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It is :)
Write to your MP :-)
Very fine it is too. Their Lamb Saag is also superb. www.shishmahal.co.uk
*cough* Beef Olives *cough*
Actually … I think I *did* write this one.
I once played in a game where a guy wanted to be a thief. He immediately robbed his friends and was killed by another player before we'd even left the tavern. He lasted around 15 minutes.
Anyone who tells you which Hogwarts house someone belongs to is clearly a Hufflepuff.
Sorry, this is Anon Opin; you want Anon Recip.
I don't remember writing this one.
There burning the planet for this slop
They're Kids shows, Nigel.
See also: Channel Tunnel, The Eden Project, The Millennium Wheel, … etc
This is handy
Now we have ²²⁄₇ we can get rid of π
They’re trying to grow up. But you stuck them in a fruit bowl.
I microwave mine so take pride in how long I can make them last.
A box of matches, however …
Maybe your wife didn’t like Ian Brown either; maybe she liked you? 🙂
I’m just glad they only made one Alien and one Back To The Future.
There are no chavs in Glasgow. —Signed, Ned.
Plus, it doesn’t expire or lose all value if the shop goes bust.
I you actually took a GLP-1 it would help you cut down on the Cocaine too.
I suspect this was the cause of the early 2000s IBS epidemic.
The solicitors who looked after me during both my redundancies were worth every penny. Especially as they insisted that the company paid for them 😄
If big corporations have siloed the internet into their big subscription based walled gardens, then the Online Safety Act is the guy going around locking all the doors.
How dare you. My Tarquin and Mimsy brighten any room with their amateur dramatics and virtuoso recorder playing.
I saw that George Michael gifted people anonymously and ever since then, I do the same thing. I can't afford IVF but will send a spa voucher or donate to friends' kids' football teams. I love it and no one ever suspects it's me.
This is one way to get sued
I have a senior role at my company, have attended many leadership training seminars, and learned all the leadership philosophies and buzzwords. None of them work as well as simply asking myself "what would an arsehole do in this situation?" and then doing the exact opposite.
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa
The OED doesn’t accept words. It records words that have been used in the real world and notes their meanings so that, if you encounter one, you can find out what it means.
It's worse than that: their prices are set by taking the value of the houses divided by the average life expectancy. By the time you die, they should own your house.
I've looked into this. It' not the tech that's an issue, it's coordinating with every supermarket—who like you to get a little lost. We considered whether you could crowdsource it, but no-one could be bothered with that while out shopping.
I feel compelled to mention OCD.
You need to get yourself one of these bad boys. It's faster *and* quieter than any kettle I've ever owned. I can;t remember the last time I was so impressed by a new appliance! (sad, I know)
I suppose this is the point when I should say again that: the amount of money the videogames industry brings into the UK economy every year is *more than double* the value of the fishing and steel industries *combined* what this country is really good at is producing culture
The best interviewer, by far, is Kirsty Young. Her Desert Island Discs are a master-class.
They know
If local councils can’t keep the streets free from piss and shit, then what the fuck are they for?
That's not 'petty', that's sociopathy.
Now *that's* a fess 🤮
The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…
AI is trained on us; as such, it replicates many of our biases. Yet it's treated as objective & unbiased. Dangerous shit.
-∞ to 0. Every other film made.
Cutting state pension and healthcare will make it worse. We are a rich country. We can easily afford to look after our old, sick and disabled. We choose not to.
Name, year of birth and exclamation mark isn't *that* bad. Add a unique pair of letters for each website and it's pretty good. Even better, put the full date of birth. If need be, go and write it down, too. Just don't use the same password on more than one place—especially your email account.
Ooooooooooooooooooh!
Ew. Pale boiled meat in sauce.
If boys and girls weren't brought up as separate species then the capitalists wouldn't be able to sell us two of everything for no reason.
If boys and girls weren't brought up as separate species then the capitalists wouldn't be able to sell us two of everything for no reason.
*nervous at a party, straightening my skirt* "uh, so have you been in the neighborhood long?" *a third raccoon wriggles free from under my sweater and tears across the kitchen, pots and pans clattering after it* "I love these dish towels"
The big acts employ people to be entitled for them. They did their job weeks ago.
