Oh, Al!
President of The VHS Copy of 1997’s Cinematic Masterpiece “The Saint” (NTSC) Association of the Continental Americas, Guam, and the Principality of Sealand.
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Oh, Al!
I *love* her character. In everything really.
You’ll take my em dash from my cold, dead hands—okay?
The Exit 8, Alien Isolation, Tetris Effect
❤️
So pretty
Tell me your age without saying the year but make it confusing because it’s a niche reference
I’ve had this playlist for 20 some-odd years and it makes me so happy. I will watch the entire movie for that line.
people complaining about how "woke" has taken over the film industry, meanwhile bugs bunny has been kissing men since 1940
I’ve had an emotional support “Visit Iceland” newsletter being sent to me since 2004.
Trump threatening members of Congress not to sign the Epstein files discharge petition saying it would be a “hostile act” against him is definitely something an innocent person would do. And scheduling a military flyover in the middle of the survivor press conference is also totally normal behavior.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
🎵 Don't leave me stranded here I can't get used to this lifestyle 🎶
Is it lentil pasta or straight up lentils? I’m curious as a lasagna aficionado.
I wish I could edit alt tags after the fact because I often forget and want to be nice.
Doubtful but I’ll try it
Millions of peaches? Peaches for me? Millions of peaches, peaches for *free*? In this peachconomy? What else is in the teaches of Peaches?
I'm embracing how basic I am
The Hunger (2025) Starring: Stevie Licks Ben’s Jersey Mike’s sandwich
Dude looks like he’s in line at Walmart waiting for his statins
I can't not share this top tier river joke with you.
I would love this Forensic Files episode. “August 31st started out like any other Sunday, but within a Big Mac wrapper—a dark secret was about to be revealed.”
We have used car salesman with a pseudoephedrine addiction and the keys to the nicest car on the lot.
We’re all going to find out he's actually Xenu.
This is me. I have two tattoos, and for a while had my eyebrow pierced. When I go for blood tests, you might as well give me a binky and a baba.
I have a 30 year old nonverbal cousin that got vaccinated for COVID and recently he began doing complex math in his head and writing down the answers. My entire family is floored. Maybe it was the vaccine.
News is just marketing.
I tried SO HARD to get my Dragon Age character to look like me.
Everyone else: TRUMP’S DEAD! Me:
SIR… this isn't a Wendy’s but… 🤣
Don’t worry. Yesterday I had some pastina. Today I’m trying a light BRAT meal.
And I licked the salt off a saltine and gave up 😂😂😂
I actually specifically asked Ben for applesauce. Yeah that’s the route. I did have two walnuts on Thursday 😂
Thank you TMLOoooooo!
Yes. I feel a little rumbly in my tumbly but I think I’m just hungry.
😂 I love it.
I was sick for five days. Here’s before and after pics.
ChatGPT is more comforting today than people.
Oh I so get that. I can get behind creepy hot though. Also I have a thing for grey hair so this works for me.
❤️ I don’t know who is creepier, him or Kirsch.
Lmao, THANK YOU.
@straight-outta.africa This reminds me of you for some reason
They really need to release another Kingdom of Loathing game so I can rationalize another laptop.
This show is great but this theory is amazing: www.polygon.com/alien-earth-... Alien: Earth's eyeball monster may be the series' biggest threat
And so quickly!!
Me too, friend. I am really glad I’m not “insane” though
This motherfucker comes at me whenever I post and I know it’s a dummy account and someone else in the group. Three women just DMed me after this post. We all ate salads at the same restaurant and are all sick. Maybe I should doordash one to his house.
Today's dose of #StevieNicks #FleetwoodMac ##GoYourOwnWay #Musicsky open.spotify.com/track/07GvNc...
Hahaha yes. I’m not big on meat to begin with anyway :)
Lol, yes, it’s much more innocent. It’s the stuffed version of the self care app character. 🙂
If you’re scared of two female animated characters sharing an innocent, second long kiss, you’re no longer allowed to watch lesbian porn. That’s the rule. #snoop
Long story short, I was going to give myself one when I got married but the clerk gave me the wrong instructions. I was going to give myself an A middle name so my initials would be S.A.M.
I prefer Maxgus myself.
And yet my mother wouldn’t give me a middle name because Samantha is “too long”
Oh my god they have stuffed Finches now. I must have a finchie finch.
😘
Blue Moon cause its got a slice of orange on top
Playing with 6 people is great!
Helen Hunt on Millionaire is precious.
Nice
There’s a movie version?! Queuing up.
Maybe they’re eating peas 😂
I always assumed the sign of the teaspoon and the sign of the wave from Paul Simon’s Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes was the guy waving off an invitation to dinner, like her mimicking eating and then he waves her off. Apparently they’re hand signals for taxis.
They are both www.savagex.com/products/LAC... Lace Deux Legging - Savage
Oh my god love
Supportive sharks are all you need #art #sharks #comic
I thought I bought red lace leggings … I look like I have big Cheetos for legs
@straight-outta.africa wow if true
Hello and welcome to my talk on Imposter Syndrome. Honestly I don’t know why they picked me to do this.
Wonder what will happen to South Park…
What’s next? The League of Mar a Lago Girls / Trump Youth?
Heat Davidson was suggested
They say birds aren’t real, but my life is run by an owl and a zebra finch.
Continuing the tradition of naming my appliances silly things, the new thermostat:
I can't find pics of the city but this is me the last time I was in DC, about to leave for a con, dressed as Amethyst from Steven Universe.
It’s so hot in here the heat-reactive Rubik’s Cube doesn’t need me to touch it.
I feel part of the reason most new flicks don't hit the same way 70s-90s movies did may be related to us growing up on Looney Tunes which introduced us to classical music, and I feel like every movie I have seen lately lacks an original score and opts for pop/rock soundtracks. Am I imagining this?
Anyone have experience with Brilliant?
Watching DEFCON’s Hacker Olympics and wondering where that gentleman got that brilliant jacket
Isn't she the woman who told Henry Cavill to get a dog because he was too clingy?
Meanwhile Gates Foundation is dropping a couple of billion to aid women’s health
“I Don’t Understand You” was hilarious.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane headed to Alligator Alcatraz! It’s Super Douche! Don't steal my meme.
Dean Cain was always the worst Superman but now he's the stupidest
I had no idea I was dating a broth supremacist.
@straight-outta.africa
The yell I produced watching that PSA. I can’t believe they did it.
Where is Jake Tapper??? 🧐
(317) 643-4888 As of yesterday, the general 988 safety hotline removed its direct extension for LGBTQIA+ youth. The Rainbow Youth Project has provided this number to fill the need for the community. Please share on your own pages. Thank you.
“Since I was a little girl all I've wanted in life was a jukebox that played nothing but Connie Francis records.” RIP Connie Francis.
And, further, I wouldn’t doubt it if he gets them to call it Coke 47 and make the label gold.
There is no chance in hell Coke will change completely over to real sugar. He is obviously trying to stop the import of Mexican Coke because it’s from Mexico and they will, I bet you anything, release an American full sugar Coke.
(i was kidding about that part but yay!)
I bought this book last year and have yet to open it. Based on the comments I'm not sure I want to. I love celery.
I drew the hat.
It’s one year of Ziggy having successful cancer surgery and finishing the initial immunotherapy. Thursday is his 2nd booster. So I got him ordained as a MINIster and Sacred Companion with the Church of Gnomes. #LiveLikeGnomes
I don't remember the THPS Terminator death level
This all female card is great.
This is what happens when you stop putting booklets in video games. The young folk don’t learn history.
How long until Mondelez puts out a Dubai chocolate Oreo?