Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social)
Yes, Newson refused all the water we didn’t offer or have because we are having a drought up here. 🙄 Fucking delusional moron.
💙💜♿️⬅️🟧♾️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🇺🇦🍉 My human name is Matt Rasmussen. As a former op ed contributor I try to only share my opinions when I know what I’m talking about. Said opinions are subject to change with new information. I often use humor to help convey messages and ideas.
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Yes, Newson refused all the water we didn’t offer or have because we are having a drought up here. 🙄 Fucking delusional moron.
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A Dandelion (@shigeyo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
How many - how long - the survivors got threatened for #silence ❓💥
Voter (@iowamare.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Victims deserve to be heard. Thanks for listening. #metoo
Mike Davis • Feed After Midnight (@mjdavis1988.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Let’s make sure the Epstein victims get the attention they deserve. REPOST all the Epstein/Trump content you see and make it trend! #Epstein #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Trump-Epstein mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh. I had always assumed he pulled a Tammy Fey Baker and just had the orange tattooed on his face.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Slupped.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I was always more of a Donatello guy myself.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah the good ole days. When the g men were getting you down your partner could cover you with their Chicago Typewriter while you pull the Browning .30 out of the back of your Ford Model A. Darn that government overreach.
GameMasterPOW 😷👫🐶🐱🐠🟧✝️💙 (@gamemasterpow.bsky.social) reposted
Just want to put a trigger warning on this because it is BRUTAL! It has a child drowning. I came within 2 seconds of this when my son was 3. It still triggers the terror I felt. I was very blessed that day. He will be 26 on the 1st.
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
The government's colossal failure to respond after Hurricane Katrina led to major reforms at the nation's top disaster agency. Now, the Trump administration has reversed some of those changes.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I would watch the hell out of that film.
onewickedwonka.bsky.social (@onewickedwonka.bsky.social) reposted
🎩 They don’t give a f*ck, about the kids!
𝒱𝒶𝓁𝓀𝓎𝓇𝒾ℯ living her best life 🗡 (@swisstatjana.bsky.social) reposted
This went hard. The truth often does.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
😅🤣😂 Post war squareness skyrocketing! I also blame the argyle.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t even need to read the guy’s posts. Proudly stating you voted for Trump 3 times and then claiming you have a rational opinion about anything are directly incompatible with reality. I have neither the time nor the energy to put up with these delusional morons.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Kick started as a Twitch alternative when Twitch banned gambling after a huge scandal involving streamers being given preferential odds on gambling sites on stream to make it look like it was easy to win. So the shady online casinos started Kick and it’s been collecting trash ever since.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Though I do get just watching a familiar streamer play. It always evokes the feeling of going over to a friend’s house and playing a game you didn’t own. At any rate Kick was dumpster fire where all the banned racists, pedos, and scammers pooled. It will not be missed.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I watch streamers for several reasons. Mostly to check out a game before spending money on it, sometimes to learn strategies, and every so often to just listen to someone chat while I absorb the story of a game I’m interested in but not good enough to play. 1/2
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, on the bright side there’s finally a legitimate reason to use all that stockpiled Ivermectin.
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
Would not put it past this corrupt Supreme Court to allow MAGA Confederate states to gerrymander but deny Blue States. It's a completely rigged institution that Dems should have reformed. Those of us who said Expand the Court were seen as extremists. We also said Trump would go fascist and...
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he hiding from the scary lesbians behind that partition?
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
My only critique is that the picture of #snoopdogg should have his tail between his legs while he quivers in a puddle. That would really capture his essence.
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
The best part of him was hinted in his name. He’s modular. You could take him apart and reassemble him in different configurations. I even made two full bipeds out of the one figures parts.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy for starters. Modulok. One of the baddies from She-ra. There may have been some cross over to He-man too. Don’t recall the story lines very well anymore.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m quite sure there are many things from the 80’s when I grew up that you would find just as aesthetically displeasing as I find those dolls.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I just don’t like the doll line style. I can’t say I’m familiar with LOL OMG, but I get the feeling it’s the same reason I don’t really like Funko Pops. Something about the aesthetic is just off putting to me.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, you’re a TERF. Okay. This unhinged misandrist take of yours is making a lot of sense now. I think we’re done here.