I'm sure the Tommy Robinsons of this world will get right on that.
Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
See also, anything designed by Philippe Starck.
COVID was a bastard.
Let's just clear this up once and for all... youtube.com/shorts/oUccS...
What if you can't remember how he pronounced it. It's not like you can ask him.
My 4 year-old had a wasp land on his willy. I told him to just stand still and it will fly away in a moment. He stood still. The little bastard stung him for no reason. Luckily, my sister remembered VW: "vinegar for wasps". A quick soak in some Sarson's and he was off playing happily once more.
No, inheritance tax isn't a double tax on your already taxed, hard earned money. You're dead. You don't pay it. It's paid, to all intents and purposes, by the people receiving the inheritance, who absolutely did not earn it, and don't deserve a massive tax free windfall.
Ha! Me too. But not for long.
It’s house prices compared to wages. Everything comes down to that.
Everyone has harebrained schemes and silly projects that are a waste of time. Spouses, friends and family chuckle, roll their eyes, and we all move on. The problem with billionaires is that their vast resources mean they inflict these random stupid ideas on the entire world.
That bomb went in the hold.
The word is 'shoot'
Worth a watch! Watch to the end!
If your government is setting up concentration camps then you're the bad guys. It's remarkable that even needs saying in the 21st century.
Modern world has had the feeling of a dystopia for a while now, but what swung it for me recently was when I opened the fortune cookie from my Chinese meal recently, and it had an advertisement for a gambling app on the back of the fortune. Grim.
McCunt
Common, are we?
It's the snoring and the constant up and down to the loo that bothers me
At least 31 people were killed and dozens injured during anti-government protests in Kenya. Kenya’s National Commission on Human Rights accused the police of using excessive force and abducting at least two protestors.
It makes sense when you realise he was completely pissed the whole time.
I proudly presented my Dad with a pipe rack. He did not smoke a pipe.
You're reading it wrong. The X is a roman numeral. You are supposed to pronounce it "Intense".
Do not tell her
MARMOTH!
HIs voting record says he's no centrist. More of a cruel fantasist.
Let us not forget Rory Stewart's terrible voting record.
Word.
Oh yes I would
I bet you would have been okay with legs and legs and legs and legs and co., you sexist.
The Doors doing a 2 hour set despite Morrison and Manzarek being dead is frankly impressive.
Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner
I loved LocoScript. I'm convinced it was a huge influence on HTML and the WWW.
The Barenaked Ladies used to collect spoons. I think it might be a Canadian thing.
"So, how is it possible that a group of humans who are so active and fit could burn about the same amount of calories as those who are sedentary? Doesn't that defy the laws of physics? Yeah. Absolutely. So, we were totally shocked as well."
This single graph shows it. Compare the orange and turquoise lines. The people who dieted and exercised lost less weight than those who just dieted. Surely you would have expected them to lose way more? Turns out bodies are complicated.
You know, if you just read the article and followed the links to all the studies you would see that I'm not a nutter. Here's another easy-to-digest article that quotes 60+ studies
For a long time I told myself that I wasn't losing weight because muscle weighed more than fat. But having been very methodical about exercise and calorie counting I am now absolutely certain that exercise—daily skipping; swimming a mile & doing weights 3 times a week—made no difference to my weight
On a personal level, l I have tested this over months. It matches my experience exactly. If I ate less one day, I lost weight the next—less than 12 hrs later. If I exercised heavily one day it made no difference to my weight the next. Weeks of going to the gym and my weight went up until I dieted.
You must also have been reducing your calorie intake without realising. These experiments have been repeated over and over, using doubly labeled water, and the results are as un-intuitive as they are conclusive. Humans have a daily calorie budget.
Nope.
Stop making shit up and read what the hundreds of international scientists have provided for you. A little reading will show you that a) walking is exercise and b) the study has been repeated on all sorts of activities including running.
This diagram shows it. If you can’t understand why, a peer-reviewed study isn’t going to help you.
I guess you didn’t even read the article, then. Why would I bother getting you the peer-reviewed data if you can’t even read a decent summary of it in Scientific American?
It's not just humans. The same phenomenon has been observed in other mammals, including the great apes.
