Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted
So odd to me that a woman has never directed a direct adaptation of FRANKENSTEIN (not a reinterpretation/expansion like LISA FRANKENSTIEN or THE BRIDE), given that a woman wrote it.
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view profile on Bluesky Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted
So odd to me that a woman has never directed a direct adaptation of FRANKENSTEIN (not a reinterpretation/expansion like LISA FRANKENSTIEN or THE BRIDE), given that a woman wrote it.
Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted
Thei wante us talkinge on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like, “congratulations you’re about to throw a gender reveal party for some intersex folks!”
Matthew Dow Smith (@matthewdowsmith.bsky.social) reposted
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Their *huge* loss! Good luck to you!!
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Statistically there are at least as many intersex people as there are natural red heads in the world. It’s not a small number! Testing female athletes’ dna tends to only reveal chromosomal differences www.reddit.com/r/AskFeminis...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god. They tried to do this in 2016/2017 as well. So, so dumb!
Sam Adams (@samadams.bsky.social) reposted
every time I post something critical about AI I get some chowderhead booster in the replies saying I’d probably have been against fountain pens or buggy whips. I look at it more like saying radium has potential but maybe we should think twice before painting wristwatches with it.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Quality haul!!
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
If hell exists, James Dobson is about to experience the ultimate Find Out. #FAFO
K.B. Wagers (@kbwagers.com) reposted
A delighted reminder that if you don't want people celebrating your death, don't be a huge piece of shit.
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
listen the world is a mess but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill Gothard next please 🙏🏻
🌈Dr. Frizzle (@swilua.bsky.social) reposted
we have both computers and science fiction because Byron was so insufferable it inspired all the women around him to come up with elaborate reasons to get away
Beca 🌙 (@becadreads.bsky.social) reposted
I have a swiftie husband so this is a live view of us from the last 48 hours.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Annnnd! In some cases they can claim interest paid on their leveraged spending as a tax deduction.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
We call our AC unit Stephen Cold Air 😊
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
The end result of this is that a bunch of cis women athletes are going to find out they're intersex.
Emily "Babe" St. James (@emilystjams.bsky.social) reposted
The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Adorable!! But whyyyyy is the Midnights’ purple pen not a reference to lavender haze?!?!? 😆
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
SHUT. UP!!! Eeeeep! 🧛⚰️🎸
Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 (@daveyfwright.bsky.social) reposted
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
oh
Karen K. Ho (@karenho.bsky.social) reposted
There are so many great moments from Stephen Colbert's The Late Show. His performance with @themountaingoats.bsky.social is pure joy. But the one that always sticks with me is the profound answer he got from Keanu Reeves: youtu.be/etlBZInTE-I?...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna say, this looks like the Speak Now to Red, Kennedy-filled transitionary period 😍
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
#StarWars #ANewHope A moment of silence for Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok. Now watching #StarWars #ANewHope I am always delighted by how melodramatic and fabulous C-3PO is.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Ohmygod! Oh. My. God!!! I just learned that my MIL has NEVER seen Star Wars. She’s Romanian and doesn’t speak much English. But Disney now has subtitles in Romanian. We get to take her on the 4 5 1 2 3 6 order!! Only question is when to watch Rogue One.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
I got to these 2 plus Renaissance. 2023 concerts won’t be surpassed anytime soon 😍
Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted
There is something so fundamentally telling with people who think that “reading a book” and “knowing what the plot is” is the same experience.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Me (in my Rep shirt) passing a woman in the dog park (wearing an Eras Tour t-shirt): She’s the reason for the season! 🎆🫶🏻
Andy Zahn (@andyzahn.bsky.social) reposted
Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Rainier perfectly aligned on a sunny morning with clear but hazy skies. #wawx #cascadia #aerialphotography
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Bright Star 😭🙌🥹
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
In line at a clothing store.
The Needling (@theneedling.com) reposted
Seattleites Enjoy Perfect First Day of Summer: tinyurl.com/5n64zcry
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
May I recommend that when you finish Andor S2 you make sure it does NOT coincide with PMS-ing?!?
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
How many books is *too* many books for #StuffYourKindleDay? I feel greedy… 🤓📚 #Romancelandia www.romancebookworms.com
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Please, I’m a Taurus. 🙏🏻
Bradley Busch (@bradleybusch.bsky.social) reposted
New research from MIT found that those who used ChatGPT can’t remember any of the content of their essays. Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn. arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Better to audiobook a romance novel 😆
s. e. smith 🌱 (@sesmith.lol) reposted
I just want 'ai' to go away. The simultaneous widespread poisoning of knowledge; attempt to end-run professions that cultivate critical thinking; and sucking the joy out of everything while ramming unwanted technology down our throats is so exhausting. I just can't anymore.
jakeッ (@aristhought.bsky.social) reposted
what i was doodling while nervously watching the canadian GP (RIP to that one groundhog 😔)
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted
Impeach Noem right now. I don’t care if it fails. The refusal to act now is lost forever. It’s on the house to act, and any one of them can do it.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Or just use “deliver later”?
