actual heathcliff comics (@realheathcliffs.bsky.social) reposted
22 Sep 2025
Well, I think they should be called *good*posts, actually. Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. Available for commercial work. IG: @samposnick www.samposnick.com
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Ah yes, the theme song that still gets stuck in my head.
sephirAmy (@sephiramy.bsky.social) reposted
[Chappell Roan voice] ohhhhh when you wake up next to ham, in the middle of the night, with your ham in your hands,
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Earnest Post: I hope everyone is having a good morning!
Colossal (@thisiscolossal.com) reposted
Wellington’s extravagant World of WearableArt is back for 2025, including pieces by 85 finalists that showcase some of today’s most elaborate and fanciful costumes. www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/09/2025...
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Lmao that this is the exact part of the song I sang during our brief karaoke moment a few weeks ago too, haha.
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”
pyykkö (@pyykko.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
To move from food to wine, 'kyykkyviini' (squatting wine) in the Finnish word for the cheapest wines, which invariably are on the bottom shelves.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Literally just told someone moments ago "blast fax kudos all around", so... yes.
wolf pupy (@wolfpupy.bsky.social) reposted
i was searching to see what the glow in the dark game boy pocket looked like and it showed me this and put "RARE GAME BOY FULL OF HAIR" in bold like that is a thing someone would be specifically looking for
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Have to go to a professional conference. MY BRAIN: Maybe you should dress like a little cowboy?
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Sometimes I think we are sisters from some other timeline, lol.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I still dream of their Chicken Caesar Pita wrap...
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
I love to buy kitchen stuff and never cook.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
It was the perfect image for when I'm doing something else and Bluesky is up on my second screen and I glance over and just say, "Ah... nope."
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
How I look when I see some of your posts...
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Aww, boo.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
*hands on hips* Sil!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Oh yeah, can't have a Chums party with pterry and his moves.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Chums SHOULD go... to my house! For a party!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Another weird day online, you know what that means... "And here coooome the birds!"
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Everything is pretty bad out there but I had a pretty fun, silly day chumming around with a friend today, so at least there’s that.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Piche’s look is so longing…
weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted
Wow the memorial AI projection at the funeral was so lifelike, it even captured his "Don't AI me after I die" forehead tattoo in perfect detail
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Oh geez, I spaced on responding yesterday! What do you think you will go for next? Based on what you said, you might want to go Shining, it’s different enough from the movie to be interesting and lots of people’s “favourite”.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
It's funny how grief can sometimes stimulate the creative side (or perhaps just the brain wanting for the distraction). These are really interesting! And I am sorry about your dad.
Birder K (@birderk.bsky.social) reposted
Early spring, while Dad was in his final stages of cancer, I went back to my block bird art & gave my mind the task to reduce the birds more, using circles this time. I ended up doing 36 warblers, making these WORBS as a result. Realized I never shared them here, so short thread. IDs in alt. 1/3
Criag (@craigpsutton.bsky.social) reposted
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t care about the guy who isn’t aging. Give me an article about a guy who unlocked the ability to double jump
puke (was almost in Priscilla) (@slowpuke.bsky.social) reposted
I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Awww, booo. Hugs, man.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reposted
When you’re a bit sad, but still trying to give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted
"It always made me feel less alone." I've heard this said by other MST3K fans, and I think it's just about the most gratifying thing you can hear about something you worked on.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I couldn’t agree more with this!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Had an epiphany on my run yesterday that modern day Heathcliff comics are just my “Horse_ebooks”.
Jeremy C. Shipp (@jeremycshipp.bsky.social) reposted
It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
I shouldn’t have to work on Peter Falk’s birthday.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
I Lived It: I made plans to meet with someone without realizing how tired I would be today.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Oh, I associate it with the hilariously bad movie Troll 2!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
*eating pitas and dill pickle hummus* This is fun. This is a 'fun hummus'.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Yeah, I could definitely get on board with heck cool.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I feel like, generally... no. But I use this one, which is at least very cute, I think. explorethousand.com/products/bik...
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Nilbog!
Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) (@nicomaramckay.com) reposted
hell yeah, skeleton time
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Inside of me, there are two wolves… oh my god, they’re fighting, stop it you guuuuuuuyyys!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
*waking up* Well, here I am, once again.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Watching my emotional support The Running Man (1987) and clapping because I love Dynamo.
