🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordon alert 🚨
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordon alert 🚨
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Washed
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
kirk herbstreit carrying water for Jerry Jones on espn smh have some self respect
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i know ,4, she's good, im just scarred from saying "oh boy, dont call it a comeback" like 4 years in a row
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Fool me once (several times later)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
At the car wash (yeah)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Die Neue These
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
The zone it’s… flooded, again
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
maintaining a temperature of 74.5 degrees with a 2 significant figure thermostat as a form of artistic expression
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Rofl!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
MJD so wide (comparatively)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Coley out; more room for Baby 🏈
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
It really is startling how good he always is and how bad the team always is (esp during the 2 greatest baseball players ever lineup/ the Ohtani era) #morenofication
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
My YouTube ads are getting really melted lately: “Big Pharma hates these shoes”
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Waiting for my jelly beans to arrive in the mail😀
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s ableist to be on time Mina
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Woooo doggy
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Too much bread
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Bread!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
3 m radius minimum
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Willing to compromise (ex: giant headphone noise canceling device)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Need a headphoneless noise cancelling device.
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Rob “Fo Sho” Palinki
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🐐
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick / get that on a tank top and I’m ordering online
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Huge Haotong Li (Li Haotong) fan just for the chance for announcers to misspeak and say “Li with a nice Lie” #TheOpen
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Miffy >>> labubu
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
*reasonably above .500 phillys; FULL SEND
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Angels beating a barely .500 phillys on the road in the 6th inning in July? SELL-THE-FARM
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
lol man I mean lol
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
I’m still in mourning over the 2024-25 Pacers 🏀🪦 fast break points or nothing 🫡
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
At the car wash (yeah)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Referring to all planes helicopters 🛸 etc as “probably a Cessna”
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
😬😙👹🫨🫠🫥😇
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah dude
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Joey Chestnut with 600 hotdogs per hour (600 🌭/hr) pace #nathans #hotdogcontest
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
'round here we call it "ID4" and we're not entirely sure what the letters stand for.
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Time for my special faux regional hotdog! The unheralded and unparalleled Germanic Countryside Dog: 🇩🇪 🌭 - Over the butcher’s counter foot long - Panfried sauerkraut - Mini baguette 🥖 - Faux Germnaic countryside sauce (aoli, fresh garlic, horseradish)
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
All yard work and no yard play makes sam a yard boy
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s pennant time baby! 🤦🏻♂️
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Yackety Sax nba offseason youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo?...
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Dyyyyyymn / makes sense to me.
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
*Bc they trading LeBron back to the mistake by the lake?*
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
😱
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Where da deals at #nba #freeagency
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
If anyone replies to one of my replies and doesn’t like it first that’s a block 💯 #rude
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
@bannedmacmahon.bsky.social damn Japanese windy dropping WOJ BOMBS
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Now if this said, “let’s get down to business” that’d be another story 🧐
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Buying property on Yang Hansen Dǎo #岛 #nba #blazers
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Wow Inter Miami fc with home field, psg is so done #clubworldcup
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
One time on here I saw some guy write a joke abt not having an “internal monologue” and the first comment was like “I don’t have an internal monologue and I still live a happy fulfilling life.” Truly… something
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
I still think abt how bad this game was
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
On to the draft!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Oh it’s on(?) #pacers
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Thinking abt a 🍔
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
NOTHING EASY NOTHING EASY #game7
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Pop 2 track 10
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
It’s not a good playlist , per se
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
3 goalies
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
The Carlisle special
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Okc in 5 my ass #pacers yes’cers
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
..So hoist up the John B's sail
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m plur 2 tha max fam
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Yes’cers
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
I kind of need the Pacers to win tonight for my own peace of mind #nba #longseries 🏀
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
If I were Sisyphus I’d simply roll the ball to the top. Sisyphus needs to STEP UP!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Stromboli!
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
“Namu Amida Butsu”
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Calorie recession 📉
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Saying there’s a word for that, but not meaning it.
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
BIG KAT #bingbong
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Go red car! #indy500
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social)
Rockem Sockem Siakam #pacers
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
U mad not funny…
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
U maaaad
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Still doing comedy?
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
More like the colgate whining hour
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Wolves sorta suck tho
🏝Sam荒aஅரைr井ai (@samarai.bsky.social) reply parent
Gnob gnib 💀