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
Critics warn that Trump's demands for business leaders to step down, and for the government to take a cut of sales, threaten American-style capitalism.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I regret to inform you that we have to let you go from your position as Usher for this event. Announcing a guests arrival 45 years late is simply unacceptable. Consider this your two weeks notice.
Charles Keener (@charleskeener.bsky.social) reposted
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
While you’re right that men never afforded you the same equality. The existence of Marjorie Taylor Green, JK Rowling, Kristi Noem, Lauren Bobbert etc. indicates that a simple gender swap isn’t going to fix much. That’s besides the fact that this solution ignores gender neutral folks.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
A little bit buying habits, a lot of those habits influenced by marketing by companies that don’t want things to change too much because their business model depends on slowly dribbling out improvements on a yearly basis so you feel compelled to buy a new product.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Random internet racist: It wasn’t about slavery, it was about states rights! Me: Uh huh. Right to do what, Cletus? I want you to spell it out. What specific right was being ‘infringed’ upon? I’ll give you a hint, it starts with S.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah there’s one I know. Once the internet connected more of us to each other I started hearing about ‘states rights’. It took me a while to realize it was systemic though. It was so childishly easy to dispute that I didn’t comprehend that it was taught to everyone down there.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
You went from simply incorrect to dangerously stupid. If you’re so dead set against technology, start by ceasing to use the internet to spread the disease of your idiocy. Now with all the politeness that you deserve. Please, kindly go fuck yourself.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Silicon Valley is a capitalism problem not a tech problem. I was going to make a thought out rebuttal to your idea about ceasing all progress until you decided that cancer was an acceptable concession to a problem that can and should be addressed by other means.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. Gotcha. Like the Knights of Columbus but for chattel slavery instead of native genocide and theocracy.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I liked that I didn’t have to really do anything to make it work. I never had to do any of the fiddly bullshit that I did with Windows. Recently I decided that if I was going to have to do things myself I may as well do all of it and switched to Linux.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I have a bay leaf plant in my yard. I’ll have to look into some of these recipes.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
If we have to have a hierarchy could it be gender neutral? I get that you want a turn and would do better but I think we’d all be better off if we didn’t have to consider the gender or lack thereof in leadership. There’s a lot of work to be done in society before we can have a true meritocracy.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
That and they abandon the Motorola PCUs for Intel. Which was a step backwards in technology for the sake of saving a few bucks. I had hoped that meant they were finally going to play nice with others and I could game on my Mac. It turns out that they just no longer cared about a quality product.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a Mac guy as a kid and my view of Jobs for quite a while was through rose colored glasses. I think the reaction there and the reveal that every single engineer overlooked the flaw because every one of them used speakerphone in front of their face or used a headset finally lost me.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so glad you pointed out the d word was dead. Since it was censored I thought it was dicked. This new understanding makes the post less horrifying.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgive my Yankee ignorance. What’s the lost cause myth?
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Both the original Roots (1977) and it’s remake (2017) are listed as TV-14. The R equivalent is TV-MA. You can get a point across without all the explicit details. I watched the original in school as a kid. It’s stuck with me for life.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly less shitty slavery existed elsewhere in the world, but the US pretty much invented chattel slavery and committed the worst atrocities. There are degrees of bad, we’re the worst. This is the real answer to “what about?”.
C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted
"Ah! The flying elves are back!"
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Gamorah! Gamorah! Gamorah! Gamorah is really neat! Gamorah is full of meat! We all want to eat Gam-oh-rah!!!
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well on balance I wish you had my father’s terminal brain cancer instead of him. You can keep your existential bullshit to yourself.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
While I agree with your statement, I think it’s undercut by the ai slop.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Unredact the perpetrators. The victims should remain anonymous unless they have chosen otherwise.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
More voter suppression. Gee. What a surprise. This is my shocked face. 😐
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m agnostic. Just pointing out that there is no scriptural evidence for hell. This is why nobody likes militant atheists.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Not unparalleled. This is the same development philosophy that gave us Balder’s Gate 3. But agreed. More of this.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no hell in the Bible (at least not in a properly translated one). Burning in Gehenna, was a literal thing. Gehenna was the name of a garbage dump that was perpetually on fire. If you were a shitty person they were throwing your dead ass there instead of burying it.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeez, how straight was I? I’ve read libraries of books and I’m just bi. I guess I’ll have to keep reading, for science.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Wanting a criminal to be held accountable for his many crimes is hatred and bitterness?