Sam Adams (@samadams.bsky.social) reposted
“But if we paid artists for their work this thing we’ve already spent billions on won’t come anywhere close to returning our investment” seems like a you problem, bruh
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
So far, faves are Estonia Iceland Netherlands Austria #eurovision #freepalestine 🇵🇸
Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard.bsky.social) reposted
Don't look now but Iceland's got a #Eurovision banger.
Liz ❤️🔥 (@feverdreamliz.swifties.social) reposted
In the past 48 hours Israel has killed 200 Palestinians. Another estimated 140 are buried under the rubble from the current direct attacks on housing units. #Eurovision
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve always thought “nail salon” but different strokes.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
“The best revenge is to be unlike [her] who performed the injury.” - Marcus Aurelius Well happy fucking Mother’s Day then 🙃
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
My reaction to this look: “Who dressed him? Maria Von Trapp?” media.gq.com/photos/673f8...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Watching Gladiator II 10 minutes in and looking at Paul & Pedro, I went, “so… do you think this will be an enemies to lovers situation or…?”
Hipster Viking Amy (@lasrina.bsky.social) reposted
I’m not crying at Thunderbolts, YOU’RE crying at Thunderbolts.
Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted
No one wants to hear this but you will find more wisdom in an old fairy-tale, a monologue from Shakespeare, a chapter of Jane Austen, than in all the self-help books in Barnes & Noble. You don't need more lifemaxxing, you need myth, poetry, beauty.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
jacob anderson daily (@dailyraleighr.bsky.social) reposted
happy #MetGala day to Louis De Pointe Du Lac specifically
elena (@typoaspraxis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The comments do not pass the vibe check. The Met Gala is a GALA, aka fundraiser, for The Costume Institute, which depends on the event to function. It’s like the least shitty thing rich people do, funding the arts.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s very interesting that she included that song in THE Travis mash up at Amsterdam N3 (Mary’s Song x So High School x Everything Has Changed) ☺️
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything has changed ❤️ This was Seattle N1, Sat July 22. Trav’s podcast would drop Wed July 26.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
“Oh were you clapping for me?” I was there and, yes, I was. 😆
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
"do you have food safety tips" yes as a matter of fact I do I think the people should elect representatives who appoint experts to keep food safe theres a tip for you
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!! Like early 2000’s Wolverine was way hotter! static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
So…. Interview with the Vampire (TV)
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy Ground
🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 (@indyrefugee.bsky.social) reposted
Every time I get an email from James Carville asking for more money for the Democratic Party, I remind myself that Chuck Schumer still hasn’t stepped aside. So no.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorgeous!!! I firmly believe there is a pixie for everyone!
Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted
Carl Sagan said when he was at university in the 1950s, “it was considered unthinkable for an aspiring physicist not to know Plato, Aristotle, Bach, Shakespeare,” and so many of our problems with today’s tech leaders are downstream of their lack of engagement with the humanities.
Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote about the Trump administration’s embrace of the pro-natalist movement, and the need to combat pro-natalist misogyny in cultural terms. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
It's pretty wild, when you think about it, that the political press spent four years saying "Biden's real test: will Americans approve of his economy?" and then Trump's been president for three months and he's brutally murdering the economy and the political press is just not that focused on it
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
In our house, this was a box office smash. Which now surprises me given that my parents are radical conservatives who would likely have supported HUAC 🤷🏻♀️
Philip N Cohen (@philipncohen.com) reposted
You can't report on this garbage without informing readers of the literal identical policy under Hitler. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 bsky.app/profile/frab...
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Well now that we know he’s ok (thank goodness!), I am cracking up at Lando’s red flag in Q3. Gives Oscar a brilliant chance at leading the WDC after Jeddah 🧡 #F1 #Qualis
Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd.bsky.social) reposted
Right because they are not running for re-election. I don’t know how else to say this. They. Aren’t. Running. For. Reelection.
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s modern day Barbie!
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
👏👏👏 Had this been in place and followed when I was a child, it would have changed my life!!!
⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (StinaMarie) (@stinasdemons.com) reposted
If you're a non-creative who wants to cheat instead of doing the work, you already have problems if you're okay w using LLMs that generate it, you also don't understand Art & since the LLMs stole the hard work & efforts of unimaginable numbers of TALENTED ppl who WORKED at their craft FUCK YOU
Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted
instructor: and what does the green light represent? me: the decadence and futility of the American dream instructor: this is a driver's exam
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did I only just notice the tear?!? 🤯
Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted
“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
Gravy Crockett (@bostonjerry.bsky.social) reposted
The Prince of Egypt is the best film adaptation of any Bible story bar none, period.
amber leigh 💕 (@mbrleigh.bsky.social) reposted
Green Day changed the lyrics 'Jesus of Suburbia' to: "We are the kids of war and peace, from Palestine in the Middle East" 🇵🇸🇵🇸😭
Satan’s Niece (@krissychula.bsky.social) reposted
This is high art
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
please make Goth Kid on Vacation a recurring sketch. Too good 😂🖤
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
“Rugged individualism didn’t defeat the nazis.” - @booker.senate.gov
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted
I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism
Samara Surface (@samaras.bsky.social)
Emile thanks you. #Severance