Jr. saw 20 million lives saved by mRNA vaccines and thought, 'let's try the opposite!'
Well, I was going to work some more but my laptop is going through a forced update to Windows 11. And it also likely means I'm loosing local admin rights which will probably push me to spend more time on my resume.
Damn the evil prick ending $500 million in vaccine research while children die of preventable diseases.
Heinous.
South Park omg 😂
Epic truth bomb from @govpritzker.illinois.gov on why the MAGAs are testing the redistricting waters in Texas: “Republicans have decided the only way to save themselves is to cheat. When Trump calls, they say, 'Yes sir, right away, sir. Happy to lick your boot, sir.” More of this, please!
We are all in so much danger
This is my circus, and these are some of my monkeys. However, I would appreciate it if people didn't keep releasing other monkeys into my circus along with hyenas, cobras, and what now looks like a swarm of killer bees.
I’m the wrong person to ask.
Had to come in from the porch. Stupid laptop battery died.
I'm down in my office not really working. Maybe after this work call, I'll move to not work on the front porch since it's so nice outside.
Back to work or take a nap? Sounds like an extra caffeine day!
It looks amazing.
Not forget, but certainly makes it better.
The jobs report yesterday revealed the economy has been weakening for months due to Trump’s high tariffs and trade wars, WITH OUR ALLIES! So it’s only natural for a narcissistic man-child to fire the messenger. #ProudBlue #Pinks
ICYMI: Amazon still doing Amazon things The company is not only reintroducing new versions of old features that allow police to access footage from Ring users Amazon is introducing a new Ring feature that will allow police to request *livestream* access to our home security devices. @eff.org
It may not be his penis that’s small, but there’s certainly something that requires gender affirming his masculinity.
Why would we need more ways to get hangovers?!?
I had to cut my shopping short at the liquor store because somebody took a bath in cologne. It was so strong I coughed. And now I’ve got a headache.
That is such good news.
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We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025
I wish a very happy “fuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either This is why we fight for *everyone*
You know what, United Heathcare really does suck.
Fingers crossed.
That's insane.
Any luck finding a Dr that can see you sooner than 2 months?
The IRS's free tax filing tool is now reportedly "gone," according to Trump's IRS chief. This comes after Intuit, the maker of TurboTax, lobbied the government for years to block IRS free file. Intuit donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration. See how this works?
I’m grateful too. Glad to know you got a warning.
It’s hot. Almost too hot to be on the porch. So I put a lot of ice in an insulated cup to keep the lemonade and whiskey cold.
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I love the color.
This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
Fuck Lee Zeldin
Sitting at my desk counts as working right?
Waiting for my wife to come out of recovery for her spinal fusion surgery. Doc said everything went well.