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
While all those things are true, congress never declared war on Russia and they are not legally our enemies. Trump cannot be hanged for treason. The words you are looking for are lynched for justice. Words have meaning, that still matters.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason I ever spent money in one is because they managed to strong arm some pharmaceutical company into offering $35 insulin exclusively through their pharmacy. And my diabetic friend still couldn’t afford that some months, so I did on his behalf.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam Walton founded Walmart on the destruction of the economy of rural communities. He would be dancing a jig in his coffin. I hope his death by blood cancer was as painful as it sounds.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I would argue the fault lies with the dumbfucks who voted for Trump. That’s how representative democracy works, or doesn’t work as the case may be.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Think of how those of us who live in states that have % based sales tax already in place feel.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: Looks like they found it, and are currently negotiating with Russia to preinstall the RuStore. So fuck me, I guess.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Well fuck. I guess I have to go retract a post I wrote the other day. Apple has joined the ranks of the rest of the tech industry as full on cartoon supervillains.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry but did she say 100 million? Godamn, nothing says I’m a loser like inflating your poll numbers by the population of the top 7 largest cities in the nation COMBINED.
Charles Keener (@charleskeener.bsky.social) reposted
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social)
They voted for a rapist felon. It’s not a messaging problem. It’s a fucking idiot problem.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
This coupled with the latest Windows update corrupting peoples SSDs, my decision to switch over to Linux has never felt more validated.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Um.. I think Apple is still just doing run of the mill anti consumer late stage capitalist bullshit. They’re still looking for their supervillain niche.
🇨🇦Greg Stefan🇨🇦 (@ih8handles.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Give him this Nobel Prize just so he can STFU.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I had feeling that you were. I just feel like that the fact that these things aren’t mutually exclusive bears repeating.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
A vast majority of environmental destruction is caused by cash grabs.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve lived over in the Pacific Northwest for all my 40+ years and I can tell what it says. But I am missing the context that would tell me if it means what it says or if it’s a slang term to say the opposite.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to write something snarky about how I can do that with a few too many cups of rum punch but then I thought better of it. My grandpa died of ALS, he would have been a lot happier if he had something like this during his last years.
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Actual answer, record levels of voter suppression in swing states. That’s the cheaty bit. The democrats letting Biden run in the state of heath he was in and then pissing off their own voting base by courting the right wing voters that were never going to cross the isle did the rest.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social)
It can be both. I find deeply saddening things can fuel righteous fury quite nicely.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
NOW?! Anyone who read a history book knew! Even the orange buffoon knew! It was his playbook from day one! Why do you think he was constantly whining about not measuring up to Hitler during his first term?!
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it’s not. Dark humor only works as an abstract. This is at best bullying and at worst child cruelty. If you think that this is funny you should seriously consider reevaluating yourself and your values. Maybe consider some therapy.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Specifically the heroin market crash in the last few years before and when we pulled out.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
There were actually military personnel assigned to protect those poppy fields because the Taliban wanted to rid the country of poison. The fields becoming a battlefield and as a consequence raising the street prices of heroin directly led to the rise of fentanyl as a problem.
TXRebel (She/Her) (@redrebel.bsky.social) reposted
They look like Holocaust victims … BECAUSE THEY ARE HOLOCAUST VICTIMS! Israel & the U.S. are committing a genocidal Holocaust against Palestinians and *anyone else* who gets in the way!!! Empathy is free. It should be easy. But if you struggle with it, imagine YOUR child’s face on THIS body!
TXRebel (She/Her) (@redrebel.bsky.social) reposted
They are arresting KIDS in Massachusetts! #ImpeachNOW
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Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, you don’t approve of HIM having a podcast, not necessarily someone in his office. Gotcha. Understood. Carry on.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
That explains some things. I was confused. David McCallum has been dead for two years, and was Scottish.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
While there are potential conflicts of interest that could crop up depending on the guest list and if he accepts sponsorships at least his party for the most part is willing to hold their own accountable if something untoward does happen.
Salmon of Doubt (@salmon-of-doubt.bsky.social) reply parent
Not always, for sure. Not even in the private sector where it’s basically set up for it. But Recidivism is the intention. Slavery never went away, it just got rebranded as prison labor. Anyway, more to your original point, white collar crime deserves consequences. Agreed. 👍🏻