Sarah (@thebasementtan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
On Sundays at 2pm begins the Time of Wallowing and Self-Pity, and it is sacred.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
What do you think Mambos 1-4 were like?
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
No one talks about Fleetwood Mac's much less popular song "Moth Dust Woman".
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reposted
I think I posted this pencil crayon piece before but I finally took a better photo of it during daylight, lol. ‘Lil tutti frutti hummingbird! #birds
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Oh, thank you!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
I think I posted this pencil crayon piece before but I finally took a better photo of it during daylight, lol. ‘Lil tutti frutti hummingbird! #birds
Ben (@franzferdinand2.bsky.social) reposted
You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Clown's in the water. Our clown.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reposted
Why not have another little tarot peek for a Thursday night?
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Hahaha, Dana, you are my rock.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Why not have another little tarot peek for a Thursday night?
terror (@weedlejuice.bsky.social) reposted
If you listen to birdsong with a completely open heart you can just open your mouth and replicate it at will at the next staff meeting
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Oh boy, I sure can still enjoy watching This is Spinal Tap.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Okay, this is funny because we are Diet Root Beer lovers in this house and my partner is out right now picking up A&W which will most assuredly come with one. Salute!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Sorry to anyone who was planning to post some exciting personal news or projects today.
Dave Bulmer (@demontomatodave.bsky.social) reposted
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots.bsky.social) reposted
Kyun-chan, a shy Japanese pika disguised as a deer, is the tourism mascot for Hokkaido.
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Will I ever emerge from hell? No.
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These are still some of my favourite little guys.
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Still happening.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Got a little too annoyed. Have to dip into the emotional support taffy.
lanyardigan (@lanyardigan.bsky.social) reposted
(receiving an unsolicited personal photo)
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Just realized this morning that my brain and body have finally defeated the scourge that is "knowing how to do the Achey Breaky Heart dance".
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reposted
Aggravating work day got me feeling like this. Good birds gone bad. Little Switchblade Sammy over here. #birds
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I can relate to your mom, lol.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Never say never!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
We all think this every time we see a house like this, right?
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reposted
It's late, mods are asleep. Post spooky little guys. #birds #nuthatch
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Love it when I buy one thing from a place, one time and then they just keep emailing me every few days telling me I'm a "legend". Yes, thank you, I guess I am. Thank you for noticing.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Spooky season is coming. If you were a Halloween decoration, what kind would you be? I think I'd be one of those ones you're supposed to hang somewhere that just sort of wiggles and screams.
Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible.bsky.social) reposted
"hide post for me" is so good. I see a post that sucks, it's gone for me. i'll never see it again. Incredible. there should be a way to do this with people. I mean aside from the main one
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Damn, that was my second choice, haha.
Wendy Miller (@burrowingowl.bsky.social) reposted
Going through my photos from this morning, and when I saw this owlet with this expression, I immediately thought of Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That movie really messed with my head, I guess. 🪶
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Yes, and I will also do that to Nik now.
Midge (@midgiepie.bsky.social) reposted
a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors. @theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com)
Buying birthday cake flavoured Burt’s Bees lip balm because my lips are dry but I’m also a big stupid baby.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
They make them near me! Also they have a ranch flavour now that I haven’t tried yet!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I was not aware of this but I am happy to know it.
sarah margaret (@sarahmargs.bsky.social) reposted
me as a lab rat pushing the button that gives me dopamine: it’s not like I need it or anything but it is nice to have like as a treat
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
And one was meeeeeeee!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Embarrassiiiiiiing!
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
It’s true though.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
I think I'll drop by around 2 (I'm always later than I think I'm going to be, lol)
Alex Plante 🐀👑 (@aplante.com) reposted
WE ARE DOIN IT. if you’re in winnipeg come say hiiiiiiii i’m at the back near the coffee vendors which, yes, is fucking ideal ☕️ @prairiecomicsfest.bsky.social
Alexandra Gallant-Lee (@alexandragallant.com) reposted
Doing Octoblerone, where I eat toblerones every day for a month and draw absolutely nothing.
Sam "The Candy Bimbo" Posnick (@samposnick.com) reply parent
Yeah, we have a ton of firewood but I have no desire to have a fire now.